iReturnToDust: beverages ranked

trvvve 09.27.15	green tea is 1
SharkTooth 09.27.15	Everyone where I live drinks sweet tea and I can't stand the stuff lemonade would be my 1 tbh
tacos n stuff 09.27.15	Green tea with honey is 1* FTFY
trvvve 09.27.15	nah plain green tea tbh
climactic 09.27.15	no coffee lol water, then alcohol, then coffee rest dont matter
Ryus 09.27.15	1 and 2 are correct
trvvve 09.27.15	sorry but coffee is absolutely disgusting
Parallels 09.27.15	1 - thai iced tea*
basikchanL 09.27.15	1. water 2. coffee 3. herbal tea 4. lean only beverages i care about tbh
ArsMoriendi 09.27.15	I love 1-6 so I approve : ) Orange is deff the best fruit juice... I'd probably put grapefruit juice at second at this point. Also putting anything in your green tea is a cardinal sin. Plain is best.
Relinquished 09.27.15	you haven't had good coffee then
Ryus 09.27.15	"sorry but coffee is absolutely disgusting" smfh
trvvve 09.27.15	probably not but weed chocolate milk > alcohol
Sinternet 09.27.15	*green trea with aloe vera is 1 Actually though all tea's which isn't common boring breakfast tea is 1. Although oolong is rather strange.
tacos n stuff 09.27.15	I'nm with trvvve on this. I've tried every coffee from every place, "falvored" and plain, I still dont get it smells fantastic though
Sinternet 09.27.15	Also bubble tea is the best beverage to exist.
tacos n stuff 09.27.15	wait what about baha blast
iReturnToDust 09.27.15	coffee is dix unless it has good creamer. coffee black or with milk and sugar tho is gross
Ryus 09.27.15	i have always hated bubble tea.
iReturnToDust 09.27.15	wait what about baha blast that's literally soda
tacos n stuff 09.27.15	yeah but drunk late night tbell and baha blast are pretty sick
BlackLlama 09.27.15	"coffee is dix unless it has good creamer" Agreed. Strong black coffee and heavy whipping cream is my go to.
trvvve 09.27.15	wait bubble tea still exists? lol
Sinternet 09.27.15	Yes it does and it's still awesome but expensive
treeqt. 09.27.15	it actually goes water > tea > banana juice > coffee if you drink anything else you might as well commit suicide because you're wrong and no one should ever be wrong
treeqt. 09.27.15	>Although oolong is rather strange. yeah oolong is probably the most diverse of all teas so that statement makes no sense yeah tbh you should also consider the above
trvvve 09.27.15	i'm trve so i can't be wrong neither
Ryus 09.27.15	you might be correct tree, the only one i'm unsure of is banana juice because tbh i don't think i've ever had it in my life
trvvve 09.27.15	also like has noone on here tried weed chocolate milk??
SharkTooth 09.27.15	weed is still a criminal offense where I live
CamiloG 09.27.15	Tangerine juice is #1 for me, followed close by Greek yogurt.
SharkTooth 09.27.15	greek yogurt is a beverage?
Kman418 09.27.15	1. lean 2. everything else (shit)
trvvve 09.27.15	"criminal offense" pls.
ScuroFantasma 09.27.15	Greek yogurt is a beverage? [2]
ArsMoriendi 09.27.15	"if you drink anything else you might as well commit suicide because you're wrong and no one should ever be wrong" Do you even chocolate milk, bro?
Kman418 09.27.15	ars its like you actually want people to make fun of you
CamiloG 09.27.15	Yeah Greek yogurt can be a beverage depending of its process of preparation, though in fact I'm referring to semi-greek yogurt which has a more liquid texture.
hal1ax 09.27.15	black coffee & earl grey / yerba mate tea is whats up
ArsMoriendi 09.27.15	"ars its like you actually want people to make fun of you" I know right? What the fuck is wrong with that guy?
MistaCrave 09.27.15	What the fuck has Sputnik come to hahahahahaha
ArsMoriendi 09.27.15	I thought this would be a Betray list honestly. Unless this is his alt...
