REC me, Bands that need to see the Doctor.
These bands are SICK! |
1 | | Bloody Diarrhoea Shitstorm
Not good mate, you probably got an E. coli infection, better get some antibiotics. |
2 | | Manic Depression Impending Collapse
Just went out and dropped $500 on a bunch of new releases before listening to them, fuck i feel like shit now, contemplating commit die, better get some lithium. |
3 | | Swine Flu Faint of Breath
I should not have made out with that cute sow, i heard it sneeze, better get some tamiflu. |
4 | | Heart Attack (USA) God is Dead
Clogged arteries and elevated blood pressure, should have seen this coming, off to ICU. |
5 | | Migraine Weird Tales
Initiated by Bring Me The Horizon, better get some sumatriptan. |
6 | | AIDS Wolf The Lovvers LP
Don't share needles with sketchy looking werewolves, better get some antiretrovirals |
7 | | Rat Scabies P.H.D. Prison Hospital Debt
The best type of scabies to catch, better get some polysporin. |
8 | | Anxiety Wild Life
Having deadlines to write reviews, or going outside, a sputnik staffers reality, better get some lorazepam. |
9 | | DeafDeaf Paths
Whenwhen countrycountry musicmusic isis onon, better get an auditory check. |
10 | | Syphilitic Vaginas Black Motor Covenant
Mother warned me about this back in grade school, better get some penicillin. |
11 | | Black Pus Black Pus II
It's gangrenous, better chop it off. |
12 | | Glaucoma The Hidden Pleasures
Better see an ophthalmologist. |
13 | | Viral Encephalitis Carrariass
Head is starting to hurt, way to much pressure, lucky it isn't bacterial, better get some antivirals. |
14 | | Ebola Hell's Death Metal
You're fucked! |
15 | | Stillbirth Happy Stillbirthday Party
At least the guy who raped you is relieved.
"Sorry to far" |
16 | | Herpes Medellin
On the lips, or the other lips, herpes is for life, better get some valacyclovir. |
17 | | Broken Arm Life Is Short
Better get a cast on it. . |
18 | | Drunk Injuns Frontside Grind
A lil racist, it ain't their fault, they didn't evolve alongside alcohol so never developed the enzymes to break alcohol down, better go to AA. |
19 | | Mommy Hurt My Head Mommy Hurt My Head
Better hurt her back. |
20 | | My Penis Is Made of Dogshit Eternal Cuck
This is serious bro, better take a video and show me. |
21 | | Cancer The Sins of Mankind
The reason why Lance has only one nut. Better get some chemo. |
22 | | Seizures The Sanity Universal |
23 | | Black Tongue Born Hanged
This is what can happen if you take a 4 week course of metronidazole, or you perform analingus to much, better get some nystatin |
24 | | Full Blown AIDS Full Blown A.I.D.S.
Not quite as bad as terminal AIDS, but worse than a deflated helium balloon, better abstain from life. |
25 | | Snapped Ankles Violations
What happens to people who think you are a butcherboy, better get an x-ray. |
26 | | Hacksaw to the Throat Tear My Eyes Out...
