Counterfeit
06.09.11 | seriously fuck. |
omnipanzer
06.09.11 | It's in they're Genes. |
BigHans
06.09.11 | lol dont even get me started |
DinoX
06.09.11 | who needs women? be gay |
someguest
06.09.11 | bitches like to fuck tho so I'm down |
WashboardSuds
06.09.11 | I wish I knew the answer |
omnipanzer
06.09.11 | Yah, they do have they're up side as well. |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | im tryinna help here
im tryinna be nice
and yet im the one gettin a bitchy attitude
fuck |
omnipanzer
06.09.11 | Tell us all about it Feit |
Blackbelt54
06.09.11 | idk if anybody can answer that question, tbh |
someguest
06.09.11 | i'm being shuffled around the different stores in the area right now for work, and all the bitches come back to see if they want your d
it's cool shit |
AngelofDeath
06.09.11 | Get some duct tape.
Problem solved. |
omnipanzer
06.09.11 | Duct Tape and Twine. |
Psychopathologist
06.09.11 | why do women |
WashboardSuds
06.09.11 | at the moment I'm dealing with a bitch too |
foreverendeared
06.09.11 | they's all emotionul and stuff |
taxidermist
06.09.11 | Counter the bitchiness with that manliness. CONTROL YOUR HO! |
UnnamedOcean
06.09.11 | I could say a few words about women... |
balcaen
06.09.11 | shit dude it's hormones, they either lock themselves in a room for a couple days (or should) or go impose their bitchiness on the universe.
men are also annoying as shit. |
SlightlyEpic
06.09.11 | it probably beats nice guy syndrome |
NigelH
06.09.11 | i don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die |
WashboardSuds
06.09.11 | ^lmao |
omnipanzer
06.09.11 | It's because of they're lower IQ. They can't naturally understand what is obvious to us males... like a complicated remote control... it's just beyond them. |
balcaen
06.09.11 | someone oughta change the connotation of pussy |
PistolPete
06.09.11 | it doesn't really matter a whole lot what you do...if they're mad at SOMETHING they'll be mad at you.
NigelH hahaha wtf |
tkxxx7
06.09.11 | Any question that begins with "Why do women" is doomed to go unanswered |
Tyrael
06.09.11 | balcaen sputnik rep +1 |
AngelofDeath
06.09.11 | Naggers. |
omnipanzer
06.09.11 | That is the one thing that isn't wrong with them... I'd leave that alone. |
climactic
06.09.11 | cuz u like riana |
DocSportello
06.09.11 | Why?
Because you made this list. |
taxidermist
06.09.11 | Men bitching about women's bitchassness... |
tkxxx7
06.09.11 | Drsmith is so unfunny |
omnipanzer
06.09.11 | tkxxx7 is so unfunny |
tkxxx7
06.09.11 | omnip... I can't bring myself to say it. |
omnipanzer
06.09.11 | /tap foot
You broke THE CHAIN! |
tkxxx7
06.09.11 | tsk tk tsk |
omnipanzer
06.09.11 | So anyway, bitches are so bitchy amirite? |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | Climmy the female in question also likes rihanna so FUCK YOUR FACE |
Tyrael
06.09.11 | Her taste could be a lot worse than Rihanna. js |
omnipanzer
06.09.11 | ^agreed, so whats this chicks problem feit? |
omnipanzer
06.09.11 | Every time I read thew title I think of Seinfeld
Whhyyy dooo women? |
Slum
06.09.11 | you chose the wrong woman |
foreverendeared
06.09.11 | I always go after the really damaged and fucked up chicks. I don't know what's wrong with me, but at least they aren't bitches. |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | "I always go after the really damaged and fucked up chicks."
are you kidding me those are the bitches.
and panzer the problem is me not telling her shit she doesnt need to fucking know. |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | oh, and that probably makes it sound like im hiding something but im not. its just shit that doesnt matter that doesnt need to be talked about. |
Tyrael
06.09.11 | Women want guys to be open and that sort of shit, I get where you're coming from. |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | I am entirely open with all my shit. But ONE thing and neiafskjrnflkjdxfg;ner;kjndg;kzdnklj |
omnipanzer
06.09.11 | "The problem is me not telling her shit she doesnt need to fucking know."
I have that problem but my wife has gotten used to me. If she feels she needs to know more she'll pry and if she doesn't need to know more I let her know it's a waste of time and to drop it. But at times she is right and I should have been more forthcoming with the information and sometimes it's just a waste of fucking time... |
Tyrael
06.09.11 | Her being annoying is her way of showing that she loves you. Just tell her to let it go, that's all I can say. |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | lol, if you knew this chick youd know she wont let it go.
this is gonna go onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
until i say fuck it, cave and tell her. |
omnipanzer
06.09.11 | Then tell her, stop being a stubborn ass.
