Papa Universe: Uni's on a review roll

Papa Universe 10.26.17	The remaining albums will most likely be some I'll listen to throughout the remainder of the year. ALSO, if anyone is currently reviewing any of these, you can say so and I'll replace them with something else.
SandwichBubble 10.26.17	45 more in two months christ
neekafat 10.26.17	Thank God, I was the one who put 1 up for the contest -.-
SandwichBubble 10.26.17	yo I used to have 31 at a 5.0 :D
butcherboy 10.26.17	the whigs are mine for the fucking series, you vagabond!!
butcherboy 10.26.17	also is lords of the new church that dead boys side project? is it any good?
Drifter 10.26.17	Jfc
Papa Universe 10.26.17	the first album is kinda standard affair, but fun as heck the rest of their discogs is really underwhelming and i'll delete afghans now, don't worry
DoofusWainwright 10.26.17	Nice, you've reviewed 2
DoofusWainwright 10.26.17	Current review approval rating of 59%. Yikes.
Papa Universe 10.26.17	someone keeps automatically negging my reviews..
Papa Universe 10.26.17	...or they're just really not that good
Calc 10.26.17	how do you plan to leap over the wall you'll smash into 4 reviews into this quest?
Papa Universe 10.26.17	courage, my friend, courage and trust.
Drifter 10.26.17	"Current review approval rating of 59%. Yikes." Before this last one it was 30%
butcherboy 10.26.17	no, you have a ghost negger.. Nothing to do with the reviews.. Hang on, I have a feeling uncle Compost can help with that..
neekafat 10.26.17	Dude I had to overcome a 10% approval rating you'll be fine
Papa Universe 10.26.17	no, don't use your alt to help me out. I will do it properly, with dignity and honour. I will do it with my reviews
Papa Universe 10.26.17	it also doesn't help that I have the single most negged review this year under my belt.
neekafat 10.26.17	Making me proud :')
neekafat 10.26.17	Tbf that review was ass, but I can't really talk if you read my first review
CompostCompote 10.26.17	Oh quiet down, child.
Papa Universe 10.26.17	first review jitters, aye?
SandwichBubble 10.26.17	PlagueDoctor counterpos force to cancel out the neg 🖒
neekafat 10.26.17	They're almost always shit ye
Papa Universe 10.26.17	it's PlaqueDoctor!
SandwichBubble 10.26.17	My new alt confirmed, stay tuned
butcherboy 10.26.17	am i not PlagueDoctor? no wait, I'm PlaqueDoctor
Papa Universe 10.26.17	updated a little
butcherboy 10.26.17	listening to that Plague Vendor album now.. very decent stuff..
Papa Universe 10.26.17	it is indeed
neekafat 10.26.17	https://www.thedailybeast.com/twitter-banning-ads-from-russia-today-sputnik Thank god someone's fixing the ads
Papa Universe 10.26.17	if someone could ban ads on sputnik too
Papa Universe 10.26.17	but that is as likely to happen as me actually writing 50 decent reviews in 2 months
Drifter 10.26.17	I would appreciate it if you reviewed a Snoop Dogg album just for me. If you don't, I respect your decision and will move on.
neekafat 10.26.17	"but that is as likely to happen as me actually writing 50 decent reviews in 2 months" [2]
Papa Universe 10.26.17	ffffine
Drifter 10.26.17	Oh shit
neekafat 10.26.17	[2]
Drifter 10.26.17	You sure you dont want to review his undeniable goat masterpiece that is Tha Blue Carpet Treatment Mixtape though?
Papa Universe 10.26.17	okay sure fine whatever since i am doing it anyway
Papa Universe 10.26.17	but i will be harsh
Drifter 10.26.17	Hell yeah
Drifter 10.26.17	Can't wait for that inevitable sub 3 rating
Papa Universe 10.26.17	listening to snoop now, so that i could get it over with as quickly as possible
neekafat 10.26.17	Gotta be at most 2.5
Frippertronics 10.26.17	probably going to do 36 but in the case I still don't have one out when you get to it, it's all yours
Papa Universe 10.26.17	okay, I'll leave it for last
Drifter 10.26.17	"listening to snoop now, so that i could get it over with as quickly as possible" bro it's so good what do you think? also make sure its not the blue carptet album but the mixtape
Conmaniac 10.26.17	woah ambitious goal my friend...
Papa Universe 10.26.17	I think I'll listen to the album too, just so that I knew better why the two need to coexist
Drifter 10.26.17	the mixtape was to promote the album. Came out a couple days before and featured many songs that were left off the album for one reason or another and also has little snippets of songs that made the albums as well as full ones
Papa Universe 10.26.17	well the album was incredibly boring, expect a better result from the mixtape
Drifter 10.26.17	smh
Conmaniac 10.26.17	drifter ofc he's not gonna dig Snoop Dogg u kiddin me
Drifter 10.26.17	i know i just had a little hope
neekafat 10.26.17	"well the album was incredibly boring" [2] Yeah drift wtf did you expect even I hated that and Unique is far more cynical than me
Drifter 10.26.17	silly me i guess
Scoob 10.26.17	Drifter likes snoop?
