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| My favorite Albums
Here are my top eight albums. Waiting for elitist sputnik dbags to tear it apart. | 1 | | Avenged Sevenfold City of Evil
Avenged Sevenfold is one of my favorite bands. If I were a gay man and their first three albums were Christian Bale, I would blow each and every one of them. Perhaps even swallow. While their self-titled was mostly a jumbled mess and Nightmare was a catchy, slightly heavier return to form, I believe City of Evil to be one of the best albums of all-time. Now, it should be fairly obvious with this being a 'list' on sputnik that City of Evil being the greatest album of all-time is just MY OPINION.
I know nerds on here will bash me for this and try to pressure me into admitting that Opeth's Blackwater Park or some shitty album by radiohead or the Beatles is actually the best, but I don't care.
For me, City of Evil is the perfect balance of speed, power, and even a little bit of thrash. A lot of people would rather shoot themselves in the head than listen to M. Shadows' nasally voice and the "over produced" production on this album. Guns N' Roses is one of my favorite bands, and I love Use Your Illusions 1 and 2. So that might help to explain my overwhelming love for City of Evil. Whenever I listen to this album, I rarely ever skip a track and just listen to the whole damn thing straight through. From the heavy awesomeness that is Trashed and Scattered to the over the top, bombastic ass kicker The Wicked End - everything about this album just screams classic to me. Booyakasha. | 2 | | Queen Queen II
Don't get me wrong, I love the super cheesy, super synthy sounds of later Queen that most people know of. Who Wants to Live Forever and Princes of the Universe make me fucking giddy every time I hear them. All I wanna do is just get a sword and chop off Clancy Brown's head.
Queen II, however, while still having some well placed cheese, is just one of the best damn albums of all-time. White Queen, March of the Black Queen, Seven Seas of Rhye, and Father to Son are all masterpieces. While those are the standouts for me, every other song also kicks ass in its own way. I'm so sick of reading top 500 album lists by Rolling Stones and other publications that refuse to put this album in the top ten. It's fucking ridiculous. Fuck you Rolling Stones.
Fuck you. | 3 | | Anterior This Age of Silence
Holy shit. This has to be one of, if not THE best debut by a band ever. Every song on this album is a keeper and they all blend so seemlessly together than you will rarely ever find me skipping a track. Sometimes that's a bad thing, but each song still manages to stand out on its own merits.
The Silent Divide is the definition of an aural raping. Although, can it be still considered rape if the victim is so willing? Discuss.
Every song that follows is just as badass, and if you don't agree with me then you're a pussy.
Too bad this band broke up, as I think they could have become one of the greatest speed metal bands of all-time. While their second album was just mediocre, I think they could have turned it around in subsequent releases. | 4 | | Avenged Sevenfold Waking the Fallen
OH NOEZZZ! NOT ANOTHAR AVANGED 7FOLD ALBEMS!!!
Yes, you read that right. It's another goddamn Avenged Sevenfold album. Waking the Fallen was the first A7X (I don't care if you hate this abbreviation. Fuck you.) album I listened to. And get this - I first heard of it because Chapter Four was on a Madden NFL soundtrack and I bought WTF (again, fuck you.) from Hot Topic!!!! I'm so metal it is ridiculous.
But hot damn, I love almost everything about this album. From the non-nasally clean vocals of M. Shadows to his high-pitched screams that make you want to stab Mudvaynian (Josh D.) in the face with a letter opener - this album is one orgasmic song after another. Unholy Confessions is probably the most popular song off this album, and it's also one of the best. Chapter Four is always a must listen and the beginning of Eternal Rest is one of the greatest blasts of pure thrash ever put on record. Second Heartbeat is another classic, and then of course we get to the end all be all of classics - I Won't See You Tonight Part 1.
My dear holy Moses - this is perhaps my favorite song ever. Everything about it gives me goosebumps. The emotive vocals, the howling guitars, the dark, depressing lyrics. I'm not ashamed to say that seeing A7X perform this song live is one of the greatest experiences of my life.
Holy shit. Balls. | 5 | | Himsa Courting Tragedy and Disaster
Himsa is the greatest live band I have ever seen . Sure, they weren't the best sounding band, and they had little to no stage production, but goddamn the passion and intensity that comes through in their performance is just unmatched.
