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Hair Metal That Doesn't Suck - Volume 5

2023's annual installment
1Stage Dolls
Stage Dolls

I literally had to add this band to sput. “Wings of Steel” is an immortal jam.
2Kingdom Come
In Your Face

Hehe, get it?
3TNT
Intuition

Shit bumps. Title track is insanely catchy
4Yngwie Malmsteen
Eclipse

Best Yngwie
5Hardline
Double Eclipse

Hard to tell this was a side project of Neil Schon; sounds nothing like Journey at all.
6Danger Danger
Danger Danger

Corniest shit ever, but in a charming way.
7Y&T
Down For the Count

Not sure why this album’s average rating is so low. This is one of Y&T’s best albums.
8Alien
Alien

Discovered this band while watching the 1988 remake of The Blob. “Brave New Love” and “Go Easy” are hard jams.
9Fate (DEN)
A Matter of Attitude

A glam band formed by former members of Mercyful Fate, and it’s actually pretty good.
10L.A. Guns
LA Guns

‘LECTRIC GYPSY!
11Masquerade (SWE)
Masquerade

An obscure classic tragically released in 1992, meaning nobody listened to it due to being too busy ironing their flannel shirts and listening to depressed people write songs about heroin.
12Tesla
The Great Radio Controversy

A glam album that fuckin shreds. One of my dad’s absolute favorite bands.
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