dixoncocks: Still No Beard

InFiction 05.14.11	Try harder.
dixoncocks 05.14.11	i spend my free time pushing my face
Satellite 05.14.11	i've got the best beard of my life right now. feels good man. just go like a month without shaving, dude. it might look like shit at first but one day you'll wake up and be like "oh fuck, i've got a beard!"
wittwright 05.14.11	Have you tried rubbing rogaine on your face?
Departures 05.14.11	I had a beard when I was 16.
acorncheese 05.14.11	I've never gone more than 2 weeks without shaving. Not that I grow the strongest beard, but I could definitely whip up something if I let it go for more than a month.
dixoncocks 05.14.11	Im currently working on that method. So far unsuccessful hence the list.
acorncheese 05.14.11	I might go ahead and see what my face can do with about two months. Probably taking a Phlebotomy class in july, so I'll want to be shaven by then. I really wanna see what I'd look like with a beard.
Deviant. 05.14.11	The growing of pubic hair has also been met with the same level of success
AfterTheBreakdown 05.14.11	Good list
dixoncocks 05.14.11	Brett Keisel possibly had the most legit beard in modern history. Thats what i want
acorncheese 05.14.11	yeah but like....he's like.......mormon.....
EyesWideShut 05.14.11	Brett Keisel? try Kirk Winstead from crowbar !! also rub your gouch and ballsack then pat your face. Those hormones from puberity will seep into your skin.
dixoncocks 05.14.11	Kirk Winstead has nice girth
dixoncocks 05.14.11	Kyp Malone
acorncheese 05.14.11	James Harden has a magnificent beard.
djunior 05.14.11	br0 list, c00l br0 im 23 and barely have facial hair. o well
Samshine 05.14.11	dixoncocks grew his first pube, then pissed out of it.
acorncheese 05.14.11	sam this is a man's list.
Samshine 05.14.11	I'm obviously the most testosterone filled user. durrrrrrr
Trebor. 05.14.11	I have a beard.
acorncheese 05.14.11	sam if we had differences we'd settle them right here right now
Samshine 05.14.11	differences.. mmm.. okay.... canucks > lightning other than that, i love you.
acorncheese 05.14.11	don't worry i'll still
Deviant. 05.14.11	"I'm obviously the most testosterone filled user. durrrrrrr" That would depend entirely on your view of contraception
Josh D. 05.14.11	Beerdz are for men. I can't make one.
BloodSweatandBeers 05.14.11	"still no beard" are you Asian?
acorncheese 05.14.11	don't worry sam i'll still love you no matter who wins
acorncheese 05.14.11	and omg. i have to tell you what happened to my fish. but i'm going to sleep. i'll tell you tomorrow
Samshine 05.14.11	hug it out bro, hug it out.
Wolfhorde 05.14.11	Well, see it from the other side. Some girls like dudes that look like girls.
mahan9792 05.14.11	i can't wait for my beard. my dad can grow one so i have promise
Josh D. 05.14.11	Touch it out, bro, touch it out.
Wolfhorde 05.14.11	When I'm starting my scholarship I'm gonna look like Jesus. Or a barbarian. Hell yeah.
BloodSweatandBeers 05.14.11	barbarians rule
Wolfhorde 05.14.11	I'm gonna kick asses with psycholigcal warfare.
crazyblinddude 05.14.11	"i've got the best beard of my life right now. feels good man. just go like a month without shaving, dude. it might look like shit at first but one day you'll wake up and be like 'oh fuck, i've got a beard!'" Haha motherfucking yes.
TomArnoldsArmpit 05.14.11	Some people are prone to patchy facial hair, and Neards are not cool. You gotta trim it to keep it symmetrical.
taxidermist 05.14.11	I grow some stubble. Nothing impressive. I shave it constantly because it makes me look dirty, though.
OneMoreRoland 05.14.11	Some cool bands with Alot of shit. Deece.
Loanshark 05.14.11	Beard wouldn't look good on me
renegadestrings 05.14.11	you're not alone. i'm 24 and i still can't grow one... just stubbles. as long as it doesn't impede your conquests, its no biggie
Hocmat 05.14.11	I have no armpit hair.
Modern 05.14.11	Beards are cool.
Apollo 05.14.11	lol deathcore I love you dixoncox but get better music taste
AfterTheBreakdown 05.14.11	Im 18 and I finally have a beard coming in
CelestialDust 05.14.11	i love manly discussions about beards
Sanders 05.14.11	I currently have a glorious ginger beard. I always grow one when exams approach, I feel like there's no time to shave when revision has to be done. Also, Four Year Strong have awesome beards.
