BlackwaterPork: Merry Christmas you twats

BlackwaterPork 12.25.17	Hope all of you beautiful bastards are having a good Christmas
BlackwaterPork 12.25.17	Ps. Love you all
Toondude10 12.25.17	My sister gave me a copy of The Room
Confessed2005 12.25.17	Merry Xmas porky. Enjoy Cannibal Corpse they are sick live man.
CalculatingInfinity 12.25.17	Merry Christmassssss :D
BlackwaterPork 12.25.17	Cheers confessed, I shall enjoy A copy of the room eh? Best film ever made that’s for sure
Dewinged 12.25.17	Merry Xmas Pork, have a good time dude
BlackwaterPork 12.25.17	Cheers lad, you too
manosg 12.25.17	Merry Christmas dude.
Spluger 12.25.17	Happy holidays you bastard
BlackwaterPork 12.25.17	And a merry Christmas to you cunt
Dinosaur 12.25.17	praying for some new jeans. otherwise dat am drinking.
Egarran 12.25.17	Ahh I remember the golden days with black metal CDs under the tree. This year my best gift was an hour of professional massage. Because my gf is fucking lazy and/or dislikes touching me.
someguest 12.25.17	lol time for a new girlfriend, ergarrenenenarr
BlackwaterPork 12.25.17	Lol my gf doesn’t give me backrubs even tho I give her one every day
Dedes 12.25.17	My girlfriend does it even when I don't expect it lmao
Deathconscious 12.25.17	Wow you guys have shit girlfriends.
BlackwaterPork 12.25.17	Cheers mayhemwithmongaloid, and a merry Christmas to you
Egarran 12.25.17	Oh indeed Adolf, we have the girlfriends we deserve. No need for pressure. What did you get from yours?
Deathconscious 12.25.17	a dick
Egarran 12.25.17	Cool, I was guessing a strap-on.
Deathconscious 12.25.17	Nope, its a real one.
BlackwaterPork 12.25.17	How big? 13 inch destroyer?
Demon of the Fall 12.25.17	13? Pussy!
zakalwe 12.25.17	12 inch too small is it?
BlackwaterPork 12.25.17	Guessing yours is 3.5 like most of your ratings, you Yorkshire bastard ye
zakalwe 12.25.17	You slags would pass out at my six inch smasher
Demon of the Fall 12.25.17	Merry Xmas everyone, hope you’re all sufficiently fed & watered (time zones permitting)... I think it must be New Year by now in Aus.
BlackwaterPork 12.25.17	Lol demon you know your time zones...
Demon of the Fall 12.25.17	You got me & I compensate for my tiny dick by ramming a monster right up me jacksie on the regular
Demon of the Fall 12.25.17	Time zones are easy, 7 days difference across the world innit. Apart from leap years they’re 10 days for some reason.
BlackwaterPork 12.25.17	Yes... that is correct. Fucking give this man the Nobel prize or some shit
Demon of the Fall 12.25.17	Cheers. Beer make me clever.
BlackwaterPork 12.25.17	Pfft... beer? Ever tried absinthe, that's practically a drink which makes you omniscient
Demon of the Fall 12.25.17	Done it a couple of times yeah, I was probably an all-knowing being for the duration but unfortunately I can’t actually recall anything from those occasions. It’s a shame because I’d most likely come up with a cure for cancer or something.
BlackwaterPork 12.25.17	I came up with the cure for death once but I drank some water and it negated the effects
Demon of the Fall 12.25.17	Idiot, everyone knows drinking water is for morons.
BlackwaterPork 12.25.17	I know I lost about 70 IQ
ExecutiveExecuterexe 12.26.17	I don't drink as much water as I should.
Dedes 12.26.17	Losing 70 IQ would bring you into the negitives though wouldn't it?