BigHans: Manliest List Ever

BigHans 03.31.11	Best list ever. Holy shit artwork came through.
JWT155 03.31.11	You're dangerous Maverick.
BigHans 03.31.11	you. YOURE DANGEROUS. ICE-MANNNNNNNNNN
defjaw83 03.31.11	testicles in this list
MO 03.31.11	Anything by Behemoth, Nile or Meshuggah is manly as fuck
BigHans 03.31.11	shit I forgot Meshuggah
AngelofDeath 03.31.11	List is pretty righteous. Iceman teeth chomp
omnipanzer 03.31.11	Whoa, Manly... Lots of good stuff Hans but I doubt you needed to be told that ;^)
Remer17 03.31.11	Manowar sure is manly.
BigHans 03.31.11	Manowar sure is manly ^ The manliest
0vrot 03.31.11	You picked the worst Gwar album. Also, Fuck Yeah Jackyl!
SeaAnemone 03.31.11	vvv
SeaAnemone 03.31.11	pretty good list but I think we can all agree that this could use some Neutral Milk Hotel, or at least a Jeff Mangum solo album
fr33convict 03.31.11	1. paramore - riot! 2. adam lambert - for your entertainment 3. queen - dahlia 4. hey monday - idk discog. 5. metal - waking the fallen 6. 7. fall out boy - somethin bout a cork tree 8. britney spears - tits 9. taylor swift - fearless 10. opeth - chords n shit
AggravatedYeti 03.31.11	Hans my "manly" list would be like 70% rap 25% classic punx and like 5% twee pop for good measure. this list though? fucking bleeds testosterone.
0vrot 03.31.11	My manly list would just be Manowar's discog
Baphomet 03.31.11	"Anything by Behemoth, Nile or Meshuggah is manly as fuck" Rotten Sound, Anaal Nathrakh, Clinging to the Trees of a Forest Fire, The Red Chord, Ulcerate, Kerouac, Iskra and KVELERTAK! List could also use Neutral Milk Hotel.
Maniac! 03.31.11	you put mudvayne on a list. kickass.
MO 03.31.11	fuck yea Baph, Immolation as well
defjaw83 03.31.11	Need some Strife up in here
CrisStyles 03.31.11	I figured this was a Hans list as soon as I saw the title. Good stuff on here as always.
Nagrarok 03.31.11	List rules in usual Hans fashion, lol at Top Gun soundtrack as final entry.
BigHans 03.31.11	You picked the worst Gwar album. ^ Im not expert on their discog but that album has classics like Gonna Kill You, I Hate Love Songs, Preschool Prostitute, and Scallop Boat
BigHans 03.31.11	lol at Neutral Milk Hotel. Maniac - I can appreciate the awesomeness of LD 50
Maniac! 03.31.11	Severed is one of the best nu-metal songs ever.
Maniac! 03.31.11	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?listid=69627
BigHans 03.31.11	I think I put enough hardcore on here to placate Sea.
Psychopathologist 03.31.11	lol this list
Maniac! 03.31.11	where's the hardcore?
BigHans 03.31.11	Everytime I Die and Refused. Ok so its only 2 albums Maybe Doomriders are. Hell I dont know what the hell they are, they just rule
JamieTwort 03.31.11	This is possibly the best list I have ever seen.
BigHans 03.31.11	I think you're right Jamie, and Thanks
Inveigh 03.31.11	this list reeks of cheap beer, stripper thngs, diesel fuel and worn leather. fuck yes. will be back with my list of manmusic.
Inveigh 03.31.11	damnit, should've read "stripper thongs"
BigHans 03.31.11	cheap beer, stripper thngs, diesel fuel and worn leather ^ Thats like the manliest combination of things I can think of. Just add "while grilling"
BigHans 03.31.11	List rules in usual Hans fashion, lol at Top Gun soundtrack as final entry ^ and I wasnt even being ironic Nag
BigHans 03.31.11	Youre probably right but if I edit the list the artwork will go to shit
Maniac! 03.31.11	^ and I wasnt even being ironic Nag misusing irony again
Inveigh 03.31.11	yes, you can throw the sweet scent of grilled red meat in there too -- really it should just be implied
Irving 03.31.11	YOU CAN BE MY WINGMAN ANYTIME.
wyankeif1337 03.31.11	Advent - Naked and Cold makes me feel pretty manly
Hyperion1001 03.31.11	Tyr - By the Light of the Northern Star Manly as balls.