ZippaThaRippa 05.14.11	My dad had a beard way back in the day so I know I'll have one eventually. 17 and the wait is killing me.
CelestialDust 05.14.11	you guys all know that having a beard doesn't count if there's no chest hair right
ZippaThaRippa 05.14.11	chest hair is nasty
Sanders 05.14.11	Chest hair is fine, it's when the back hair starts that you want to worry...
Wolfhorde 05.14.11	"I feel like there's no time to shave when revision has to be done." Main reason me and most people I know that have a beard have one. There's just not the time for shaving every day without killing your skin. Know what's REALLY nasty? Dudes WITHOUT hair on their legs.
Sanders 05.14.11	And what's worse than that? Girls who like those hairless freaks.
Wolfhorde 05.14.11	And girls that have more hair on their arms than some men on their whole body. And moustaches. Can't stand a girl-stache.
Sanders 05.14.11	Girl-staches are grim, but are worst when the girl has dark hair... one of the girls on my course has a slightly hairy chest, you can see it when she wears a low-cut top. Ew.
Cosmiche 05.14.11	a year ago my buddy bet me $20 i couldn't grow a respectable beard - best bet i ever made.
iFghtffyrdmns 05.14.11	i feel ya brotha, i feel ya :[
MO 05.14.11	"List is albums i wish i had a beard to" No Amon Amarth?!
DoubtGin 05.14.11	listening to Clutch with a beard is the best thing ever probabaly
iFghtffyrdmns 05.14.11	MY BEARD OF DEFIANCE
Modern 05.14.11	^ Fuck yeah!!
iFghtffyrdmns 05.14.11	gotta do the H.D. Thoreau thing and start feeling good
dixoncocks 05.14.11	I actually knew a kid in highschool who insisted on shaving every inch of his body for no reason. kid was such a douche
dixoncocks 05.14.11	@apollo, i dont only listen to deatcore. Only during my envious beard moments.
iarescientists 05.14.11	growing a playoff beard for the bruins looks like shit but fuck it
TheStefan 05.14.11	awesome list.
Ovrot 05.24.11	Johan Hegg has a beard. A real beard
wacknizzle 04.15.13	This list has like all the older deathcore albums I never really got into, but still the nostalgia of the era feels nice. Still no beard yet myself :(
wacknizzle 04.15.13	i only grow a beard around my dick and balls but it keeps em warm in winter which is sweet
Uranium 04.15.13	after you turn 21, you blink and you're 23. shit is wild just wait.
Trebor. 04.15.13	Walter White goatee get on my level
Uranium 04.15.13	long side burns and devil's chin strip ftw
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	I can grow a righteous beard. My brother just turned 21 and his beard is like a fucking lumberjacks
Uranium 04.15.13	lumberjack beards rule.
Uranium 04.15.13	lol potsy
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	I'm currently preparing for a mohawk. My hair is like 5 inches long right now. Haven't grown it out in awhile.
Kman418 04.15.13	my penis enjoys beards
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	Penis beards are an atrocity I was pissed when that shit started my beautiful penis felt violated
Kman418 04.15.13	I freaked the fuck out the first time I noticed a pube lol
Sniff 04.15.13	Feels great to see you guys are as undeveloped as me physically
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	I could stand to be less hairy
Sniff 04.15.13	I don't mind being as hairy as a female pornstar
XingKing 04.15.13	I'm gonna go on record and say that I have the most perfect beard on Sput
Sniff 04.15.13	If it's something in the vein of that stasch you got on your pic. Then yes.
XingKing 04.15.13	It's exactly that
Uranium 04.15.13	connect your neck hair to your beard hair and you will be trve leet. i can almost do it.
XingKing 04.15.13	Wait no, not my avatar. But both are beautiful
taxidermist 04.15.13	Hey, I posted on here back when I barely grew any facial hair. Shit sprouted like crazy in 2012.
XingKing 04.15.13	I was born with a beard. I feel sad for all of you men who didn't come out of the womb looking like a werewolf
Sniff 04.15.13	I was born with hair on my shoulders.
taxidermist 04.15.13	A friend of mine was bearded in like 7th grade. Was insane. Hairy guys usually have the hairiest asses though, so idk, Xing :p
XingKing 04.15.13	I can vouch for that statement. My ass is horrible
CoolNewGuy 04.15.13	poor guy, do you live in the USA? its your franken foods. Men with no beards is a recent phenomenon
taxidermist 04.15.13	My cousin has the hairiest ass I've ever seen. I swear that shit can be dreaded.
Uranium 04.15.13	my unibrow grows out of control if i dont manage it, it's retarded
wacknizzle 04.15.13	I'm pretty unhairy for the most, it's nice imo. Would be nice if this beard would start to thicken up a bit though.
taxidermist 04.15.13	I hear the thickness of a beard comes with age and genetics.
