Unique Worst of 2016 awards
You say I'm late, I say I'm right on time! These are awards for worst music in various cathegories and in no particular order. Warning: This is purely subjective opinion.
And yes, I will be doing the Best Of list too. |
1 | | Autechre elseq 1-5
An honorary award to an album that made me go full rant mode |
2 | | Six Feet Under Graveyard Classics IV: The Number Of The Priest
The honorary lifetime achievement in being the worst thing in history of everything ever award |
3 | | Dance Gavin Dance Mothership
The most over-the-top pile of everything that you could only come up with album award.
1. SPOT |
4 | | Cordova Cordova
RUNNER UP |
5 | | Nine Lashes Ascend
The "Christian Rock being Christian Rock" album award
1.SPOT |
6 | | Skillet Unleashed
RUNNER UP |
7 | | Lil Yachty Lil Boat
The album that sounds the most like your classmate's first mixtape
1. SPOT |
8 | | Desiigner New English
RUNNER UP |
9 | | Lukas Graham Lukas Graham (Blue Album)
The most uninspired and formless Pop-Rock album award
1.SPOT |
10 | | The 1975 I Like It When You Sleep, For You Are So Beautiful Yet So Unaware of It
RUNNER UP |
11 | | Lost Salt Blood Purges Only the Youngest Grave
The "longer means better, no matter how bad the material, right?" album award
1. SPOT |
12 | | Hypno5e Shores of the Abstract Line
RUNNER UP |
13 | | Megadeth Dystopia
The "sad-to-see-what-the-legends-have-become" album award
1. SPOT |
14 | | Dream Theater The Astonishing
RUNNER UP |
15 | | Drake Views
The "well-established-artist-releasing-an-utterly-boring-record" album award
1. SPOT |
16 | | ASAP Ferg Always Strive and Prosper
RUNNER UP |
17 | | The Anchoress Confessions of a Romance Novelist
The album that sounds the most like a fresh-out-of-highschool girl thinking she has what it takes to make an artsy Pop album
1. SPOT |
18 | | Jessy Lanza Oh No
RUNNER UP |
19 | | Star Slinger We Could Be More
An excruciatingly boring EP made for nobody award
1.SPOT |
20 | | Lush Blind Spot
RUNNER UP |
21 | | Colours Ivory
The most obnoxious Pop album that just rides off all the trends without really trying to make anything close to listenable - award
1.SPOT |
22 | | Coasts Coasts (LP)
RUNNER UP |
23 | | Kero Kero Bonito Bonito Generation
The most annoying album award
1.SPOT |
24 | | Breaking Forms Uno
RUNNER UP |
25 | | TesseracT Errai
The "Prog has never sounded so generic (which is saying something)" album award
1. SPOT |
26 | | Issues Headspace
RUNNER UP |
27 | | Islands Taste
The "Was it really a good idea releasing two albums with enough decent material to barely cover a single?" album award |
28 | | Islands Should I Remain Here, At Sea? |
29 | | Stuck In The Sound Survivor
The most tediously gutless album award
1. SPOT |
30 | | The Tragically Hip Man Machine Poem
RUNNER UP |
31 | | M. Ward More Rain
RUNNER UP |
32 | | The Men Devil Music
The most unlistenably underproduced album award
1. SPOT |
33 | | Gesture Gesture
RUNNER UP |
34 | | Porcupine State of the Union
RUNNER UP |
35 | | Against The Current In Our Bones
The most directionless and obnoxious Pop album award
1. SPOT |
36 | | Sleigh Bells Jessica Rabbit
RUNNER UP |
37 | | No Fun Photocopier Waltz
And finally, there are three albums that I doubt were even supposed to be good...yeah, somebody's trolling us, folks, somebody with an access to Bandcamp |
38 | | Forest Of Harambe Under The Sign Of Harambe |
39 | | M. Savant Stifleson thHibnørshir stemologicles |
40 | | Bladee and Thaiboy Digital AvP
And of course I have to put Bladee on here, because the fucker deserves it. |
41 | | Bladee Eversince |
42 | | Slingshot Dakota Break
And here's some godawful shit I've heard long after this list was made, so it's not incorporated in properly. |
43 | | Lorelle Meets The Obsolete Balance |
44 | | Empire Of The Sun Two Vines |
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