Trebor. 03.31.11	The Locust - Plague Soundscapes
Inveigh 03.31.11	my list (not definitive really, just off the top of my head, and not ranked of course) Down - NOLA Clutch - Blast Tyrant Pantera - Vulgar Display of Power Kyuss - Blues for the Red Sun Diamond Head - Lightning to the Nations Metallica - Garage, Inc. Kvelertak - Kvelertak Danzig - II: Lucifuge Black Sabbath - Master of Reality Corrosion of Conformity - Deliverance and of course, all but two of those are already on this list.
Winsomniac 03.31.11	Needs more Returners.
JamieTwort 03.31.11	2 albums I would have also included: Bad Moon Rising - Opium for the Masses Spiritual Beggars - Ad Astra
Athom 03.31.11	s club 7
wyankeif1337 03.31.11	OH OH OH AMON AMARTH - DISCOG
BigHans 03.31.11	I would have put Lucifuge on here but I was too lazy to look up how it was worded because I didnt want to fuck up the artwork. It defintiely slays more than the S/T Win - thought about Returners, its manly, but probably a little too melodic for this list.
BigHans 03.31.11	Tyr - By the Light of the Northern Star ^ Just listened to Hail to the Hammer. Manly indeed.
Wolfhorde 03.31.11	Props for the first 20, especially things like 2 and 5.
Inveigh 03.31.11	yeah Jailbreak probably rules as hard or harder than anything on my list, but i just thought those were manlier but then again what could be manlier than Thin Lizzy...
Wolfhorde 03.31.11	"but then again what could be manlier than Thin Lizzy... " The only thing as manly as Thin Lizzy is Neil Fallon's beard.
Plank 03.31.11	I can feel the testosterone building up inside me.
BigHans 03.31.11	Neil Fallon pretty much is the definition of manly
Winsomniac 03.31.11	Nonsense, Hans. No such thing as too melodic.
BigHans 03.31.11	oh I love melodic I just dont thnk of returners when I think of putting on something manly. I put it on when I want something anthemic. Sometimes the two go hand in hand, sometimes they don't.
LepreCon 03.31.11	'Manly Albums 3' from me will see the light of day, sometime
BigHans 03.31.11	Yes Conor, do it. Its a manly day.
0vrot 03.31.11	I would Scumdogs Of The Universe as the gwar album, has classics such as Sick Of You Black And Huge Maggots The Horror Of Yig Much more manly than that one
greg84 03.31.11	The list is missing a lot of stoner metal essentials, but still it's pretty good.
BigHans 03.31.11	It may be. But Gonna Kill You is the manliest power ballad ever.
Wolfhorde 03.31.11	I should do a music with balls list volume 2. Thanks for the inspiration, Hans.
BigHans 03.31.11	thats what Im hear for
Winsomniac 03.31.11	Fair enough, I can respect that.
0vrot 03.31.11	Nah, the best is You Are My Meat from Gwars newest album.
BigHans 03.31.11	Listening to You Are My Meat right now. Instant classic.
Satellite 03.31.11	the volleyball scene in top gun is the manliest thing ever
0vrot 03.31.11	Then Turn Into Shit And EXPLODE OUT MY ASS!!!! You are my meat!!! ClassicClassicClassic The whole new album rules, it is probably there best musically.
Nagrarok 03.31.11	and I wasnt even being ironic Nag ^yeah I know
BigHans 03.31.11	the volleyball scene in top gun is the manliest thing ever ^ Satty, you should download the Kenny Loggins song that plays during that scene. I think its called Playing With The Boys.
inspectorK 03.31.11	awesome
Strider 03.31.11	List is manly as fuck
omnipanzer 03.31.11	needs Rollins Band - Weight
BigHans 03.31.11	Man I havent heard that in probably 17 years
iFghtffyrdmns 03.31.11	damn. that's some manly shit.
omnipanzer 03.31.11	Bad ass album bro. You should pick it up again. Disconnect fool icom Civilized liar shine
BigHans 03.31.11	only song I remember is Liar
omnipanzer 03.31.11	I'm not surprised, Give it a spin and thank me later ;^) Makes you feel manly.
