BerryGarlicia
01.20.19 | Damn I’m checking out 7 and this is good thrash |
JohnnyoftheWell
01.20.19 | Sharknado, mother fu-
"I'm not including Sharknado and all those stupid Asylum movies because those really aren't sincere."
Fairs
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JohnnyoftheWell
01.20.19 | Was thinking of watching the Shallows, good vibes? |
hobblepot
01.20.19 | Jaws is the only truly great Shark movie, The Shallows was okay but a lot of it is really boring, The Meg is a decent one if you haven't checked it out |
bloc
01.20.19 | God I love sharks |
Source
01.20.19 | the meg [2] |
SitarHero
01.20.19 | Austin Powers, because sharks with frikkin laser beams! |
SitarHero
01.20.19 | Also, I know you said no Asylum, but Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus started the fad and it's a GOAT c-movie. |
Rowhaus
01.21.19 | sput needs more shark love #gimmesomefin |
budgie
01.21.19 | bait was surprisingly pretty alright |
artiswar
01.21.19 | sweet list |
MO
01.21.19 | Deep blue sea is classic |
MarsKid
01.21.19 | There's really only one good shark movie, agreed. The rest is good for ironic entertainment. |
MO
01.21.19 | Deep blue sea is classic |
theacademy
01.21.19 | where is bait 3d |
MarsKid
01.21.19 | DBS is a good laugh, definitely in the higher tier. |
budgie
01.21.19 | "where is bait 3d"
finally! |
artiswar
01.21.19 | When the shark throws that dude on the gurney into the window I laughed so hard I sharted. |
Hawks
01.21.19 | Deep Blue Sea is one of my fav movies hands down. Kinda thought 47 Meters Down sucked though. |
Rowhaus
01.21.19 | I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKIN' SHARKS IN THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' LAB |
ramon.
01.21.19 | "I'm not including Sharknado and all those stupid Asylum movies because those really aren't sincere."
the concept of sincere shark movies fascinates and bewilders me
pieta is probably my favourite movie about (loan) sharks from recent times |
Source
01.21.19 | I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this monday-to-friday plane |
budgie
01.21.19 | yeah 47 meters down was eh
and mandy moore did not age well :( |
Source
01.21.19 | Nah shes hot |
budgie
01.21.19 | jesus how old was she in a walk to remember, always thought she was the hottest girl ever in that movie, but now she just looks like a kid to me
was only 12 when it came out, suppose that's why |
budgie
01.21.19 | yeeep she was just 18 for that film |
Source
01.21.19 | Yeah she's a woman now and is hot |
Sevengill
01.21.19 | atomic shark
dinoshark
sharktopus series
avalanche sharks
megashark series
devilfish
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artiswar
01.21.19 | 47 Meters was pretty good, that flare scene was lit. |
budgie
01.21.19 | donkey punch has a good flare scene |
Avagantamos
01.21.19 | what about that animated one that came out in like 2004. don't remember what it was called |
budgie
01.21.19 | STREEET SHAAAAAAAARKS
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bgillesp
01.21.19 | Sharknado |
artiswar
01.21.19 | Sharknado 2: Electric Boogaloo |
MarsKid
01.21.19 | The multi-headed shark attack movies, lest we forget.
My friend and I have a tradition of whenever we're both in town we boot up Netflix and find some bad movie to watch and make fun of while we catch up on our lives. Had some good fun with that. |
Trifolium
01.21.19 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdJg9up9fhY
Does this count? From 'The Spy Who Loved Me'. Beautiful little Bond-villain moment. |
BallsToTheWall
01.21.19 | Speaking of. James Bond, it was brutal when in Thunderball both sides were having that epic underwater speargun war and then the sharks joined the fray after smelling blood. |
Trifolium
01.21.19 | Yeah totally. Bond has many shark-moments. |
zakalwe
01.21.19 | You could stand me up next to the most chilling thing imaginable and it still wouldn’t be as shit scary as that sunken boat rolling head in Jaws. |
BallsToTheWall
01.21.19 | Agreed. |
MarsKid
01.21.19 | Honestly, the amount of lessons in horror that Jaws taught that modern films ignore is pretty incredible, especially with regards to any sort of monster/supernatural-threat-oriented movies. |
SitarHero
01.21.19 | "There's really only one good shark movie, agreed. The rest is good for ironic entertainment."
