Snake.: Sputnik at Hogwarts

Snake. 06.05.16	bump
LotusFlower 06.05.16	>slytherin U fokin wot
Gameofmetal 06.05.16	me tho
NLD 06.05.16	how is kill ravenclaw
Sinternet 06.05.16	it's ok slytherin best house
Sinternet 06.05.16	damn hufflepuffs are a bunch of plebs
Calc 06.05.16	was there uhh...process for selecting the housing arrangements?
LotusFlower 06.05.16	With a name like hufflepuff what did you expect?
hal1ax 06.05.16	Nice I was hoping for ravenclaw
Sinternet 06.05.16	i think it's ranking users best to worst
DoofusWainwright 06.05.16	Doof in a different group to Zak are you for real?
Snake. 06.05.16	"Me tho" fixed "i think it's ranking users best to worst" nah
LotusFlower 06.05.16	But some of the coolest users are in group 2
LotusFlower 06.05.16	Nah but really how is this organized?
tempest-- 06.05.16	tbh i think i'm more of a ravenclaw than a slytherin but i'd prefer those two over the others. can't argue with the sorting hat!
NLD 06.05.16	have pride in your house son
LotusFlower 06.05.16	Such a hufflepuff thing to say
YoYoMancuso 06.05.16	me, Atari, Mongi, tommy and rowbro in the same group, sounds about right!
Snake. 06.05.16	"Nah but really how is this organized?" slytherin are the moodier users who occasionally shitpost but not enough to be demoted to hufflepuff; gryffindor are the users that show the most amount of integrity and kindness towards the sputnik community but don't have enough credit or elitism to be in ravenclaw; ravenclaw consists of either users that have been on this website for a long time, users that can be represented as a father figure, and/or users that show the most amount of elitism in their taste; and finally, hufflepuff are the ones that are either the least mature, have been a repeat offender of saying incredibly dumb things, and/or just do nothing but shitpost. (BTW, I'm not saying everybody in Hufflepuff is a bad user by any means)
tempest-- 06.05.16	hufflepuff is like a house full of squidwards
LotusFlower 06.05.16	I don't shitpost
BallsToTheWall 06.05.16	Ravenclaw? Whoa!
Artuma 06.05.16	can you even get any geekier
BallsToTheWall 06.05.16	Tonks was a champ. RIP!
LotusFlower 06.05.16	@art Such a slitherin thing to say I made one deaf tony list and suddenly I'm a snake
Sinternet 06.05.16	wait i do things other than shitpost?
brainmelter 06.05.16	awe mayn, I didn't make le list. Maybe next year~
elcrawfodor 06.05.16	how is kill ravenclaw [2]
LotusFlower 06.05.16	But who is voldermort
Supercoolguy64 06.05.16	great i get to sleep in a shitty basement
elcrawfodor 06.05.16	I nominate Jom for Dumbledore
tempest-- 06.05.16	^ haha, good call
Gameofmetal 06.05.16	slytherin huh? interesting
Hawks 06.05.16	That's what I was thinking lol.
chinesewhispers 06.05.16	Hm kind of an interesting premise I guess
MistaCrave 06.05.16	oh god I'm with torts -torts
theNateman 06.05.16	Me?
Pon 06.05.16	Ravenclaw picks would be perfect if you just removed chuck
ArsMoriendi 06.05.16	I figured I'd get Hufflepuff, since I don't know what else I'd be haha. At least I'm not Slytherin.
hal1ax 06.05.16	I call hermione's gynecologist
ArsMoriendi 06.05.16	"Ravenclaw picks would be perfect if you just removed chuck" I feel like chuck is very Gryffindor if I had to guess.
Frippertronics 06.05.16	Sach AND Snide in Hufflepuff? Dude, are you asking for everyone in Hufflepuff to off themselves?
ArsMoriendi 06.05.16	Is it just me or would Snake be grouped as Hufflepuff if anyone else were to make this list?