Be like "hold on and let me get my bowl and a Dead CD because this shit is gonna take a while and it's completely useless information which makes it a really boring conversation for me" |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | ahaha omni thats great
but its just nottttttt worth the anger that will ensueeeeee |
Apollo
06.09.11 | Feiter...lemme give you some advice about women
1) don't ever get married
2) dont ever get married
3) punch the bitch in the cunt when she gives you lip (unless shes giving you lip around your schlong) |
Acanthus
06.09.11 | 3's not a bad album, I like her early work tbh.
|
Maniac!
06.09.11 | Every female I've dealt with has screwed me over.
And not in the good way. |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | MRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR KENNEEEDDYYYYYYYYY
thats some awesome advice right there |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | maniac whatever bullshit they say dont listen
its probably a lie |
UnnamedOcean
06.09.11 | http://memegenerator.net/instance/8034197 |
omnipanzer
06.09.11 | haha
http://memegenerator.net/instance/8034194 |
Pharoh
06.09.11 | keep yo' pimp hand strong |
Baphomet
06.09.11 | This thread gave me cancer |
Baphomet
06.09.11 | This thread gave me cancer |
Baphomet
06.09.11 | It gave me cancer twice, apparently. |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | no, living in peru gave you cancer |
JustJoe.
06.09.11 | Everytime I come into one of these lists, foreverendeared steals what I was going to say.
What a guy. |
Maniac!
06.09.11 | Feit, look at it this way: You have more spirit than I do. I gave up. I don't care about women until I finish school. |
Apollo
06.09.11 | nah you dont care about women bc your gay |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | no im like fuck bitches
i cant deal with the emotional investment right now |
wabbit
06.09.11 | balcaen would like you guys to know she has a vagina but still talks like she has a penis...just incase you missed it. |
Maniac!
06.09.11 | 'nah you dont care about women bc your gay'
dude
you homophobe? |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | wait, balc is a chick? |
Maniac!
06.09.11 | Yes. |
Maniac!
06.09.11 | A pretty one at that. |
Baphomet
06.09.11 | hahaha touché, douche.
Falcon punch her, that should work. |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | hey baby come back here, lets chat |
balcaen
06.09.11 | wonarabbit seems to have serious issues with me. i'm sorry i make a better dude than you do. |
SlightlyEpic
06.09.11 | would totally grab a slice of 'za and chill with balcaen |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | balcaen i hope youre not liek alice or that one chick who always hassled her i dont remember their names but they suck dont be like them |
balcaen
06.09.11 | no idea who those are. i'm not even sure what you're trying to imply? was alice a pseudo-dude/bitch disguised and someone chill? |
Maniac!
06.09.11 | 'i'm sorry i make a better dude than you do.'
lmfao
'or that one chick who always hassled her i dont remember'
countess
|
Maniac!
06.09.11 | 'was alice a pseudo-dude/bitch disguised and someone chill?'
Alice was an oddball on sputnik. Let's just leave it at that. |
balcaen
06.09.11 | heard she was a pothead. was she also fairly metal? that is a nasty combination |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | alice was a retarded druggie for sure, no way she was just a pothead.
she gave stoners like me a bad name.
yes, countess, who always dissed her hates on bob marley and was generally a douche.
basically, every female ever on sputnik is usually annoying as shit. |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | http://moaropeth.tumblr.com/tagged/ohalicemonster |
Kimm
06.09.11 | I might have an easier time answering if you had a more specific question. |
Maniac!
06.09.11 | every female ever on sputnik is usually annoying as shit.
balcaen and banion are the only exceptions |
Maniac!
06.09.11 | @Counterfeit
I trolled her pretty hard on the 'this changes everything' list |
Spec
06.09.11 | They just are. |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | aha yeah, god she was annoying
taroo is a total coke addict, but entertaining sometimes
kimm is cool outside of sparking religious debates |
Maniac!
06.09.11 | nah |
Kimm
06.09.11 | 'feit I don't spark them. Other people do in my threads and I get a bad rep for it. |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | yeah but you make religious threads which spark religious debatessssssss |
spillingmercury
06.09.11 | Man this site has such serious issues with chicks. |
balcaen
06.09.11 | countess and alice's profiles make them look like girls who don't understand how to internet. kind of like kimm perpetually
defending herself for some reason |
Apollo
06.09.11 | get on tinychat fuckers |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | why do you think albums like "for emma, forever ago" and "somewhere at the bottom of the river between vega and altair" have such high ratings?
