Divine
10.13.11 | List is digs |
cb123
10.13.11 | Brunettes |
Kimm
10.13.11 | As a girl with red hair, I'm insulted. |
Leatherneck
10.13.11 | Brunettes |
foreverendeared
10.13.11 | Brunettes.
And we're only discussing natural hair color here Kimm. |
Kimm
10.13.11 | That wasn't specified. |
ShadowRemains
10.13.11 | brunettes |
Trebor.
10.13.11 | Brunettes usually |
Xplisit
10.13.11 | brunettes all day |
iFghtffyrdmns
10.13.11 | If they're old enough to smoke, they're old enough to smoke me. |
someguest
10.13.11 | brunettes for breeding
blondes for facial seeding |
Xplisit
10.13.11 | If they're old enough to choke, they're old enough to choke [on] me. |
BallsToTheWall
10.13.11 | Redheads clearly. |
someguest
10.13.11 | if there's fluff on the muff
o fuck it 12 is old enough |
JJwins
10.13.11 | brunettes |
Vesper
10.13.11 | "And we're only discussing natural hair color here Kimm."
Lol, as if half the blondes you see are "natural". |
iFghtffyrdmns
10.13.11 | hahahaha some of these are great
old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
old enough to be friends with my pedophilic neighbor's 14 year old daughter, old enough for him to jerk off to images of their bare feet behind their backs (wish I was kidding.........) |
someguest
10.13.11 | AS IF |
Zorak
10.13.11 | brunettes. |
Ovrot
10.13.11 | Brunettes |
Ovrot
10.13.11 | In china Too Young is just a name |
Divine
10.13.11 | ^ exactly |
BallsToTheWall
10.13.11 | albinos > all |
UnnamedOcean
10.13.11 | Brunettes just seem to be so much more attractive in most cases. |
iFghtffyrdmns
10.13.11 | "In china Too Young is just a name"
hahahahahahaha |
Trebor.
10.13.11 | Blonde swedish chicks are pretty hot though |
foreverendeared
10.13.11 | "Lol, as if half the blondes you see are "natural"."
And that's why we aren't discussing them. |
Relinquished
10.13.11 | "Blonde swedish chicks are pretty hot though"
this. and I'm biased towards redheads. |
Apollo
10.13.11 | redheads are the sexiest women alive |
ShadowRemains
10.13.11 | "Blonde swedish chicks are pretty hot though"
123 so hard, but in most other places, brunettes are the best |
Relinquished
10.13.11 | so glad I'm in sweden and with a redhead
I win at life |
Auschwitz
10.13.11 | Blonde swedish chicks are pretty hot though [2] |
ShadowRemains
10.13.11 | apparently u also win at death |
foreverendeared
10.13.11 | I bet she's super crazy! |
Relinquished
10.13.11 | lol shadow
the craziest |
Acanthus
10.13.11 | How is 1 btw, anyone know?
Brunettes sooooooo much. |
Hyperion1001
10.13.11 | brunettes all day |
Divine
10.13.11 | @Acanthus It's fucking amazing dude |
jimmykidd
10.13.11 | red heads, obviously. then brunettes |
UnnamedOcean
10.13.11 | One of my friends has the biggest thing for redheads, but I really don't see why. I don't see natural redheads who are pretty very often. |
Relinquished
10.13.11 | natural redheads without freckles all over most of their body are rare too. |
Deviant.
10.13.11 | "redheads are the sexiest women alive"
This. But out of the two, brunettes |
Acanthus
10.13.11 | @TheVoiceAndTheSnake - yeah I've started to give it a listen on youtube, this is different than my favorite E.P. (C is for...) but it's great just the same so far.
|
foreverendeared
10.13.11 | Christina hendricks is bringin back the redhead love
although I don't know why. I find her to be quite homely. |
Acanthus
10.13.11 | The redheads on campus (for they are many) are surprisingly varied, I admit to liking the freckles. |
ITsHxCTOASTER
10.13.11 | Brunettes are killing it here.
I think it depends on the person for sure but I guess overall I'll say brunettes |
Vesper
10.13.11 | "And that's why we aren't discussing them."
Just saying - I don't think a lot of you guys can tell if a woman's treated her hair or not, especially if it's more subtle like highlighting and tinting, so hair color doesn't really mean anything except whether it suits her or not. :P
Meh, lists like these just remind me that almost everyone on Sputnik is a white male. |
Hyperion1001
10.13.11 | I can always tell when a chick without natural black hair dyes it black.
The color always looks off. |
Deviant.
10.13.11 | Really isn't that hard to tell if she's showing off naturally or not |
Acanthus
10.13.11 | @Vesper - To me the darker tones more often than not fit the girl, but I am insanely biased as well as a white male |
Vesper
10.13.11 | Nah, if a woman's got a good hair stylist, it can be pretty hard to tell. Most people still think Christina Hendricks is a redhead, for one.