Frippertronics 06.05.16	No offence to ol' Snake but he'd be the basilisk in the chamber of secrets tbh
Snake. 06.05.16	i'm actually voldemort tbh
Frippertronics 06.05.16	that would be skele, thank you very much
ArsMoriendi 06.05.16	If Jom's Dumbledore, can we make Sowing McGonagall lol
Frippertronics 06.05.16	the question at hand is who is Dev? Hagrid?
chinesewhispers 06.05.16	Dev seems like a good Snape imo
Snake. 06.05.16	Dev is definitely Snape, Brostep would be Hagrid tbh
Frippertronics 06.05.16	alright last question who is Hedwig
chinesewhispers 06.05.16	I volunteer as Scabbers
AlexKzillion 06.05.16	Gryffindor lets go.
Tunaboy45 06.05.16	Best house, gryffindor ftw
ArsMoriendi 06.05.16	"who is Hedwig" How about someone important, that rarely speaks on here like Willie.
Snake. 06.05.16	just wanna reiterate that i couldn't fit everyone on here so
Tunaboy45 06.05.16	I'm Mr Longbottom if I can't be Ron or Harry
Sinternet 06.05.16	So Jom, Willie and Dev die but we get to be stuck with Sowing great
LotusFlower 06.05.16	that attitude is why you are slitherininin
AlexKzillion 06.05.16	I'm Godric Gryffindor.
SharkTooth 06.05.16	" hufflepuff are the ones that are either the least mature, have been a repeat offender of saying incredibly dumb things, and/or just do nothing but shitpost." in that case I have no problem being a Hufflepuff
wtferrothorn 06.05.16	"gryffindor are the users that show the most amount of integrity and kindness towards the sputnik community but don't have enough credit or elitism to be in ravenclaw" I'm fine with this :]
Tunaboy45 06.05.16	Suits me fine
ArsMoriendi 06.05.16	"have been a repeat offender of saying incredibly dumb things" There's me haha
PlasticRadioBand 06.05.16	But why is Fripp a Hufflepuff? He seems pretty chill in all the times I've had interaction with him
SharkTooth 06.05.16	Have you seen the threads of some of his reviews? Idk about him these days but he's definitely done his fair share of shitposting
ArsMoriendi 06.05.16	It's also about as easy to set Fripp off as it is me, which is why Potsy used to toy with him nonstop.
PlasticRadioBand 06.05.16	Ah gotcha Shark. There should be a list like this based music taste
SharkTooth 06.05.16	Potsy did one
PlasticRadioBand 06.05.16	Oh yeah that list haha. That Arcade Fire joke is legendary
Frippertronics 06.05.16	"It's also about as easy to set Fripp off as it is me, which is why Potsy used to toy with him nonstop." pot, call kettle black (whoops can't fucking read)
ArsMoriendi 06.05.16	More like: it takes one to know one*
Frippertronics 06.05.16	but to answer radio boi's question, I got my whole account wiped during the summer of babymetal due to nonstop shitposting either affiliated with the album itself or pretty much site wide in general
Frippertronics 06.05.16	it's the same thing dude
TheBarber 06.05.16	Hufflepuff are the stoner and stoned alchemy masters, they don't care about the points and just play it cool in the lab
Frippertronics 06.05.16	does that mean Dopesmoker is on an infinite loop in the commons?
TheBarber 06.05.16	dude they bust that shit all the time at night (lol you thought those noises came from ghosts) and reserve daylight for Incredible String Band
HeckToPay 06.05.16	c'mon bruh bruh
Frippertronics 06.05.16	o boi huff n puff
Gyromania 06.05.16	way to forget me! i'm a slytherin through and through
CaimanJesus 06.05.16	I'll be Uncle Vernon
chinesewhispers 06.05.16	Wait nvm I'll be Dudley
CaimanJesus 06.05.16	Son
PlasticRadioBand 06.05.16	No way that was you Fripp? Huh I couldve sworn it some other user that started that kind if ruckus
PlasticRadioBand 06.05.16	Who's Malfoy?
ArsMoriendi 06.05.16	Mort. I bet haha
CaimanJesus 06.05.16	Snox
Slex 06.05.16	this is accurate both for me and most everyone else
PlasticRadioBand 06.05.16	Tbh I get sorting hat vibes from Sowing
Shemson 06.05.16	Slytherin WTF!? Just wait 'til my father hears about this....
zakalwe 06.05.16	Cool!
ArsMoriendi 06.05.16	I mean Snake's the sorting hat, he literally sorted us.
