rockarollacola: Pizza Toppings Ranked

cold 08.14.20	bruhhhhhhh, jalapenos
rockarollacola 08.14.20	That shit wouldn't fly here in Iowa. We would never dream of putting anything remotely spicy in any of our food.
MillionDead 08.14.20	I got mushrooms and banana peppers on my pizza TODAY.
cold 08.14.20	2 spicy 4 whitey
budgie 08.14.20	you dont have jalapenos listed at ALL? the fuck
budgie 08.14.20	best pizza is jalapeno + pepperoni, second best is mushroom + pepperoni, unless youre in europe in which case you should get some fancy french cheese on your pizza
cold 08.14.20	My go-to pizza is just extra well done with extra cheese, onions, and jalapenos. Some pep if I'm feeling like a big boi
Scheumke 08.14.20	What kind of sausage or we talking about with 2 here? Anyway my favorite is jalapenos and chorizo.
Winesburgohio 08.14.20	Anchovies >>>> Also lest we forget capers, the perfect companion to olives
rockarollacola 08.14.20	Had no idea jalapenos were ever a topping. Still not gonna put it on the list.
Sinternet 08.14.20	This is the most beta list i've ever seen
cold 08.14.20	n o s e a s o n i n g
budgie 08.14.20	this is the most iowa-ass list on the site no jalapenos smh my jalapeno
cold 08.14.20	goats can't eat jalapenos. the entire population of Iowa are strictly goats.
budgie 08.14.20	iowa= 4 letters goat= 4 letters oh my god oh my god oh my god
JesperL 08.14.20	mushrooms are the best smh
rockarollacola 08.14.20	"goats can't eat jalapenos. the entire population of Iowa are strictly goats." This is only partially true.
kalkwiese 08.14.20	Solid list, good work
cold 08.14.20	if ur 555 then i'm 666
JeremiahBullfrog 08.14.20	when I was eating animal products ham and mushroom pizza was a true fucking treat oh boy oh boy
cold 08.14.20	here's the real question chicago vs. new york vs. detroit vs. neapolitan
JeremiahBullfrog 08.14.20	new york ftw >> chicago is MESSY
budgie 08.14.20	but if detroit is a city in chicago then why would they be any different
cold 08.14.20	wut
budgie 08.14.20	why you canno understand me
DDDeftoneDDD 08.14.20	No? WTF!!!!??? Maybe if your aim is cheep pizza with can mushrooms... Fresh mushrooms though....its the shit!
theBoneyKing 08.14.20	Tip for bacon: Bacon and jalapeño pizza absolutely slaps
DDDeftoneDDD 08.14.20	I can't believe the way mushrooms are treated in this list!
cold 08.14.20	"why you canno understand me" how is detroit a city in chicago
Dedes 08.14.20	Anchovies mushrooms and spinach absolutely belong on pizza your taste buds tryna FRONT
Joeman82 08.14.20	Trying to wrap my head around how Detroit is a city in Chicago
DominionMM1 08.14.20	cream cheese homie
cold 08.14.20	cream cheese go on bagels
peekatoad 08.14.20	This is a great list. I always want bacon added to my pizza
cold 08.14.20	u ever put PIZZA on BACON
peekatoad 08.14.20	no but now i may try putting pizza on my bacon now
Wildcardbitchesss 08.14.20	“chicago vs. new york vs. detroit vs. neapolitan” not even gonna mention St. Louis huh? Just kidding, I wouldn’t either. Imo’s is dogshit
DDDeftoneDDD 08.14.20	What happen to prosciutto muricans? You ate it all?
Uzumaki 08.14.20	The fuck is mushrooms doing dead last here? List is canceled.
ReefaJones 08.14.20	Prosciutto missing yeah. Most americans never have eaten a good Italien Pizza in their life though
ReefaJones 08.14.20	Also no buffalo mozzarella on this list
Sinternet 08.14.20	chicago pizza is the worst, neapolitan is best (turkish is a good shout too) everything else falls in between
Snake. 08.14.20	buffalo mozz is fire and definitely deserves some acknowledging
Ryus 08.14.20	anchovy the goat topping
SteakByrnes 08.14.20	Jalapeno and pepperoni is the perfect combo for me
deathofasalesman 08.14.20	as a former pizza delivery driver, this list is shameful not even gonna mention sun dried tomatoes or feta cheese, or just extra cheese? i do appreciate the effort in choosing albums. the fact 5 exists is a blessing to all of us
notagenius 08.14.20	I will add tuna for myself
Valzentia 08.14.20	13 is 18
Ryus 08.14.20	"chicago pizza is the worst" yep as a new yorker i wanna say new york pizza is the best but honestly its probably tied with neapolitan
SteakByrnes 08.14.20	NY pizza is so good, we're spoiled
bigweinerdon 08.14.20	great fuckin list, let me hear ya
peekatoad 08.14.20	Also as a former pizza delivery driver... fuck sun dried tomatoes, and feta cheese I can agree with extra regular cheese though
JeetJeet 08.14.20	"Good lucky trying to find someone who would turn down a pepperoni pizza." You ever met a muslim before?
