Trebor.
09.01.11 | Waif Me |
Ovrot
09.01.11 | Waif Me
lol |
DominionMM1
09.01.11 | Yeah, that was Wal-Mart's doing |
Ovrot
09.01.11 | I feel like waifing someone |
gotsthedewsdood
09.01.11 | pumped up kicks from foster the people has the word "bullets" and "gun" censored on the radio.
not as weird as the ones you listed but still strange. |
Trebor.
09.01.11 | The weirdest one to me is censoring "shirt" |
DominionMM1
09.01.11 | It took the local rock radio station 15+ years to edit the "shit, blood and cum on my hands" line from Prison Sex. |
Ovrot
09.01.11 | I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that butt you got makes me so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupie
I've seen them dancin'
To hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
Then turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
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Ovrot
09.01.11 | So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sister, I can't resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got back! |
Trebor.
09.01.11 | Shat shit isn't in the database |
YetAnotherBrick
09.01.11 | Hi kids! Do you like Primus? |
Ovrot
09.01.11 | FUCK YEAH I DO |
climactic
09.01.11 | john by lil wayne has "chopper" censored |
Pharoh
09.01.11 | I waif myself |
FromDaHood
09.01.11 | I can't say I'm too surprised about menage a trois getting censored to be honest. |
Obfuscation24
09.01.11 | what does that foreign speak mean |
DeathByDaydream
09.01.11 | the shirt one was censored because "what you've got under your shirt" refers to a gun i think, and they thought the whole phrase was too much to take out probably. |
DeathByDaydream
09.01.11 | lol at the god save the queen one. censorship is idiocy. |
Trebor.
09.01.11 | MTV was racist as fuck back then
I have a dream? come on |
theashesfromautumn01
09.01.11 | cencorship is stupid and that teenagers song is so fucking annoying. that i have a dream censor is crazy though. whaats MTV got against MLKjr? |
gotsthedewsdood
09.02.11 | mtv seems to have something against music videos nowadays. |
Trebor.
09.02.11 | They wouldn't even show Michael Jackson videos back in the day |
psykonaut
09.02.11 | waif me my friend |
Sowing
09.02.11 | lol waif me |
Trebor.
09.02.11 | Waif me is why I made this list |
FearThyEvil
09.02.11 | Where the fuck do they get waif me? |
Jozh
09.02.11 | waif: a person, especially a child, who has no home or friends. |
tkxxx7
09.02.11 | "God Save The Queen was banned for referring to the Queen as a "fascist regime" which kind of proves it was a fascist regime"
you would fail a logic class so miserably |
Trebor.
09.02.11 | It was a joke |
Spec
09.02.11 | 7
Lol irony. |
tkxxx7
09.02.11 | "It was a joke"
I figured but still |
Apollo
09.02.11 | waif me fucking lol |
Trebor.
09.03.11 | waif me my friend |
someguest
09.03.11 | The local rock station here still plays "Bulls On Parade" uncensored almost daily.
GET THE FUCK OFF THE COMMODE |