Slex 06.05.16	i was wondering who/what Sowing would be and i can totally see that
ArsMoriendi 06.05.16	Yeah I guess it makes sense... Who'd be McGonagall then though?
Frippertronics 06.05.16	"No way that was you Fripp? Huh I couldve sworn it some other user that started that kind if ruckus" no no, it wasn't, but I got devstepped because of the shitposting that resulted
ArsMoriendi 06.05.16	Would that make FiveLeavesLeft/Necrotica/SoccerRiot a HufflePuff too?
PlasticRadioBand 06.05.16	Probs Doof, Ars
PlasticRadioBand 06.05.16	What came to my mind was a user who used to be a contrib/staff but got demoted for his behavior in the Babymetal threads
ArsMoriendi 06.05.16	^That's FiveLeavesLeft/Necrotica/SoccerRiot under his FiveLeavesLeft account
Frippertronics 06.05.16	yep plus he talked about how he wanted to dress up in a lolita costume or something, and how he wanted to fuck the girls in the band or something like that
PlasticRadioBand 06.05.16	Ooh I knew the name FiveLeaveeft rung a bell But hey, SortingSeason amirite?
DrMaximus 06.05.16	I thought Slytherin was supposed to be a feared and intimidating house.
zaruyache 06.05.16	FOAD snake I'm Hufflepuff FOR LIFE. Don't think I won't suffocate you with badger hugs until you capitulate.
iloveyouall 06.05.16	can I be dobby?
ShadowRemains 06.05.16	ravenclaw slays clearly
theNateman 06.05.16	Ravenclaw for life
iloveyouall 06.05.16	how the fuck did adrian get into ravenclaw lol
SCREAM! 06.05.16	Got some pretty good company in the Ravenclaw gang. No complaints m/
Supercoolguy64 06.05.16	remember the days when you could get banned for talking about the babymetal threads?
ArsMoriendi 06.05.16	Speaking of shitpposting... whatever happened to headphones?
iloveyouall 06.05.16	mwwwweeeeeaaah
Pon 06.05.16	So based on this Ravenclaw > Gryffindor > Slytherin >>>>>>>>>> Hufflepuff
Snake. 06.05.16	i guess if you put it that way
Supercoolguy64 06.05.16	pretty much, jac Ravenclaw = intelligence gryffindor = bravery slytherin = power hufflepuff = the guys who are kinda cool to chill with
Pon 06.05.16	tbh I'd chill with a lot of the guys in Slytherin but maybe that's cause I can be a snarky cunt too, I'm assuming Slytherin was the second choice for me?
JigglyPDiddy 06.05.16	woooo, gryffindor!
SCREAM! 06.05.16	Yeah I would've been cool with Ravenclaw or Slytherin the way they're setup here. Always preferred Ravenclaw though so this is nice
SCREAM! 06.05.16	I imagine there'd be a lot of metal blasting in both those common rooms
TheSpirit 06.05.16	I'm so down with this list
PlasticRadioBand 06.05.16	Everyone in Hufflepuff would be in constant fights as to what music would be blasting if it wasn't Dopethrone lol
BigPleb 06.05.16	Guess I didn't get enrolled this year, fuck your Dumbledore.
Pon 06.05.16	Dude Pleb you're Gryffindor through and through
BigPleb 06.05.16	Hmm I dunno, was Luna in Gryffindor or Ravenclaw cos I used to have the biggest crush on her?
chinesewhispers 06.05.16	Fuck Hogwarts I called Dudley I'm too fat for your hide the magic wand parties
BigPleb 06.05.16	Omg have you seen Luna today?! Holy mother of goooooddddd
Ryus 06.05.16	i'm a ravenclaw but i'll accept it
chinesewhispers 06.05.16	They call her Luna Lovegood for a reason brah
BigPleb 06.05.16	She's awesome. But seriously I have like 45.5k comments and the Elder Wand, what the fuck else do I have to do to get enrolled?!
Supercoolguy64 06.05.16	luna was ravenclaw and cute
adr 06.05.16	Ravenclaw is best "how the fuck did adrian get into ravenclaw lol" shut the fuck up
Nocturnalize 06.05.16	Skele is Voldemort
BigPleb 06.05.16	RAVENCLAW ALL THE WAY! Let's be honest Gryffindor only rules cos of Hermione, Harry sucks and she saves his arse countless times.
