EonblueApocalypse84
11.07.11 | You are a crazy crazy evil troll. Cats are evil, dirty little animals that should all be stoned to death. |
foxblood
11.07.11 | DOGS RULE CATS DROOL |
lucasjcockcroft
11.07.11 | fuckin hate cats, there evil, vile, and STUPID!! ;)
no, but seriusly, dogs>cats in every way. |
americanohno
11.07.11 | dogs are better cuz they can raised to kill |
FrankRedHot
11.07.11 | Cats are better than dogs.
They taste a hell of a lot better. |
Tikicobra
11.07.11 | You people all be trollin'. |
Relinquished
11.07.11 | I've seen a wolf kill a lynx so dogs are better |
Tyrael
11.07.11 | Most dogs can't curl up on your lap so yeah cats > dogs |
Acanthus
11.07.11 | Agree with OP |
Aids
11.07.11 | I love cats and dogs equally. I used to be a cat person but then I got a dog. Now I am neither, both fucking rule 5/5 |
Acanthus
11.07.11 | I've recently had to deal with many pairs of dumb as shit dogs, which is partially their owners fault, but the hate carries over. |
Hyperion1001
11.07.11 | cats rule |
EonblueApocalypse84
11.07.11 | Cat's are stupid. It has been proven that dogs are smarter. Cat's rarely learn from experience, they are all instinct.
They did tests where they put food on the end of a string behind a wall and the dogs all eventually learned which string had food. The cats never learned.
I have 2 cats. They are both dumb as a box of rocks and they keep me awake all night.
I wrote a song called "catshake" once about grinding them up into a shake. It begins with a rendition of the "I drink your milkshake" speech from "there will be blood", only in german...(don't ask why...)and of course... I drink your catshake instead.
I considered writing an entire concept album on the subject but then I got unstoned and simply laughed at the aweful techno/industrial crap I had produced the night before in reason.
Now I have a hilarious song to play for people when they ask me what sort of music my band plays. If I can keep a straight face it gets people really uncomfortable.
...cats suck |
Aids
11.07.11 | csb |
Ire
11.07.11 | Cats by Aids |
Tikicobra
11.07.11 | My cats are freaking idiots. Why do you think I love them so much? |
foreverendeared
11.07.11 | Cats are creepy. |
foreverendeared
11.07.11 | millipedes are idiots too, do you love them? |
Ovrot
11.07.11 | cats are the best |
BlueW
11.07.11 | cats are awesome sauce but nothing is better than the other |
EonblueApocalypse84
11.07.11 | on the other hand, they are a low enough life form that you dont have to feel bad about torturing them. I rubbed my sisters cats butthole with a corn husk for about 5 minutes and then poured rubbing alcohol on it. HILARIOUS! If I did that to a dog I would feel aweful.
Spinning them around by the tail and throwing them into the pool is fun too. |
Ovrot
11.07.11 | terrible troll |
foreverendeared
11.07.11 | lol |
Tikicobra
11.07.11 | Cats hate you. |
EonblueApocalypse84
11.07.11 | that's the weird thing, I will flat out punch my wifes cat square in the face and after rebounding stunned and shaken she gets back to her feet and starts purring and rubs all over me. It's absurd, I assume this means they enjoy punishment? |
toxin.
11.07.11 | I like cats but really, dogs are so much better |
foreverendeared
11.07.11 | Crazy little masochistic fuckers. |
EonblueApocalypse84
11.07.11 | tell you what though... they do NOT enjoy suffocation. Take my word for it... |
Trebor.
11.07.11 | I love my cats man |
foreverendeared
11.07.11 | They're just a bunch of pussies.
I'm slightly ashamed of resorting to this overused pun. |
BallsToTheWall
11.07.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-L6rEm0rnY
Are they now? |
IAmHollywood
11.07.11 | where the fuck is snowing's album
http://www.keepitfast.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/cover.jpg |
IAmHollywood
11.07.11 | animal abuse isn't a joke you sadistic pile of shit even if this is an alt I'll still say it |
RooseveltsGhost
11.07.11 | Consider these two statements.
"My cat is so awesome he acts like a dog"
"My dog is so awesome he acts like a cat"
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JWT155
11.07.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF2kjla_NbY&feature=relmfu |
Tikicobra
11.07.11 | I totally forgot to add Snowing's album to the list. |
Epilogue
03.10.23 | I like dogs. |