It looks gross when girls dye their hair black and their lighter color roots start showing. From afar, they look like they're balding. :s |
Relinquished
10.13.11 | yeah it's not that hard to tell.
and some of us aren't "white". |
Acanthus
10.13.11 | I suppose I've only met those with good stylists (except the majority of certain sororities), and as for the roots showing sometimes it gets this cool two-tone effect that I can really get into. |
Vesper
10.13.11 | I know ALL of you aren't "white", Relinquished. I'm not, clearly.
But when lists featuring female hair color preference are limited to tones that are only present in people of a particular European descent, then the perspective seems a bit narrow to me. Just sayin', dude.
/non-whitewoman |
Deviant.
10.13.11 | It never gets a cool two tone effect |
Vesper
10.13.11 | "this cool two-tone effect that I can really get into."
I think it looks fine when the roots are darker than the bleached/dyed color. It's just when you have, say, brown roots with stark black hair... it looks pretty bad. :/ |
foxblood
10.13.11 | red no doubt but between the two i couldn't care less, both are fine with me |
IAmHollywood
10.13.11 | brunettes |
MO
10.13.11 | brunettes |
foreverendeared
10.13.11 | I just prefer natural all the way. No make-up, no dye, no piercings (although nipple piercings are a turn on for me), no clothes, etc. |
UnnamedOcean
10.13.11 | Redheads tend to be grossly pale. |
Acanthus
10.13.11 | True, it's nice that there's so many color options for people if they dislike their own. |
Vesper
10.13.11 | "no clothes, etc."
Loled. |
foxblood
10.13.11 | pale girls are awesome man, better than grossly tan |
foreverendeared
10.13.11 | ^ |
Acanthus
10.13.11 | What you don't like the carrot girls???
(obvious sarcasm) |
UnnamedOcean
10.13.11 | "pale girls are awesome man, better than grossly tan"
I'm totally cool with pale, but redheads are not usually a good pale. |
Deviant.
10.13.11 | " pale girls are awesome man, better than grossly tan"
Agree, no one wants a sunbed baby |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | I like attractive women. |
FatChickIrl
10.13.11 | I like women with breasts mostly |
Jethro42
10.13.11 | What Angel said. |
ShadowRemains
10.13.11 | angel makes a valid point |
Trebor.
10.13.11 | I like 35 year olds |
FatChickIrl
10.13.11 | i like 3 5 year olds |
BallsToTheWall
10.13.11 | dont be a diddler what is this a child pageantry. USA USA USA |
Trebor.
10.13.11 | diddler on the roof |
foreverendeared
10.13.11 | lol |
taxidermist
10.13.11 | Some blondes are great looking, but brunette is preferred. |
BallsToTheWall
10.13.11 | This is a boy who genuinely loves pageantry. |
Trebor.
10.13.11 | yankee doodle |
Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
10.13.11 | all females are cunts anyway. but i'd say the former. yawn |
acorncheese
10.13.11 | lol white girls. |
JWT155
10.13.11 | Brunettes all the way. |
Banion
10.13.11 | Everytime this list is made it stings a little. But whatever not natural I guess. |
clercqie
10.13.11 | As I'm together with one, Brunettes.
Also, nice to 20. It's so underrated |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | Black, red or unnatural please.
Between the two brunette. |
sniper
10.13.11 | brunettes are way cuter. |
Divine
10.13.11 | And smarter |
botb
10.13.11 | brunettes alllll day. |
Banion
10.13.11 | Get faaaaaar more male attention as blonde compared to when I was red or brunette. Your all full of it. |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | It could just be that you look better blonde. |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | ^ excellent point...
Could also be that blonds are easier... that will get you more attention too js.
Quantity does not = quality. |
Piglet
10.13.11 | i saw this chick on the street the other day, she was african with badly dyed blonde hair.
bitches be crazyy. |
Banion
10.13.11 | I don't think that's it though. Blondes just stand out more, if your at a bar your going to notice the two girls with light hair compared to the ten with dark. |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | Guess it depends on your preferences or just how observant you are lol. |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | I don't agree banion as it is my least favorite however a chick that just rocks it makes it matter
less. |
Banion
10.13.11 | Oh come on a female is not more likely to put out because they're blonde that's just bull shit. |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | Yeah, sluts come in all colors. There's a lot more dead giveaways besides hair color, haha. |
ZippaThaRippa
10.13.11 | Brunettes forever. Fuck white girls get me that peanut butter skin color. |
Banion
10.13.11 | I can almost guarenttee you see blonde me sitting next to brunette me you'll notice blonde me first. And it has nothing to do with one looking more easy. Plus I mean, marilyn monroe, scarlett johansson. |
Trebor.