Supercoolguy64 06.05.16	gryffindor is overhyped by dumblydoop
BigPleb 06.05.16	Dumbledore rules man, he summons fire dragons when he's near death from Voldy's dodgy potion.
Ryus 06.05.16	"Skele is Voldemort" lol dumbledore sucks tho agreed
Snake. 06.05.16	@Pleb no hard feelings mane, it's just i haven't see you on this site a lot recently
BigPleb 06.05.16	It's ok bb, I know my place in the shadows.
Snake. 06.05.16	also YAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS my first feature ^.^
BigPleb 06.05.16	You guys are allowed to basically choose a house you know, the sorting hat takes your decision into consideration remember? I'm such a HP nerd, it kicks LOTR arse fire incoming
RogueNine 06.06.16	Based on the criteria, I would be a Gryff.
hal1ax 06.06.16	"I'm such a HP nerd, it kicks LOTR arse fire incoming" oh no you DIH-INT
ZippaThaRippa 06.06.16	Fake and gay I didn't want to be in your stupid club anyways
hal1ax 06.06.16	you are slytherin zip
ZippaThaRippa 06.06.16	Why is that?
ZippaThaRippa 06.06.16	Does that make me bad?
ZippaThaRippa 06.06.16	I love how all of the fuckheads are concentrated into one house haha
CaimanJesus 06.06.16	I'm kinda sad that I'm too obscure to be put in Hufflepuff yet
ArsMoriendi 06.06.16	@Caiman: just make a list that makes everyone temporarily hate you if negative attention is what you're looking for.
onionbubs 06.06.16	lol howd i know id be in hufflepuff
Spec 06.06.16	Slytherin is pretty badass so im down.
theBoneyKing 06.06.16	Proud to be a politically correct, respectful, open-minded loser - I mean Gryffindor.
LotusFlower 06.06.16	basically arcade youre in the lamest house of the entire franchise
LotusFlower 06.06.16	hey, theres nothing wrong with bubs, baron, coolguy, bloc, and you toad.
PlasticRadioBand 06.06.16	Aye it's better than being in the Slytherin house, filled with a bunch if evil mofos
ArsMoriendi 06.06.16	Cedric Diggory is cool though
LotusFlower 06.06.16	i thought id be in gryffndor tbh, 80% of the stuff i post here are inoffensive "check out these bomb ass albums" lists.
LotusFlower 06.06.16	like, i dont even shitpost that much except for the time i hardcore rick rolled the site with a Deftones Ranked list.
ArsMoriendi 06.06.16	Cedric Diggory was a cool Hufflepuff.
LotusFlower 06.06.16	Dont worry Toad, youre the best hufflepuff. Im just salty I dont get to be in the same house as my waifu, Ferro.
PlasticRadioBand 06.06.16	SOOOOY UN PERDEDEDOOOOO
PlasticRadioBand 06.06.16	Exactly Ars, aint no shame in being Hufflepuff and happy all over you aint evil enough to be Slither material
LotusFlower 06.06.16	if im slytherin then im draco because at least im hot in the final films
LotusFlower 06.06.16	well i guess we figured out why youre hufflepuff
PlasticRadioBand 06.06.16	Yeah I aint gonna lie, Draco could've stole Hermione from Ron in that last Harry Potter movie.
grindcorecore 06.06.16	^^ dramione should have been end game
unaMUSEd 06.06.16	Didn't know there was a Harry Potter thread on Sput :O Also Hufflepuff is the shit and you all know it.
Snide 06.06.16	Dev wouldn't have made a great Snape, because his mixtape could have kept Lily alive.
ArsMoriendi 06.06.16	Honestly with Snake's rules I don't get why Cl0ver isn't Gryffindor
LotusFlower 06.06.16	@blackmalachite savage. @ars, ikr? i was voted best user 2K16, i deserve better than this.
