DoofusWainwright
06.19.18 | Done, 80 more albums ratings and I'm moving beyond Wainwright... |
osmark86
06.19.18 | a wild TofuPainplight appears? |
Papa Universe
06.19.18 | you milked everything out of Missing Andy, it's legendairy |
Papa Universe
06.19.18 | TopfoodVineyard |
DoofusWainwright
06.19.18 | Missing Andy was udderly udderly brilliant |
zakalwe
06.19.18 | Mythical |
bgillesp
06.19.18 | New account when? |
Papa Universe
06.19.18 | and please do not reveal yourself to us. we need to realise it is you on our own |
osmark86
06.19.18 | "New account when?"
when you most expect it |
DoofusWainwright
06.19.18 | My pal will review his new identity in time... |
Papa Universe
06.19.18 | well great, now I will go around from one new account to another shouting "Doof?". there'll be a lot of confused folks these times. |
DoofusWainwright
06.19.18 | I'm using this account until I reach 5000 ratings, and the new account will be obvious though of course I encourage fakes popping up for anyone with the time and inclination in the time being |
Divaman
06.19.18 | My brain hurts. |
osmark86
06.19.18 | Doof? |
butcherboy
06.19.18 | Become CarcinogenCompote, CompostCompote's long-lost sibling.. |
Papa Universe
06.19.18 | or Uncle Universe. some shmuck with the same name and we'll have to keep saying "oh no, we're not related" |
osmark86
06.19.18 | CompostCompote is a fantastic nic truly, madly, deeply |
butcherboy
06.19.18 | I think it's time to reveal to you all, that I am in fact the alt of Dorbuscus, and that I've been writing obscure punk reviews to cloak my actual love for your linkin parks and whatnot.. |
osmark86
06.19.18 | Hi Dorbuscus |
butcherboy
06.19.18 | hello.. I love linkin park.. |
Papa Universe
06.19.18 | I believe it is also the best time I too come clean that I in fact am UniqueUniverse.
Surprised? No? Well, I ain't got any secrets. I'm as clean and empty as your absentee father's casket. |
osmark86
06.19.18 | I think we can all take a moment to appreciate the bravery illustrated by butcherboy here |
Papa Universe
06.19.18 | It's easy to say you like Linkin Park, but try saying that One More Light is their best effort yet. Uggh, bloody minefield. |
osmark86
06.19.18 | in so I must confess that I am all alone in this sanctimonious trench of the interwebs with no alt to my name, because I've never honored my inner trollglodyte openly. yet? |
butcherboy
06.19.18 | thank you, osmark.. i feel in a safe place.. i feel like I'm somewhere i belong, one might say.. |
osmark86
06.19.18 | hear, hear |
CugnoBrasso
06.19.18 | I read everything you write with the strongest British accent. |
DoofusWainwright
06.19.18 | You should.
Saying that old chap, there are a lot of British accents, I'm imagining you're imagining a frightfully upper class type of English voice? Liker 'Pip' off South Park? Am I right? |
BigHans
06.19.18 | for the description for 1, do you pronounce missile the way it should be, like a cartoonish evil villain would? You know, MISS-AISLE? |
Papa Universe
06.19.18 | either way, they miss |
DoofusWainwright
06.19.18 | just realised there's a second review for 1, of all the odds - two reviews on Sputnik for an obscure Ed Rush album :/ |
Conmaniac
06.19.18 | what a legacy |
bgillesp
06.19.18 | I once made an alt called Hasan. Or was it Lambda. I don't remember. I miss emailaccounts |
TwigTW
06.19.18 | "end of an error" lmfao |
DoofusWainwright
06.19.18 | 'what a legacy'
agreed Con, this list is here to aid future doof archivists looking to get into the man's work, this should provide just the taster they require before delving deeper into less celebrated classics like the indescribable 0.5 review of Black Lace 'Party Party' |
Divaman
06.19.18 | I feel so left out. I don't have any alt accounts. |
sixdegrees
06.19.18 | sizable if verifiable |
DoofusWainwright
06.19.18 | Xeno - I think I was demoted because I said I was going to do this (retiring the account) the night before on the Ben Howard thread but I might be wrong.
I always had 100 reviews in mind either way. I hadn't had a review on the front page for about four months, the contrib tag was meaningless for me anyway - I'd gone back to reviewing obscurities and slating terrible new releases for the most part. |
Relinquished
06.19.18 | your whole account is super self-masturbatory but at least you're having fun |
DoofusWainwright
06.19.18 | Relinquished - I just want to underline the fact this is the end of me using this account, for myself as much as anyone else. I won't be as active in any regard here once I start the new account. Couple of reviews a year, couple hundred ratings, etc. Will still put up a lot of lists no doubt. |
DoofusWainwright
06.19.18 | This is the thread I think served as my resignation of sorts:
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=64906&page=7#comments
That was the night before demotion. |
DoofusWainwright
06.19.18 | It's my way of drawing a line in the sand to save me from continued addiction. It'll be my attempt at a 'normal' account lol
Sadly I'm now also addicted to RYM and LastFM. |
ArsMoriendi
06.19.18 | I remember when I used to like Doof
Now he writes a ton of 0.5 reviews and talks about himself like he's some icon
What happened? |
RadicalEd
06.19.18 | LastFM is so shit nowadays.
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DoofusWainwright
06.19.18 | I used to remember when Ars had a sense of humour...I think
I hate to break it to you but I'm the exact same person |
TVC15
06.19.18 | After a hefty kick Ala's lifeless body tumbles out of the smouldering emergency hatch. I haul myself out through the same opening and into the cool evening, |
Drifter
06.19.18 | Go for 20000 comments as well |
DoofusWainwright
06.19.18 | That's the plan - got to stop posting too much so I get to 5000 ratings at the same sort of time |
neekafat
06.19.18 | Most overdramatic ending since last time BlackMalachite quit |
TVC15
06.19.18 | Lmao Neek |
DoofusWainwright
06.19.18 | It's emotion free neek, I just want to reclaim my time, I'll still be around - so not really quitting, more 'changing' or perhaps even 'reducing' |
neekafat
06.19.18 | I know I just think it's a bit funny, love ya doof, you'll always be doof to me < 3 |
sixdegrees
06.19.18 | My Plan On Here
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Mentasm
06.19.18 | I think what I’m going to do on this site from now on is just review on occasion so I won’t cram a bunch of shitty reviews in all at once. I think my writing was dwindling a bit these last ten or so reviews because I was writing way too much at once. I’m gonna take a bit of a breather. |
bgillesp
06.20.18 | What if your last rating makes your objectivity 99%? |
DoofusWainwright
06.20.18 | Let’s just say it won’t :3 |
bgillesp
07.06.18 | Want us to go neg a ton of your reviews until you have an approval of 90%? 97% will look so ugly next to all those round numbers |
zakalwe
07.06.18 | The memories of legend. |
neekafat
07.06.18 | The Final Solution |
