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I'm Jeffery bigglestein
Also I feel very out of touch with the site these days and I'm sorry to all the new users who just come across as npc's or new iterations of snide that probably aren't actually snide I'm a bit out of touch these are good albums tho so jam them | 1 | | Havukruunu Uinuos Syömein Sota
Good fuck this is good. Galloping, stormy black metal that tosses between trudging riffs, glistening melodies and pure catharsis that razes all in sight. Brings the OOMF. | 2 | | Weakling Dead as Dreams
I'm wayyyy late on this and definitely gotta jam it more but damn this rules. The semi rasps/howls nail a perfect sweet spot where they feel sincere but not quite at the zany over the topness of some dsbm vocals. | 3 | | Archspire Relentless Mutation
This is fast. Really fast. But also it is good. 2/10 | 4 | | Turnpike Troubadours Diamonds and Gasoline
Really out of field but honestly I have a lil soft spot for true and earnest country. Just good for drinking cheap beers to by a campfire yanno | 5 | | Nile Those Whom the Gods Detest
First dm album I ever heard aside from I think Labyrinth by Fleshgod Apocalypse? Definitely helped form my affinity for themed metal acts cause when I first heard the t/t my puny 16 year old brain nearly rolled out of my skull. Tbh I dont think I ever retrieved it. | 6 | | System of a Down System of a Down
I have to thank a good work friend for my rediscovered love for System of a Down. I really forgot how much I loved the absurd zaniness of shit like "Suite Pee" or "Sugar", or the melancholic beasts like "Spiders". Sometimes a band really does make it hard for a reason, even if SOAD will never make a song as good as Bad Bad Girlfriend by Theory of a Dead Guy | 7 | | Gallows Grey Britain
Another new(ish) discovery for me. Very gritty, absolutely pissed, and resplendent with good riffs. Also the orchestral parts are oddly nice. | |
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07.25.20 | Hey dudes what's up | Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | bullshit! | sixdegrees
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07.25.20 | I know you're not JefferyBigglestein for a fact
because I'M JeffreyBiggelstein! | Lord(e)Po)))ts
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lol | ArsMoriendi
07.25.20 | I want this to be true | Lord(e)Po)))ts
07.25.20 | put your detective skills to work bud | sixdegrees
07.25.20 | detective ars on the case as we speak | FR33L0RD
07.25.20 | Cool little list.Bookmarked. Happy to see Nile in there.
Maybe, i have full split personality and im JeffreyBiggelstein ? | Dedes
07.25.20 | Ars I already told you I'm Jeff, I did the work for you.
Just wait until you find out I'm also JeremiahBullfrog tho | Dissonant
07.25.20 | JefferyBigglestein is actually me haha. Just thought I'd spill the news for everyone. | sixdegrees
07.25.20 | haha | deathschool
07.25.20 | haha 🤪 | DoofDoof
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07.25.20 | doof doof | DoofDoof
07.25.20 | You have no power here | deathschool
07.25.20 | More like doofus | DoofDoof
07.25.20 | Yeah, that’s like more power to me fool |
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