KimmsightMatters: Kimm'sLightChatter

AfterTheBreakdown 06.28.11	get on tinychat they're talking about you
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	Seriously. Tell me about your day.
JimCarrey 06.28.11	Glad you had fun
BallsToTheWall 06.28.11	Selling knives in peoples homes? W.W.J.D Kim,,,,for shame......for shame.Fan me down and call me Bella.
mariothehedgehog 06.28.11	wow 1's like the best thing you've ever put on a list
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	Lol Tinychat. I've heard of some of the conversations you guys have. Like how I'm the last girl on Sputnik any of you would bang. That's okay, I dun need you guys.
Obfuscation24 06.28.11	id bang you before id bang mappy if that makes you feel any better
AfterTheBreakdown 06.28.11	join for a bit They were talking about how much they wanted you.
pizzamachine 06.28.11	You would be a welcome addition Kimm.
JimCarrey 06.28.11	You need us. We need you
FromDaHood 06.28.11	i'd bang mappy before kimm. No offense.
Obfuscation24 06.28.11	lol
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	Lol Obfusc. I appreciate that. And I can't cone to Tinychat at the moment, sorry. Last time I was in I pretended to be Sonic.
bringonthebreakdown 06.28.11	so you work at cutco?
Lakes 06.28.11	ha i get that fdh
AfterTheBreakdown 06.28.11	There is always time.
TomArnoldsArmpit 06.28.11	"Last time I was in I pretended to be Sonic." So you just wrote "RUSH TRUE ROCKERS RUSH RUSH TRUE ROCKERS RUSH RUSH" over and over again?
Ovrot 06.28.11	that job is from vector isn't it?
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	*come to Tinychat
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	I said sup bitches then I said RUSH then I said /m/ then said it was actually me and then I left. It wasn't that cool. And yes! I am working for Vector selling CUTCO products.
FromDaHood 06.28.11	You could easily commit murder. try it some time.
Ovrot 06.28.11	DON'T WORK FOR VECTOR Bad idea bro. Also, since we're on the subject I'd bang you first too kimm.
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	Why not work for Vector? I build my own schedule so I can keep doing my other job and doing whatever it is I do in my spare time. Seriously though I'm texting my mom and she's like telling me how stupid I am for going into strangers' houses and showing them knives.
BallsToTheWall 06.28.11	forming some kind of right wing christian militia are we Kim?
mariothehedgehog 06.28.11	Those knives are pretty lol.
Ovrot 06.28.11	because vector will shit on you
FromDaHood 06.28.11	She uses the vectors to perform abortion
scorpionatorizer 06.28.11	show me your jacket bitch
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	No I just got a call saying someone recommeded me for the job so I went in for an interview and figured i'd give it a shot.
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	What do you mean Ov?
DiceMan 06.28.11	Dude my brother just got a job at vector doing the exact same thing and it sounds supershady to me... care to explain more as to how/why they shit on you?
Uranium 06.28.11	Yeah but they give anyone and everyone that job. It is a dog eat dog pyramid scheme that a lot of people get screwed over by, from what I have heard. Not hatin just sayin.
Ovrot 06.28.11	they will literaly shit on you
Ovrot 06.28.11	yeah but basically what uranium said
North0House2 06.28.11	Lol, selling knives. At least you have a job. I'm such a bum, can't afford crap...
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	Maybe. But it might be worth a shot right? What are the odds of getting stabbed in a person's home? Like...who asks for a CUTCO representative to come to their house just so they can stab them? Lol.
AfterTheBreakdown 06.28.11	Thats what they want u to think kimm.
Ovrot 06.28.11	You're an independent contractor with them. So be warned.
Josh D. 06.28.11	My right elbow hurts.
someguest 06.28.11	i hope to god you didn't get a job with good 'ol pyramid scheme Vector
Satellite 06.28.11	"I said sup bitches then I said RUSH then I said /m/ then said it was actually me and then I left. It wasn't that cool." bahaha that's honestly pretty funny
Trebor17 06.28.11	Vector called me once. I told them to fuck off.
someguest 06.28.11	next she's going to get a job with Amway
Josh D. 06.28.11	"Today I sang and danced in a field. Even though I can't sing or dance. It was a lot of fun." This is your brain off drugs? Holy shit.
Spec 06.28.11	I already booked you.
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	Lol I had a good day. But suddenly I feel discouraged about my new job...
Spec 06.28.11	ouch
someguest 06.28.11	I couldn't get a job with Vector. Something about violence...
