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How To Select The Right Album Artwork For Your Band
1TesseracT
One


If you are a progressive metal band, possibly one that incorporates odd time signatures and 70 minute wankfests, then your album art needs to consist of random shapes because dude, octagons are fucking hardcore.
2Ludacris
Word of mouf


Let's say you're a rapper, luckily for you, the bar for album artwork in hip-hop is pretty low. simply scout your local starbucks for unemployed graphic designers (hint: look for white kids who dress like your grandma, only less cool) hook them up with your photo and bam! instant success.
3Vampire weekend
Contra


speaking of white kids who dress like grandmas, how do you create album artwork for your indie-alternative-blackened-crust-shoegaze band? chances are, if you're in such a band, you probably have photos of gay people from the 70's lying around. these photos usually inspire your fashion choices and sexual preferences, but superimpose your band name on one, and you've got some nifty album artwork. alternately, you could also have a slightly retarded child (if you're a hipster, this includes you and all your friends) draw a picture in crayon and use that.
4Motionless in white
Creatures


In Scenecore, the same rules that apply to band shirts also apply to album covers: cartoon dinosaurs with noodly appendages>everything else
5Nickelback
Dark Horse


if you're in a band that cites nickelback as a major influence, it would be best to slit your wrists with a chainsaw and take a photo of the bleeding stump, and then record your death as a bonus track. album will sell 25585958598479443 more copies that way.
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