TheItalianStallion: 500 Days Of Boning.

CrownOfMagnets 04.18.11	Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
BigHans 04.18.11	Was Jennifer Love Hewitt for years. Then Angelina Jolie. Dont have a certain one at the moment.
Remer17 04.18.11	500 Days of Summer was actually pretty good. The dancing scene was funny as shit. My celeb crush is Rachel McAdams, definitely.
CrownOfMagnets 04.18.11	Carrot Top is beautiful
iFghtffyrdmns 04.18.11	Zooey is nothing short of a goddess. Recently, I'm digging Mila Kunis
Remer17 04.18.11	I'm not sure I totally get the whole Zooey Deschanel thing.
omnipanzer 04.18.11	Zooey +1
dnor 04.18.11	ew @ megan fox. for me, i'd fuck the shit out of keira knightly. pure beauty.
BigHans 04.18.11	I kind of have a thing for Teri hatcher.
Remer17 04.18.11	That must be it.
CrownOfMagnets 04.18.11	Scarlett Johansson.
BigHans 04.18.11	I like cougars
Remer17 04.18.11	Yeah I like Scarlett too.
omnipanzer 04.18.11	Teri back in the day of Lois and Clark/MacGyver sure. Now, Not so much for me.
CrownOfMagnets 04.18.11	actual balls?
hesperus 04.18.11	I'm gay and I still have the hots for Zooey.
omnipanzer 04.18.11	^ Hesperus knows whats up.
CrownOfMagnets 04.18.11	oh i wasn't sure if you were talking about her giant beachball tits
savagecabbage 04.18.11	Scarlett Johansson [2]
Remer17 04.18.11	It's not really deep, more raspy.
CrownOfMagnets 04.18.11	lets agree to disagree then :)
savagecabbage 04.18.11	demonic dangler lol
Aids 04.18.11	Regina Spektor She will be my wife one day. You'll see, you'll ALLLLLLLL see.
CrownOfMagnets 04.18.11	Not if I impregnate her first
promiseswept 04.18.11	seriously, Jenna Fischer or Lauren Conrad
promiseswept 04.18.11	or Kristen Randall (ex- winds of plague). she aint a celeb but whatev
CrownOfMagnets 04.18.11	dude Scarlett Jo doesn't have a penis, I looked it up on google
Wolfhorde 04.18.11	Valhalla Rising.. is it that movie where they talk very less and end up with some kind of native tribe in the end? Celeb chick: Eva Green, but in the medieval look with really long hair.
Remer17 04.18.11	I wanna boink Hermione.
Satellite 04.18.11	january jones scarlett johansson zooey regina spektor that's probably it. i don't really give a shit about celebrities.
BigHans 04.18.11	mid 90's Jennifer Tilly. Big cans. Slutty voice/attitude. makes you just want to hate fuck her
Ire 04.18.11	Katy Perry Angelina Jolie yeah wide gap idc
Remer17 04.18.11	Michelle Trachtenberg
BigHans 04.18.11	Diane Lane
Maniac! 04.18.11	TIM MOTHERFUCKING ROTH
BigHans 04.18.11	I always found Rose Mcgowan nasty. Probably cause she let Marilyn Manson fuck her. Have some standards.
JesusChris 04.18.11	Maniac knows whats good. Erika Christensen
Remer17 04.18.11	LOL not cool.
BigHans 04.18.11	The French chick that Mel Gibson bangs in Braveheart.
WashboardSuds 04.18.11	Anne Hathaway
WashboardSuds 04.18.11	chick's fucking gorgeous
BigHans 04.18.11	Shannon Elizabeth
WashboardSuds 04.18.11	Lights
BigHans 04.18.11	what the hell ever happened to shannon elizabeth. ^ I fucked her to death
promiseswept 04.18.11	anne is disgusting, I hated seeing her in Love and other drugs aha. and jessica alba has herpes.