BigHans 03.31.11	fuck yes
omnipanzer 03.31.11	You meet me And you whole world changes Because everything I say is everything you've ever wanted to hear So you drop all your defenses and you drop all your fears And you trust me completely I'm perfect In every way Cause I make you feel so strong and so powerful inside You feel so lucky But your ego obscures reality And you never bother to wonder why Things are going so well You wanna know why? Cause I'm a liar
omnipanzer 03.31.11	That's fucking art brother.
demigod! 03.31.11	Fuck yeah, manly. Just missing Wu-tang and Isis.
Counterfeit 03.31.11	my dick grew while reading this. CAUSE IM A LIAR YEAH IM A LIAR ILL TEAR YOUR MIND OUT ILL BURN YOUR SOUL ILL TURN YOU INTO ME ILL TURN YOU INTO ME CAUSE IM A LIAR A LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR LIAR fuck need to listen to that right now
omnipanzer 03.31.11	yes sir, yes you do. I've been listening to the album for the last half hour or so. Manly quote is manly: Bob Hauk: You going to kill me, Snake? Snake Plissken: Not now, I'm too tired. [pause] Snake Plissken: Maybe later.
BigHans 03.31.11	lol Escape From New York
omnipanzer 03.31.11	Manly comedy ftw
BigHans 03.31.11	Tango & Cash
omnipanzer 03.31.11	why's your gun bigger? Genetics...
AnotherBrick 03.31.11	strapping young lad - city = manliest everything
BigHans 03.31.11	Who the fuck do you think you are? RAMBO?! Rambo is a pussy
BigHans 03.31.11	strapping young lad - city = manliest everything ^ yeah um how the fuck did I forget that one?
Bloodbirds 03.31.11	It's missing UFO - Strangers in the Night [Edit] You've got Lights Out. My bad.
BigHans 03.31.11	I put Lights Out for UFO
omnipanzer 03.31.11	Three more comments, one for each album ;^) mor3 manliness Harry Callahan: Where's the girl? The Killer: You tried to kill me! Harry Callahan: If I tried to do that your head would be splattered all over this field - now where's the girl?
BigHans 03.31.11	I know what youre thinking punk. Youre thinking has he fired 6 shots or only 5. Now being this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handfun in the world, and would blow your head CLEAN OFF, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? WELL DO YA, PUNK
omnipanzer 03.31.11	100 Sarah Belding: Be careful. You're a man who makes people afraid, and that's dangerous. The Stranger: It's what people know about themselves inside that makes 'em afraid.
KinkyFresh 03.31.11	brandon flowers
BigHans 03.31.11	I used to have a list of awesome manly/cheesy 80's action movie quotes, but I think it got deleted.
darlingfemmefatal 03.31.11	Pretty fucking epic list... serious digs on 8!.... and of course 58 and 59... pretty flippin' sweeeeeeet :) But seriously... wtf is up with 30 and 75?!? Really?!?!
AnotherBrick 03.31.11	dont worry man, you can swap it out with 92 : )
AnotherBrick 03.31.11	dont worry man, you can swap it out with 92 : )
kangaroopoo 03.31.11	testosterone levels dangerously high, list is so win kyuss, karma to burn, coc, mm, biohazard, aic, down etc.
BigHans 03.31.11	thanks for the karma to burn rec Kangaroo. Brick, not editing list, it would fuck up artwork.
BigHans 03.31.11	But seriously... wtf is up with 30 and 75?!? Really?!?! ^ come on now they are at the very least manly. Voices ftw
wabbit 03.31.11	no tom waits man?
FadeToBlack 03.31.11	its ironic that symbolic of all dm albums is on here
omnipanzer 04.01.11	oooooo, I didn't catch 30. Boooooo! 75 is the shit DFF don't get it twisted.
omnipanzer 04.01.11	"its ironic that symbolic of all dm albums is on here" You are a saucy bitch FtB.
Aids 04.01.11	Kiss is not manly
Chrisjon89 04.01.11	Today is the first I've heard of 71, haven't listened to but it's become one of my favourite records. This list will put hair on your chest and/or bollocks, so women should steer clear of this little nugget of gold.
omnipanzer 04.01.11	Kiss is not manly [2] List is estrogen killer.
renegadestrings 04.01.11	needs Miss Machine and Perseverance. otherwise, damn. this is hella manly. even Damageplan is on here
Banion 04.01.11	Holy fuck I'm overwhelmed by manliness
FirstLight 04.01.11	Holy shit half of this is so good, and the other 50% is horrible.
