anat: if food was sentient

anat 04.18.23	thoughts and opinions
artiswar 04.18.23	it would depend on the food. If we're talking broccoli, yes it wants to be eaten. If we're talking banana peppers, they would not want to be eaten. Let's not get into mammals
ArsMoriendi 04.18.23	Weird that all of the food you specifically called out are small round morsels Also this: https://open.spotify.com/album/3LSgLZrSXELqWt5eqb6XMY?si=QCXii1nPSVWPRuR5_hs8tw
Vinnymcscoop 04.18.23	If coleslaw was sentient, it would probably want to die because of its appearance and smell
artiswar 04.18.23	coleslaw isn't real food
anat 04.18.23	say there’s a cake with sprinkles. is it the entire cake that’s sentient? and the sprinkles are like hair or something but not sentient? when you slice it, are you killing the cake, or does each slice gain sentience? if they do, are they clones or do they have their own personalities?
Vinnymcscoop 04.18.23	@ artiswar You're right, you're right
anat 04.18.23	coleslaw is a foodstuff amalgamation- I fear it is already dead
artiswar 04.18.23	you've ruined sprinkles for me thanks
Sinternet 04.18.23	does semen count as food
JefferyPigglestein 04.18.23	you can make it into an omelette
artiswar 04.18.23	if you eat it then yes
vult 04.18.23	Coleslaw is fucking good, y’all just don’t eat good coleslaw. I’d imagine a potato being sad about being eaten. It grows underground for a reason, it wants to stay hidden.
Vinnymcscoop 04.18.23	If each bean was sentient, what would happen if you put 500 beans in a bag? Would they be irritated being in an enclosed space? Would there be screaming? Is there a bean school?
anat 04.18.23	what if you taste semen and it tastes nice? do you think that means it would have produced a functional and high achieving human? is it better to taste foul semen, safe in the certainty that you’ve prevented the potential birth of a vagrant?
pizzamachine 04.18.23	I think food would enjoy, in a sexual way, being caressed with my gentle tongue. Yet it would equally enjoy being penetrated with my unstoppable teeth.
artiswar 04.18.23	I've been told if you eat pineapple your semen tastes pretty lit
vult 04.18.23	Eating pineapple leads to bearing high functioning humans, in that context
anat 04.18.23	pineapple laced semen breeds prickly characters
artiswar 04.18.23	I think we've just found the correct form of eugenics
Minortimbo12 04.18.23	meat?
anat 04.18.23	meat?
RogueNine 04.18.23	This is very much like a sketch my brother and I would do when we were little. Basically the premise was a french fry who wanted to be eaten because the person had already eaten ketchup.
Sinternet 04.18.23	if chickens don't wanna be eaten they shouldn't make feathers so tasty
Vinnymcscoop 04.18.23	Just take feathers, water, sugar and a blender and mix it all together and just drink it
ArsMoriendi 04.18.23	Checkmate vegans
TheSonomaDude 04.18.23	It really depends on a multitude of factors. If humans were genetically designed and manufactured by a higher power for the sole purpose of consumption and caloric intake for their own nutritional needs, would we blindly accept our predetermined purposes? Would we rebel and fight back?
theBoneyKing 04.18.23	who's gonna tell him
anat 04.18.23	let me ask my good friend abe from abe’s odyssey
IsisScript80 04.18.23	"would we blindly accept our predetermined purposes? Would we rebel and fight back?" Would you be happy with this?
RogueNine 04.18.23	I think VeggieTales might have the answer for some of this.
ToSmokMuzyki 04.18.23	i was a pineapple cum baby
MoM 04.18.23	All food wants to be eaten. Why the hell would it not? That’s like a pig not wanting to be harvested for bacon
PotsyTater 04.18.23	Is this intentionally stupid or just by accident
ToSmokMuzyki 04.18.23	the fact you cant tell shows just your level of intelligence
ffs 04.18.23	define food and not food
anat 04.18.23	guy with potato based username: this is dumb
neekafat 04.18.23	lots of food is sentient
PotsyTater 04.18.23	Tosmok are you still mad I called power metal picture books for cognitively stunted adults?
anat 04.18.23	neekafat explain please also explain why neekafat autocorrects to breakfast in my phone
PotsyTater 04.18.23	My name has nothing to do with potatoes btw
chemicalmarriage 04.18.23	Bro have you seen sausage party
Asdfp277 04.18.23	how would it feel for the food to rot tho
PotsyTater 04.18.23	If food was into vore that would really be somethin
Minortimbo12 04.18.23	consulting bob and larry No answer. I guess we are doomed
Asdfp277 04.18.23	would that make it ethical still
MoM 04.18.23	“ how would it feel for the food to rot tho” We should know this answer very well already
Egarran 04.18.23	Oh gatekeeping coleslaw now, nice. Also if plants and animals don't want to be eaten why are they made of food?
