DoofusWainwright: Top 10 Least Favourite Vocalists

DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Ok, last list I was called out as a pussy for not naming artists I actively dislike. These are they.
Flugmorph 05.29.15	Not sure if really 10 vocalists
ArsMoriendi 05.29.15	Lead singer of Muse does have terrible vocals, though he's somehow passable in Supermassive Blackhole. I hate Eddie Vedder's voice honestly.
Flugmorph 05.29.15	Me too
Artuma 05.29.15	so much hate for matt wow. he can be annoyingly overdramatic but let's face it his voice is gorgeous
Funeralopolis 05.29.15	between the buried and me periphery god awful 2000's redditcore/ strokes and white stripes rip-off bands chance the rapper Most dadrock/ heavy metal (see iron maiden etc) is fucking insufferable.
smaugman 05.29.15	^ okay so you need to stfu and gtfo
Funeralopolis 05.29.15	ok friend but please don't get too mad I don't want to cause any trouble : o
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	I might put up some honarable mentions so rec away people
Flugmorph 05.29.15	Eddie vedder. Again
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	I can't put Eddie on the list I'm sorry, he is hella cheesy at times though
Angelboros 05.29.15	Ronnie Radke Otep Shamaya Chris Barnes (is a pussy) Brendan B. Brown Fergie Christian Weston Chandler (he doesn't count, but I don't give a quack)
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Ok, don't know all of these so will check out. I think we have our first Honorable Mention with Fergie. Anyone want to suggest an interesting fact for her lol - I'll give you the writing credit ;)
Mort. 05.29.15	Talk more shit about robbie williams i fucking dare you
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Steady Mort
Mort. 05.29.15	Im burning up man the red mist is descending
KrazyKris 05.29.15	Brandon Flowers Fat Mike Tom DeLonge Katy Perry Mark Tremonti (if anyone remembers) Pelle Almqvist (The Hives) Also I don't get Bennington and Fergie's singing isn't that bad, at least as a part of BEP.
Piglet 05.29.15	jeff buckley is probably the worst there is, everyone else is okay tho
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Piglet putting Jeff Buckley on this list would move the Doomsday Clock forward to 1 minute to midnight, not doing it
Mort. 05.29.15	"god awful 2000's redditcore/ strokes and white stripes rip-off bands" Fucking lol apt description
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Ok just listened to Periphery - someone doing an awful Phil Ansemo in the verses and some horrific emo thing going on during the chorus, they've made the list
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	I'm not sure between the buried and me's vocals are uniquely awful enough for this list, sound pretty standard
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Listening to Chance the Rapper he seems to hit the vibe he's aiming for, not made the list
romulanrancor 05.29.15	10=16
Mort. 05.29.15	Oh and now youve put 16 on are you trying to make me hate you?
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Mort 16 are so bad I wish I'd put them top 10, to be fair they do have diverse vocals - just all equally terrible. Especially the spoken word/rapping stuff.
adr 05.29.15	What's wrong with Madonna voice tho? Her voice is nice and The Immaculate Collection and Ray of Light are pretty damn good
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Can't stand the woman. Her voice isn't the worst actually, Gwen Stefani should probably be ahead of her in terms of being a vocal irritant
Mort. 05.29.15	"Mort 16 are so bad I wish I'd put them top 10, to be fair they do have diverse vocals - just all equally terrible. Especially the spoken word/rapping stuff." Just a question are you from the uk or no? Because i know and get that a lot of non brits cant stand the vocals Even tho i admit its one of their weakest facets
Rowan5215 05.29.15	so are we ignoring the fact that bassist to Enter Shikari has one of the best clean voices in the business or
Mort. 05.29.15	Thank you rowan Chris is an angel
Rowan5215 05.29.15	like he literally is both technically and subjectively a fantastic singer even if Rou is subpar (he makes up for it with enthusiasm and humour) and the other guy is really really bad (but he doesn't even contribute more than like four lines after TTTS so who cares)
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	This list isn't about technical ability (see Mariah Carey) it's just vocals that I find annoying. Enter Shikari have three main types of vocals - I'm a Brit and I can't stand the spoken word heavily accented sub Mike Skinner/Streets bits, I think the screaming sounds like 'student lads on the piss' rather than heavy/scary and the clean vocals are technically ok but not my thing, too near emo I guess
Mort. 05.29.15	"I think the screaming sounds like 'student lads on the piss' " I agree but i actually like that, its one of my fav things about them and its why their live shows are so fun. Different strokes for different folks
CalculatingInfinity 05.29.15	I'll admit your description for 2 got a laugh out of me so good job. For me the easiest pick not on here is Zin from Jupiter. Can't bare it, trying for that mid vibrato but his voice is so fucking annoying it's unbearable to listen to.
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	I'm a little worried one of these facts will actually turn out to be true Calc
smaugman 05.29.15	phil collins does not belong in this list at all
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Smaug this is not a list based on logic - it is purely based on irrational dislike
guitarded_chuck 05.29.15	geddy lee
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Calc - just checked out the dude from Jupiter, despite having some short lived comedy factor working for him he's on the list.
LotusFlower 05.29.15	What is 2000s redditcore?
Torontonian 05.29.15	2 is really radiofriendly but i wouldny say bad
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Toro - the gods will be cruel if they force me to hear her bellow out 'you've got the love' just once more, can't take it
Rsetness9 05.29.15	adam levine
Torontonian 05.29.15	i love a few songs on her newer album if im being honest haha.
owen 05.29.15	Mate everyone from Enter Shikari has a good voice, except for Rou
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Poor Rou getting no love
Strider 05.29.15	1 can sing, it's his music as a whole that's become crap. 2's voice is gorgeous, more the highs than the lows, but still, the result is great. 5 is nice, 6 is decent. I just don't care enough about the rest to give a shit
Brabiz 05.29.15	1. yes. I'm so glad someone finally pointed out the breathing. It's always bothered me.