PlasticRadioBand 06.06.16	I think the true and heaviest question is... Who the hell is Harry Potter? my cousin is basically the Asian version of him (look-wise I mean) but I don't think that should make me count
PlasticRadioBand 06.06.16	"Dev wouldn't have made a great Snape, because his mixtape could have kept Lily alive." fuckin brutal
PlasticRadioBand 06.06.16	Got a red hair gf and I wear glasses but I'm not white enough lol
Trebor. 06.06.16	Dude I'm like that guy that you think is Slytherin but is actually Gryffindor
CaimanJesus 06.06.16	Clover, Dude it's probably the whole Courtney Love's Cash Cow thing
LotusFlower 06.06.16	shhhh, no one knows about that.
LotusFlower 06.06.16	also is it shitposting if its objective fact?
CaimanJesus 06.06.16	Even more so than normally
tempest-- 06.06.16	ppl who think all sltherins are evil smh!
Ovrot 06.06.16	hogwarts is for false wizards
Spec 06.06.16	basically arcade youre in the lamest house of the entire franchise no fucking idea why but that literally made me burst out laughing and wake my pals up
MyNameIsPencil 06.06.16	I wanna be a jedi
LotusFlower 06.06.16	im glad i got a giggle out of you spec
Spec 06.06.16	My mate is like wtf is so funny and I'm just like I have no idea. Been having some bad insomnia lately. That must explain it.
ShadowRemains 06.06.16	"I'm such a HP nerd, it kicks LOTR arse fire incoming" yeah no
chinesewhispers 06.06.16	LotR is like elves and shit HP is like pedophilia not that similar tbh
chinesewhispers 06.06.16	So did Ron and look where that got him
betray 06.06.16	love u snake
betray 06.06.16	gonna take your selection and own that shit
Keyblade 06.06.16	thread is making me wanna read hp all over again
user 06.06.16	onionbubs is colin creevey
user 06.06.16	http://i.imgur.com/m9vj1VB.jpg factual
chinesewhispers 06.06.16	Fuck who's gonna be moaning myrtle
user 06.06.16	ars' alt
ArsMoriendi 06.06.16	Who chinese? His join date's earlier than mine.
user 06.06.16	Q. Fuck who's gonna be moaning myrtle A. ars' alt
RadicalEd 06.06.16	lol at everyone who's hufflepuff. Official side characters off sputnik.
chinesewhispers 06.06.16	"Who chinese? His join date's earlier than mine." Lmfao
demigod! 06.06.16	goddammit
oltnabrick 06.06.16	idk what any of this means. what does ravenclaw mean? (this is a serious question i dont like harry potter) also i like the users in my group so that is a +
Cryptkeeper 06.06.16	#mad
Shemson 06.06.16	You know you're a good alt when you sign up the alt before you sign up the real account, that's planning. Like when everyone's like 'who's this Tom Riddle bitch with a lame diary' in the second book and then boom, Voldermort's alt.
SCREAM! 06.06.16	If dev can't be Snape he should def be Filch
Muisc4Life26 06.06.16	i'm most likely Gryfindor of Hufflepuff one of those
PlasticRadioBand 06.06.16	Did anyone figure out whose Doby?
iloveyouall 06.06.16	I am darth vader
Conmaniac 06.06.16	im honored wow
Conmaniac 06.06.16	also why is Arcade hufflepuff lol
pizzamachine 06.06.16	Took the test online b4 and I was hufflepuff lol.
BallsToTheWall 06.06.16	This Ravenclaw placement has me questioning my existence. All that I've known, all that i am. All that i could be.
DinosaurJones 06.06.16	I would be Hufflepuff.
emester 06.06.16	Stopped reading the series in the midst of the fifth book. Might give it another go but I got a ton of stuff I plan to read before that.
BallsToTheWall 06.06.16	Fuck me, all this time I believed I was a Hufflepuff and Pottermore just put me as a Ravenclaw too. My mind is blown.
Conmaniac 06.06.16	lol what
Sowing 06.06.16	Honestly McGonagall is a badass. I have no problem being the sputnik version of her. Also I used to be a teacher so it fits. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3rBo5lQVb4
JWT155 06.06.16	I'm too important to be assigned to a house
BallsToTheWall 06.06.16	I guess you were a muggle all along, ehhhh JWT?
torts 06.06.16	Hufflepuff is lit
torts 06.06.16	me and sach jus bullying up the pleb nerds
zakalwe 06.06.16	Let's bunk off, head into that wanky village and get shitfaced on butter beer before heading back into school painting 'beardy cunt' on the headmasters door, kick hagrids head in and start a riot on the quidditch pitch. That's how we roll in slytherin.