SharkTooth 09.27.15	Betray did a juices ranked list and his was awful
MrSirLordGentleman 09.27.15	any beverage list where alcohol isn't in the last place is wrong
Gameofmetal 09.27.15	sweet tea is 1
ArsMoriendi 09.27.15	Yeah, alcohol is only good if you're in a party atmosphere/ hanging with friends at night usually, otherwise you're usually a sad motherfucker for drinking it. One of my roommates day drinks and it's really weird. Like it'll be a Wednesday at like 4pm or something and he'll have a beer.
SharkTooth 09.27.15	smoking on the other hand is perfectly fine
AlexKzillion 09.27.15	1 is 1
ArsMoriendi 09.27.15	Still don't want to smoke and I live with 3 hardcore stoners who smoke perpetually haha. It's funny when they accidentally pass me the bowl. I thought that maybe living with stoners make make me curious about it, but it's kind of done the opposite honestly.
MistaCrave 09.27.15	I'm gonna be a beverage hipster and say that Vitamin Water (dragonfruit flavor) is 1.
SharkTooth 09.27.15	at least nobody said coconut water like seriously why the fuck do people drink that shit?
MistaCrave 09.27.15	It honestly takes like a diabetic's urine. Not that I would know what that tastes like though, amirite?
ArsMoriendi 09.27.15	Vitamin water is usually gross, not going to lie. You know what rules though? Hot chocolate.
MrSirLordGentleman 09.27.15	Monster Energy is 1 tho
ArsMoriendi 09.27.15	"at least nobody said coconut water like seriously why the fuck do people drink that shit?" Yeah, it's worse than whiskey, and wow do I hate whiskey.
trvvve 09.27.15	burn the beverage hipster
trvvve 09.27.15	also can i post my beverage-related problems here? i'm having the jitters at 3 am because zero caffeine tolerance and 5mg melatonin arent gonna help me getting tired, help D:
treeqt. 09.27.15	just because you express your degeneracy in what you decide to consume doesn't mean your degeneracy isn't the actual problem here
Cygnatti 09.27.15	water is the best drink yea
Cygnatti 09.27.15	milk is 2
treeqt. 09.27.15	milk comes after coffee at 5 good call
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.27.15	terrible ranking
chemicalmarriage 09.27.15	yall motherfuckers need jesus
basikchanL 09.27.15	"1. lean 2. everything else (shit)" t h a n k y o u
basikchanL 09.27.15	chamomile tea is fantastic tho. and all the other flowery bullshit.
treeqt. 09.27.15	chamomile isn't tea btw
basikchanL 09.27.15	chamomile tea is tea
treeqt. 09.27.15	but tea is water + a specific plant that chamomile is not so chamomile can't be tea
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.27.15	chamomile tea is basic as fuck "but tea is water + a specific plant that chamomile is not so chamomile can't be tea" every day u teach me that you can be even stupider than i previously thought possible
basikchanL 09.27.15	yeah ok it's not TRUE tea but close enough cmon now
treeqt. 09.27.15	call it tisane
basikchanL 09.27.15	ughhh
treeqt. 09.27.15	ughhh!!!!!
basikchanL 09.27.15	ikr
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.27.15	tree u need to learn to embrace the cultural lexicon and realize that the most literal definition of something isn't the only appropriate application in modern society like im sure u just blew ur nose with some generic ass face tissues but nobody gives a fuck if u call it a kleenex anyway
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.27.15	like there are thousands of teas that don't use whatever shrub tea originated as but people still call it tea because its hot water and some plant bullshit and thats what people call it
Asdfp277 09.27.15	any beverage list where alcohol isn't in the last place is wrong [2]
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.27.15	and id rather die than refer to it as hot ass flower drank to appease you
treeqt. 09.27.15	aaaaaactually ...
