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| Umbrella Contest 2021 Round 9: Routine Umbrella
2 more out and only 9 left! | 1 | | The Prodigy The Fat of the Land
1.Link a song via YouTube, Spotify, Soundcloud, Bandcamp, DailyMotion, Vimeo... or whatever you like as long as I don't have to download something.
2. The theme this round is Dance. Music that's easy and fun to freestyle dance to, or music that requires a specific kind of dance. Moshing and awkwardly shuffling do not count as dancing. House, techno, waltzes, meringue. I'm scoring these based on how fun I find them to dance to.
3. Aim to impress me with what you pick, since I'm rating these.
4. If I know the song already, I'll tell you to pick something new, otherwise, you're good.
5. I'm going to start each new round every Sunday night (EST,) so if you're late, you're out. My 1-2 least favorite recs will be eliminated each round (1 if we don't get a lot of people and 2 if we do.)
***The winner of the competition can recommend me whatever 2 albums they want and I'll listen to them no matter the album as long as it's not impossible to find and as long as neither exceeds 3 hours.*** | 2 | | Tropical Fuck Storm Deep States
JohnnyoftheWell
“Reporting of a Failed Campaign”
I feel like I'm in a submarine with these sounds. Weird modern production. I don’t know what to make of the rock elements, they’re very clean and for some reason doesn’t stand out at all. So it’s about some rich dude taking advantage of people, getting caught, and then murder suiciding himself and some reporters. I think I get it, but I personally didn’t laugh during this, which is fine because I care more about this as a song musically even more score-wise. But as a song it wasn’t for me either.
2.8/5 (ELIMINATED!) | 3 | | Randy Newman Bad Love
fogza
“The Great Nations of Europe”
Intro strings are always a good sign and oh yeah it’s Randy Newman haha. Oh damn it’s about imperialism. Haha, okay I’m gigging at this one. Balboa slaughtering gay Indians? Wait, that's historically accurate? What? As much as his voice is weird, it’s so confident and the piano and drums really sell this as an educational tale worth hearing, even though it’s clearly poking fun.
4/5 (Passed to next round) | 4 | | Joan Jett and the Blackhearts Album
SlothcoreSam
Dana Lyons
“Cows with Guns”
Is this one of those viral YouTube songs? Oh damn is this gonna be a country ballad? Animal Farm, but for a modern era? “Bad cow pun” okay this isn’t subtle, good, I don’t want subtle. The backing music is boring guitar, and just as I say that the trumpets come in okay. “Much cow dung” made me laugh. Oh no, not the chickens! I was entertained, but I don’t think the musical aspects were too great, so most of your score is from the engaging lyrics.
3.5/5 (Passed to next round) | 5 | | Black Randy and the Metrosquad Pass The Dust, I Think I'm Bowie
Minushuman24
“I Slept In an Arcade”
Cool drums and guitar, and oh it’s the surf rock keys. Ah classic 80s punk, right? Did this dude sleep in an arcade? He’s gonna arrest a hooking dog? What? Wait, is he at a whorehouse or an arcade? Fun song regardless.
3.9/5 (Passed to next round) | 6 | | Weird Al Yankovic Poodle Hat
Zig
“Genius In France”
Oh god Weird Al doing Frank Zappa, but with slap bass. He’s got the mallet percussion Zappa’s known for. I will say this: the way he can progress through various sections is true to who he is parodying. And now he’s doing Zappa’s do-wop stuff. You have to admire how thorough this parody is, like Weird Al is clearly a huge Zappa fan. Though it mostly seems like Apostrophe and Over-Nite Sensation-era Zappa. He even has the Tina Turner impersonator (whom Zappa worked with on Over-Nite.) So I have a little problem with this: while it’s a very thorough parody, it’s at the expense of feeling like a well written song… which means at the 6 minute mark it's becoming a taxing listen. Oh my god he said “great googly moogly” the exact way Zappa does on “Nanook Rubs It.” “Cosmik Debris”, “St. Alphonzo’s Pancake Breakfast”, “I’m the Slime”, “Dirty Love”... it’s weird being able to pick out the songs he’s directly parodying. I’m mixed on this.