10.13.11 | Rashida Jones m/ |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | Yeah, but they're both hot and famous. And one has an amazing rack.
If I pay you more attention, it's because you're better looking or possibly better dressed, not specifically because you're blonde. |
Banion
10.13.11 | Nah I have equally pretty if not way more pretty friends who I'll go out with and I'll get hit on more, I can 100% say it's my hair. |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | Well, I can only speak for myself, of course. But at least the hair is working for you. |
ZippaThaRippa
10.13.11 | Also, you're being a bit modest, you are pretty cute. |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | Not redundant at all. |
Crysis
10.13.11 | Brunettes by a fucking mile |
EyesWideShut
10.13.11 | Burnettes..
European blondes are awesome, but American ones are annoying and dumb most of the time. |
Trebor.
10.13.11 | European blondes are awesome |
ZippaThaRippa
10.13.11 | As opposed to light black hair. |
UnnamedOcean
10.13.11 | Yeah, but European girls > American girls in most cases, sooo... |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | That's a really dumb assessment. |
ZippaThaRippa
10.13.11 | yeah. having been to 16 European countries, I can tell you that you're a fucking idiot. Europe is one of the most racially diverse places on earth. There is no such thing as 'European girls' |
Vesper
10.13.11 | "Not redundant at all."
Not at all. You can have warm or cool tone black hair.
Mine looks black normally, but it turns reddish if I go in the sunlight. |
ffs
10.13.11 | some girls look better blonde, some look better brunette, some look better redhead or whatever
what kind of colossal faggot judges the fuckability of a girl entirely by their hair colour |
ZippaThaRippa
10.13.11 | Black = dark. |
ffs
10.13.11 | im gay |
Vesper
10.13.11 | "Black = dark."
You would so fail art school. |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | "Not at all. You can have warm or cool tone black hair. Mine looks black normally, but it turns reddish if I go in the sunlight."
You and your goddamn nitpicking.
Mine's like so dark brown it's almost black. |
ZippaThaRippa
10.13.11 | "You would so fail art school."
Mostly because I can't stand pretentious nit-picking fuckstains. Dark =/= black but black = dark. squares, rectangles, that kinda thing |
Banion
10.13.11 | Vesper it was still kind of redundant considering all of the shades you just mentioned are still "dark" all black is dark. And
what ffs said, I'm not a fucking dumb whore bimbo because my hair is blonde thank you very much. And you can't say most
blondes are either brunettes are equally stupid or smart. Hair color had nothing to do with intelligence or personality. |
Kimm
10.13.11 | "Black, red or unnatural please.
Between the two brunette."
I MISS MY BLACK HAIR. :( |
Scoot
10.13.11 | sam's been both so i can't really get in trouble here |
Kimm
10.13.11 | "Black = dark"
Well yes, but
dark =/= black. |
EyesWideShut
10.13.11 | zippa=zippa... are u Zippermouth??? |
taxidermist
10.13.11 | Ban you're attractive either way, don't even trip :p |
Kimm
10.13.11 | Ban you're attractive either way, don't even trip [2]
No homo. |
ZippaThaRippa
10.13.11 | "Well yes, but
dark =/= black."
I BELIEVE I SAID THAT ALREADY BITCH
I am Zippermouth. I am Zip. I am Zippa. |
taxidermist
10.13.11 | Oh and Kim, you're red hair is awesoooooooome. |
Vesper
10.13.11 | Lol, calm down, dude. I am a "pretentious nit-picking fuckstain" because this is what I do for a living. I was just trying to point out this exactly: "Dark =/= black but black = dark"
Just like how you can have light blondes, dark/dirty blonde, light brunettes, dark brunettes... so andcas saying "dark black" wasn't redundant, although he could have picked a better way to describe it, like "pure neutral black", lol. |
Kimm
10.13.11 | MY APOLOGIES ZIP. BUT PLEASE DON'T SHOUT AT ME EVER AGAIN.
Thanks taxi, I can only wish it was natural :) |
Thane
10.13.11 | its a tough choice. tbh though, i've never been with a blonde. or wait i have, sort of. i dont know. swedish blondes i guess. |
Banion
10.13.11 | Whether I am or not doesn't matter, what bugs me it people who say shit like this,
"European blondes are awesome, but American ones are annoying and dumb most of the time."
American blondes have equal intelligence as American brunettes. That was just a fucking retarded pointless comment. |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | Shut up, pretentious nitpicking fuckstain. |
Kimm
10.13.11 | So much hostility, oh my goodness. |
Vesper
10.13.11 | Nooooooooooo!!! >:O |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | "That wad just a fucking retarded pointless comment."