Avagantamos 08.14.20	pepperoni is the worst pizza meat. blows my mind how so many people like it
ArsMoriendi 08.14.20	Broccoli rabe + sausage is a killer combo on pizza
Colton 08.14.20	Mushrooms and feta cheese are the only toppings I have on pizza. Maybe goat cheese if I’m feeling spicy. How can someone not like mushrooms? Their flavour is so subtle
Sinternet 08.14.20	depends, for ny style its easily the best, when it's done just write so it's really crisp and holds a little pool of grease in the centre it's great, when it's soft or burnt though it ruins everything. i def prefer more traditional neapolitan toppings though, mushrooms, olives, etc. for which proper ham is best
ArsMoriendi 08.14.20	“chicago vs. new york vs. detroit vs. neapolitan” Out of these 4, I've only had New York Pizza, but 1 thing I can say is: Pizza from Buffalo is awful and for some reason the locals are super proud of it. Pizza from NYC/LI is amazing yeah, especially the Brooklyn stuff
Ryus 08.14.20	"depends, for ny style its easily the best, when it's done just write so it's really crisp and holds a little pool of grease in the centre it's great" yeah when it curls up and everything oof so good pepperoni otherwise is just okay
JeetJeet 08.14.20	Chicago pizza is fire fuck what anyone says
Satellite 08.14.20	hatch green chiles + pepperoni is indisputably the best topping combo ever
Colton 08.14.20	You guys ever get your pizza with pesto sauce as the base instead of tomato sauce? My buddy talked me into it one night, never looked back
Satellite 08.14.20	pesto basil pizza from like a nice artisan joint is always fucking amazing
peekatoad 08.14.20	Why would you ever put pesto on a pizza... that is wrong
Ryus 08.14.20	nah pesto pizza is pretty good
ArsMoriendi 08.14.20	I've had pesto pizza in Queens and it was pretty good
SlothcoreSam 08.14.20	10 items you missed 1. Truffle oil 2. Sun dried tomatoes 3. Egg 4. Oregano 5. Marjoram 6. Smoked paprika 7. Banana 8. Triple cream brie 9. Bonito flakes 10. Shaved truffle
ArsMoriendi 08.14.20	Why put oregano on pizza? It's already a main ingredient in the sauce Kinda redundant
SlothcoreSam 08.14.20	Fresh herbs sprinkled on top of a pizza is god tier. Could add tarragon, parsley, thyme and basil. Get an explosion in your mouth, you like explosions in your mouth.
Sinternet 08.14.20	pesto on pizza is great also done a 180 on egg on pizza recently it rules
Piglet 08.14.20	as a pizza maker, mushroom, fresh basil, a barrel worth of anchovies and a cheeky slab of prosciutto is the gods tits
Satellite 08.14.20	i've been making cast iron deep dish pizzas from scratch lately. made one last night with artichoke hearts and roasted peppers/onions. turned out amazing.
SlothcoreSam 08.14.20	I'll often fry up a couple of eggs, Sunnyside up. Then add on top of a cooked pizza. The runny yolk dripping into the pizza crust. Sooooo good. Especially good with smoked bacon, porcini mushrooms, cherry tomatoes and Buffalo mozzarella. Add some fresh basil, cracked pepper and a splash of truffle oil to the top.
budgie 08.14.20	you dummies have never heard of detroit, chicago
Ryus 08.14.20	detorit pizza is good deep dish is the worst tho for sure
Ryus 08.14.20	@ars have you been to prince st pizza? for pepperoni it's god-tier
ArsMoriendi 08.14.20	I don't think so Next time in Manhattan, I'll try to remember that place, though I don't typically go for pepperoni, you've got me curious Man I miss visiting NYC, fucking Covid
Kompys2000 08.14.20	13 is 1 fight me nerds
Ryus 08.14.20	i dont usually gor for pepperoni either ars, but this is next level
Rowhaus 08.14.20	how the fuck do you put mushrooms last? smdh
Kompys2000 08.14.20	Oh yeah mushrooms last is bad taste for sure
Ryus 08.14.20	mushrooms r top tier
Tundra 08.14.20	must say I'm growing more partial to mushrooms more and more
Rowhaus 08.14.20	pepperoni, mushrooms, and jalapenos all day
tectactoe 08.14.20	the perfect three-topping pizza is: • Bacon • Green Pepper • Onion though tbh I will fuck with just about any pizza topping other than pineapple.