JWT155 06.06.16	Sadly that appears to be the case balls
SCREAM! 06.06.16	Enjoy we'll be pounding down firewhisky and jamming Death
SharkTooth 06.06.16	"lol at everyone who's hufflepuff. Official side characters off sputnik." wouldn't have it any other way tbh
onionbubs 06.06.16	sLITherin
Brostep 06.06.16	when all but three staffers are "too inactive"
user 06.06.16	"slytherin are the moodier users who occasionally shitpost but not enough to be demoted to hufflepuff" nah
dbizzles 06.06.16	STUPEFY!
user 06.06.16	ooo wah-ah-ah-ah
zaruyache 06.06.16	Get up come on get down with the slythrin'
user 06.06.16	oh also wtf yaknips never shitposts
dbizzles 06.06.16	Expelliarmus!
SCREAM! 06.06.16	yak prob could've been a griffindor. dude is pre chill
chinesewhispers 06.06.16	Yak is the best tbh all the houses are filled with chill dudes cept Hufflepuff which is like 50/50
Conmaniac 06.06.16	obv this is an arbitrary thing from the perspective of one user
SCREAM! 06.06.16	general consensus seems to agree with his judgement though (for the most part anyway) surprising considering it's snake
Conmaniac 06.06.16	haha true true
dbizzles 06.06.16	The Grim!
Gestapo 06.06.16	megadeth - rust in peace
TVC15 06.06.16	Oh sweet I'm Hufflepuff! I've always gotten Hufflepuff when I've taken online tests on what house I would most fit in so I'm pleasantly surprised haha. Let's gather the team and wreck them all in Quidditch!
Shemson 06.06.16	@zak it all depends what stage in the series we're at. Your plan sounds good for like book three or four but by book six we're getting involved in literal murder plots so I'm not sure getting on the butter beer and causing high jinks will quite cut it.
Mort. 06.06.16	so apparently im in Slytherin and according to ars Malfoy ok then
Aerisavion 06.06.16	Who'd have thought a list about Hogwarts houses would cause so much grief?
Snake. 06.06.16	i expected there to be a lot more shouting tbh
Mort. 06.06.16	same why am i in slytherin snake i wasnt aware i shitposted not that im bothered slytherins pretty cool and i like most the others in the group
Mort. 06.06.16	actually who am i kidding i shitpost intentionally sometimes
iloveyouall 06.06.16	I don't consider myself a shitposter
Cygnatti 06.06.16	i always get ravenclaw actually. goodshit.
Idleness 06.07.16	where dat rabbitghost at gotdamn xDDDD
Asdfp277 06.07.16	i have never watched any harry potter movie, what's a huffling puff
MistaCrave 06.07.16	According to Playbuzz I'm a Slytherin, but I know nothing about Harry Potter so I can't judge the accuracy of that And according to Buzzfeed I'm a Ravenclaw, such confusion
Asdfp277 06.07.16	according to some buzzfeed gifs, i'm from the konoha village
Tyler. 06.07.16	Completely fine with slytherin
user 06.07.16	"I don't consider myself a shitposter" oh man oh man oh mannnnnn sach
SCREAM! 06.07.16	did the pottermore quiz out of curiosity and it put me in Ravenclaw as well so I guess it's official Now if I could only just get my admission letter by owl soon
SharkTooth 06.07.16	pottermore says I'm a Gryffindor
tempest-- 06.07.16	yea pottermore told me im gryff as well even though i show absolutely 0 of the traits valued by that house
Chortles 06.07.16	fk yes ravenclaw thank u based god
facupm 06.07.16	what is this
SharkTooth 06.08.16	U know about Harry Potter?
Tyler. 11.06.18	i always saw myself as more of a ravenclaw but
JWT155 11.06.18	2018, still a muggle
Asdfp277 11.06.18	i see myself as someone who still hasn't watched harry potter
Tyler. 11.06.18	ew get out of here
Hawks 11.06.18	Great bump. m/
sixdegrees 11.06.18	I object to the sorting criteria, someone should do a better job
BallsToTheWall 11.06.18	Ravenclaw bitches!