That's what most of these threads are. Like Sputnik knows jack-shit about women. |
TheEnigma
10.13.11 | "European blondes are awesome, but American ones are annoying and dumb most of the time."
Probaby an unneccary comment, but I think what was being referred to is the stereotypical blondes you see in movies and you know...Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag. The bleached-blonde Playboy Mansion girls...let's all take everything with a grain of salt, shall we? |
TheEnigma
10.13.11 | Like Sputnik knows jack-shit about women. [2] |
Banion
10.13.11 | I guess that's true lol.
Kimm we never went shisha smoking. |
taxidermist
10.13.11 | Oh, didn't read that one. But enough of the hostility.
EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN, I got this. |
Kimm
10.13.11 | "Kimm we never went shisha smoking. "
I know, we'll have to get on that. I have a whopping six days off in a row pretty soon. |
Divine
10.13.11 | a yellow submarine a yellow submarine |
ZippaThaRippa
10.13.11 | Fuck that shit. |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | "Oh come on a female is not more likely to put out because they're blonde that's just bull shit."
I was joking...
"I can almost guarenttee you see blonde me sitting next to brunette me you'll notice blonde me first."
Depends on how you present yourself... brunette you wearing some hot librarian glasses? |
Vesper
10.13.11 | You forget that Ban and I are srs feminists, omni. Very serious. We have no sense of humor when women are being objectified based on their hair color. ;) |
Kimm
10.13.11 | lol am I the only female on Sputnik that isn't a feminist? |
anarchistfish
10.13.11 | Brunettes |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | "what kind of colossal faggot judges the fuckability of a girl entirely by their hair colour"
I'm honestly assuming that when you ask which hair color you're taking about the genetic package that comes with it. Red = predominantly Italian, Irish and Scottish. Black typically darker skin tone e.g. asian, Indian, Sicilian etc.
I know this is an ultra small sampling for what I mean but I'm going to assume you know what I'm saying here.
As for you Bal how often do you get hit on with your natural hair color? |
Divine
10.13.11 | Someone comment on my digs yo |
Banion
10.13.11 | "You forget that Ban and I are srs feminists, omni. Very serious. We have no sense of humor when women are being objectified based on their hair color. ;)"
Yes, serious feminists. Haha.
And idk omnipanzer, I don't see any bal's here only ban's.
|
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | love 13, 15, 18 and 19 sir. |
Hyperbore
10.13.11 | "Whether I am or not doesn't matter, what bugs me it people who say shit like this, "European blondes are awesome, but American ones are annoying and dumb most of the time." American blondes have equal intelligence as American brunettes."
Sure doesn't look that way. |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | "And idk omnipanzer, I don't see any bal's here only ban's."
Sorry, I get your names mixed up. ;^P |
NightProwler
10.13.11 | Blondes. Tall, chesty.
She's gotta be tall when you're above 6 feet 8" |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | "Sure doesn't look that way."
Cultural divide has nothing to do with intelligence. You can dislike nuances of american women and even base it on hair color but saying one has more intelligence is incorrect. |
anarchistfish
10.13.11 | you know, I say brunettes but when I look back at my past blondes are more predominant so idk what's going on |
Divine
10.13.11 | I'm 6'10 NightProwler, so I know how you feel. |
NightProwler
10.13.11 | Damn, then you're just about 1 or 2 centimeters taller than I am! |
Hyperbore
10.13.11 | omni, the subtle divisionary nuances of follicular pigmentation among bla bla bla doesn't change the fact that Banion's made a fool out of herself, thus proving that blondes are indeed dumb as bricks |
Banion
10.13.11 | Sure people on Sputnik get in fights over pointless subjects all the time and I'M the unintelligent one for joining in once. |
PurpleDino
10.13.11 | it depends how hot they are. |
Bandido
10.13.11 | Brunettes! |
Banion
10.13.11 | Btw naturally brunette. |
Hyperbore
10.13.11 | additionally since you stated that cultural divide has nothing to do with intelligence, what are you suggesting does? genetics? that's racist, and btw hair color is genetic not cultural |
Hyperbore
10.13.11 | that's right Banion
cuz you're blonde |
NightProwler
10.13.11 | If people didn't get into fights on Sputnik, things would be a lot duller around here. Just saying. |
FatChickIrl
10.13.11 | "Yeah, sluts come in all colors."
They are equal in my book |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | The best chicks have wieners. |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | Sorry Banion but blond vs brunette isn't important enough for me to agree with you.
I once met a hot redhead with the same name as me... I was truly stumped as to whether I should ask her out or not. On one hand it's weird but then it's kind of hot and I mean come on... red hair. |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | chicks have wieners. |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | "and I mean come on... red hair."