WashboardSuds 04.18.11	herpes is sexy
promiseswept 04.18.11	dude duh, that's literarily the only saving grace of that movie. *winks back/ass grab
BigHans 04.18.11	Anne Hatheway is good looking but far from drop dead hot. She is the Wynona Rider of this decade
promiseswept 04.18.11	washboard- no, you are sexy
UnnamedOcean 04.18.11	Kirsten Dunst and Naomi Watts are pretty fine.
BigHans 04.18.11	I would like to make a giant mess all over Salma Hayek's cans
WashboardSuds 04.18.11	promiseswept - then why is no one swooning over me
BigHans 04.18.11	Ive made a few messes to her scene in From Dusk Till Dawn
WashboardSuds 04.18.11	Tila Tequila. lol jk syphilis farms aren't cute
Maniac! 04.18.11	"Abigail Breslin" I laughed so hard.
BigHans 04.18.11	70's era Stevie Nicks
WashboardSuds 04.18.11	Alice Glass
BigHans 04.18.11	Lucy Pinder and Keeley Hazell. Buxom Brits with big old sloppy tits. Gotta love it.
InAbsentia 04.18.11	Mary Elizabeth Winstead. Especially in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. I couldn't stop thinking about her after I watched that movie.
Maniac! 04.18.11	OLIVIA WILDE
BigHans 04.18.11	Thank you Maniac for actually mentioning a female this time
WashboardSuds 04.18.11	tifa lockhart
Wolfhorde 04.18.11	"Yeah, but Anne can actually act a little bit." And there's the problem with female actors. They don't need to be good at acting.
Maniac! 04.18.11	"Thank you Maniac for actually mentioning a female this time" LMFAO "I like olivia wilde with black hair like in tron. she looks much better." It was kinda hawt
WashboardSuds 04.18.11	"I like olivia wilde with black hair like in tron. she looks much better." I actually agree, i never really liked her as a blonde
Illusionsx 04.18.11	natalie portman
Maniac! 04.18.11	brunette olivia >>>>>>>>>>>>>> blonde
Maniac! 04.18.11	Mila Kunis
WashboardSuds 04.18.11	natalie portman[2]
UnnamedOcean 04.18.11	Brunette > Blonde in general.
BigHans 04.18.11	Carrie Fisher in Return of the Jedi Pheobie Cates in Fast Times At Ridgemont High
Satellite 04.18.11	"what red-blooded male wouldn't dock his canoe in natalie's port, man?" - mr. plinkett
Maniac! 04.18.11	Brunette > Blonde in general. [2] Mila Kunis [2]
BigHans 04.18.11	I hate Milas voice but I would definitely knock the bottom out of her
Maniac! 04.18.11	who wants to hear ANY woman speak, anyway?
BigHans 04.18.11	who wants to hear ANY woman speak, anyway? ^ They tend to make loud audible noises from their oral cavities when getting rammed. Except when theres somethign stuffed in there.
Maniac! 04.18.11	that's not speaking, that's the sound of you fucking the fuck out of her. yes. fucking the fuck out of her
BigHans 04.18.11	Fucking the fucking fuck out of her
Pyosisified 04.18.11	"Zooey is nothing short of a goddess. Recently, I'm digging Mila Kunis" are we the same person???? OMG
Maniac! 04.18.11	Glad we agree, hans.
Wolfhorde 04.18.11	Brunette > Blonde in general. [3] "who wants to hear ANY woman speak, anyway?" If you have no chance to nail it and she looks good AND is intelligent it may not be a bad alternative.
MUNGOLOID 04.18.11	thanks to scream 4, emma roberts.
SHAKEandBAKE 04.18.11	Emma Watson
dixoncocks 04.18.11	"500 Days of Summer(for her)" You don't have to hide it, that movie was solid.
Trebor. 04.18.11	(500) Days Of Summer kicks ass. Ellen Page Zooey Deschanel Mila Kunis
omnipanzer 04.18.11	Natascha McElhone Claire Forlani
taxidermist 04.18.11	Zooey! 8=========D
Wolfhorde 04.18.11	If she'd still be alive - Ruslana Korshunova. Not BM enough for necrophilia.