Uranium 04.15.13	drink dark, heavy stout
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	I grow a thick beard but it gets scraggly around the ch33ks. I figure another 12 months and I will be able to cultivate the most amazing beard/goatee ever
CoolNewGuy 04.15.13	A man with no beard is more weirder than a shemale
taxidermist 04.15.13	My cheeks are so thin and I hate it. They grow a lot thicker now than ever (I did just start growing facial hair last year) so I guess I just have to be patient.
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	I didn't have a uni brow until I started fucking around up there all tweaked out and wanting perfectly matching glorious eyebrows and now I have to tweeze my eyebrows consistently, but it's not an actual uni brow because not really much tries to grow in between. Just around
CK 04.15.13	I'm with MO. If you don't have a beard yet, there's no doubt it's because you don't have enough Amon Amarth in your diet
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	I'm seriously starting to question if I even should grow facial hair. I definitely want to of course because I'm a man got damnit, but the women all seem to love me having no facial hair at all. I made out with a girl last night and we only met a minute before (she was meh) and she said I would be much more attractive if I always was shaven. I'd look 17 tho and I'm 23 so uhhhh idk what to think I think I might do this for the puss
NorwichScene 04.15.13	I'm 30 and still can't grow proper side burns
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	^^She said that before she started kissing me lol
Sniff 04.15.13	You're american. You always get to make out. No matter how you look
CK 04.15.13	Girls only like beards on guys if they have the capacity to actually grow a full one. Don't be that douchebag who grows some hair here and there expecting to get mountains of pussy. Odds are it won't help your case
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	"Girls only like beards on guys if they have the capacity to actually grow a full one. Don't be that douchebag who grows some hair here and there expecting to get mountains of pussy. Odds are it won't help your case" Is this to me? I said I have a full beard already and many girls have said they prefer me shaven completely.
CK 04.15.13	Not really directed at anybody, just sharing my experience. And that's mostly for the girls that like facial hair. Sometimes, some girls just don't like facial hair or prefer the looks of someone when they are exempt of facial hair. Depends, I guess
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	I think it's also cuz I'm in Oklahoma and these girls have fuckin issues
XingKing 04.15.13	Maybe you just don't have a great beard. Loads of chicks have said they don't like beards and then they see mine and I turn them into beard lovers
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	Hmm I wonder....
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	Okay. I'm gonna shave in a couple days once I am emotionally ready to say goodbye to it and stay shaven everyday. And then I'm growing the best fucking beard evar My Mohawk should be ready by then too And I'll have my great summer tan by then And I'll have beefed up in muscle and lost the rest of my fat Damn Damn
XingKing 04.15.13	Why don't you just keep the beard you have now and then grow the best beard ever?
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	The more you shave even more grows back than before
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	And also to test this girl preferences thing
Uranium 04.15.13	my girl likes the way the beard looks but hates it at the same time because it thrashes her delicate girl skin
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	Uranium just cracked this case wide open
Trebor. 04.15.13	I just shaved my down below beard, which is brown even though my hair is blonde and part of my beard is red
RadicalEd 04.15.13	What is it with all them shaving threads.
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	I'm a dark brunette with about 50 blonde hairs, 10 silver hairs on my head but I recently dyed my hair "darkest brown" My beard grows almost black but there's some red and silver I can see in the mirror but arent very noticeable.
dixoncocks 04.15.13	Might as well give up on my beard plans, I have to shave like twice a week for school.
Spec 04.15.13	I can grow a great beard. It's expensive shaving.
Storm In A Teacup 04.15.13	For school?? Are you in an uptight private school?? Hell yeah it's expensive grrr
UnnamedOcean 04.15.13	I got sick of shaving, so I wear a thin beard all the time now. Thankfully I can pull it off. I see so many people who do the same, but have awful facial hair.
Spec 04.15.13	I have to shave for work or I wouldn't.
Funeralopolis 04.15.13	don't understand why some jobs won't let you have facial hair, if you have the right facial hair for your face shape and manage it properly you will look 10x better than without.
dixoncocks 04.15.13	Im in school for culinary arts/ hospitality operations and they are really strict on dress code and looking professional, plus its for sanitary reasons.
UnnamedOcean 04.15.13	"don't understand why some jobs won't let you have facial hair" Agreed. I look retarded clean shaven. Thankfully I've never had a job with strict rules on appearance.
Spec 04.15.13	It's a hygiene thing. Whenever I go to a bar the bartender always has facial hair, doesn't bother me. But yes, hygiene.