Copper not strawberry fucking blond. |
Divine
10.13.11 | This needs to be featured |
someguest
10.13.11 | "Meh, lists like these just remind me that almost everyone on Sputnik is a white male."
And yet you still stick around. We know the truth. |
Thanatopsis
10.13.11 | The answer is C. Redheads. |
taxidermist
10.13.11 | The girl from 50/50 with the red hair...UGH so hot. |
someguest
10.13.11 | people who say redheads are just looking for attention
quit trying to be different you're just like everyone else |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | "people who say redheads are just looking for attention"
A girlfriend I had hated the attention, she would get stared at everywhere we went like she was black in an all white town (totally seen this too). People would walk up and touch her hair without permission. People are fucking weird man. |
Vesper
10.13.11 | "And yet you still stick around. We know the truth."
Lol, what truth?
I stick around because Sputnik's entertaining and has some great users, in spite of its often frustratingly heteronormative, Western hegemonic, male-minded userbase. :] |
someguest
10.13.11 | re-read what I said @ omni |
someguest
10.13.11 | "Lol, what truth?"
uh, you like us. |
Banion
10.13.11 | "Sorry Banion but blond vs brunette isn't important enough for me to agree with you."
What's a more important argument? GOD IS REAL! ANAL IS GROSS! Those are the only two arguments that I've seen carry on to past 100 comments. |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | I fuckin' hate fake bitches.
list = bm digs |
Vesper
10.13.11 | "uh, you like us"
Yeah, that's the simpler version of what I said, haha. |
someguest
10.13.11 | i quit reading after that ahhaha |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-eKfQoUsiQY&feature=related |
someguest
10.13.11 | androg pop punk kid @ correct |
Kimm
10.13.11 | T/F
GOD IS REAL! [T]
ANAL IS GROSS! [F] |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | "re-read what I said @ omni"
That's why I didn't quote you in entirety. It just sent me off on a mental side-bar.
"What's a more important argument? GOD IS REAL! ANAL IS GROSS! Those are the only two arguments that I've seen carry on to past 100 comments."
Holy shit Banion... for me, I meant for me.
I simply meant that I like neither enough to identify with what you are saying. If I don't care then there are others too as original thought is rare.
Can we be friends now? I DON'T LIKE CONFRONTATION! |
Banion
10.13.11 | Yes Kimm we all know you like anal. (; |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | "GOD IS REAL! [T]
ANAL IS GROSS! [F]"
Uh Oh |
someguest
10.13.11 | lol kimm
your pastor would be ashamed lmfao |
Vesper
10.13.11 | @Ban - Only in the context of the holy matrimony of marriage. |
taxidermist
10.13.11 | lol |
Banion
10.13.11 | Haha yes we can be friends omni! |
someguest
10.13.11 | must have ring on finger before weiner in anus |
Divine
10.13.11 | Unless your Jewish |
someguest
10.13.11 | or catholic |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | "Haha yes we can be friends omni!"
Cool but you're wrong. |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | And on the seventh day, God said "Let there be butt play!" And so there was, and it was good. |
Banion
10.13.11 | In the mood for confrontation, come at me. |
Vesper
10.13.11 | Didn't God rain down fire on Sodom, Kimm...? |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | last one was a joke Banion. |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | I don't know, but I fucking love Agent Orange. |
someguest
10.13.11 | ^ |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | And on the seventh day, God said "Let there be butt play!" And so there was, and it was good. and sometimes bad as accidents will happen. |
DeadBeat
10.13.11 | wtf |
Relinquished
10.13.11 | "people who say redheads are just looking for attention"
yeah cuz that makes sense |
Relinquished
10.13.11 | man you guys comment fast |
Divine
10.13.11 | In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile Services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not Pre-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1. |
Kimm
10.13.11 | "Didn't God rain down fire on Sodom, Kimm...?"
Let's not start.
Sorry, sometimes I comment thinking people will over-look what I said...and then they don't. |
Vesper
10.13.11 | I was just joking, Kimm. ;)
Sputnik knows as much about religion as they do about women, so I prefer not to get into "discussions" on here. |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | Nothing holier than butt sex if you ask me. |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | "Sputnik knows as much about religion as they do about women, so I prefer not to get into "discussions" on here."
I would challenge that. |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | "Nothing holier than butt sex if you ask me."