Drifter 10.26.17	"Yeah drift wtf did you expect even I hated that" you 2.5d it tho how do you hate it
neekafat 10.26.17	okay sorry it was just super lame
Drifter 10.26.17	smh [2]
Papa Universe 10.26.17	I 1.5d it..
Drifter 10.26.17	smh [3]
Drifter 10.26.17	now the avg for the mixtape is going to drop so hard. rest in peace
Papa Universe 10.26.17	expect a snoop review by saturday.
Papa Universe 10.26.17	favs so far: Wannabes, California Vacation, Gangbangin' 101
Drifter 10.26.17	yeah those two songs with the game are so damn good. wannabes is also super sweet
Papa Universe 10.26.17	also the E-40 feature on Candy is good
Drifter 10.26.17	[2] Goldie Loc (the guy with the deep voice) was atrocious I know
Papa Universe 10.27.17	Updated and removed Fever Ray from the list, cause I really have nothing to say about it, as it turns out.
butcherboy 10.27.17	i can't make up my mind about plague vendor.. i like it, and they do some nice guitar turns in their instrumentals, but at the same time, there's nothing too grand happening there, and the vocals almost reach black crowes levels white man soul at times.. i think the energy they catch is what sells this for me more than anything.. please help..
Papa Universe 10.27.17	It is a fairly standard album and the energy there is really gripping, but it plays mostly off of the fact that its listeners are already fans of this kind of abrasive punk-rock. It's like the band doesn't really care if you like it or not, if you can decipher their "artistry" or if you manage to explain it somehow. They simply flow in that in-your-face, shredding, vile, gutsy pool freely and with a great deal of enthsiasm, not shooting for the stars or even trying to impress you with some kind of original musical solution. They know their place and they use it to its fullest.
Papa Universe 10.27.17	shit, this is actually a fine paragraph, i might use it as a closing argument in the review.
Drifter 10.27.17	Unique did you listen to all of the mixtape yet?
Papa Universe 10.27.17	yes
Drifter 10.27.17	What'd you thinkkkkkkk And tell me the highlights and lowlights
Papa Universe 10.27.17	I'm actually surprised it has a cohesive enough flow, unlike most mixtapes. The songs themselves are quite decent too a lot of the time, although never too high in their quality, just passable enough. My biggest gripe with the album is that it just goes on for fucking ever. 26 or however many songs long? 26 okay to mediocre songs? Uuuuuuughghghghghg
Drifter 10.27.17	Please admit that from Real One to the end is great. Real One is actually my fav song from him.
Papa Universe 10.27.17	It becomes incredibly tiring in the second half. Individually it's an okay song, but in the context of tha mixtape, they all become way bleaker.
Drifter 10.27.17	Rip I love that you put in the context of tha mixtape
Papa Universe 10.27.17	That's the proper way of addressing it.
Conmaniac 10.27.17	can i suggest a review?
Drifter 10.27.17	Review out tomorrow right?
Papa Universe 10.27.17	sure, as long as it doesn't have one already
Papa Universe 10.27.17	drifter: I think so.
Conmaniac 10.27.17	Le Stelle Di Mario Schifano needs a proper review and a new avg like wtf
Papa Universe 10.27.17	oh damn, you're right. You might as well go through reviewing all the best unreviewed albums on you psych adventure.
Papa Universe 10.27.17	also, fuck Cyclotron
Conmaniac 10.27.17	i mean I already reviewed 2-3 of em haha. but that one is in need of attention desperately...been waiting long enough (1967)
AsleepInTheBack 10.27.17	damn, this is quite the task you've set yourself. good luck friendo
Papa Universe 10.27.17	If there are two things I have working, it's balls and fingers. Count all of them together and you'll get exactly 2... but the they're working at least.
butcherboy 10.27.17	it's a beautiful image.. one finger flicking a single testicle endlessly, until music reviews fall out..
Papa Universe 10.27.17	butcherboy, explaining others' jokes with other jokes since january 2017
butcherboy 10.27.17	UniqueUniverse, cheekily cheeking the cheek cheekster cheekaroo, since the cheek of the cheekinium..
Papa Universe 10.27.17	butcherboy, the ruler of proverbial marasmus of Sputnik
butcherboy 10.27.17	not the preacher you need, or deserve, or want, but the preacher who's here currently..
