Uzumaki
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01.20.22 A Coda (Postponed)01.19.22 Core Homework #14: I Think I May Have A
01.17.22 Insert Witty Title Here. Core Explorati01.15.22 The Number 12 Sounds Kinda Like This...
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The Number 12 Sounds Kinda Like This...

A continuation, friends, a continuation.. and maybe possibly a partial pseudo-sequel to anti-core? #12 in an ongoing series of lists where I take the deepest of dives through the vast universe of -core: hardcore, post-hardcore, metalcore and deathcore, along with forays into the pocket universes of punk, math, scene, emo, grind et al. Is there good stuff here? We'll see. Is there bad stuff? Almost guaranteed at this point, but that's part of the point of these latter lists; the main goal is to seek out and find the forgotten gems that have been lost to the mists of time, and a secondary goal is to identify the weaker albums so that you won't have to endure hardship while on your own respective journeys. So, pull up a comfy chair, grab a pair of headphones and let's dive in...
178 Days After Death
Too Much Is Forgotten
2My Ticket Home
The Opportunity To Be
3The Word Alive
The Word Alive
4The Word Alive
Empire
5Oh Sleeper
When I Am God
6In Fear and Faith
Voyage
7The Amity Affliction
The Amity Affliction
8The Number Twelve Looks Like You
Mongrel
9Slice the Cake
Cleansed
10Attack Attack! (US)
If Guns Are Outlawed, Can We Use Swords?

I know, I know. At this point we're going completionist.
11Random Conflict
Escapism
12Plague Thy Child
Plague Thy Child
13End In Sight
Obiter Dictum
14End In Sight
Deep Wound
15We Came As Romans
Dreams
16Dr. Acula
S.L.O.B.
17Destroyer Destroyer
The Dead Sleep Like Us For A Reason
18Destroyer Destroyer
Littered With Arrows
19Destroy the Colossus
Centuries
20Decontaminate
Cleanse and Burn
21Day of Atonement
Cremation of the Guilty
22We Butter The Bread With Butter
Das Monster Aus Dem Schrank
23Emarosa
Corsets Are Cages
24Constrito
Um Fio de Vida no Circulo da Morte
25Conviction (USA)
Conviction
26Conviction (USA)
A Question of Commitment
27Combatwoundedveteran
This is Not an Erect, All-Red Neon Body
28Burned Up Bled Dry
Cloned Slaves... For Slaves
29Bloodsport
Warrior Beast Supreme
30For the Fallen Dreams
Changes
31Float Face Down
Bury Your Beliefs
32Burned Up Bled Dry
Kill The Body... Kill The Soul
33Breathe Carolina
It's Classy Not Classic
34Dr. Acula
Below Me
35Beheading of a King
Quasar: Preserving Legacy
36Before Their Eyes
Before Their Eyes
37Annotations Of An Autopsy
Before the Throne of Infection
38Moshing Samurai
Atlantis Tapeworm Incident
39As We Fight
Black Nails and Bloody Wrists
40As They Sleep
Dynasty
41As the Sun Sets
7744
42Of Machines
As If Everything Was Held In Place
43Arsonists Get All the Girls
The Game Of Life
44arson
Words Written in Blood
45Annalynn
Stare Down The Undefeated
46Inside The Beehive
Anaphylaxis EP
47An Albatross
Blessphemy (Of The Peace-Beast Feastgive
48Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Agorapocalypse
49Sevenday Curse
After the Storm
50Absidia (GER)
Written In Minor Key
512 OClock Girlfriend
A Tale Of Two Cities
52A Skylit Drive
She Watched the Sky
53A Lovely Day For Bloodshed
A Lovely Day For Bloodshed
54Gwen Stacy
A Dialogue
55A Black Rose Burial
An Awakening of Revenants
56Acranius
The Echo Of Her Cracking Chest
57Shemales From Outta Space Of Death
You Never Get A Cannibal-Blowjob Twice
58Salt The Wound
Carnal Repercussions
59Inside Conflict
Headless…
60Haste
When Reason Sleeps
61The Crimson Armada
Guardians
62Greeley Estates
Go West Young Man, Let The Evil Go East
63Ghost Runner on Third
Speak Your Dreams
64Five Minute Ride
The World Needs Convincing...
65Fate of Icarus
Cut Your Throat Before They Do
66Sky Eats Airplane
Everything Perfect on the Wrong Day
67Eskimo Callboy
Eskimo Callboy
68Jeniger
Jeniger
69Iwrestledabearonce
Iwrestledabearonce
70Inside Conflict
Unearthed From Wonderland
71Creation Is Crucifixion
In_Silico
72With Blood Comes Cleansing
Horror
73Holy Molar
Cavity Search
74Just Like Vinyl
Just Like Vinyl
75Maharahj
Chapter One: The Descent
76Lower Definition
The Greatest of All Lost Arts
77Lip Cream
Lip Cream
78Liferuiner
No Saints
79L'Esprit Du Clan
Chapitre 0
80Red Sky
Knife Behind the Smile
81Akissforjersey
Keep Your Head Above the Water
82The Last Ten Seconds Of Life
Justice
83Ed Gein
Judas Goats & Dieseleaters
84Purusam
The Way of the Dying Race
85See You Next Tuesday
Parasite
86Our Last Night
The Ghosts Among Us
87Opposition (USA)
Better Days and Bad Advice
88Ookla the Mok
Bless Her Little Black Heart
89Grotesque Through Incoherence
One Thousand Blasting Words
90New Day Rising
Memoirs Of Cynicism
91Roger Klotz
Ignorance Eternal
92process
Regeneration
93Hog Caller
Predestined For Hell
94Crossovers Inside My Fingers
You Are the Writer
95MyChildren MyBride
Unbreakable
96The Jonbenet
Ugly/Heartless
97Inane
Zeitraffer
98Grotesque Through Incoherence
Utopia City
99Tower of Rome
All Is Lost...All Is Lost...All Is Yet To Be Found
100Shemales From Outta Space Of Death
Totgeburt In Röhrenjeans
101Totenmond
Lichtbringer
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