Kompys2000 08.14.20	My actual scalding-hot pizza take is that any vegetable or fruit topping is better than any meat topping, at least as far as creating a more interesting and complex flavor profile is concerned
Minushuman24 08.14.20	whaaat, sausage is bottom tier. repulsive stuff. Pep, chicken, peppers, buffalo sauce, and spinach is my go to
Sinternet 08.14.20	you're probably right, as long as there's a heavier vegetable or something that fills out the palate that something like beef or chciken would usually do
budgie 08.14.20	people who eat bell pepper on pizza should be culled
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Anything but ham, pineapple or bell peppers
Minushuman24 08.14.20	pepper is so good
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	My mind just can't comprehend the purpose of peppers that are not spicy Don't like the texture or the flavor of bells
Minushuman24 08.14.20	fair. Love the flavor, the texture is hit or miss.
budgie 08.14.20	bell peppers blackened on the grill or in the oven are quite nice, when they are sufficiently cookified. but raw or semiraw on pizza or anywhere else is akin to child murder
Kompys2000 08.14.20	I fuck with bells dude, they're like crunchier tomatoes or sth. Even green bells which I dislike normally fuck hard on a good pizza
Minushuman24 08.14.20	red bells are my least favorite for sure, but when they are fire roasted it is magical
Sinternet 08.14.20	padron peppers are the best though, chuck em straight on a barbecue til the skin chars, peel em and throw some rock salt on there, lovely stuff
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	I have a friend who eats raw bell peppers like an apple it is nuts
Colton 08.14.20	Peppers, tomatoes and onions are all nasty, fight me
Colton 08.14.20	Don't even get me started on fucking olives
Sinternet 08.14.20	bell's on pizza are also like a weaker onion really where it wouldn't particularly gel with the other flavours to have a strong onion but you want a crunchy texture in there the absolute worst pizza topping i've ever seen is sweetcorn though, fucking abomination anyway unless its baby corn but way to ruin pizza
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Corn on pizza sounds like a stupid time
Sinternet 08.14.20	"Peppers, tomatoes and onions are all nasty, fight me" literal child detected how can you not like onion lmao
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Onion is GOAT veggie material
Kompys2000 08.14.20	Eugh yeah sweetcorn sounds pretty nast
budgie 08.14.20	you leave olives alone
Kompys2000 08.14.20	Also sorry cole but this thread is for adults only, go eat ur basic bitch cheese/meat combos or whatever
dctarga 08.14.20	Onions are great but yeah tomatoes and peppers can gtfo. Although my gf has been making chile relleno recently and that shit is fantastic so I guess I'm cool with poblano peppers
Minushuman24 08.14.20	the texture of onions is the absolute worst olives are trash too
Sinternet 08.14.20	you know when in cartoons there's always a secret ingredient or something and they're like "it was love homie" and then they rawfuck each others buttholes while singing some retarded let it go copycat song its like nah bro that shit was onions
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Cottons topping taste is pretty reflective of his music taste guys don't hate on a dude for bein consistent
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	lol "cotton"
Colton 08.14.20	Imagine eating onions
Minushuman24 08.14.20	unless that shit is fried, onions are a big no
Colton 08.14.20	^ fried onions are acceptable if you fry them so much that there's no onion flavour left
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Imagine having the palate of a toddler
Sinternet 08.14.20	oh shit sorry bruh didn't realise i walked into fuckin sput pre-school here its ok when you throw a bitchfit later mummy will make you chickie nuggies and drink herself to sleep s'cool
budgie 08.14.20	i could have a heaping plate of nothing but sauteed onions
Colton 08.14.20	Is an adult palate defined solely by those three foods? sounds pretty lame if so
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	LMAO bruh sint IS NOT having the onion hate
Minushuman24 08.14.20	I dunno man, I love me fried onions and funyuns and stuff. Arugula and eggplant are fire too
Sinternet 08.14.20	haystack onions do be the best though, stick em in a baguette with some cheddar, chutney and salad man thats bomb
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	"Is an adult palate defined solely by those three foods? sounds pretty lame if so" Bruh u probably can't even discern between any of the 5 flavor types aside from sweet and sour with that lil baby palate
Minushuman24 08.14.20	I legit buy fried onions from the store and will eat them like chips
Sinternet 08.14.20	see that shit too much pots its like if you ain't vibing onions you or your whore mum ain't cooking right
Colton 08.14.20	Sinternet, it's actually ridiculous that you feel the need to insinuate my mom makes chicken nuggets for me. So childish and immature. I cook my chicken nuggets myself, my mom just flips them and takes them out of the oven for me.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	probably can't even pronounce umami
dctarga 08.14.20	lets get a shout out for all the moms out there
Sinternet 08.14.20	oh yeah? and who gets the honey muzzie then? you? i think not haha eat some spinach and watercress salad dressed in a light olive oil vinaigreete fucking pleb kid
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	@colton smfh I know for a FACT she always helps you tear the perforated strip and open the plastic bag too
Colton 08.14.20	Honestly though I can pretty much guarantee I eat more spinach than you. I eat mad spinach. By the handful sometimes and honey muzzie is shit, nuggets are meant to be had with caesar dressing
Colton 08.14.20	actually no Pots I just use scissors cause the perforated strip is always actin up
budgie 08.14.20	"I have a friend who eats raw bell peppers like an apple it is nuts" i ate a raw onion like an apple once back in like 2012 when i thought acting like a caveman was woke
Kompys2000 08.14.20	Okay folks, here's the million-dollar question: Dipping pizza in ranch/other sauces, haram or halal?