GhandhiLion 04.18.23	yeah get in my belly egarran Baked beans would be stoners obviously. Therefore the most acceptable to kill and eat
unclereich 04.18.23	My name has nothing to do with potatoes btw[2]
Ryus 04.18.23	mayonnaise coleslaw is godawful vinegar coleslaw is delicious
Egarran 04.18.23	I wouldn't mind my corpse being eaten, bur pls let met die of natural causes first. My name is a rare russet from northern Argentine.
RogueNine 04.18.23	"Also if plants and animals don't want to be eaten why are they made of food?" Lmao Eggy.
unclereich 04.19.23	ive had the company of a few pigs in my life
fogza 04.19.23	wtf is this thread
Sharenge 04.19.23	what's taters
AsleepInTheBack 04.19.23	STUPID FAT HOBBIT peas being nice and sweetcorn being not nice is so true and deep you have made me do a thunk
PotsyTater 04.19.23	“ what's taters” No idea what ur talkin about m8
anat 04.19.23	btw animals aren’t examples of sentient food because they’re not food yet
anat 04.19.23	“My name has nothing to do with potatoes btw” sure thing matey potatey
Sharenge 04.19.23	they are in my house
PotsyTater 04.19.23	That’s nonsense and I’ll give you an example why Wolverines eat other animals alive from the asshole up so being alive is an entirely arbitrary feature of whether or not something is food yet
Sharenge 04.19.23	holy shit that's exactly what I do
PotsyTater 04.19.23	Another example, Timothee Chalamet is a fuckin snack and he’s sentient
Bedes 04.19.23	is that the dragon from dork souls
anat 04.19.23	apologies I guess to any wolverines on this here forum, I know it must be a sizeable contingent
DoofDoof 04.19.23	I’d hope the sensation of being eaten would be halfway between an orgasm and having an itch scratched over your entire surface area all at once for sentient foods Down the hatch
IsisScript80 04.19.23	I hear the longpig is a vaguely sentient food. "apologies I guess to any wolverines on this here forum, I know it must be a sizeable contingent" No worries, Bub.
fogza 04.19.23	"apologies I guess to any wolverines on this here forum" i am a were-duck so that's ok
zakalwe 04.19.23	Lay off the ketamine for God sake
Egarran 04.19.23	~I've had one desire since I was born To see my body ripped and torn To see my flesh devoured before my eyes Only for IsisScript80 I volunteer as a human sacrifice~
ffs 04.19.23	would milk like to be sucked out of a titty or not
IsisScript80 04.19.23	"~I've had one desire since I was born To see my body ripped and torn To see my flesh devoured before my eyes Only for IsisScript80 I volunteer as a human sacrifice~" Aww... damn, Ega! A whole poem no less... that's so sweet! Kicker is, I've been vege-matarian for close to a decade, but if I were to ever renege on that... I'm sure you'd be the tastiest morsel sputnikmusic dot com has to offer. :D
Vinnymcscoop 04.19.23	Would the food have organs?
Vinnymcscoop 04.19.23	If they didn't have eyes or a mouth, could they speak telepathically?
ToSmokMuzyki 04.20.23	@potsypotatochipsbakedinlardstarchfatty u still mad at whatever insult i threw at u in response to that sheer abomination of a statement worthy of the 10th circle of hell?
Spec 04.20.23	Are parts of a cow different sentient beings once they’re separated and prepared?
rabidfish 04.20.23	in that reality the raw diet is the cruelest form of torture.
PotsyTater 04.20.23	@tosmok idk I didn’t read it but Im sure it was devastating
ToSmokMuzyki 04.20.23	fking rude ass potato peeling sonovaspud
bighubbabuddha 04.20.23	sweetcorn on my penis after anal is a song by vince staples
ToSmokMuzyki 04.20.23	if food was sentient being a foodie would have a whole different meaning ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) apple pie anyone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)