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Sputnik's Sacred Cows

This is a compilation of artists Sput regularly glazes. Some of which I enjoy, some of which I utterly despise. This isn't even close to all of them either. Are these artists any good or do people just pretend to like them to fit in?
1Converge
Jane Doe


I would pay astronomical sums of money to purge this band from my memory and to never have the possibility of hearing them again.
2Gorguts
Obscura


Band is good but overrated. Definitely some groupthink at work here,
3Ulcerate
Stare Into Death and Be Still


Band is good but this album sucks hard
4Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Lift Your Skinny Fists Like Antennas to Heaven


Not interested
5Opeth
Blackwater Park


Love this band quite a bit. Not as into their recent work tho.
6The Dillinger Escape Plan
Ire Works


Definitely into this band
7Every Time I Die
Ex Lives


Hard pass on this partycore
8Immolation
Here in After


YES.
9Death
The Sound of Perseverance


Peak groupthink band
10Atheist
Unquestionable Presence


Awful
11Sufjan Stevens
Michigan


Not my thing
12Kendrick Lamar
DAMN.


I do not like hip-hop and I do not like this. Just tired about hearing about this guy all the time. No, I do NOT need to "get into" Kendrick. Admittedly tho it's gotten better these last few years.
13Counterparts
Tragedy Will Find Us


Massively overrated but not terrible. My opinion on them has softened as of late.
14Misery Signals
Of Malice and the Magnum Heart


Sucks total ass
15Radiohead
The Bends


Boring neckbeard crap for guys that apologize their girlfriends (if they have one) every five minutes and waste their lives perusing exorbitantly-priced vinyl in tiny shops that smell like old socks. In all seriousness tho it's just really bland stuff. Never saw the appeal.
16Thursday
Full Collapse


Whatever
17The National
Alligator


I like this band but they're a big draw for sput-think
18The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground & Nico


Boring
19Swans
Soundtracks for the Blind


I'd rather die than listen to this band
20Emperor
In the Nightside Eclipse


Great band, although their first two albums are miles ahead of the rest
21Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds
The Boatman's Call


I don't get this crap at all. This dude absolutely CANNOT sign and his songs are boring as fuck.
22Cocteau Twins
Heaven or Las Vegas


Love it
23Boards of Canada
Geogaddi


Sounds like a couple fat hipster idiots having sex on an inflatable mattress
24Dead Can Dance
Within the Realm of a Dying Sun


Sounds like dying and going to heaven. Good stuff.
25Bon Iver
For Emma, Forever Ago


Wish I could've stopped listening forever ago
26Elliott Smith
Either/Or


His story is tragic but I just don't like this at all I'm sorry. Much more of a Nick Drake guy.
27Meshuggah
obZen


Great band but glazed to Hell and back
28Erra
ERRA


These guys grew on me. Really enjoy this one and Augment.
29Enslaved
Isa


A bit overhyped imo but still a good band. Impressively vast discography which I gotta respect.
30Neurosis
Through Silver in Blood


Horrible
31Godflesh
Streetcleaner


Sounds like a broken dishwasher
32Cult of Luna
Somewhere Along the Highway


One of my favorite bands at the moment tbh
33Devin Townsend
Ocean Machine: Biomech


Love me some Devvy but he's definitely a Sput artist
34Wormrot
Hiss


Miss
35Norma Jean
Redeemer


Not bad
36End
Splinters From An Ever-Changing Face


Pretty good
37Thrice
The Artist in the Ambulance


I wish I was in the ambulance on life support. The sound of the equipment might drown out this music.
38Ulver
Shadows of the Sun


They have one good black metal album, one decent chill album (this one), and a whole bunch of crap
39Tool
Lateralus


Whatever
40Gojira
The Way of All Flesh


Hard pass on this snoozefest
41Zao
The Well-Intentioned Virus


Genuinely hate everything about this band
42Rolo Tomassi
Time Will Die And Love Will Bury It


Sounds like an angry feminist making an instrument smoothie
43Brand New
The Devil and God Are Raging Inside Me


Disgust and Regret Are Raging Inside Me
44mewithoutYou
A to B: Life


iwishiwaswithoutTHEM
45At the Drive-In
Relationship of Command


Me likey
46Obliteration
Cenotaph Obscure


Entombed did it better
47Amorphis
Tales from the Thousand Lakes


Too sappy
48Kalmah
Swampsong


Up there with some of the worst metal I've ever heard
49Architects
Hollow Crown


They're only building mediocrity
50Dance Gavin Dance
Instant Gratification


Instant regret upon listening
51Fugazi
The Argument


Punk isn't my thing. I could care less about the punk "attitude" or "image". I've always thought the music was rubbish. Don't like this one bit.
52Depeche Mode
Songs of Faith and Devotion


Love it dearly
53Gaza
I Don't Care Where I Go When I Die


Sucks
54My Bloody Valentine
m b v


Fantastic
55ISIS
Oceanic


Nice riffs. Used to hate these guys but they've grown on me.
56Anberlin
Cities


Solid
57Aphex Twin
...I Care Because You Do


One of my favorite artists
58The Ocean
Precambrian


Overrated but mostly great albums. Hated their latest tho.
59Steven Wilson
Hand. Cannot. Erase.


Ears. Cannot. Unhear.
60Sun Kil Moon
Benji


Pretty good
61Siouxsie and the Banshees
Kaleidoscope


Love it
62Timeghoul
1992-1994 Discography


Never again
63Bolt Thrower
Those Once Loyal


Impeccable riffage. One of my faves m/
64Agalloch
Ashes Against the Grain


Band got me through some rough times. Another fave of mine.
65Slift
Ummon


Haven't really listened enough to have a well-founded opinion. They're fine from what I remember.
66Panopticon
The Scars of Man on the Once Nameless Wilderness


Incredible
67Slowdive
Souvlaki


Blissful
68Rush
Hemispheres


Overrated but still great
69Neutral Milk Hotel
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea


Like shoving hot needles in my ears
70Amenra
Mass IIII


Nice melodies
71Bjork
Biophilia


She's perfect
72maudlin of the Well
Bath


Kinda lame and unfocused, but enjoyable in the right setting. This is definitely a band people like to say they're a fan of.
73Kayo Dot
Choirs of the Eye


Pretty into this but have to be in the mood for it
74Knocked Loose
A Tear in the Fabric of Life


No.
75American Football
American Football


Unlistenable
76Slint
Spiderland


Hideous
77Frank Ocean
channel ORANGE


Yuck
78Failure
Fantastic Planet


Perfectly named band tbh
79Death Grips
Government Plates


Everything wrong with music
80Sigur Ros
( )


Band is my happy place
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