Spec 04.15.13	Except when the bartender is a girl. Girls don't typically have any.
owen 04.15.13	I've had a beard since I was 17. Gotta love italian genes
dixoncocks 04.15.13	Yea and with all these rules we have to follow, my boss walks around with a massive chew all day and spits in sinks and the garbage. Its fucking gross, especially when food is being prepared.
Spec 04.15.13	My manager is an alcoholic and co manager dips all day but he swallows the juice. Ew.
Funeralopolis 04.15.13	I had the ability to grow a beard since I was like 13 but I pretty much always remained clean shaven, as of this school year though I started rocking a beard and haven't looked back. Makes shitty jawline= more masculine big ass nose= less standing out
taxidermist 04.15.13	I look like a baby without my facial hair, so I'd rather just have some.
Sanders 04.16.13	One of the main reasons I keep my beard is because at 25 I still get ID'd to shit when I shave
WarmWhisky 12.16.13	My beard could crush you all if I were to fart. Can't believe you still post on here.
Storm In A Teacup 12.16.13	I have a lush Daniel Bryan beard going on
dixoncocks 12.22.13	23 now. I hate you all.
skeames1214 12.22.13	can you at least get like a scruffy look? Cause that's really all you need as far as ladies go.
Rowan5215 12.22.13	Beards are just the best man
skeames1214 12.22.13	yeah. mine looks p good from three weeks to two months. Still haven't mastered the trimming thing, though.
PresidentBillClinton 12.22.13	Only pussies grow beards! Real men shave.
someguest 12.22.13	beardsoncocks
Rowan5215 12.22.13	Yeah I'm horrible at trimming haha I just shave it all in one go
skeames1214 12.22.13	same. I lose a couple years off my appearance when I do. It's the difference between getting carded when buying cigarettes and not.
SitarHero 12.22.13	Every girl I've been with loves the rugged look but doesn't particularly care for rubbing faces with it. Detachable stubble needs to be a thing.
Rowan5215 12.22.13	I've been told I look about 19 so I'm not sure whether I like that or not, but hey Detachable stubble needs to be a thing [2]
skeames1214 12.22.13	fuck that they can deal with it if I can deal with kissing lipstick.
SitarHero 12.22.13	Lol. Be a man, skeames.
skeames1214 12.22.13	fuck your gender roles!
SitarHero 12.22.13	Sorry, I can't hear you over all this machismo.
Rowan5215 12.22.13	Fuck genders agreed, there should only be one
SitarHero 12.22.13	That's so...heterophobic...man.
XingKing 12.22.13	The secret to trimming is just using clippers and knowing what size you want
Rowan5215 12.22.13	The secret to shaving is not trimming because fuck that
SitarHero 12.22.13	How does one make the ends of the mustache actually meet the beard? I still struggle with that one.
Rowan5215 12.22.13	"That's so...heterophobic...man." I'm not against hetero relationships but if we were all one gender, then there would be no more gay bashing, think about it
Dunpeal 12.22.13	we would essentially be asexual, then. where's the fun in that?
skeames1214 12.22.13	it's harder for me because my beard is still patchy in spots, and those spots get revealed when I trim. it's been getting better as I've gotten older, but it's still noticeable when I trim it down.
SitarHero 12.22.13	But I celebrate diversity and embrace differences. I especially enjoy embracing the parts that make us different. Yeah, I'm kinky like that.
Rowan5215 12.22.13	Oh Sitar, clean that dirty mind of yours
skeames1214 12.22.13	If we were one gender I'd def. want boobs, beards, lady legs, a dick, and big biceps.
Dunpeal 12.22.13	you'd probably have a beard between ur asscheeks
someguest 12.22.13	think of it as floss, Dunpeal
Dunpeal 12.22.13	yeah, except all ur shit gets stuck to ur asshairs. makes wiping a real chore
someguest 12.22.13	I meant for your teeth lmao
XingKing 12.22.13	"you'd probably have a beard between ur asscheeks" So then he would just be a regular man with a hairy ass
Dunpeal 12.22.13	lol someguest yeah franco i guess. it's a man's most redeeming quality i think
Rowan5215 12.22.13	This thread has really gone to ass ba dum tsss
skeames1214 12.22.13	rewatching firefly for the third/fourth/fifth somewhere in there time and MAN. one or two more seasons of that show would have significantly improved my life.
someguest 12.22.13	yeah these statements are full of cracks
Rowan5215 12.22.13	This is getting hairy
someguest 12.22.13	I introduced my girl to Dick Fitswell. He's a swell guy.
XingKing 12.22.13	Something about buttholes and hair
Dunpeal 12.22.13	He's a swole guy
Storm In A Teacup 12.22.13	I have a lumberjack beard whatever that means