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	Lol Steve I'm not coming to your house.
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	Wtfff should I do? I'm scheduled for training next week but I don't get paid for it...but it seems like easy money!
Spec 06.28.11	Do it. It's funny.
someguest 06.28.11	Didn't you think it was a little too easy to get this job?
Trebor17 06.28.11	My friend worked for Vector for like a month. Now she gives massages
Josh D. 06.28.11	A friend of mine did something similar. He never sold anything, therefore never made money.
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	Someguest - yeah a little, but I always have opportunities thrown at me. It's just how my life works.
Spec 06.28.11	It's called being a Grasmeyer.
AfterTheBreakdown 06.28.11	You don't get paid for training? FUCK THAT.
sifFlammable 06.28.11	u'd probably make decent money if you were higher in the pyramid scheme but even then its such a nasty job
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	Josh - there's a base pay rate so even if I don't sell anything I still make money.
Josh D. 06.28.11	You could sell your body by the hour, I heard that's fun.
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	"It's called being a Grasmeyer" Pretty much.
Aids 06.28.11	god damn it i would post a list at the same time at Kimm. You guys my list is about music. fucking Jaga Jazzist man best music ever check yoself before you wreck yoself.
KimmsightMatters 06.28.11	Yeah Josh? What would you pay?
Uranium 06.29.11	wear more revealing clothes when you sell. I can almost guarantee a a 33% increase in sales. Simple economics.
Josh D. 06.29.11	AT LEAST 16 euro.
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	What's that worth in Canadian money? Like two bucks?
Trebor17 06.29.11	It would be more because Canadian money is worth less.
Josh D. 06.29.11	I don't know, I'm not a mathemagician.
someguest 06.29.11	yeah i'd probably buy a knife or two with extreme cleveage
Trebor17 06.29.11	16 euros is 22.41 Canadian dollars
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	I'm genuinely Kimmfuuzed now, thanks for that.
Josh D. 06.29.11	I mean, I didn't specify what you would be selling your body for. Like it could be posing for art classes or you could be a session musician for art rock bands themed after Scott Stapp's hair style.
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	$22.41 won't get you very far by the hour.
Josh D. 06.29.11	High priced, eh? Better come with a steak.
AfterTheBreakdown 06.29.11	Wear more revealing clothes? Thats a good way to get raped on the job.
Uranium 06.29.11	it's a good way to get attention. i usually just slam the door when i see a mormon or people trying to sell me stuff.
omnipanzer 06.29.11	needz moar chatter
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	I could make a ton as a prostitute. It's tempting sometimes. Like, how much could I potentially get to give a guy a blowjob?
Trebor17 06.29.11	Like rapists don't know they're gonna rape somebody until they see a chick in a skimpy outfit.
Josh D. 06.29.11	$20 for blowies.
Uranium 06.29.11	wear a rape whistle
someguest 06.29.11	"I could make a ton as a prostitute. It's tempting sometimes. Like, how much could I potentially get to give a guy a blowjob?" Opens wallet Not much.
Trebor17 06.29.11	30-40 US dollars
Uranium 06.29.11	i paid 100 for one at a brothel once
Trebor17 06.29.11	Legal prostitution inflation
sifFlammable 06.29.11	lol
SowingSeason 06.29.11	A thank you and cum again
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	Lol I wouldn't be going door to door.
someguest 06.29.11	It would solve a lot of neighborhood problems.
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	Lmao wrong place to post that.
Josh D. 06.29.11	I don't see why not.
Trebor17 06.29.11	Some kids are underage on here
someguest 06.29.11	And Trebor17 is intersexed. Inter, not under.
AfterTheBreakdown 06.29.11	Thread is hilarious.
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	Seriously though, five BJs = $100 ?? That's sad actually...
Josh D. 06.29.11	You could do something like get a mold done of your holes, then have those molds made into sex doll pieces, and then sell 'em on the corner.
Trebor17 06.29.11	I had surgery to fix that years ago
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	Thread is hilarious [2]
whywontyoudie 06.29.11	sad if you're not good at it.
Josh D. 06.29.11	"Seriously though, five BJs = $100 ?? That's sad actually..." I watched an HBO doc years ago about prostitution, and those ho's be chargin' twenty for a blowie. So get used to it.
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	You can be the judge of that. Twenty dolla.