An untidy unfortunate accident occurring in woodwork, better get some bandages |
27 | | St. Paul and The Broken Bones Young Sick Camellia
This would be a great name for a Catholic Cast Clinic. |
28 | | Incontinence Infecting Paranoid Minds
You ain't really drunk until you shit the bed, better get some pads. |
29 | | Nurse With Wound A Sucked Orange
Probably picked up a multi-drug resistant staph infection, better get them in quarantine. |
30 | | Anal Vomit From Peruvian Hell |
31 | | Miscarriage Miscarriage |
32 | | Fractured Spine Songs of Slumber
You won't be walking for a while, better get a wheelchair. |
33 | | Punctured Tough Guy Warped Houses
Stabbing an UFC fighter is always fun, better get him a bandaid. |
34 | | Overdose Addicted to Reality |
35 | | Iceburn Firon |
36 | | 122 Stab Wounds The Deity of Prversion
Better than 87 stab wounds, better call yourself a human pin cushion. |
37 | | God Body Disconnect Sleeper's Fate
Delusions of grandeur, better get some antipsychotics |
38 | | Bleach Birth Caesarean Tapestries
Washing away the sins of your dirty mothers vagina, better get some good bleach |
39 | | Haemorrhage Hospital Carnage |
40 | | Plastic Surgery Disaster Endless
Or more commonly known, Michael Jackson syndrome, better get some profolol |
41 | | Pig Heart Transplant Hope You Enjoy Heaven
Was the rage in the 60s |
42 | | Hookworms Pearl Mystic
It's like pets, but for your insides, better get some mebendazole |
43 | | Decapitated Mum Decapitated Mum
Quick get her to the hospital, wait to late |
44 | | Slutvomit Copulation of Cloven Hooves
The result of working to hard, better get some metoclopramide |
45 | | The Anemic Boyfriends Guys Are Not Proud / Bad Girls in Love
Sharing love and losing blood, better get an iron infusion |
46 | | Twisted Sister A Twisted Christmas
If she gets you something shit for xmas, give her a really bad Chinese burn. |
47 | | Skinned or Sunburnt Skinned
Either way, don't have a bath in vinegar, better get some aloe vera |
48 | | Meathole Infection Bloodsucker
I hate when my meathole gets all stinky and pussy, better get some cephalexin. |
49 | | Suicidal Tendencies Suicidal for Life |
50 | | Flatulence Irreversible Degrade
Ate too much baked beans wrapped in cabbage leaves, better get some charcoal. |
51 | | Radiation Vomit Demo 2014 |
52 | | Discharge Of The BloodyEntrails Grind Demo 1 |
53 | | Rectal Nectar / Severe Bowel Perforation / Klɪstər Rectal Nectar / Severe Bowel Perforation / Klɪstər |
54 | | Brain Dead (USA-CA) Disaster Ahead |
55 | | Girl In A Coma Trio B.C. |
56 | | Asthma Castle Jesus, Mary and Broseph |
57 | | Chronical Diarrhoea Royal Diarrhoea |
58 | | Ripped to Shreds Eight Immortals Feast |
59 | | Fog of Leprosy Untitled Turd |
60 | | Cancerous Growth Late For The Grave |
61 | | Drug Problem Drug Problem |
62 | | I GOT SHOT IN THE FACE How Am I Not Myself |
63 | | Raped By Pigs Gushing Orgasms 2 |
64 | | Umbilical Asphyxia Rampant Infantile Strangulation |
65 | | Sweaty Nipples Thrill Crazed Space Kids Blasting The Flesh Off... |
66 | | 16 Stitches In the Tunnel |
67 | | Hypothermia Skogens hjärta |
68 | | Septicflesh Temple of the Lost Race |
69 | | Intensive Care Voyeurism |
70 | | The Clap The Night the Condom Broke |
71 | | Pregnancy Scares Mind Control |
72 | | Hallucination Memories From a Dream |
73 | | Bacteremia Cerebral Wrong Settings |
74 | | Anthrax Fistful of Metal |
75 | | Poison Flesh & Blood |
76 | | Assult N Battery Beat Dat System / Come Together |
77 | | Hypochondriac Disobedient |
78 | | Severe Ulceration Demo 2012 |
79 | | Anal Psoriasis DEMO II |
80 | | Fecal Vomit gurgle it and spit to better feel the taste... |
81 | | Blennorrhea Choked on Fecal Infected Fluids |
82 | | Large Intestine Obstruction By Anomalous Congenital Band Demo #2 |
83 | | Halitosis Decline Of Neural Development |
84 | | Postcoital Ulceration Continuation of Defective Existence After Multiple |
85 | | Fuck, Bud!/Hypnic Jerk Split |
86 | | Sclerosis Ependymoma |
87 | | Mental Ward From Under the Moon |
88 | | Electrocution Seamed With Scars |
89 | | Dengue Fever Cannibal Courtship |
90 | | Malaria Some Relations With Girls |
91 | | Toxic Narcotic We're All Doomed |
92 | | Twelve Inch Clitoris Demo 2017 |
93 | | Urine in Her Wounds Unfathomable Depravity |
94 | | Extremely Rotten Flesh Last Breath |
95 | | Autistic Youth Landmine Beach |
96 | | Involuntary Convulsion Tempus Edax Rerums |
97 | | Euthanizer Permanent Damage |
98 | | Gastrorrexis/Visceral Decay/Sanguinary Execution/Rotten on G Sutured Bleeding Wounds |
99 | | Amputated Genitals Family Bloodbath |
100 | | 9th Plague Apocatastasis Reversed |
101 | | Trust Me I'm A Doctor Removing Your Existence |
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