BallsToTheWall 04.18.11	Valhalla Rising 1st Krieg Michael Fassbender, Audrey Hepburn and Olivia Wilde.
omnipanzer 04.18.11	^ nice picks balls.
SeaAnemone 04.18.11	saw it in the theater with the girlfriend, both loved it. I bought it for her too (forget what the occasion was) and I've seen it a few times since.
SeaAnemone 04.18.11	doesn't seem like something you'd own up to pit, good for you
newjunkaesthetic93 04.19.11	500 Days of Summer was really good I thought
Josh D. 04.19.11	Hendricks for sure, but I have this thing for Emily Blunt sometimes too.
theacademy 04.19.11	sarah michelle gellar jennifer love hewitt
Josh D. 04.19.11	Wtf, 1999.
Josh D. 04.19.11	I never thought SMG was attractive. She's way too skinny. JLH, on the other hand, used to have it going on. I just typed "have it going on", what an idiot.
Deviant. 04.19.11	Anne Hathaway Eva Green
ShadowRemains 04.19.11	"Lucy Pinder and Keeley Hazell. Buxom Brits with big old sloppy tits. Gotta love it." oh yes.... holly peers is another one
mallen- 04.19.11	malin akerman mila kunis
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	Zooey is ugly But that Ryan Reynolds mmmm damn
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	Oh, and Jake Gyllenhall. But that's a given.
robertsona 04.19.11	natalie portman and emma watson, the end
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	Okay, I can get why people would be attracted to Zooey BUT WHY EMMA? She's so unattractive it makes my head spin.
robertsona 04.19.11	how is she...unattractive.........
Josh D. 04.19.11	"natalie portman and emma watson, the end" Fucking 14-year-old-boy taste in women.
wabbit 04.19.11	Zooey and Katy Perry
robertsona 04.19.11	yeah what bout u mr. christina hendricks omg her boobs are so large!!!!!! would like to stuf my face between dem titties lol!!! pfft please i have class
mallen- 04.19.11	oh and jenna fischer
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	She always looks like she's 12...no matter what age she is.
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	and Katy Perry doesn't even have nice boobs. They're just shiny and flappy
Josh D. 04.19.11	It's not about her boobs, but ok.
Deviant. 04.19.11	Emma Watson kinda looks like a gay boy
Josh D. 04.19.11	Rather fuck Rupert Grinert.
robertsona 04.19.11	you all suck she's beautiful ___ also olga kurylenko and shannyn sossamon
theacademy 04.19.11	what academy said then what josh d. said in response, because it made me chuckle then what gabe said then what deviant said then this comment
Deviant. 04.19.11	If Olga is the chick from Quantum, then yeah she's pretty tidy. Not so much Shannyn though Gemma Arterton is another good one
wabbit 04.19.11	Hope Dworaczyk
robertsona 04.19.11	gemma arteron looked insanely hot in the like two movies ive seen her in but like not really at all otherwise which is weird
Josh D. 04.19.11	"Hope Dworaczyk" Sounded familiar, looked her up, thusly added to my Jerk To list.
robertsona 04.19.11	also audrey hepburn FIGHT ME
Josh D. 04.19.11	Yeah, I have one, I keep it under my dresser.
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	On speaking of overrated attractiveness, Alice Glass is ugly as hell. She has dumb hair and her face...I mean, it's going very well if she's going for the crackwhore look.
theacademy 04.19.11	i actually gotta give robertson some ups for shansoss... i feel like she is an overlooked treasure... i have a thing for signature moles (stacie orrico)
Deviant. 04.19.11	To each their own I don't quite understand the Hendricks fascination. Apart from the giant tits (which are almost TOO big) she isn't the most stunning of woman. By no means ugly or anything, but outside of the Mad Men she's just GOOD looking
robertsona 04.19.11	do people actually find alice glass attractive huh
Josh D. 04.19.11	Alice Eve be pretty hot.
