CugnoBrasso
12.25.20 | Call me a sputcorer all you want but I really liked The Microphones in 2020. |
ChoccyPhilly
12.25.20 | Not the christmas story I was expecting... |
sixdegrees
12.25.20 | *holds up spork* |
CugnoBrasso
12.25.20 | What would life be without surprises |
BlazinBlitzer
12.25.20 | "What's your favorite 2020 album with an agerage rating below 3.9?"
The new Trapt album, easy.
Anyways, this was a good read lol. |
CugnoBrasso
12.25.20 | I listened to the latest Trapt record because I never heard of them and I thought you were serious. |
joomisy
12.25.20 | lol this man really posted this again |
ieatbabies795
12.25.20 | βI convinced them that they were the chosen ones and that their race had to remain pure. Their hostility against the European settlers grew even stronger. It was then that I realised that I looked exactly like a European settler (whoopsie lol)β
I fucking canβt hahaha |
ieatbabies795
12.25.20 | Aye atleast he got to smash |
widowslaugh123
12.25.20 | Legend |
CaliggyJack
12.25.20 | this is the WWII fan fiction sputnikmusic needs and deserves |
RogueNine
12.25.20 | Are you the one that wrote this the first time? |
Koris
12.25.20 | πππ |
CugnoBrasso
12.25.20 | @joomisy and RogueNine, yes it was me... I can't believe people remember this, hopefully it won't get deleted this time around. |
widowslaugh123
12.25.20 | I remember dying the first time I read and I laughed even harder this time |
Storm In A Teacup
12.25.20 | I lost my virginity after this girl fell in love with me and broke up with her boyfriend to be with me. Fucked her like 4 or 5 times and fucked the shit out of her for an hour one of those times. Pussy wasnt that great compared to all other women Iβve been with but cumming in her mouth was better than all except my wife. |
CaliggyJack
12.26.20 | HA FOOLS.
By the glory of the almighty I have remained chast for 26 years!
My purity shall bring me into the high embraces of the Lord!
AMEN |
CugnoBrasso
12.26.20 | Jack, from a former chaste to a current one, go to the Amazon rainforest and choose your favorite species. |
Pheromone
12.26.20 | frog slimey good pick |
Egarran
12.26.20 | heh heh
Eisenarsch
Thanks for the nice story |
zakalwe
12.26.20 | I was 17 she was 43. Absolute quality it was. |
Lasssie
12.26.20 | I never lose |
DDDeftoneDDD
12.26.20 | Hey Brasso. Did lost your virginty with emperor Hirohito or I need to read the rest? |
DDDeftoneDDD
12.26.20 | What? A frog? Dayyum..I feel deceived |
CugnoBrasso
12.26.20 | Again, what would life be without surprises? |
TheAntichrist
12.26.20 | i fucked a dog in the ass after i tried to fuck your mom in the ass. then i fucked a fuckin' pirate in the ass |
zakalwe
12.26.20 | Mum was the only one who said you were rubbish |
ieatbabies795
12.26.20 | No no the frog became emperor Hirohito after he fucked the frog |
CugnoBrasso
12.26.20 | Fun fact: the first time I posted this list it got featured, and mods deleted it shortly after. |
CaliggyJack
12.26.20 | why it's educational |