Make ya see god! |
TheMushuPork
10.13.11 | I can't have both? |
Vesper
10.13.11 | Andcas and omni, you guys are alright. :)
Don't try and defend Sputnik as a whole when it comes to religious discussions, though. From the threads I've seen here, it almost always goes to shit, really fast, with people using anecdotal experience to condemn religion or support it. I'm not too interested in the aspect of "does God exist" either, but rather, historical and social effects, which aren't really explored on here, except saying something dumb like Christianity is bad because it makes people kill people. |
TheMushuPork
10.13.11 | How the hell did this go from Blond or Brunette to religion? Oh right, its the internet. |
Divine
10.13.11 | There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5. |
Vesper
10.13.11 | My boyfriend and I are long-distance, andcas. :'( |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | Let's get back on topic. At least my random quips were at least somewhat pertinent. |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | there are some blonds I would choose over brunettes but mostly brunettes. |
Yazz_Flute
10.13.11 | I usually think of myself as going for brunettes but my girlfriend is blonde so |
Maniac!
10.13.11 | Mmmmm redheads |
AngelofDeath
10.13.11 | They're all pink on the inside; am I right lol? |
Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
10.13.11 | |
Valerius
10.13.11 | blonde > red > black > brunette |
Maniac!
10.13.11 | Also brunettes.
Brunettes who dye their hair blonde should be ashamed |
Yuma310
10.13.11 | everyone who got invloved with the conversation that involves this post "this cool two-tone effect that I can really get into." is either gay or women |
Divine
10.13.11 | Nice Yuma310 |
Valerius
10.13.11 | Yeah, natural hair color, please. I don't like dyed hair but 99.9% of women dye their hair. So...tough shit I guess. Women will be women. |
Valerius
10.13.11 | On that note, though: The best way I have found to tell a persons natural hair color, is their eyebrows. The eyebrows retain most of the color from childhood/adolescence. |
TheNotrap
10.13.11 | both |
Divine
10.13.11 | Talkin about natural colors here |
BallsToTheWall
10.13.11 | Who gives the least struggle? Let's ask ben Roethlisberger. |
omnipanzer
10.13.11 | The doped one, scientific fact. |
ShadowRemains
10.13.11 | so i just read back, and holy shit some of you guys are retarded |
Divine
10.13.11 | A blonde with hot legs? or A brunette with big breasts? |
someguest
10.14.11 | GREY AND STRINGY |
ShadowRemains
10.14.11 | "Nothing holier than butt sex if you ask me."
add another "l" to holier and also true |
someguest
10.14.11 | speaking of butt sex
where has hawks been |
ShadowRemains
10.14.11 | he got buttfucked off the site |
Vesper
10.14.11 | "add another "l" to holier and also true"
wut
"Hollier"? |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | HobertRollier |
someguest
10.14.11 | that's a user here Vesper.
"he got buttfucked off the site"
dave can be rough |
Vesper
10.14.11 | Oh, okay. I thought Shadow was trying to make a bad pun, lol. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | He uses the account Motiv3 now. |
Crysis
10.14.11 | "add another "l" to holier and also true"
wut
"Hollier"?"
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4914/2ebg8rm.jpg
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Crysis
10.14.11 | fuk angel you beat me you nig nog |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | Haha. Just gonna delete my link since it broke the page. |
ShadowRemains
10.14.11 | never gets old |
Crysis
10.14.11 | brings the lulz every time |
Relinquished
10.14.11 | golden age of the site |
Crysis
10.14.11 | only a fond memory now |
Vesper
10.14.11 | It's okay, Kyle. You had a sexier, more streamlined link.
Anyway, I'm done being a relatively new user now, lol.
/ hollierinitiate |
ShadowRemains
10.14.11 | a time long since forsaken |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/tagged/the_lonely_death_of_Robert_Hollier |
Crysis
10.14.11 | that one with porch is fucking brilliant |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | Yeah, I laughed pretty hard reading that one again. |
ShadowRemains
10.14.11 | "hollier reporting live from the scene
there's black people everywhere, it's just awful" |
Relinquished
10.14.11 | why did the mods have to ban trickter and kount |
Crysis
10.14.11 | don't think kount is banned he posts every once in a while to neg a review |
ShadowRemains
10.14.11 | goddammit kyle GET OUTTA MAH HEAD |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | "Anyway, I'm done being a relatively new user now, lol."
Nope, still a newbie. |
Vesper
10.14.11 | Relinquished
10.13.11
[Report this Post] golden age of the site
Crysis
10.13.11
[Report this Post] only a fond memory now
'Aspergian males in their 20’s who are addicted to cough syrup and reminisce about the “old days”'
Loled. |
Vesper
10.14.11 | But I get the joke now, Angel!!!1! ;~; |
Wolfhorde
10.14.11 | There you are for the last read before going to bed and didn't expect THAT. |
Crysis
10.14.11 | the cough syrup makes me feel like a jaded old man |
ShadowRemains
10.14.11 | needs more spicstergmex |
Relinquished
10.14.11 | I know kount isn't banned but his mains were and that sucked |
someguest
10.14.11 | you don't know kit brown either
the "if it's metal it rules" guy |
Wolfhorde
10.14.11 | Maybe you are, Kyle. You just don't know it... yet. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | Lol. SpicsterGMex. Still laugh just seeing that name.