3.3/5 (Passed to next round) | 7 | | The Dead Milkmen Beelzebubba
Ryus
“Punk Rock Girl”
Great guitar and bass .This is cute lyrically. Beach Boys, “California Dreaming”? Haha this is silly as hell, but also weirdly reminds me of They Might Be Giants. Goofing on punks never was so adorable. I like it a lot!
4.5/5 (Passed to next round) | 8 | | Nina Simone Nina Simone in Concert
Trifolium
“Go Limp”
A cute piano piece. Oh, so it’s about a mother not wanting her daughter to fight for her rights because it might lead to her having sex. That’s goofy as fuck, I like it. And then the daughter does it anyway and it leads to having sex. Funny, feminist, pro-black rights, and most importantly charming. The way the double bass player made the audience laugh with only his instrumental is impressive.
4.7/5 (+.5 for winning last round) = 5.2/5 (ROUND WINNER! handicap (for others) of +0.5 for the next round) | 9 | | Bloodhound Gang Hooray For Boobies
Sinternet
“Mope”
Welp this is cringy from the get go and sampling 80s pop. This is very annoying vocally and maybe also musically. Now it reminds me of nu-metal, but in a bland kinda way. A sample of the chorus of “Relax” by Frankie Goes to Hollywood is the chorus? Pac-Man is high on crack? This is trying too hard. The sample of Homer Simpson saying “holy macaroni” over and over is awful. Also, why dedicate a song to the deceased Falco and sample Frankie instead? I liked nothing about this song, but I guess it didn’t give me a headache.
1.8/5 (ELIMINATED!) | 10 | | Modest Mouse The Lonesome Crowded West
Pangea
“Jesus Christ Was an Only Child”
Folky guitar and fiddle. Weird backing vocals, but I like them. God should’ve killed Jesus earlier? What sacrilege! I don’t dislike this, but it doesn’t really stand out. Though that fiddle solo helps. Oh crap it’s getting faster.
3.4/5 (Passed to next round) | 11 | | Nanowar of Steel Stairway to Valhalla
garas
"Norwegian Reggaeton"
Spanish guitar and a fake latin accent, okay. Well this is metal reggaeton alright. A genre I don’t like parodying another genre I don’t like. Okay, singing about Varg in Spanish is funny, I admit. “Con Fenriz y Darkthrone - Norwegian Reggaeton!” Honestly good concept, and good execution, I just wished I liked either of these styles of music also WHAT a “Zombie” by the Cranberries melody/parody? That’s random as hell. I can’t hate this, it succeeds too well at what it’s going for, but do I like it? Nah.
3/5 (Passed to next round) | 12 | | Men's Recovery Project The Very Best of Mens Recovery Project
botulist
“Sexual Pervert”
Weird bass and guitar, and cool vocals. I like the “melody.” The lyrics are weird as shit. “Graduated from his private parts.” It’s funny and groovy, and makes me feel like a weirdo for liking it. Damn you!
4.5/5 (Passed to next round) | |
ArsMoriendi
09.05.21 | To clarify: I'm scoring round 9 both on how much I like the song and how fun I find it to dance to.
If it's "club music" of any art sort (techno, house, trance) or there's a specific type of dance style associated with it (waltz, meringue, swing) it'll count perfectly. | garas
09.05.21 | Wow, congrats to Trifo for winning another round!
And wow, I'm still in. :0 | Ryus
09.05.21 | for some reason i was worried you were gonna hate "punk rock girl"
for this round i was about to rec "inspector norse" but you 2'd the album | Pangea
09.05.21 | it was a good call ryus, inspector norse is the most fun song ever
nice theme. lots of options, but which one would appeal to ars hmm? | SlothcoreSam
09.05.21 | I wanna rec
Robert Miles - Children.
But you probably know it.
https://youtu.be/QwqmJilXxJY | Kompys2000
09.05.21 | Surprised you didn't already know "Punk Rock Girl" ars, dead milkmen seem like the kinda thing you'd fuck with | BohemianAle
09.06.21 | The One by First Hate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbztAZbw1R8 | Minushuman24
09.06.21 | uhhh do you know shack up by banbarra | ArsMoriendi
09.06.21 | @Slothcore: I can't even tell if I know it, it sounds like a lot of dance music, so uh I'll accept it
@Minus: I don't, is that your choice? | Trifolium
09.06.21 | Oooooh yeah, Nina strikes again!