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.27.15	wow this list is bringing the x edge x kids out of the woodwork
basikchanL 09.27.15	chamomile tea is an actual beverage tho so im not even THAT wrong.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.27.15	ur not wrong at all
porcupinetheater 09.27.15	9 all contained to one category as if all alcohol is created equal.
basikchanL 09.27.15	i mean yeah but it's not like the truest of teas so i guess im teechhnically wrong but also like who gives a fuck (i guess qt but wtvr)
chemicalmarriage 09.27.15	"like im sure u just blew ur nose with some generic ass face tissues but nobody gives a fuck if u call it a kleenex anyway" lol
treeqt. 09.27.15	i guess you could speak of chamomile tea as your favorite beverage but not as your favorite tea ya dig
basikchanL 09.27.15	i guessssss
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.27.15	look buster im sick of you germans and your sick and twisted hyper-sensitive grammatical awareness and emphasis on everything being so goddamn literal take your namby-pamby language elitism back to the fucking weiner factory u schnitzel fuck
SpiritCrusher2 09.27.15	beer is too awesome to be put under the "any alcoholic beverages" category
basikchanL 09.27.15	tree what even are you
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.27.15	lumping "any alcoholic beverages" together as one unit alone is just plain basic as fuck tbh
basikchanL 09.27.15	keep in mind this guy is 14
SpiritCrusher2 09.27.15	me too, and I'm a girl!
chemicalmarriage 09.27.15	thread is gold
basikchanL 09.27.15	hot
Ryus 09.27.15	lies
basikchanL 09.27.15	probably
SpiritCrusher2 09.27.15	duh
basikchanL 09.27.15	♥︎
Ryus 09.27.15	im actually 45
Asdfp277 09.27.15	what
Lord(e)Po)))ts 09.27.15	yeah spiritcrusher confirmed himself as 16 grl he drinks "burn vodka"
treeqt. 09.27.15	my gender, nationality, location and age are fluid~~~~
SpiritCrusher2 09.27.15	hehe
trvvve 09.27.15	"take your namby-pamby language elitism back to the fucking weiner factory " tfw wieners are austrian
treeqt. 09.27.15	mfw they call it vienna http://i.imgur.com/f5kMDqh.jpg
Ashen 09.27.15	1. sweet tea 2. sweet tea 3. sweet tea 4. tequila
SpiritCrusher2 09.27.15	"I only drink coffee, water and alcohol." [2] and other shit 14 year old girls drink, like vodka mixed with burn mmmmmm
basikchanL 09.27.15	yummm
basikchanL 09.27.15	thats that moms book club bev tbh sach
SpiritCrusher2 09.27.15	i know, i usually buy the cheapest white wine i can get and mix it with mineral water or something
treeqt. 09.27.15	cheap red wine being drinkable really depends on the specifics of cheap tbh anyway i'd recommend replacing it with tea
SpiritCrusher2 09.27.15	red wine with apple juice is actually pretty great, never would've guessed
basikchanL 09.27.15	def a yuppy
SpiritCrusher2 09.27.15	well the thing is when you buy reeeaaaaally cheap wine, it doesn't taste like wine at all, it's like some poisonous piece of liquid shit, so you have to mix it with something to make it somewhat drinkable. beer and homemmade spirit are my thing anyway. actually just beer, i'd drink anything to get me wasted tbh cheers!
chemicalmarriage 09.27.15	i would like to know how, how the fuck are bananas are being juiced. Never had a juicy banana in my life.
treeqt. 09.27.15	throw a banana in a mixer add liquid
treeqt. 09.27.15	actually pretty great with rum but alcohol is haram so don't tell anyone
basikchanL 09.27.15	it's not really juicy it's super creamy. ive made it w/ milk and honey and someitmes w/ other fruit. pretty good. edit: nvm see above
chemicalmarriage 09.27.15	so it's not technically banana juice, it's banana with juice ya third reich weiners
basikchanL 09.27.15	omgggg
ScuroFantasma 09.27.15	There is good cheap wine, try Banrock Station, one of the best red wines I've tasted and it's pretty damn cheap.