Sounds like you haven't watched Open Water. |
Egarran
01.21.19 | But I have, and Jaws is still 100 times better. |
SitarHero
01.21.19 | Maybe, but that doesn't mean Open Water isn't unironically terrifying. |
bloc
01.21.19 | Good to see love for DBS, that movie is underrated. |
artiswar
01.21.19 | I hate Jaws with every fibre of my being. Open Water is pure nightmare fuel. |
Egarran
01.21.19 | Thalassophobia could be nice to have when watching these movies. |
Rowhaus
01.21.19 | how can someone actually hate Jaws? |
bloc
01.21.19 | OK for a sec, I thought he said Jews. Was that just me? |
artiswar
01.21.19 | Yeah I clearly meant Jews, who's heard of someone who hates Jaws? |
budgie
01.21.19 | nope nobody hates jaws. 5/5 movie |
Sevengill
01.21.19 | I so want to attend an on-water showing of Jaws. I work at a sailing center and several of us want to make it happen. |
Rowhaus
01.21.19 | the ocean at night literally gives me the biggest anxiety |
budgie
01.21.19 | the pacific at night is.............. pacific
sevengill, http://mentalfloss.com/article/501421/best-way-watch-jaws-while-floating-lake |
Zig
01.21.19 | Once saw a Jaws rip-off called Orca, the Killer Whale.
lmao |
JeetJeet
01.21.19 | DONT YOU WATCH MY MOVIES? A FUCKIN SHARK ATE ME! |
Egarran
01.21.19 | Wow, The Meg has 5,7 on imdb. It must be insanely bad. |
iglu
01.21.19 | sharkboy and lavagirl |
Egarran
01.21.19 | Now I have to post a Simpsons clip: https://youtu.be/3Z9OWv6JG9Y |
artiswar
01.21.19 | Zombie Shark is an unsung gem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxR_JMGJhI4 |
bloc
01.21.19 | The Meg was alright, but I was hoping it would be a lot better |
ArsMoriendi
01.21.19 | Surprised that no one joked "Shark Tale" yet
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budgie
01.21.19 | yeah the meg fell pretty flat for me, rainn wilson didn't get enough screen time and the movie was too bubblegummy ;_; |
SitarHero
01.21.19 | "Once saw a Jaws rip-off called Orca, the Killer Whale."
Ha! Yeah I've seen it too. It actually gave me a pretty high opinion of the intelligence of orcas. It also amazes me how there are has been exactly one instance of an orca attacking and injuring a human in the wildm EVER. No other apex predator is that discerning. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
01.21.19 | 1 is the best album and movie here. Such a jam. |
bloc
01.21.19 | Orcas are pure evil bro |
StrikeOfTheBeast
01.21.19 | Yeah man Orcas flip sharks over so they suffocate before they eat them. Brutal. |
Rowhaus
01.22.19 | nature is metal |
StrikeOfTheBeast
01.22.19 | Sharks riff ahrd m/ |
Source
01.22.19 | The meg is awesome everyone, don't be deceived |
SitarHero
01.22.19 | Orcas are fucking badasses. Great Whites run for their lives at the sound of an approaching Orca. Plus they're basically wearing tuxedos so essentially they're the James Bonds of the sea. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
01.22.19 | aint nobody fuckin wit a orca amirite |
budgie
01.22.19 | sperm whale maybe |
StrikeOfTheBeast
01.22.19 | @budgie did you make a sex joke? |
budgie
01.22.19 | no. sperm whales are the largest toothed creatures on the planet. are orcas not natural prey of sperm whales? |
StrikeOfTheBeast
01.22.19 | Oh. lol
Sperm Whales eat fish and squid last time I checked. Orcas and Sperm Whales have gotten into conflict, however. There was this one conflict I read about where a pack of Orcas (they hunt in packs as you probably know) charged at a group of docile Sperm Whales. However, Sperm Whales had the advantage with size and their tail fins so they scared off the Orcas. |
budgie
01.22.19 | word! i'm totally on team sperm whales. coolest animal ever |
Source
01.22.19 | but what about narwhals? forgot about narwhals didn't you budgie |
SitarHero
01.22.19 | Sperm whales are formidable but not aggressive while Orcas can and will hunt almost anything.