Minushuman24 08.14.20	haram!
budgie 08.14.20	anyway zucchini is the best vegetable/fruit/whatever everything else is lower tiered
Colton 08.14.20	Dipping pizza in sauce? yes, definitely. Dipping pizza in ranch? hell no. There are few things I hate more than ranch. Ranch is hillbilly sauce made for absolute fucking barbarians
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	I love u Colton Also ranch is raunch except on hot wings
budgie 08.14.20	"Dipping pizza in ranch/other sauces, haram or halal?" i drizzle tapatio/cholula on my pizza, idk wtf haram or halal is but ranch is too thick tasting
Jots 08.14.20	why is cheese not listed like, maybe it’s considered a default but I’ve had plenty of pizzas w/o cheese so, I mean, it’s a distinguishable topping, right in which case imo chunks of mozza are 👌
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Ricotta arugula and honey
Jots 08.14.20	ricotta is also dat boi
Minushuman24 08.14.20	buffalo/hotsauce/bbq and whatever are amazing on pizza tho tomatos, mozzarella, basil is amazing
Sinternet 08.14.20	even hot wings its like you get buffalo and blue cheese thats all you need dipping keep it simple only time i'll dip pizza in sauce is like greasy takeaway pizza dipping it in garlic kebab sauce
Jots 08.14.20	idk I like a bit of garlic butter to dip but I’m irreverent/blasphemous/dgaf, I’ll do the ranch+hot sauce combo too
Colton 08.14.20	I may give you the honour of opening my chicken nuggets for me one day Pots and Jots saying you like pizza with cheese is like saying you like rock bands with guitarists, it's not a requirement, but pretty much goes without saying that it's gonna have it
Colton 08.14.20	Sint this video is relevant https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFOGVZ4FgrQ&t=28s
Jots 08.14.20	again, tons of pizza doesn’t have cheese. unless the only pizza you’ve ever had is from an American pizza franchise or something I guess and not to mention the different varieties
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Rock bands without guitarists sounds like a great way to save the genre tbh
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	pizza without cheese Flatbread
Colton 08.14.20	I've had pizza without cheese, it can be good. And sure it's not like extremely rare or anything but it's still a given that when people talk about pizza, 99% of the time it's gonna have cheese
Jots 08.14.20	k well it’s a topping and therefore deserves mention vein on forehead popping imo the only “given” here is your redemption arch crashing like a Great Depression era stock market
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Proto pizza was made on shields and didn't have cheese.