ScuroFantasma 09.27.15	Yeah man, surprisingly good stuff
trvvve 09.27.15	so one litre of cheap supermarket cola forced me to stay awake until 7 am and was making me fucking paranoid for the past 2 hours what in the actual fuck even
evilford 09.27.15	1. frozen strawberry margarita (idgaf if this makes me gay, lol at all the people that are afraid to admit they love these) 1.5. good red wine 2. milk 3. barq's 4. cold water after that it doesn't really matter
hal1ax 09.27.15	good red wine [2]
climactic 09.27.15	ford i wouldve pegged u as a hardcore beer guy
evilford 09.27.15	nah honestly I don't like beer a whole lot. there are a few different ones I'll drink on occasion and I'll try some that sound good at the local alehouse or whatever but I definitely would not identify beer as one of my favorite beverages.
TheSpirit 09.27.15	Lime cucumber Gatorade is number 1
evilford 09.27.15	that said about beer in general, I have had beers that I've loved, I just would not drink them but on occasion.
evilford 09.27.15	coffee can be good but as with beer, I would not identify it as one of my favorites. also, did you not notice that I did put red wine in my "list"?
climactic 09.27.15	water, coffee and alcohol (beer and whiskey mostly) are p much the only things i drink. everything else is extraneous
evilford 09.27.15	before your comment lol
evilford 09.27.15	cabs are prob my fav kind of red
hal1ax 09.27.15	petit sirah / cab / grenache for mee
Cygnatti 09.27.15	i'm super poor so i SHOULD just be drinking water and milk only ever
DrMaximus 09.27.15	Where's the alachlohol on this list???
DrMaximus 09.27.15	Nvm found it, 9 is 1
Kman418 09.27.15	ive actually enjoyed alcohol like twice in my life
DrMaximus 09.27.15	You drink for the effect not the taste~
Sinternet 09.27.15	Cocktails are the only kind of alcohol I'll drink. They have the added benefit that everyone leaves me alone at parties I get dragged out to against my will.
Ovrot 09.27.15	open bar
Sinternet 09.27.15	Probably a Mint Julep or Aperol Spritz
Ocean of Noise 09.27.15	red wine, craft beer and scotch are the holy trinity
huskerdoo 09.27.15	''red wine, craft beer and scotch are the holy trinity'' yep
CapnJizz 09.27.15	What even is this thread
huskerdoo 09.27.15	beverages ya goober
BandNewbac 09.27.15	milk is 1 are you dumb
ffs 09.27.15	where is piss and cum and blood
zakalwe 09.27.15	1. Ribena. 2. Chocolate Milkshake. 3. Meths.
BandNewbac 09.27.15	oh ffs.
Ocean of Noise 09.27.15	"If you're happy with liver failure at 35, sure." lol I don't drink that much, like half a glass of wine every once in a while. I think I'll be fine.
CamiloG 09.27.15	Where is piss and cum and blood (2)
Tunaboy45 09.27.15	fucking irn bru mate
Ryus 09.27.15	never heard of that
CamiloG 09.27.15	Never heard of piss, cum and blood?
Ryus 09.27.15	irn bru
CamiloG 09.27.15	Ahhh that, yeah, same here
beefshoes 09.27.15	Ranking: I- Coffee II- Yerba Mate III- Guinness IV- Chai
adr 09.27.15	banana juice is the worst ever tree shut up
Sinternet 09.27.15	How the fuck do you plebs not know Irn-Bru like it's pretty much 99% of the Scottish economy?
Ryus 09.27.15	because i live in new york and i have never been to scotland and i have never seen it ever
Sinternet 09.27.15	Maybe it's just a local thing then. But check it anyway it's pretty neat
basikchanL 09.27.15	list needs rili
CapnJizz 09.28.15	Milk is fucking gross. If you enjoy that shit you have problems
SharkTooth 09.28.15	I used to enjoy it when I was younger but nowadays I can barely stand the stuff
ArsMoriendi 09.28.15	"Milk is fucking gross. If you enjoy that shit you have problems" But chocolate milk is amazing, and regular milk is good in cereal and coffee :\|
DoctorJackal 09.28.15	beer needs its own category, coffee too
DinosaurJones 09.28.15	ctrl+f "pineapple juice" no results. You guys are all doing it wrong.
Ashen 09.28.15	"beer needs its own category" yesss. someone (ars?) mentioned earlier itt that their roommate day drinks beer all the time and it's weird. as a senior undergrad i don't think i've sat down once this semester to do homework without a sipper lol
JWT155 09.28.15	Mango Juice is the shit. Liquor needs more rep along with beer and wine.