The only reason to be on team Sperm Whale is Moby Dick/Mastodon's Leviathan. Otherwise it's Orcas all the way. |
budgie
01.22.19 | i just like sperm whales, man, orcas do nothing for me |
Egarran
01.22.19 | Then you will appreciate that they are all gonna succumb to PCB in the next generation. |
artiswar
01.22.19 | thread ruined |
StrikeOfTheBeast
01.22.19 | Whale how about that? |
SitarHero
01.22.19 | Fuck. |
artiswar
01.22.19 | I hope you are all sharked and appalled |
Egarran
01.22.19 | Did you know some ship paint still contains PCB?
Let's hope they don't invent mandatory life extension before we die. Witnessing the coming ecological disasters is gonna be hard, especially because they all carry a subtext of humans being stupidly evil. |
artiswar
01.22.19 | Mandatory life extension? What? Anyway I find comfort in the certainty that we'll be wiped from existence sooner or later, hopefully within a couple of generations. The earth will renew itself and balance will be restored to the force. Also shark movies are sweet. |
budgie
01.22.19 | i, too, hate us |
SitarHero
01.22.19 | I, for one, would welcome new cetacean overlords. |
Rowhaus
01.22.19 | cthulu will restore order |
Egarran
01.22.19 | "Mandatory life extension? What?"
Yeah, man. Maybe not mandatory, but are going to pass down the opportunity for perfect health and a 350 year lifespan? Even if it means witnessing global ruin? Think about it, man.
That's why Cthulhu is a good choice. His followers will be eaten first and thus spared the mindwarping horror of His dominion. https://youtu.be/XxScTbIUvoA |
StrikeOfTheBeast
01.23.19 | @artiswar hahahaha good one
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Rowhaus
07.12.19 | Crawl looks pretty cool |
Source
07.12.19 | Seems like one of those instances where the trailer gives away the entire movie |
bloc
07.13.19 | I like the premise, but crocs just doesn't seem scary enough. Lake Placid ruined them for me lol |
budgie
07.13.19 | ADD BAIT |
TheSpaceMan
07.13.19 | _____________________________________________
PLEASE ADD THE EP "FOREVER TODAY" BY RIDE TO THE LIST
THANK YOU |
Rowhaus
07.13.19 | crocs are spooky tho, like dinosaurs that never died |
Source
07.13.19 | Crawl is about alligators :D |
bloc
07.13.19 | They are scary in real life agreed. But in movies? Nah |
Rowhaus
07.13.19 | it's like a Florida documentary. I'm hella glad it's getting better reviews than The Lion King |
budgie
07.13.19 | is the movie supposed to be scary? director did PIRANHA 3d and that was a comedy horror (and a damn good one!) |
Source
07.13.19 | For real. Disney needs to stop with the remakes |
Rowhaus
04.08.20 | I watched the 47 Meters Down sequel and it was decent. Jamie Foxx's daughter is fuckin smoking. |
budgie
04.08.20 | the ending was hilarious
gotta swim to the boat.. gotta swim to the boat... i touched the ladd-OH MY GOD A SHARK
gotta swim back to the boat.. gotta swim back to the boat.. suspenseful, i touched the ladd-OH MY GOD ANOTHER SHARK, AGAIN!! |
Rowhaus
04.08.20 | it was the Descent with gills |
SteakByrnes
04.08.20 | The Descent owns |
brainmelter
04.08.20 | Disappointed, thought the list title was ‘shrek movies’ |
bloc
04.08.20 | I can never have enough shark movies in my life. Pretty sure I've memorized every line in Deep Blue Sea at this point |
Rowhaus
04.08.20 | it's a classic |
SteakByrnes
04.08.20 | Deep Blue Sea is so good, love that movie. Did you ever check The Meg Rowhaus? |
Rowhaus
04.08.20 | nah still haven't seen that but thanks for the reminder |
theacademy
04.09.20 | where the FUCK is bait you dumb peace of shit |
Rowhaus
04.09.20 | haven't seen |
SteakByrnes
04.09.20 | Bait is pretty good man, you should check that and The Meg and get them on the list brother |
Rowhaus
04.09.20 | looks like shark is back on the menu boys |
budgie
04.09.20 | bait is really fun |
bloc
04.09.20 | Saw a clip on Instagram of Jaws if the shark was voiced by Cardi B and I haven't laughed that hard in a while |