Pettibone hangs over the audience and sticks the mic practically down the fans' throats as he lets them scream the choruses of fan favorites from Courting Tragedy and Disaster like The Girl in Glass and Dominion.
Since Himsa almost always played in small clubs around the world, their shows always had an intimate feeling to them that you can't get with a lot of bigger bands filling up arenas.
Now, I know what I've written here hasn't really addressed this album, but I just can't manage to talk about Himsa without raving about their live show. While a lot of posters on here seem to favor their latest albums, Courting Tragedy and Disaster will always be my personal favorite. It was the first album I heard from them and one of the first metal bands I ever got into that had ZERO clean vocals. A lot of people say that their last two albums were more "metal," while this album has more metalcore influences. While that may be true in the riffs and such, I still think that this is one of the thrashiest/metal albums to ever be release. I really, really, really wish they would get back together. | 6 | | SikTh Death of a Dead Day
Everyone always praises SikTh for being one of the originators in the djent genre. I could barely give two shits about that, however, as this album is just so damn quirky from beginning to end. While they sound nothing like Queen at all, SikTh for me are the equivalent of Queen in the metal genre. They're just so crazy and out there, while still retaining relatively good song structure.
There's a good mixture of soft to heavy on this album, with some songs starting out as a ballad and then switching to a chaotic, schizophrenic mess by the end. There's isn't a song on this album that deserves to be skipped. Track 7 is a welcome/bizarre break from the chaos as the vocalists take turns screaming and groaning about mermaids or whatever shit these crazy bastards come up with. The last two songs, Another Sinking Ship and As the Earth Spins Around are the two most perfect songs to end the album, as the manic symphony that is SikTh comes to a satisfying end.
I was so damn bummed when the two vocalists left and the band broke up. Thank god they've decided to get back together sometime in the future and have another go at it. Hopefully Mikee and Justin will come back as well. | 7 | | Between the Buried and Me Colors
The greatest prog album ever.
That is all. | 8 | | All Shall Perish The Price of Existence
Call them deathcore all you want, no one can deny that on The Price of Existence, All Shall Perish deliver some of the heaviest, yet catchiest extreme metal out there. The thing that stands out most for me about this band is the vocalist. Their first album - Hate. Malice. Revenge. is one of the bigegst pieces of garbage I have ever heard. I attribute 100% of the fault to the vocalist. As soon as they Hermida joined the band, they went up to 11 in terms of awesomeness, as opposed to being just about a 2 in crappiness.
I'm not gonna talk about the tracks here. Partly because every song kicks about the same amount of ass, but also because I underestimated how much effort it takes to create a top ten list. So yeah... this is now turning into a Top 8 album.
BROOTAL METUHL!!!! | 9 | | Band Album | 10 | | Band Album | |
LTDA
04.25.12 | lol. What the hell is this GIRLS thing? I don't finish the list and this is the punishment?
Whatevs. | Graveyard
04.25.12 | I AM THE TABLE | Shuyin
04.25.12 | feature this shit! | MO
04.25.12 | lol terrible, though queen II is awesome | LTDA
04.25.12 | We are ALL the table, man. All of us. Although I think Shuyin is an armoire.
That's a compliment by the way. | LTDA
04.25.12 | "lol terrible, though queen II is awesome"
You gave a Default album a 3. Might want to consider killing yourself. | LTDA
04.25.12 | Hmmmm. Perhaps I should have thrown in a Metallica album in there somewhere. Might edit this later. | Trebor.
04.25.12 | greatest prog album lol
Have you even heard Camel | FearThyEvil
04.25.12 | Terrible | MO
04.25.12 | "You gave a Default album a 3. Might want to consider killing yourself."
OH GOOD ONE!! nostalia dude, used to rock that shit playing diablo 2 | ffs
04.25.12 | Greate Liste | LTDA
04.25.12 | That greatest prog album ever thing was thrown in there to partly make all the sputnik nerds gett butthurt.
It is MY favorite, however. | LTDA
04.25.12 | I'm just kidding MetallicOpeth!
I distinctly remember Default having a song in that terrible Stallone movie Drive. Good times. | ApplicationToHeaven
04.25.12 | you put way too much effort into this shitty attempt at trolling | downxbeat
04.25.12 | I AM THE TABLE [2]
I only like 7 off here. | LTDA
04.25.12 | Really not trolling. I can see how it might come across that way, though.
I genuinely love all of these albums.