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Strider - not playing talent show judge, I know they can all sing a bit. I just don't like the end results
SharkTooth 05.29.15	Frankie Valli
CalculatingInfinity 05.29.15	Doofus - Yay :D I really can't stand the fucker, especally because he/Jupiter is basically the successor of my favorite vocalist for the band he used to be in.
ArsMoriendi 05.29.15	I don't really like Gwen Stefani's solo career or even No Doubt, but her voice is pretty unique in a good way honestly... Why is she on here?
AmericanFlagAsh 05.29.15	Florence has a beautiful voice, what
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Ars/AFA - not saying they are technically bad I just dislike their vocals. Florence was everywhere for a while and her voice started grating on me in a huge way, especially You've Got the Love which was played non stop. Gwen's vocals are really affected and obvious to my ears, No Doubt I tried to avoid as much as I could
Mort. 05.29.15	Gwen often sounds like a petulant little girl and it comes off as forced and obnoxious Her normal singing is absolutely fine
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	Mort - the way she sings 'girl' in just a girl is what's repeating in my head right now
Torontonian 05.29.15	@american not really dude. It ain't bad but its far from "good". Not raw enough
DoofusWainwright 05.29.15	I struggle with some 'strong' voices tbh - can end up sounding hammy and often cross the line into foghorn bellowing. That's how I hear Florence. As genres gospel and opera I can't dig for similar reasons, deep voiced stuff like M People is the same - no thanks
Strider 05.30.15	not playing talent show judge, I know they can all sing a bit. I just don't like the end results Fair enough. I do see why 1 would be annoying for some. Personally I don't mind, but to each his own right?
someguest 05.30.15	p u s s y
DoofusWainwright 05.30.15	Lol
DoofusWainwright 08.17.16	I used to be more bitchy it appears
CalculatingInfinity 08.17.16	Yeah be more posi :3
DoofusWainwright 08.17.16	I'm not sure I'd post something this harsh in 2016, I'm a changed man Matt Bellamy still blows
CalculatingInfinity 08.17.16	I'd probably be more likely to post something this harsh in 2016 unfortunately rip.
Archelirion 08.17.16	I get your issue on Florence. I think that Lungs is a great album, but more of that is the instrumentation than anything. She's great when she's being kinda delicate, but she falls into 'shouting-over-singing' territory which just... doesn't do it for me.
iloveyouall 08.17.16	is she katy perry?
DoofusWainwright 08.17.16	Arch she's a classic bellower agreed
CalculatingInfinity 08.17.16	Idk I like it more when she's going full out tbh.
altertide0 08.17.16	there are many, many things wrong with linkin park but i wouldn't say chester's screaming is one of them. his screams are actually fairly impressive ("given up"). btw does phil collins look like a tomato on 9 to you as well? maybe people call it "the tomato album" but i've simply never heard of that?
NineInchToolDethPark 08.17.16	List was good but mentioning 1,6 and 15 is retarded as hell
NineInchToolDethPark 08.17.16	Saying that matt bellamy is a bad vocalist is just retarded as shit, his vocals in the muse albums of the past decade is sweet. Also saying that chester is a really bad vocalist is just moronic as fuck, I know you have to attack linkin park because you are trying too hard to be cool for the scum of /mu/ but attacking linkin park is just fucking pathetic Besides Where the fuck are scott stapp, fred durst, ronnie radke, patrick stump, chris barnes and lol wayne
altertide0 08.17.16	LOL
CalculatingInfinity 08.17.16	Droppin' truth bombs.
Conmaniac 08.17.16	LOL [2]
Rik VII 08.17.16	When I saw Zin here first thing I did was making sure that Calculating didn't make this list, then I scrolled down and it all made sense. :D not that I disagree though
TVC15 08.17.16	"Matt Bellamy still blows" kys
CalculatingInfinity 08.17.16	"When I saw Zin here first thing I did was making sure that Calculating didn't make this list, then I scrolled down and it all made sense. :D" Who else is gonna lead the Zin hate train? ;) Seriously he's so bad.
Snake. 08.17.16	matt bellamy is so irritating it's not even funny
NineInchToolDethPark 08.17.16	You like paramore and other shitty pop punk acts which were the cancer of rock music in the past decade sin. Your opinion related to everything is invalid
Snake. 08.17.16	at least i'm not some queer stalker who is wanting to ride my dick 24/7 like you
NineInchToolDethPark 08.17.16	Dude you like music which is praised by cheap scene hookers than licks my dick for quarters, you are the queer fella. Is not my fault that your taste is horrendous, lololololololololololol
Snake. 08.17.16	how mad are you tho for real
miketunneyiscool123 08.17.16	typical hater of 9 eh?
DoofusWainwright 08.17.16	A reminder I wasn't rating technicality of the vocals but whether they irritate the shit out of me
NineInchToolDethPark 08.17.16	Showing certain amount of hate for 9 is too generic, but sometimes Collins can be boring, still he has done a lot of good shit tbh
CalculatingInfinity 08.17.16	Make a top 10 fav vocalists list?
miketunneyiscool123 08.17.16	@NITDP Absolutely.
DoofusWainwright 08.17.16	Just bumped my favourite vocalist list