We did plenty of reminiscing in that Dethtrasher thread lol. |
Crysis
10.14.11 | rasputin and count and charles and trickster are all the same amirite |
ShadowRemains
10.14.11 | grigori's been coming on here a bit more recently |
Relinquished
10.14.11 | crimson and crysis are all the same amirite |
Crysis
10.14.11 | chan said so must be true then |
Yuma310
10.14.11 | jus keppin it real 25 hours a day hell yeah |
ShadowRemains
10.14.11 | http://oi54.tinypic.com/29uu1co.jpg
guess i failed or sumthing |
lancebramsay
10.14.11 | Redhead>Black Hair>Brunette>Blonde>Ugly ass neon colors |
Crysis
10.14.11 | hahahaha forgot about that guess im a fag or something idk |
Vesper
10.14.11 | Who would use Kyle as a placeholder friend? :[ |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | ALBINOS FAP FAP |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | Kyle's mom is a big fat bitch, the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. |
Crysis
10.14.11 | that was back in like 2007 when i wrote shitty reviews so i guess thats why |
Vesper
10.14.11 | Angel loves fat bitches. |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | Nah that's me.. Although 10 to 25 pounds over is my specialty. |
Vesper
10.14.11 | Lol, I'll have to go read those, Kyle.
Any unmitigated Insomnium fanboy reviews? |
someguest
10.14.11 | it happens when you grow up in a trailer park |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | More cushion for the pushin'. Fat chicks are kind of like mopeds: fun to ride until your friends see you. |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | I hate skinny girls tbh, even when im watching porn, which is often. |
Vesper
10.14.11 | Skinny girls look weird in porn. Especially when it's from behind and you can see their pelvic bones sticking out their butts. |
someguest
10.14.11 | lmfao angel
great analogy |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | A little meat is good, but there's definitely a limit lol. |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | I've tapped a 2/10 and she was relatively kind of short and fat....I dont regret it though. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | You seem relatively proud. |
Vesper
10.14.11 | Hm... those rating scales never mean anything. What would Snooki be on your scale, Balls? I need a point of reference. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | You're asking the wrong person to rate Snooki. |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | People go on and on about 10s, personally I dont give a shit what girl I bang or bangign a girl at all for that matter due to my general apathy.
doesn't matter about Snookie, id still probaly do her even if she is a troll, than due to my indifference id walk out midway and go to waffle house. |
Vesper
10.14.11 | Your hand does come with much less drama and baggage, so I understand, Balls. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | "due to my indifference id walk out midway and go to waffle house."
Hahahahaha. Man, I love Waffle House. |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | The only things that truly bring me happiness are waffles, metal, and free weights. Im tire of all this PC corporate bullshit, I want to retire in a woodland community.
I still say we form a metal community/bar/restaurant/venue/hangout in America's oldest town. |
Vesper
10.14.11 | "I still say we form a metal community/bar/restaurant/venue/hangout in America's oldest town."
My life dream, but... Jamestown, Virginia? |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | Yeah, plus the Helvete-type record store like I mentioned earlier. With my encyclopedic knowledge of all things edible and alcoholic as well as metal, how could we fail? |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | St. Augustine |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | St Augustine,Florida Vesper.
It's simple Angel, we couldnt fail. With our leadership, charisma, devilish good looks, my Napoleonic personality and your tall stature we cant fail |
Vesper
10.14.11 | Ah, I see, pre-colonial settlement.
I thought you hated Florida, though, Balls.
I'm going to form my own in New York City, and we'll compete!!
Also, isn't the space Helvete used to occupy a bakery now? Reminds me of that thread where we came up with kvlt names for baked goods. |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | The south is gay but central and north Florida is good. Central is lively and cool, north is grim as fuck. Like The Shadow Over Innsmouth Grim. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | Not enough trees in NYC for your shit to be kvlt, bro. |
foreverjohndeered
10.14.11 | fuck yeah ladies |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | Hipstercide would certainly happen if we formed a top tier establishment there. |
ev0ken
10.14.11 | brunettes all day
[2] |
Vesper
10.14.11 | There's plenty of Satan in NYC to make up for the lack of trees, bro. LIBERALS!
Part of the reason for bringing the metal back to Brooklyn, is because the hipsters have driven out/replaced a lot of the original alt scene here. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | Missing one key thing, though. |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | It's still NYC. AS interested as I am in visiting there FUCK THE JETS,METS,GIANTS,YANKEES,KNICKS(Buffalo is cool), and RANGERS. |
Vesper
10.14.11 | Well, you'll just have to move up here, Angel.