Kompys2000 08.14.20	Yeah dipping is for cheap ass pizza
Jots 08.14.20	I mean agreed, and I do eat a lot of cheap ass pizza
Colton 08.14.20	I remember back in the day, people didn't dip. Then it became "we'll just dip the crust so the crust isn't so plain." But now we've lost all control. People gotta dip every bite. A giant slab of dough covered in cheese and soaked in oil just doesn't cut it anymore. I need that thick ass creamy garlic dip too. God help us
budgie 08.14.20	lmfao
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Papa John's garlic dip is goat
budgie 08.14.20	we are beyond absolution
Sinternet 08.14.20	whatever fucking fat fuck who created stuffed crust as a way to disguise the fact that your dough is fucking shit and is inedible by itself can suck a fat turd out my arsehole
mryrtmrnfoxxxy 08.14.20	no jalapenos wtf freak
claygurnz 08.14.20	lol whenever I see anyone mention Ranch this comes to mind : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFOGVZ4FgrQ
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Tbf stuffed crust is like the only redeeming quality of pizza hut which is pretty much the absolute worst chain
Colton 08.14.20	already linked that claygurnz lol
Colton 08.14.20	dude what pizza hut's crust is so good
Minushuman24 08.14.20	Wendy's and denny's exist tho
Sinternet 08.14.20	you're right there, i've never seen anyone order pizza hut for takeaway in the uk the rankings are: great kebab shop round the corner>dominos>good shit kebab shop round the corner>papa johns>shite kebab shop round the corner>pizza hut
claygurnz 08.14.20	Pizza Hut is greasy as fuck man, would still eat though
Minushuman24 08.14.20	Dominos pizza is the worst thing about dominos pizza
Colton 08.14.20	I understand people not liking certain pizza chains, but criticizing it for being too greasy never made sense to me. It's pizza, it's supposed to be greasy
budgie 08.14.20	in the UK u can just buy premade scotch eggs and haggis from the supermarket y would u ever suffer kebab or pizza hut
Sinternet 08.14.20	"in the UK u can just buy premade scotch eggs" true "and haggis" not unless you're in the shithole north
Kompys2000 08.14.20	Pizza hut is so fucking bad, it's astounding. Like Domino's is trash but that's also why it's great yknow, PH is just flat-out bad
Colton 08.14.20	Starting to think you guys have a different kinda Pizza Hut where you live than I do
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Dominos is one of the worst for me but I still fucks with it sometimes Pizza 73 is probably the worst of the worst
Kompys2000 08.14.20	though I will say the giant stuffed cheez-it they had last year is the most shamefully delicious thing I've ever eaten
Colton 08.14.20	The worst pizza is Little Caesar's, everyone knows that. But it's still not horrible.
Colton 08.14.20	crazy bread though >>>
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Colton we already deduced that you have a severe case of toddler-tongue so it makes sense that pizza hut ur fav
Minushuman24 08.14.20	I've never had pizza hut pizza as bad as dominos I don't think. but then again I usually get buffalo sauce instead of tomato sauce
Minushuman24 08.14.20	crazy bread is fire
Kompys2000 08.14.20	Little Cesar's is aight for cheap takeout, I can also plow through half a large pizza from there and not feel like I'm gonna die unlike domino's, which ain't worth nothing
Colton 08.14.20	I kinda do have toddler-tongue I can't even lie I have my pasta plain with just parmesan, no tomato sauce, and burgers with nothing but lettuce and cheese. I do eat a lot of vegetables I just prefer them on their own rather than with stuff
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Lol amazing
budgie 08.14.20	yeah little cesars is like a quarter the price of the other chains not really comparable
budgie 08.14.20	pasta + butter + parmesan is top pasta anyway no shame there
Lord(e)Po)))ts 08.14.20	Yeah tbh a simple butter parm or butter parm egg sauce is better than any canned shit at least
robertsona 08.14.20	Pepperoni clearly king, good call
JDubb 08.14.20	Chicago style - hell’s yes!
JDubb 08.14.20	Marcos!
bloc 08.15.20	lol pork at the top
Ryus 08.15.20	pizza chains suck all around but if i had to pick one i guess itd be dominos
bloc 08.15.20	Just noticed mushrooms is last, son you are on that dog food for sure
zaruyache 08.15.20	spinach is great poser
Rowhaus 08.15.20	Pizza hut in middle america is insufferable. It's gotta be better in the UK but there's no way in hell I'm eating there when I visit.
tectactoe 08.15.20	little caesars is far from the worst pizza, and on top of all that you can get an entire pie for five bucks. if i ever fall on hard times and end up living in the streets, you know where my ass is eatin' every night. five dollars and you're eating like a king. that shit's only true for little caesars and maybe taco bell. live mas, baby.
GhandhiLion 08.15.20	So are you guys folders or flatters?
budgie 08.15.20	if you cant fold the pizza its not a pizza
tectactoe 08.15.20	literally anything as long as it's not that tomato casserole abomination known as deep dish ""pizza"".
Emim 08.15.20	A good combination pizza from a mom and pop pizzeria is real hard to beat.
Kompys2000 08.15.20	In general I honestly prefer a nice thick crust, probably just cuz I ate shitloads of DiGiorno growing up Thin NY-style can be hella tho
rockarollacola 08.15.20	I fuck with almost every pizza style. Pizza Hut thin crust is about only pizza I refuse to ingest.
Rowhaus 08.15.20	New York pizza 100%, never got into the deep dish stuff. It just feels too greasy.