And I've been on this site forever. I just rarely post or do lists or reviews. I'm considering doing a review in the future, though. | LTDA
04.25.12 | 7 out of 8 ain't that bad, down!
Unless you were being sarcastic. Then that'd be bad... | SCREAMorphine
04.25.12 | 2 is good, so is 9 and 10 | Rev
04.25.12 | these are pretty bad, js | Trebor.
04.25.12 | I feel bad for Queen | LTDA
04.25.12 | "so is 9 and 10"
You dirty son of a bitch. | ThunderNeutral21
04.25.12 | 2, 6 and 7 rule but the rest is obvi terrible and just the worst list | Rev
04.25.12 | did you by chance come straight from UG? | ThunderNeutral21
04.25.12 | lol he called the beatles shitty | Trebor.
04.25.12 | oh god UG | Gmork89
04.25.12 | Well they kind of are so... | MO
04.25.12 | ^^ whoa whoa watch it there | Rev
04.25.12 | "oh god UG"
the general userbase is awful but there's a bunch of regs that make my modding job worth it | Gmork89
04.25.12 | Sorry but I honestly can't stand them, I'm controversial I know :( | Trebor.
04.25.12 | They are pretty good for a pop band | Dimor
04.25.12 | Colors. Best Prog album ever.
ok
| LTDA
04.25.12 | The Beatles are really boring. | Trebor.
04.25.12 | how can someone who likes btbam call anything boring | Gmork89
04.25.12 | Their whole vibe makes me instantly depressed. | Rev
04.25.12 | BTBAM is awful | thumbcrusher
04.25.12 | list is so good only 8 albums are needed for a top 10 | LTDA
04.25.12 | BTBAM hate on sputnik. I'm shocked.
You can make fun of BTBAM's lack of cohesive songwriting and weird shit they do, but one thing you can't call them is boring. I like Opeth, but Opeth is far more boring than BTBAM. Opeth put on one of the worst live shows ever and just stand there like a bunch of scarecrows. | Gmork89
04.25.12 | Awful is a little much, they are pretty decent. | Trebor.
04.25.12 | yeah Opeth are boring too | Gmork89
04.25.12 | They are classier though. | MO
04.25.12 | "Their whole vibe makes me instantly depressed."
are you talking about the beatles? man some of the earliest lovey dovey hits rule | Rev
04.25.12 | nah, BTBAM are boring as hell | Dimor
04.25.12 | haha, If The Beatles make you depressed something is seriously wrong bro | DotEight
04.25.12 | #5 is awesome. Definitely not top 10 material, but in it's day that album kicked ass. | YetAnotherBrick
04.25.12 | dude seriously stop mentioning all the "elitist sputnik dbags," it brings down the credibility of the list more with each time you do. everyone's top 10 is different, and this is yours, so just tell us why and let that be the end of it. | Dimor
04.25.12 | "the beginning of Eternal Rest is one of the greatest blasts of pure thrash ever put on record."
ok | Twelve51
04.25.12 | I love me some Queen, but the rest of this looks like the type of stuff I was listening to when I was twelve. | LTDA
04.25.12 | Yeah. I'm sure you were listening to SikTh when you were 12.
Just because I don't listen to artists/bands that are considered by the mass public to be the greatest ever doesn't devalue my list. Not all of us can be pretentious tools that listen to Bob fucking Dylan.
I could see if my entire list consisted of Bullet for my Valentine or Atreyu or some bullshit. Avenged are the only borderline band that you could say you would have listened to in a listening booth in Hot Topic when you were twelve.
Other than that you make no fucking sense. | Gmork89
04.25.12 | "are you talking about the beatles? man some of the earliest lovey dovey hits rule"
Ya I meant the beatles, the time in my life where I heard the beatles a lot was extremely negative when I was a kid. I try to avoid them like the plague, I guess it's really not their fault haha. | LTDA
04.26.12 | Bump | Katechon
04.26.12 | Worst list ever. Except for Queen. | JokineAugustus
05.17.12 | Saying ASP's first album sucked because of the vocalist is bull shit. It wasn't bad to me, but if you like Hermida's vocals I dont see how you couldn't like the previous vocals. They were pretty similar. | Gwynbleiddsfang
05.17.12 | lol your picture.
| JohnnyoftheWell
05.17.12 | List is pretty awful, but I still have a soft spot for 1, you're right about it having a good blend |
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