@mercury |
balcaen
06.09.11 | "Man this site has such serious issues with chicks."
not really, it's far worse on most other social-ish sites. you guys don't even do
kitchen jokes here. sputnik just has serious issues with people saying stupid shit. girls abscent-mindedly do a lot more of than guys do.
|
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | apollo has a lot of "tiny chats" in bed with his wife |
spillingmercury
06.09.11 | Because it's quality music? I don't have issues with chicks and I like those two albums. |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | no, because of all the emotionally scorned, jaded hipsters. duhhh |
spillingmercury
06.09.11 | Not really. I think a lot of the guys here say some dumbass shit, but chicks seem to be the minority here so it's easier to call them out and generalize as idiots. I can't really say anything about the "other social-ish" sites though, since most of ones that I've been on tend to be dominated by girls. |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | justin bieber forums tend to be like that |
spillingmercury
06.09.11 | so you guys just have issues with being in relationships?
maybe it's just you guys then. |
SlightlyEpic
06.09.11 | I have issues with not being in relationships
does that count |
Apollo
06.09.11 | FUCKING DO IT NAO |
Counterfeit
06.09.11 | i have no problems with being in a relationship
but im all like fuck emotional investments right now |
spillingmercury
06.09.11 | Epic: I'm pretty sure that's called neediness. You should work on that.
Feit: Always figured investing emotionally basically was being in a relationship. |
SlightlyEpic
06.09.11 | pfft we're all needy |
someguest
06.09.11 | a sudden need has come over me
to kick yo ass |
Apollo
06.09.11 | FEIT |
Counterfeit
06.10.11 | Yeah I realized that made no sense after I posted. But whatevs. Nigga I don't tinychat shhhhhh. |
someguest
06.10.11 | FEIT LIKES DUDE
TTES |
Deviant.
06.10.11 | But you don't bitch about women more?? |
someguest
06.10.11 | two, count em, TWO question marks
this is some puzzling shit |
Deviant.
06.10.11 | I do believe a third may have been overdoing it |
someguest
06.10.11 | yeah we'll save those for religion lists |
Counterfeit
06.10.11 | Touché. But I come to the internet and do it.
LIKE A REAL MAN. |
ShadowRemains
06.10.11 | "balcaen would like you guys to know she has a vagina but still talks like she has a penis...just incase you missed it."
lol ok rabbit
|
someguest
06.10.11 | any woman would look talk like she has a penis when addressing pussy radiohead fans |
ShadowRemains
06.10.11 | YES |
foreverendeared
06.10.11 | ""I always go after the really damaged and fucked up chicks."
are you kidding me those are the bitches."
nah they don't bitch about it though. Bitches are the ones that got their parents money and and have a good life but bitch about it all the time anyway |
Emim
06.10.11 | i'm going to start a foundation to help omni learn the difference between "they're" and "their" |
foreverendeared
06.10.11 | I will contribute my two cents. |
someguest
06.10.11 | forever, Feit is waiting for your "why do men" list |
Trebor.
06.10.11 | What's up with airline food? |
Maniac!
06.10.11 | "'feit I don't spark them. Other people do in my threads and I get a bad rep for it."
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*suffocates*
ha |
foreverendeared
06.10.11 | Gonna make that list when I'm not trippin. |
someguest
06.10.11 | any other retards or is that it |
Trebor.
06.10.11 | Women are cool.
I wish more of them were on Sputnik.
|
omnipanzer
06.10.11 | "not really, it's far worse on most other social-ish sites. you guys don't even do
kitchen jokes here. sputnik just has serious issues with people saying stupid shit. girls abscent-mindedly do a lot more of than guys do."
jesus you are one logical chic. I do like you ever so much. |
Maniac!
06.10.11 | It's amazing how much time you have on your hands to think about things like that after you cleaned the kitchen before dinner time. |
someguest
06.10.11 | judo more like homo |
omnipanzer
06.10.11 | homo more like schlomo |
foreverendeared
06.10.11 | love you guys |
someguest
06.10.11 | no homo |
foreverendeared
06.10.11 | I WILL FUCK YOU WITH A WHITE HOUSE LOOKIN' DILDO |
omnipanzer
06.10.11 | We love you too... but not in a gay way or anything. Wanna go shoot some guns? |
tkxxx7
06.10.11 | IN MY ASS |
omnipanzer
06.10.11 | ^ Not so much here or here but IN his ass. |
foreverendeared
06.10.11 | ruh roh |
someguest
06.10.11 | here comes the shaggy into your scooby |
Maniac!
06.10.11 | 'judo more like homo'
I still don't understand why people think that bringing up my sport is somehow a diss. |
someguest
06.10.11 | my neck is fragile do not chop it |
Maniac!
06.10.11 | I won't.
I'll hurl you into the air and then crush you, instead. |
foreverendeared
06.10.11 | OH SHIT YOU CAN DO THAT?! |
demigod!
06.10.11 | yeh why do women when you can do men right |
someguest
06.10.11 | i'll go indiana jones on your sword ass |
foreverendeared
06.10.11 | seriously |
someguest
06.10.11 | yeah
I'm cheap |