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|Cream Of The Crap v5.0|
kay this has run its course. I'll think of something else
|1|| ||Sonic Syndicate|
We Are The Night
Anyone who saw this coming, raise your hand. Sonic Syndicate has regressed from a passable melodeath
band to a fucking abhorrent douchey buttcheese band. They sound like Chris Daughty trying to fit in with his
prep friends. Yep, goodbye emo flicks and eye liner. Make way for toques, sunglasses and Ed Hardy.
Conformity to this degree should be illegal. I bet M.Shadows is checking his balls right now, because Sonic
Syndicate is clearly sucking on every part of them. Ps their bassist is fuckable
William Control...pretty sure Channing summed up everyone's opinion on this guy in his review for Will's
s/t debut. The guy's a shitload of fuck. Watch this band's videos and try to refrain yourself from kicking
your monitor in the face. Aiden is a "horror punk" band...I get the horror, because it's like sucking on
gasoline from a gas station nozzle after the attendant took a piss in the tube, but they're not punk at all.
They're just another poppy emo band that somehow finds a new way to set new standards for shit every
time they release an album. And that one video with the black wrestler all greased up made me
sporadically discombobulate it was so fucking strange.
Now, I like Chris Cornell. Soundgarden was a good band that made some big songs. Even some of his solo
stuff is alright. But this here, this is pure piss in a bottle. Timbaland...what? What the fuck is he doing
here? Shouldn?t he stick to sounding like a possessed tree sloth in the background of Nelly Furtado songs
and slapping a big fat "ft. Timbaland" underneath them? (Yes I know he's a producer too) Say goodbye to
the guitars and drums, say hello to shitty R&B beats and mistimed bass drops. I think Lil Wayne should
take note of this the next time he tries anymore of this cross-genre bullshit: it doesn't fucking work. Plain
Canadians are ashamed to be associated with this band, and it doesn't help our cause that they play at
every single god damn fucking event in our country. Chad Kroeger sounds like a drunken old man that
comes up with lyrics by staring at LGs passing by the bar window. Someone actually put one song over
another, and they literally sound exactly the same. Doesn't take a genius to realize that Canadians have
no ears, and one should not take the Junos seriously. If anyone else had put such a shitty effort in to
distinguish their materials presented at their workplace, they would have been booted in the ass long ago.
The Spaniards had it right when they pelted them with rocks.
|5||Theory of a Deadman|
Scars and Souvenirs
See above, just take out Chad Kroeger and insert whoever the fuck the singer for this band is.
|Nickelback is better than every other band you have mentioned in all of these lists.|
|ugh, chris cornell needs to die|
|and they still blow ass|
|Yeah not saying they're good, although I really like The State, but they are far better than the other shit mentioned in these threads. Granted, thats not saying much.|
|it's different if you're Canadian|
|these lists are pretty predictable|
|that's why this is the last one|
|you should do one of bands no one would expect to be on a "shitty bands" list|
|DO WE HAVE ANY FANS IN PORTUGAL?!|
|wanna hear some rock and roll or go home?|
|"you should do one of bands no one would expect to be on a "shitty bands" list"|
Yeah all we need is another lame "shitty bands list" with Opeth, converge, brand new, etc on it
|I thought this was a new Hellacopters cd! Damn...|
|who are they|
|i feel bad for you|