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	No I meant it's sad that... you know what, forget it.
whywontyoudie 06.29.11	I bet you use teeth Kimm.
someguest 06.29.11	yeah right they don't fix that with surgery anymore
Josh D. 06.29.11	Not too hard, or I get a discount.
someguest 06.29.11	"We got gushin' gonads, tingling tushes, hairy balls, and hairy bushes..."
Josh D. 06.29.11	Now THAT'S a party.
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	O_o
someguest 06.29.11	I'd buy that for a dollar!
Trebor17 06.29.11	Back in my day you could get a reach around for 3.50
AfterTheBreakdown 06.29.11	The dollar job.
someguest 06.29.11	man that must have been back in the 60s or something now that costs 15.20
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	[{}] Oddly enough when I send the hug emoticons from my BlackBerry to a different phone, that's what shows up.
Trebor17 06.29.11	I like to make my PB&J look like that
astrel 06.29.11	aren't you supposed to only give BJs to those you love?
someguest 06.29.11	well isn't that why people give hugs
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	I love all of you guys. I went to see my bro in the hospital and gave him a pretty awesome BJ Yep, he likes his Booster Juice. Bananas-A-Whey!
someguest 06.29.11	lol canadians
Uranium 06.29.11	"I like to make my PB&J look like that" lol'd
Spec 06.29.11	http://www3.picturepush.com/photo/a/5988751/img/Anonymous/Screen-shot-2011-06-28-at-10.28.25-PM.png derp derp
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	I didn't actually get it ^
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	...Uranium.
whywontyoudie 06.29.11	lmfao Spec
Uranium 06.29.11	Pretty sure it's a slight reference to American Pie
Ovrot 06.29.11	this thread is giving me a boner
Trebor17 06.29.11	No way I was getting busy with a jar of peanut butter way before I saw American Pie
astrel 06.29.11	its giving me ovrot
whywontyoudie 06.29.11	Kimm gave me ovrot..
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	Kimm is naked.
AfterTheBreakdown 06.29.11	You guys need your own mtv show.
astrel 06.29.11	Well it is trashy and not all that funny. It makes perfect sense!
Ovrot 06.29.11	you guys should get your ovrots checked out
whywontyoudie 06.29.11	This is classy, what are you talking about? 5/5 thread here
someguest 06.29.11	I am clothed.
whywontyoudie 06.29.11	not for long.
Trebor17 06.29.11	For now
Trebor17 06.29.11	Goddamnit
Deviant. 06.29.11	wtf, is facebook down or something?
jayfatha 06.29.11	I would totally pay for a blowjob from Kimm. Just throwing that out there.
whywontyoudie 06.29.11	sorry Trebor :(
AfterTheBreakdown 06.29.11	I hate no shirt on... As seen on tinychat for the brief amount of time I webcam;)
Ovrot 06.29.11	Kimm I'll show you mine if you show me yours
AfterTheBreakdown 06.29.11	Have*
Trebor17 06.29.11	I deserved the humiliation
someguest 06.29.11	facebook banned nude chat so we're doing it here
Uranium 06.29.11	typing with my hands behind my back
Spec 06.29.11	I thought it was in good taste.
Trebor17 06.29.11	You were so wrong
someguest 06.29.11	going on vacation in 3 days maybe i'll meet a rich bitch and fuck those dolla billz
ThyCrossAwaits 06.29.11	I bet you didn't even have a field either.
Parallels 06.29.11	girl avatar claims to be girl and gets 150 posts. rageee
KimmsightMatters 06.29.11	lol anyone who still thinks I'm a dude is just dumb. And yeah I DID have a field but it wasn't very privatized so a lot of people gave me weird looks.
xenocide26 07.01.11	This thread is win. Kimm, if you're a man, you're fuckin' perfect at pretending you're a girl ;)
Satellite 07.01.11	user sonicspeed500 confirmed dumbest sputniker
acorncheese 07.01.11	i like da title
KimmsightMatters 07.01.11	Clever, huh?
acorncheese 07.01.11	it is it is
KimmsightMatters 07.01.11	I should make all my list titles a play on my name. That'd be fun. And it would drive people nuts. Yep.
acorncheese 07.01.11	do it do it
KimmsightMatters 07.01.11	I will I will.
Ovrot 07.03.11	take it off woo
Josh D. 07.03.11	I think you bump more Kim lists than anyone else.
Spec 07.03.11	They have a special bond.
Josh D. 07.03.11	Crossing swords.
KimmsightMatters 07.03.11	Never gets old. /sarcasm
Josh D. 07.03.11	Hey bay-beh.
Josh D. 07.03.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTlW102g7gc