Tyler. 11.06.18	yeah someone redo this
Gestapo 11.06.18	did u all vote yet
sixdegrees 11.06.18	@tyler you should redo this
sixdegrees 11.06.18	for instance we have guitarded_chuck in ravenclaw
platnum 11.06.18	I'll join the team that's as far away from zakalwe as possible
RadioheadIsOverrated 11.06.18	All I know is, I'm Hufflepuff
Tyler. 11.06.18	hoafsohdgs
Asdfp277 11.06.18	zak is slaydogrin, u should be hufflepuff or griftindog
theNateman 11.06.18	I'm a ravenclaw
osmark86 11.06.18	According to Cambridge I am a hufflepuff
Drifter 11.06.18	I remember this. back when I first joined the site I want in now
alamo 11.06.18	casavir is def slytherin
Gestapo 04.16.19	what clan am i
neekafat 04.16.19	I used to be a Ravenclaw but I think I'm a Gryffindor now
Sinternet 04.16.19	classic list
JohnnyoftheWell 04.16.19	Damn this is old plz sort me anyway
budgie 04.16.19	im not sorted :((((( im not a wizard :((
budgie 04.16.19	lmao all the people i dont like are in ravenclaw
Relinquished 04.16.19	luv u 2 budgie
JohnnyoftheWell 04.16.19	Lol ravenclaw is half accurate and half missorted from hufflepuff and sometimes gryff
Ryus 04.16.19	ravenclaw has some bros in it--cyg, chort, hyp, JOTS, jamie
Sinternet 04.16.19	slytherin is most fun group tbh
zakalwe 04.16.19	‘I'll join the team that's as far away from zakalwe as possible’ Drown yourself in Moanin Myrtles toilet bowl you slag.
JohnnyoftheWell 04.16.19	Am convinced that Hawks is a secret Gryffindor
Ryus 04.16.19	KILL would be the last person ever to be in ravenclaw
JohnnyoftheWell 04.16.19	Lmao agreed. also chuck is an angry Hufflepuff boi
RolyPoly 04.16.19	Imagine replying to a 5month old comment
budgie 04.16.19	ya i agree, slyth is the best group of ppl
Snake. 04.17.19	i made this 3 years ago gimme a break y'all
JohnnyoftheWell 04.17.19	the real sorting hat gets a 364 day break and you've had triple that
Dewinged 04.17.19	ctrl+f dew... aw :(
Papa Universe 04.17.19	I was rejected.
zakalwe 04.17.19	Expelled. You found Hagrids porn stash and plastered it all over Dumbledores office walls.
iglu 04.17.19	was it dragon porn?
Papa Universe 04.17.19	"You found Hagrids porn stash and plastered it all over Dumbledores office walls." and it's double the trouble, cause their pictures move
zakalwe 04.17.19	Nah it was all smuggled in Muggle stuff. Hagrid is a debauched bastard.
Papa Universe 04.17.19	fucking cheap twat
Papa Universe 04.17.19	wizard or not, every pedo still runs to Indonesia
bloc 04.17.19	Just noticed I was put in the worst team
Mort. 04.17.19	just remembered Ars implied i was Malfoy or some shit how dare he, im way more of a GOYLE
theNateman 04.17.19	Ravenclaw
ArsMoriendi 04.17.19	I feel like I'm Ron or something. Except not ginger
Mort. 04.17.19	Answer me coward
budgie 04.17.19	calm down there malfoy or ill KNOCK U OFF YO BROOM
Mort. 04.17.19	FUCK OFF M8 MY DAD IS A DEPTH SNEAKER
oltnabrick 06.08.20	this list is epic one list to rule them all!!
bloc 06.08.20	Can't believe I was put in Hufflepuff
JustJoe. 06.08.20	sort me
GhostB1rd 06.08.20	You go to a different school.
JustJoe. 06.08.20	k
TVC15 06.08.20	I recently retook the test and got Ravenclaw, can I transfer lol
budgie 06.08.20	fucking racist as hell