DinosaurJones 09.28.15	Mango juice is delicious. Grapefruit juice is nasty shit.
DoctorJackal 10.02.15	"Grapefruit juice is nasty shit." truth
SharkTooth 10.02.15	Grapefruits are nasty in general
SharkTooth 10.02.15	But coconut water is still much worse
DinosaurJones 10.02.15	Nah, man, coconut water is good. It's got to be relatively fresh though. Otherwise it tastes and especially smells like ass. It's way better from bottles than cans or boxes, btw.
BeyondCosby 10.02.15	Milk is #1. I go through 2 gallons of that stuff a week.
SharkTooth 10.02.15	nah I've had fresh coconut water before, it still tastes like ass
SharkTooth 10.02.15	but agreed it's way worse when canned
DinosaurJones 10.02.15	Fair enough. But yeah, I think if someone's first experience with coconut water was from a can, I wouldn't blame them for writing it off.
BeyondCosby 10.02.15	Seriously I bleed milk.
DinosaurJones 10.02.15	It's weird to me how some people absolutely abhor milk, and think it's weird that anyone past like 12 drinks it. I know a number of people like that, that think it's a kid's drink.
BeyondCosby 10.02.15	I would go to war over 2% milk. I once drank a Kraken and Milk. Added Nesquik and it still tasted like rum and milk.
SharkTooth 10.02.15	I still drink chocolate milk tbh
Ashen 10.02.15	chocolate milk is dank tho
DinosaurJones 10.02.15	I don't really drink milk, but I love me some cereal. Apple Jacks and Raisin Bran Crunch. And chocolate milk is still good every once in awhile.
Ashen 10.02.15	you're fuckin up if you don't like ct crunch man
DinosaurJones 10.02.15	It hurts my mouth. Seriously, how can you feed that shit to kids? It scrapes up the roof of my mouth something fierce. But crunch berries are delicious.
BeyondCosby 10.02.15	Cocoa pebbles are the manliest cereal of all time.
Ashen 10.02.15	"i ate a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning without any milk"
evilford 10.02.15	you're fuckin up if you don't like ct crunch man [2]
evilford 10.02.15	peanut butter crunch w/ cold milk is the best feel ever made
BeyondCosby 10.02.15	How is it the best feel? Do you bathe in it?
TheSonomaDude 10.02.15	1 is 1
SharkTooth 10.02.15	you're fuckin up if you don't like ct crunch man [3]
SharkTooth 10.02.15	"It hurts my mouth. Seriously, how can you feed that shit to kids? It scrapes up the roof of my mouth something fierce." If you're talking about ct crunch, I've never had that problem tbh, once Doritos did that to me but never any cereal
Sinternet 10.02.15	Soy milk is only good kind of milk
Ryus 10.02.15	soy milk is literally the worst
Ashen 10.02.15	fuck any milk that didn't come from a cow udder that said almond milk can be decent i guess
DinosaurJones 10.02.15	Almond Milk can be tasty, but it isn't milk.
SharkTooth 10.02.15	soy milk is literally the worst[2]
hal1ax 10.02.15	man milk ? aka semen?
Sinternet 10.03.15	You fuckers never had melon milk? Feel sorry for ya
PunchedPeach72 10.07.15	so many comments lol
PunchedPeach72 10.07.15	being superior water>
DinosaurJones 10.07.15	You know, jizz is made of proteins, but it doesn't actually have that much beneficial protein to be digested. It's better for hair or skin. THE MORE YOU KNOW
skeames1214 10.07.15	1- Coffee 2- Whiskey (could easily be one) 3- I dunno some tea or something. Black Chai maybe. maybe like a really cold soda. 4- Bug Juice
DoctorJackal 10.07.15	almond milk tho
torts 10.07.15	yo almond milk is lame water is super chill and the occasional sparkling water and once in a while an Arizona iced tea
DoctorJackal 10.08.15	its all about that coconut almond milk. califia farms makes the best, and the bottle is incredible.