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any other posers in the chat

listing a few fraudulent behaviours i have exhibited or continue to exhibit as it pertains to my tenuous relationship with sputnik music . com, feel free to let me know some of your favourites you've seen me exhibit, or even ones you've exhibited yourselves (scandalous!)
1Ulcerate
Everything is Fire


disingenuous ratings either as a cheap gag or to pad out those score percentage thingos
2Chon
Grow


posting segue chunks of lyrics in all caps to participate in group fun, regardless of the fact i had to google the lyrics
3The Marias
Superclean Vol.2


writing in all lower case with either sparse or intentionally jilted punctuation to appear chill, aloof, , ! etc (this extends beyond sput but i think its especially interesting here, i think an all lowercase summary says a lot about how annoying a person is as someone who's recently gone back and read a couple of my own reviews)
4Nirvana
Nevermind (Deluxe Edition)


spending an absurd amount of time trying to find albums for lists where the band name, album art, and relative obscurity coalesce into something that seems cool without actually listening to confirm its good beyond just noting if the prod is suitably bad/authentic/synonym
5Brain Resin
If Pain Persists


refusing earnest engagement maybe 20% of the time if it doesn't suit how i am perceived, i.e. reviewing something from a genre with a controversial rep that i absolutely jam way more than half the albums i've 5'd and slapping a poor rating on it because i'm just that cool

prob feeds into the first point listed but i think the disingenuous quotient can take many forms
6Vulfpeck
Fugue State


going to the charts, picking a random year, scrolling about half way down the page, finding an album with like 30 ratings but a 4.1, reading the genre tags, then rec'ing it when in a discussion about those genre tags, and ESPECIALLY if its a genre i don't know much about so i appear as if i were a mysterious traveler with exotic knowledges
7The 1975
Being Funny In A Foreign Language


overtly wordy
8Absinthe Father
moving forward


being really mean/refusing to be charitable over semantics to win the debate and secure my virginity, sorry to everyone i've been mean to unless i still don't like you which would be incredibly mature of me given i'm rarely here anymore
9Autechre
Tri Repetae


pretending to like electronic music
10Nintendo
Play It Loud!


a weird obsession with macro-only appreciation of music, i.e. can't dig a song because it's got a good riff and nothing else, can't dig an album if only 3/8 songs appeal to me, etc, even though half my listening these days is purely through playlists
11Brian Blade
Landmarks


getting too much joy out of the quirks of ESL comments to the point that i wonder if i'm a bit racist
12Lorna Shore
Psalms


"deciding a rating before even listening gasp" - Purpl3Spartan
13Flourishing
The Sum of All Fossils


having an inflated sense of opinion about records that occupy the same space as ones i like despite the fact i seem to have a lot more nuance when it comes to other media i like (games, movies, etc). like damn u used a tritone??? 4.5
14Erra
Augment


being too cowardly to realise my dreams of becoming steakbyrnes
15Cloud Rat
Qliphoth


telling myself in my head i'm alright at writing as a byproduct of a few nice compliments i've gotten from really awesome peeps on this site over the years without spending the time to consistently put out anything due to laziness and fear, while also ignoring the fact i don't put out anything when wondering why i've been plateaued for years, and still having the gall to be critical of other writers on here behind closed doors
16Haley Heynderickx
I Need to Start a Garden


highly affected release day reviews so lacking in content and so heavy on experiential prose that it may as well just be me doing a creative writing exercise on hallucinogens
17Metallica
Ride the Lightning


“assuming everyone knows all the bands you do and being a dick about it if they don't reference them as a cheap gag” - kkarron
18Indricothere
III


“I use BBCode to make 'funny' ratings, and refuse to tell noobs how to do it cos I want to feel special” - egarran
19Abhorrent (USA-TX)
Intransigence


writing the whole review in the submit box for the thrill
20Murmuure
Murmuure


"slapping a placeholder rating on albums before they were released to eternally reserve your spot as the first person to have rated them on sputnikmusic.com" - PotsyTater
21Doja Cat
Planet Her


"I’ve edited some ancient comments to make conversations more interesting." - pizzamachine
22Grotesque
Incantation


"I've been known to occasionally post "check Grotesque" but I've never actually listened to Grotesque." - Sunnyvale
23Jlin
Black Origami


smearing fart jokes into otherwise unassuming writeups
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