sonictheplumber
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Last Active 10-24-22 3:41 am
Joined 11-16-06

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 Lists
03.04.23 ufo crashes into train derailment, wher08.07.22 true progmetal experiments to fight the
07.27.22 hunter biden documents07.25.22 head shop brutality
06.28.22 Head Shop Jams04.15.22 Steve Hackett secret meeting with Joe b
04.13.22 joe biden keeps raising the price of be04.03.22 brutal farts
03.27.22 vladimir pootin is based and epic, a co01.21.22 electronovice
12.18.21 goddamn true black evil darkness of fuc12.12.21 thoughts on omicron?
11.24.21 obama orders joe biden to order kielbas11.24.21 emails reveal kamala harris ordered lit
11.13.21 1984 is the greatest year ever made11.04.21 ass destruction day 1 tomorrow
11.01.21 kids in the basement of ATL metal venue10.28.21 alec baldwin was an inside job
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Users Who Should Be On Staff

the real list. in no order
1 rush
retrospective I (1974-1980)


josh d - the man is a genius, even though he only rates greatest hits albums and master of puppets, we need more/better reviews for both of those. his dry wit and obvious loserdom cannot be matched and he will fit right in with all the staff homos ( ;) )
2rush
hemispheres


KILL - great writer who likes to hide his skills by trolling converge threads and saying things like "u chodes dig rush??? fuck yar bring on the prog chode" and usually getting a response like "who's rush?" from the jacob bannon butthole club
3metallica
ride the lightning


bighans: fucker can cook, he has a job for microsoft, AND he likes man music. plus, we need reviews for hair metal albums, as much as 98% of them blow dick.
4minutemen
paranoid time


porch: the man is a genius and the only fucker here who keeps punk rock alive. he doesn't get into this faux-punk anti-flag or taking back charlotte or simple plan. it's all about black flag, the minutemen, the huskers, minor threat, and he also likes MELVINS and DINO JR.
5led zeppelin
led zeppelin IV


bron-yr-aur: people dont even realize how much i used to riip this guy off. josh should be on staff just for his massive influence on me, cause when i joined the site, i liked the beatles and led zeppelin, and that's all he reviewed.
6Nickelback
Dark Horse


kimmsightmatters: she has had a hard life (she got beat up a lot in high school, her uncle died when she was young) and she is such a strong person. her positive attitude can change us all. and she sent me some poems and erotic stories she had wrote. this slut has talent!
7Def Leppard
Yeah!


deflepp0925: most of you don't remember this chode, but he was master of the track-by-track era.
8descendents
milo goes to college


AtavanHalen: man (woman?) has the taste of spin magazine and the nice attitude to make up for it
9megadeth
youthanasia


megadeth: the man obviously tries real hard to emulate me and KILL, but he is a worthy successor for one me and KILL go on to valhalla.
10 candlemass
epicus doomicus metalicus


420yeah666yeah69: rest in peace
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