Interesting theme, let's think for a second. | fogza
09.06.21 | Aaah dance music, I'm definitely going out on this one. But I made it to final 9!
Mandoza - Nkalakatha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1kH_loHm3s | Zig
09.06.21 | Moloko - Forever More
https://open.spotify.com/track/3VoG0TI0GPFrPkcXVvpr0l?si=ab9efbb6d3ef408c | SlothcoreSam
09.06.21 | You didn't sound that excited by my first rec and it's not very fun to dance to unless you took something and are blissing out, so I'm going to go with something that actually got me dancing when I saw her live, and I don't dance.
Yelle - Je voux te voir, off the album Pop Up
https://open.spotify.com/track/4H9637mkUDyk9Rq0WgDEwc?si=exlQuNf8QHWZi1PWeYPp8A&utm_source=copy-link&dl_branch=1 | ArsMoriendi
09.08.21 | Dance partee | Ryus
09.08.21 | im assuming you know tom tom club - genius of love?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECiMhe4E0pI
if not, that's my choice | ArsMoriendi
09.08.21 | I do know it, gotta repick bro | Ryus
09.08.21 | damn thought so haha
that one has danceability + arscore written all over it | ArsMoriendi
09.08.21 | It's a bop yeah, I don't know anything else by Tom Tom Club though | Trifolium
09.08.21 | OK YES YES YES I've got it.
Underworld - Two Months Off
https://youtu.be/tyKeE3fBEsM
(from A Hundred Days Off)
Euphoric! Classic! Love! 💕💪🏼💞🌈💖 | ArsMoriendi
09.09.21 | Still waiting on:
1. Minushuman24
2. Ryus
3. garas
4. Pangea
5. Botulist | Ryus
09.09.21 | do ya know this one ars
dancing in the street - martha and the vandellas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KhbM2mqhCQ | ArsMoriendi
09.09.21 | Yes, of course
Both th great original and the abominable Bowie and Jagger version | Ryus
09.09.21 | lmao i didnt know that existed but i need 2 listen
third try: madonna - into the groove?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUC5p5KsTh8 | Ryus
09.09.21 | holy shit the music video is amazing. kinda love how awful it all is. classic 80s coke-fueled gay energy | ArsMoriendi
09.09.21 | I know that one too
Try not picking a charting pop hit? :/ | Ryus
09.09.21 | lmao im just trying my best not to rec some random techno tune that u will hate
back to the drawing board | Ryus
09.09.21 | kim english - nitelife (masters at work nite remix)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw54TCw7bHw | ArsMoriendi
09.09.21 | That works! | Sinternet
09.09.21 | smh ars were u never a 14 year old boy with the humour to match | ArsMoriendi
09.10.21 | I was, but I fell in love with Zappa that year (literally no kidding) | garas
09.10.21 | It's Operational (Avalon Emerson Remix): https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=IBvhIcrRrY8&feature=share | botulist
09.10.21 | https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yqoADMiCLmc | ArsMoriendi
09.10.21 | Clever choosing the only Massive Attack studio album I haven't heard
Now all we need is Pangea and Minus | Pangea
09.11.21 | Against All Logic - Now U Got Me Hooked (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP5KowYeR-w) | ArsMoriendi
09.11.21 | If minus doesn't get his rec on time, I can technically count "Shack Up" by Banbarra because he mentioned it on the thread, so everyone is technically in, but if that's not what he's choosing he should tell me on here | fogza
09.12.21 | He didn't really rec it so I think he should be disqualified and one less person is eliminated. Just sayin' I mean it's your competition and everything and all so I'm not trying to influence positive outcomes for myself or anything just sayin'😏 | Trifolium
09.12.21 | fogza 🤭 | ArsMoriendi
09.12.21 | Ruthless fogza, but I think I’m counting his song anyway | fogza
09.12.21 | after all, it's a competitive world | ArsMoriendi
09.12.21 | I'm starting now! No more changes! :P | fogza
09.12.21 | for those of us who are about to die i salute me |
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