Lol, sure, Balls. You should still visit. :)
The last time I was into American sports teams was when I lived in LA during the height of Lakers glory. Then they became total assholes, apparently, haha. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | I have a lot of ties to this city. Not to mention I love it here. Not entirely against visiting, though. |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | Philly still takes the cake for biggest asshole fanbase. |
Vesper
10.14.11 | Nah, I know you love Hotlanta.
As much as I like living here, I actually pine after London the most, but moving out of the country is a bit out of the question at this point in my life, haha.
"Not entirely"? So what DO you have against visiting? Lol.
I've never met a Philly sports fan. Probably for the better. |
ShadowRemains
10.14.11 | Vancouver, B.C.
home of Blasphemy |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | Nothing at all. There are a lot of restaurants I'd like to go to in NYC (like WD50). I'm ready to go back to Tokyo, though. Ready for those free plane tickets. |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | People get beaten to death in the parking lot, kids get puked on by roudy fans, people boo cancer awareness ads with Sidney Crosby on it, etc. Either way I need a climate shift soon. |
ZippaThaRippa
10.14.11 | "Yeah, plus the Helvete-type record store like I mentioned earlier. With my encyclopedic knowledge of all things edible and alcoholic as well as metal, how could we fail?"
This is the greatest idea anyone has ever had |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | It's gonna be a super group coalition, Thomas Jefferson will be proud of us. |
ZippaThaRippa
10.14.11 | Restaurant/bar/record store/band hangout. Awww shit |
Hyperion1001
10.14.11 | i want to open up a record store/cafe venue in an old church fuck yea m/ |
ZippaThaRippa
10.14.11 | then you burn it down |
Vesper
10.14.11 | I'd definitely like to see Tokyo someday (KNOW THY ENEMY), so if the Japanese tourism agency really does implement that free ticket thing, I am so down for it. What's a little radiation poisoning to a painter? Lol.
That sounds fucking awful, Balls... makes me never want to move there. :/
But, seriously, a Sputnik-operated metal community would be awesome. We'd also need a small venue space to have bands play. |
Hyperion1001
10.14.11 | i told you id fucking quit college and come up there |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | Of course vesper in addition to a gym installment. Me and Zach will be head trainers around there shaping up all these pansy metallers who sing about Valhalla but can't actually pick up a empty keg. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | Yeah, looking good is pretty essential. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | Maybe work in some clothing and teach people how to dress while we're at it. |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | practice the value of good breath, confidence and creeping with swag. |
Vesper
10.14.11 | I actually want to buy an abandoned warehouse and renovate it.
Basement: Venue and practice rooms
Ground floor: Metal restaurant and a more laid back pub/lounge area for everyone to hang out, record store, Until the Light Bakes Us bakery (lol)
First floor: Office space to run all this shit, gym?
The rest of the floors above that will be living spaces for musicians, artists, etc. worthy of the metal brotherhood (and sisterhood!)
Rooftop: Forest
YES. m/ |
aok
10.14.11 | so much this ^^ |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | lol rooftop forest |
Hyperion1001
10.14.11 | i really would dig that i've wanted to live in a community like that forever |
BallsToTheWall
10.14.11 | Outdoor forest shower like the one in Brunswick Georgia's hippie commune. |
Vesper
10.14.11 | Yeah, that's my solution to your complaint of the lack of trees in NYC, Angel, haha.
The idea would also be to offer the living spaces/studios at rates much reduced than you would typically get in NYC, so as to encourage creative types to live there. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | Yeah, gotta throw those penniless artists a bone. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | I should know since I am one.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gknGDCi5Bm0/TfauyMRSjsI/AAAAAAAABTI/SyJTNs_pqNQ/s1600
/pea+jelly++banana+and+lime+ice+cream.jpeg |
Vesper
10.14.11 | :o
I'm hungry. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | Wish I could help you lol. I'm afraid I can only offer my advice and condolences from this vantage. |
Vesper
10.14.11 | Just be glad I don't live near you. I'd be trying to get free food off you all the time, hahaha. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | Haha, might work out ok. I don't think I'd be against trading food for art. |
Vesper
10.14.11 | Yeah, I'm sure we could strike a deal. I use art as bartering material and gifts because I'm too poor to buy things for my friends, haha. |
AngelofDeath
10.14.11 | Mine doesn't work so well for bartering most of the time. Does have its other benefits, though. |
Divine
10.18.11 | Might work, dunno |
someguest
10.18.11 | cheesus rice |
BallsToTheWall
10.18.11 | Reduced rates........dont think that will work. |