Papa Universe 10.27.17	not the hero... ... at all
butcherboy 10.27.17	a quick ranking of songs called "Hero" 5. Skillet 4. Mariah Carey 3. Foo Fighters 2. Enrique Iglesias 1. Nickelback
Papa Universe 10.27.17	You forgot Family of the Year! How could you omit that neo-notafarmboy-country jewel?
Drifter 10.27.17	Still can't believe you gave the blue carpet album a 1.5
butcherboy 10.27.17	it's THA blue carpet, you dolt.. you're not a real fan
neekafat 10.27.17	[2] Also yeah 1.5 sounds more right than my rating
Drifter 10.27.17	I'm not saying the full title. I refer to it as "blue carpet" so I said the blue carpet album. Otherwise I would have to say the Tha Blue Carpet album. Now who's the dolt
Papa Universe 10.27.17	on a scale from persian carpets to those weird rugs my grandma with parkinson's used to make before she switched to sniffind glue full-time, i'll give snoop dogg's entire discography a blue linoleum
butcherboy 10.27.17	you'd have to say Tha Blue Carpet Treatment if you say it fully, so we all know who the dolt here is!!!
Papa Universe 10.27.17	*tha dolt
butcherboy 10.27.17	listed in order of dolt-ness: 1. Snoop Dogg, for still using idiotic 90's rap spelling.. 2. Drifter, for listening and liking 3. Me, for participating in this..
Papa Universe 10.27.17	well, you just kind of talk like that, when you don't finish your education
butcherboy 10.27.17	his real name is cordozar.. really all you need to know about him..
neekafat 10.27.17	ew COMMENT TOO SHORT MY ASS SPUTNIK
Papa Universe 10.27.17	^ I usually have the exact opposite problem...
Drifter 10.27.17	Lmfao to like everything since my last comment
Papa Universe 10.28.17	Snoop Dogg's done, next up is either Charles Bradley or Ghostpoet
ZombieToyDuck 11.03.17	dude you should also do Porter Ray's newest album Watercolor for this if you can squeeze it in
Papa Universe 11.03.17	I will check it out and see if I feel like having enough thoughts for a full review.
ZombieToyDuck 11.03.17	check Past Life on it man
Papa Universe 11.03.17	aye, y'know what? I'll put it under your name on Uni's 2017 tourney
ZombieToyDuck 11.03.17	sounds good dude! Thinkin' you'll really dig it, its definitely up in my top 5 hip hop for this year.
Papa Universe 11.03.17	updated, cause someone has to do those The The albums
butcherboy 11.03.17	Uni's on a sausage roll!
Papa Universe 11.04.17	Currently trying to do something for that The The triple album, but if I fail I'll just post whatever's finished.
Papa Universe 11.04.17	Also, sorry butcherbabe, didn't notice you there. We can still do this, though. "Uni's on a sausage roll!" Uni's on a massage roll!
Papa Universe 11.04.17	The The is done. 9/50
minnashine 11.04.17	can't wait to read the The The review
Papa Universe 11.04.17	I have a feeling you won't like what I have to say about it...
Papa Universe 11.06.17	Metz are done. 10/50 on to Public Service Broadcasting
Papa Universe 11.07.17	Public Service Broadcasting done. 11/50
Papa Universe 11.11.17	The Murlocs done. 12/50
neekafat 11.11.17	Of course you still ain't done 1
Papa Universe 11.11.17	oh no, baby, i'm keepin that for last
neekafat 11.11.17	Fammmmmmmmm ):
Papa Universe 11.11.17	when you wanted to call out someone's lameness, but end up humming an aria
AnimalsAsSummit 11.11.17	woah cool... high goals but im sure youll pull it off
Papa Universe 11.14.17	Chino Amobi done. 13/50
Papa Universe 11.17.17	Trisomie 21 done. 14/50
Papa Universe 11.21.17	Come On done. 15/50
Papa Universe 11.23.17	Another Heaven done. 16/50
neekafat 11.23.17	When are you gonna stop doing album reviews and do ME??
Papa Universe 11.23.17	I think I'll know when I hit the rock bottom.
Papa Universe 11.23.17	and Peter Gabriel will be the very last of these reviews
Papa Universe 11.25.17	Death of Lovers done. 17/50
Papa Universe 11.28.17	White Lies done. 18/50
ZombieToyDuck 11.29.17	when's the porter ray comin bud? Real curious to see it!
Papa Universe 11.29.17	I'm having kind of a hard time penning down my thoughts. I'd normally just make an entry into a monthly roundup for this kind of stuff, but I promised a review and I'll deliver. Patience, my dear.
Papa Universe 12.01.17	Count to Altek done. 19/50
ZombieToyDuck 12.01.17	Been there man, I feel that take your time!
Papa Universe 12.01.17	Porter Roy might be the next one, unless I finish Husker Du first...