Samshine 04.01.11	Too much Testosterone in here.
Trundle 04.01.11	knew you'd have 37 on here!
rockandmetaljunkie 04.02.11	Great list man but you forgot (?) Motorhead
BigHans 04.02.11	Overkill is on here dude
lookatthatparkinglot 04.02.11	lol @ DMX
KeithStone582 04.02.11	Holy hell. I gotta go lift some weights.
qwe3 04.03.11	if this is a manly list then why is there power metal on it
Relinquished 04.03.11	yeah dude i mean where the fucking fuck is fuckin meshuggah
BigHans 06.06.11	bumping to offset VeilofBreakdowns "manly" list
MO 06.06.11	no need, we've known it's no man for a while now
omnipanzer 06.06.11	Still needs Rollins and/or black Flag sir.
BigHans 06.06.11	cant edit it will screw up album art
omnipanzer 06.06.11	I know, posting it for posterity.
OFace 06.06.11	This list is so manly its almost like I made it
omnipanzer 06.07.11	Gonna go ahead and hump this list whilst bumping. Enjoy perverts!
BigHans 06.07.11	dude these "revolution" lists are great and all but this list is the standard for true manly metal
omnipanzer 06.29.12	EVER!
BallsToTheWall 06.29.12	These manly lists are inspiring me to devote an afternoon to heavy dumbell curls and hang cleans.
JamieTwort 06.29.12	m/
BigHans 02.15.13	bump best list ever
Inveigh 02.15.13	this was a true classic
MO 02.15.13	fuck yea m/
BigHans 02.15.13	m/m/m/m/m/m/m/m/m/m/m/m
wabbit 02.15.13	RIP
JamieTwort 02.15.13	Best list ever [2]
DamnVanne 02.15.13	I've never wanted so bad to be a lady
BigHans 03.15.13
JamieTwort 03.15.13	This is still probably the best list I've ever seen on Sputnik.
KjSwantko 03.15.13	Top Gun soundtrack lmao. Nice Hans.
DominionMM1 03.15.13	aw yeah
KjSwantko 03.15.13	"I've never wanted so bad to be a lady" um
BigHans 03.15.13	m///////////////////////
BigHans 03.15.13	This is still probably the best list I've ever seen on Sputnik. ^ That belongs to my "Hard Jams Inc - The Beginning" list
pissbore 03.15.13	25 so hard
MO 03.15.13	"^ That belongs to my "Hard Jams Inc - The Beginning" list " I don't know your sputnik football one was pretty awesome
omnipanzer 03.20.13	Bump
JamieTwort 03.20.13	m/
NightProwler 03.20.13	m/ [2]
omnipanzer 03.20.13	m/
BigPleb 03.20.13	100 m/
argonaut 08.30.15	List rules, m/
AlexKzillion 05.20.16	Damn my dad owns a shit ton of this stuff.
InbredJed 05.20.16	I saw this list name and was expecting pleblist. Began scrolling and was increasingly impressed until the point I scrolled back up to the top and looked at the user name. Then it all made sense. Love ya Hans!
Cygnatti 05.20.16	list is invalid because it doesn't have the stooges
InbredJed 05.20.16	k maybe you have a point with that, but cmon, you dont just invalidate a list like this due to a single overlook.
AlexKzillion 05.20.16	9 is all you need to be manly
Kompys2000 07.28.16	yep, 9 and 2 are here, you pass.
Snake. 07.28.16	http://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/members/1068436.jpg
CaimanJesus 07.29.16	Nothing screams manly like taylor hall
DominionMM1 09.16.16	fucking bump cuz this site is soft and doughy
Snake. 09.16.16	nothing wrong with that
miketunneyiscool123 09.16.16	This list alone will put hairs on your chest.
Snake. 09.16.16	yeah take it from easily the manliest user on this site
miketunneyiscool123 09.16.16	Shut the fuck up Snake.
Snake. 09.16.16	sorry pal
miketunneyiscool123 09.16.16	Yeah fuck you too.
Rolling Girl 09.16.16	No Brocas Helm? :[
Artuma 09.16.16	ctrl+f "neurosis" -> 0 results wat