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	omigodomigodomigodomigod Justin Timberlake. Forever and ever and Emma Stone. I don't like her movies but she's one of the prettiest in the scene right now.
robertsona 04.19.11	emma stone is awesome as is emma roberts imo the name "emma" has a pretty high batting average for me
Josh D. 04.19.11	Other than her man laugh, Stone is alright.
Deviant. 04.19.11	Didn't even notice Stone in Superbad, but yeah she bought her a game to zombieland
theacademy 04.19.11	emma stone is hot but without makeup there are some bad angles i've seen... it humanizes her and i don't like it... she is ruined.
theacademy 04.19.11	forever.
robertsona 04.19.11	stone in her natural blonde is like the worst thing ever
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	She's going to be the new Mary Jane
Deviant. 04.19.11	But seriously, Anne Hathaway and Eva Green
Deviant. 04.19.11	"stone in her natural blonde is like the worst thing ever" Did not know she was a blonde quick image search She looks like Melissa Joan Hart's slutty sister
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	...Anne Hathaway? Really? She reminds me of a younger Sandra Bullock. lksdjflad gross.
Deviant. 04.19.11	"...Anne Hathaway? Really? She reminds me of a younger Sandra Bullock. lksdjflad gross." But coming from you that doesn't really hold much weight
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	And gross. You're right, she's SO much better with her current hair color.
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	Ashton Kutcher is a douche but a yummy douche Oh, and Donald Glover is the only black celebrity crush I've ever had
FromDaHood 04.19.11	Jennifer Love Hewitt Taylor Swift Katy Perry Isla Fisher/Jenna Fischer since they're basically identical twins
Josh D. 04.19.11	"Isla Fisher/Jenna Fischer since they're basically identical twins" Not even close.
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	"Taylor Swift" No.
FromDaHood 04.19.11	Have you seen them Josh? They're practically the same person
Josh D. 04.19.11	Not really.
Josh D. 04.19.11	http://chrisonflix.com/prazzi-isla-fisher-pics-025.jpg http://www.celebritybrideguide.com/photos/jenna-fischer-278x400.jpg Different hair color, body type, smile, I could go on.
Winsomniac 04.19.11	Do pornstars count?
Josh D. 04.19.11	Why am I even bothering, fuck me, this is lame. LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
Josh D. 04.19.11	"Do pornstars count?" I'm a low life, so I haven't gone there because the list would be too long.
Winsomniac 04.19.11	Bailey Kline :D
robertsona 04.19.11	"Do pornstars count?" daisy marie
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	One of the prettiest pornstars my friend showed me was Faye Reagan
theacademy 04.19.11	texas.
Josh D. 04.19.11	Alexis, yes, but Lisa Ann isauyayauauaaaoaoaoaoaoaiaaiaiai blew it already.
theacademy 04.19.11	no way, man. don't mess with texas.
gotsthedewsdood 04.19.11	EMMA STONEEEEEE
Winsomniac 04.19.11	texASS.
Josh D. 04.19.11	"no way, man. don't mess with texas" Oh I don't, I tried once and it said "get the gimp", so I stopped.
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	All pornstars are kinda ugly, to be honest.
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	Especially male ones, obviously
theacademy 04.19.11	hahahah
Defeater 04.19.11	what a queer
gabethepiratesquid 04.19.11	fgt
Spec 04.19.11	Her eyes are incredible.
robertsona 04.19.11	hahahaha i just stumbled across a video by her last week that was awesome i feel weird saying that
Ire 04.19.11	gay opinions dont matter silly
Ire 04.19.11	i went there
Chrisjon89 04.19.11	Yeah Rose Byrne is amazing. Dunno why more people don't think the same.
robertsona 04.19.11	yeah abella
Defeater 04.19.11	i've always liked emmy rossum as well heard she's finally naked in the new show
Steoandnoodles 04.19.11	... (500) Days of Summer is an awesome movie. It's a romantic comedy disguised as a great film. :)
Defeater 04.19.11	I should start watching tv.