Papa Universe 12.01.17	Actually haven't even started that one. I'll do it. Even if I don't finish this in time, which is pretty much exactly what is going to happen, I will still make sure these babies see the light of day.
Papa Universe 12.02.17	Morbid Angel done. 20/50
Papa Universe 12.02.17	just a strange feeling, wonder if anybody else has that too: when you put up a review and it gets a mixed reaction, you kinda feel bad. but when it gets only negs, you suddenly get all excited. it's happening now with Morbid Angel review, it didn't feel nice when the first negs came in, but now that there are so many and no pos, i actually feel better... is that weird?
neekafat 12.02.17	[2] Okay so I won't pos it then
Papa Universe 12.02.17	don't, you can pos anything else, but once the pos/neg ratio goes to shit, neg the living crap out of it.
neekafat 12.02.17	Lol what ever works for you bud
Papa Universe 12.03.17	Hüsker Dü done. 21/50
Papa Universe 12.05.17	Red Lorry Yellow Lorry done. 22/50
BlackwaterPork 12.05.17	21/50 That thing doesn’t count since it isn’t a review
Papa Universe 12.05.17	You'll never stop me! Muahahahahahahahaha
BlackwaterPork 12.05.17	He’s a madman
Papa Universe 12.05.17	It's a reviewer! It's a storyteller! NO, it's Papa Universe the Literary Shapeshifter!
Papa Universe 12.06.17	Ghash done. 23/50
Papa Universe 12.07.17	Porter Ray done. 24/50
Papa Universe 12.08.17	The Saints done. 25/50
Papa Universe 12.09.17	Charles Bradley done. 26/50
Papa Universe 12.10.17	FRANK done. 27/50
Papa Universe 12.11.17	Sneaks done. 28/50
Papa Universe 12.12.17	And Also the Trees done. 29/50
Papa Universe 12.13.17	Pop. 1280 done. 30/50
Papa Universe 12.14.17	The Burning of Rome done. 31/50
Papa Universe 12.16.17	Earth Moves done. 32/50
neekafat 12.16.17	DO 1
Papa Universe 12.17.17	Le Stelle done. 33/50
Papa Universe 12.17.17	I'm not gonna write a review tonight... I've failed anyway...
Papa Universe 12.18.17	1476 done. 34/50
Papa Universe 12.19.17	Total Control done. 35/50
neekafat 12.20.17	DO PETER GABRIEL GODDAMMIT
Papa Universe 12.20.17	DO BE DO BE DOO
Papa Universe 12.20.17	Oddisee done. 36/50
neekafat 12.20.17	AGHHHH
Papa Universe 12.21.17	hey neekafat, you wanted Peter Gabriel so much?
Papa Universe 12.22.17	okay nevermind, he didn't respond. Landlady done. 37/50
Papa Universe 12.23.17	The Blackouts done. 38/50
Papa Universe 12.23.17	The Twilight Singers done. 39/50
TheSpaceMan 12.23.17	I am so proud of you grandpa
neekafat 12.23.17	[2]
neekafat 12.23.17	And yes I do ):
Papa Universe 12.23.17	okay, so it had to go like this: "Papa: hey neekafat, you wanted Peter Gabriel so much? neekafat: yes, please Papa: well, you'll have to wait, cause The Twilight Singers done. 39/50 neekafat: aaaaaaahh! you conniving demon" and then i'd laugh maniacally
neekafat 12.23.17	Wow :/
Papa Universe 12.23.17	i'm so alone
neekafat 12.23.17	Okay I'm a horrible person but I just laughed aloud
Papa Universe 12.23.17	nah, i deserve that
Papa Universe 12.25.17	Half Man Half Biscuit done. 40/50
Papa Universe 12.25.17	Modern English done. 41/50
Papa Universe 12.26.17	Autobahn done. 42/50
Papa Universe 12.28.17	no reviews tonight
neekafat 12.28.17	good
Papa Universe 12.28.17	Don't worry, neekafriend, on 31st of December I'll dump 8 reviews on you.
neekafat 12.28.17	Yayyyyyy (:
Papa Universe 12.28.17	Beyond the Wizard's Sleeve done. 43/50
Papa Universe 12.29.17	Fred Thomas done. 44/50 also, 200th comment
neekafat 12.29.17	And 109 of them are yours
Papa Universe 12.31.17	Peter Gabriel done. 45/50
Papa Universe 12.31.17	expect at least 5 reviews tomorrow
Papa Universe 01.01.18	guess who failed? i failed i'm far from finished
Drifter 01.03.18	Do 67
neekafat 01.03.18	[2]
Drifter 01.03.18	m/
Drifter 04.16.18	Do 67
Papa Universe 04.17.18	Uni's on a review stomp.
butcherboy 04.17.18	do swell maps, please and thank you?
Papa Universe 04.17.18	ffffine