newjunkaesthetic93: Book Of Mormon

AnotherBrick 05.18.11	LOL mormons
whywontyoudie 05.18.11	my neighbors are mormon, it creeps me out sometimes.
JJwins 05.18.11	lolwut utah
omnipanzer 05.18.11	lol book
aok 05.18.11	trey parker and matt stone are a pair of geniuses. standing room tickets to see book of mormon are $20 if you wait in line for a couple hours and i Highly recommend doing it
Emim 05.18.11	Moron*
whywontyoudie 05.18.11	http://mormon.org/ chat with mormon representatives.
newjunkaesthetic93 05.18.11	I hate when I answer the door cause I'm expecting friends, and then see a couple eager looking mormons staring at me. It's such an awkward situation cause I hate to just say "Go away"
Mewcopa0 05.18.11	Q: How to kill a mormon? A: Magnets.
bungy 05.18.11	I'm related to Mormons like mad
acorncheese 05.18.11	i hate mormons more than anything
Emim 05.18.11	My friends used to have a couple of mormons on their mission that came to their house for cookies all the time
newjunkaesthetic93 05.18.11	I have a couple Mormon friends, and they got really, excessively mad when they heard about this. One of hem even went on a lengthy rant about how mormons don't go around making funof other peoples religions.
whywontyoudie 05.18.11	one mormon i know told me he has to get up at 5 every morning for church. what the hell
bungy 05.18.11	No he doesn't
deepintheorchard 05.18.11	They go to church at 2......til' 5.
bungy 05.18.11	They go for three hours lol but 9 is the earliest
omnipanzer 05.18.11	Book of Bungy
whywontyoudie 05.18.11	Deserie: What is your real name? Me: My name is Chan. Deserie: How old are you? Me: I'm 19. Deserie: ok, so we will call you around 3:30, is that alright? Me: how about around 4:17? Deserie: why is that? Me: i will be at suicide bomber training until 4 and it takes me approximately 17 minutes to get home each day. Desirie: k, have a nice night. these guys are no fun.
bungy 05.18.11	poor Deserie volunteering her time
newjunkaesthetic93 05.18.11	The only time they get visibly angry is when you try to tell them Jesus was just some average guy with a big ego that said a lot of stuff and didn't really do a lot of the things his followers said he did in order to justify following him. My friend told me I'd burn in hell when I said that.
whywontyoudie 05.18.11	do they get paid to do these chat sessions? i would demand money if i was doing them.
aok 05.18.11	there were mormons in the theater when i went to see it and they were totally laughing and enjoying themselves so at least some of them can take a joke
bungy 05.18.11	well Mormon doctrine doesn't say that you literally burn in hell ever so they should learn their stuff I know more about Mormons than the average Mormon apparently no Mormon's get paid for doing anything Jesus Christ "Book of Bungy" now THAT should get some followers
omnipanzer 05.18.11	I hear Mormons drink the menstrual blood of kidnapped virginal Catholics and go to church 40 hours a week.
acorncheese 05.18.11	i used to date a mormon girl. i know a little bit about the religion and the people. truthfully they're all really nice, but also really delusional.
bungy 05.18.11	Too many goobers
newjunkaesthetic93 05.18.11	"i used to date a mormon girl." I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you weren't getting any...
bungy 05.18.11	and now we know why he hates mormonism
acorncheese 05.18.11	^ truth and truth
someguest 05.18.11	actually she was a nymph
newjunkaesthetic93 05.18.11	Nice. A mormon nymph, I bet she had really pale pasty skin though... so still gross.
ninjuice 05.18.11	"well Mormon doctrine doesn't say that you literally burn in hell ever so they should learn their stuff" This is one of many ways it's different than most (or all) [actual] Christian denominations: - There are three levels of heaven. - Satan is Jesus' brother (or related in some way) - There are multiple gods, one for each planet in the universe. and so forth
pizzamachine 05.18.11	"Satan is Jesus' brother." Wow. That's pretty different for sure.
PostModernJellyfish 05.18.11	I've always thought Satan and Jesus were the same person.....
newjunkaesthetic93 05.18.11	I always thought Joseph Smith was Satan
bungy 05.18.11	I've never heard of Satan being his brother and they believe there are many gods but only worship the one I guess, not one for each planet though like there isn't a god for the planet Mercury I think you are getting things mixed up. There are three levels of heaven yeah.
PostModernJellyfish 05.18.11	Is there a boss at the end of each level?
bungy 05.18.11	the last boss comes back even more powerful after you think you kill him three times. go for his eyes
PostModernJellyfish 05.18.11	Wow. Sounds like every Resident Evil game I've ever played..... I'm in!
Spec 05.18.11	http://mormon.org/ THIS SO HARD. I actually got one of them so frustrated by being so out-debated that he quit on me.
PostModernJellyfish 05.18.11	What did you say?
kris. 05.18.11	i drove through utah once it was scary
newjunkaesthetic93 05.18.11	Just curious, has anyone else listened to "Book of Mormon"? Cause it really is pretty funny.
bungy 05.18.11	I really want to
foreverendeared 05.18.11	Mormon's believe some really crazy shit. I thought the Christianity myths were crazy until I actually found out what Mormon's believe.
RooseveltsGhost 05.18.11	When you consider the batshit claims of any theist philosophy, Mormons don't grasp at anything that much more ridiculous. I was raised Mormon, and I stayed that way until I was about 21. Parker and Stone are too charitable.
acorncheese 05.18.11	"Mormon's believe some really crazy shit. I thought the Christianity myths were crazy until I actually found out what Mormon's believe." this
RooseveltsGhost 05.18.11	Christians beleive the entire universe; every quark, atom, rock, star and galaxy was created by a guy whose primary concern is the sins of primates.
RooseveltsGhost 05.18.11	Nothing can be much crazier as to make that look acceptable.
bungy 05.18.11	Yeah if you can deal with what most Christians believe there isn't anything crazy about Mormonism that isn't misunderstood or made up.
omnipanzer 05.18.11	"Satan is Jesus' brother." How does that work, Jesus = god incarnate, Devil = fallen angel...