MO 04.19.11	Holly Peers [2] so smokin'
Mr_Coffee 04.19.11	Jenna Fischer Amy Adams Mary Elizabeth Winstead Tina Fey
Steoandnoodles 04.19.11	Mr_Coffee knows what he's talking about. Ellen Page too...always had a crush on that girl.
flalafell 04.19.11	tom brokaw
LepreCon 04.19.11	Emma Watson, she can do no wrong, even after an ill-advised haircut she still looks gorgeous. However she is but one, I could list a few more but I'd probably be flamed
Chrisjon89 04.20.11	I saw Ellen Page on Letterman last night. Just you know, like, flicking channels and shit. She was good. And yeh Emma Watson pretty much rules.
Butkuiss 04.20.11	Hey dudes-500 Days of Summer was actually a pretty good film.
Josh D. 04.20.11	Ellen Page, ugh.
Chrisjon89 04.20.11	andcas - fuck, marry or kill. Ellen page, ellen degeneres, Elle(n) Macpherson. I was gonna put Eleanor Roosevelt but don't want to offend Americans. You guys are alright.
Josh D. 04.20.11	Why would that offend me, I'd fuck Eleanor right now.
Chrisjon89 04.20.11	hahaha
Josh D. 04.20.11	Google.
Chrisjon89 04.20.11	It's actually Elle, chucked in the N just to meet criteria. She's Aussie, she goes good.
Chrisjon89 04.20.11	Your call. Probably play it safe and go 1941.
Chrisjon89 04.20.11	If you say now the FBI will skim over this list and put a little mark down next to your name.
Samshine 04.20.11	Shia Labeouf Dallas Green Johnny Knoxville Jake Gyllenhaal
Chrisjon89 04.20.11	Surely some space for Antonio Banderas? ^ There's alot of dudes who I just can't understand what women see in them, but Banderas (or Tony Flag when translated to English) is not one of them
ShadowRemains 04.20.11	emily scott emma frain peta todd
Josh D. 04.20.11	The problem with Ricci is that she has the face that she has.
Steoandnoodles 04.20.11	Ah Ellen Page is cute and she's a good actress. Nothin' wrong with that. (500) Days of Summer is a great film too guys. =) Wonderful sound track, you should check it out if you haven't seen it guys.
Puzzles 04.20.11	Emma Watson. Or that chick from Twilight. Oddly enough, both franchises are teen obsessions. I'm indifferent, but this doesn't take away from the fact that those two chicks are so fucking hot.
foreverendeared 04.20.11	Reese Witherspoon has never looked attractive to me. Same with Drew Barrymore and Julia Roberts and Kirsten Dunst. I put all 4 in the same category of ugly actresses that lots of men seem to think are attractive.
Puzzles 04.20.11	"There's alot of dudes who I just can't understand what women see in them" Yeah: George Clooney, what the fuck is up with that guy? John Travolta is another.
Steoandnoodles 04.20.11	Ever see Adventureland Puzzles?
foreverendeared 04.20.11	I can see why women would be attracted by George Clooney and John Travolta. It all starts with a strong jawline which, in my observations, is one of the main things that are attractive to women. You won't find a celebrity that women talk about as being attractive that doesn't have one.
Butkuiss 04.20.11	Ellen DeGeneres?
Chrisjon89 04.20.11	Not a big fan of the Twilight chick. It's like 'cheer up love'. She's still pretty hot though but the attitude is just brutal. Ricci and Watson both pretty much rule. Miranda Kerr/Adriana Lima too. Clooney is a good sport I think (he apparently voiced the gay dog on South Park?) but comes across as a bit of smug twat. I agree on Travolta too but not wise to diss him in an ItalianStallion's list. Hugh Grant...now there's someone I can't see any conceivable appeal in at all.
ARuinedEmpire 04.20.11	Amber heard and Miranda Kerr. yes.
austin888 05.03.11	Stacy Keibler, Jessica Biel, Juliya Chernetsky, Kristanna Loken, Gisele Bundchen, Cristina Scabbia, Vida Guerra, Milla Jovovich, Rebecca Romijn