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Cream Of The Crap v4.0

Your move, world
1Escape The Fate
Escape The Fate


They proclaimed that this was going to "rewrite rock and roll". It's closer to being a kidney stone wrapped in fat rolls. This thing is putrid snot dripping out of a deer's nasal cavities. What's worse is the fact that these guys consider themselves to be the second coming of Jesus. It's like, do they honestly think these riffs haven't been recycled thirty thousand times already? And the douche aviators just fit this band so perfectly. They should just make a split with Avenged Sevenfold and call it "Pretentious Fucks Collide". If some kid came up to you on the street and said "Hai guys go get the new escape the fate cd from hot topic featuring the song issues", you'd slap him across the face and hand him some Gojira. Also, gotta love that banner that was at the top of Sputnik. Fucking ridiculous.
2Storage 24
Storage 24


Imagine Limp Bizkit with worse lyrics and possibly the most interesting combination of band members ever. Yep, frontman Baby Phred is truly one of the best of our time. Fuck, this video is like drinking beer out of someone's asshole...tastes like shit and is probably unpleasant to look at. There's two black wannabe gangsta rappers that sing...okay...and then a scene kid...then someone in a gas mask...and then the scene kid's dad...and then a metalhead. And then these beats that were lifted right out of Linkin Park's anal cavity. It's like they met at a retard convention and decided to make br00tal music, and the scene kid's dad was dropping him off and wanted to join in. It's like someone took a genre shit and flushed it down a toilet somewhere, and the result was Storage 24.
3 Breathe Carolina
It's Classy Not Classic


Electro-pop duo. That's enough to avoid this shit at all costs. It's essentially just another 3OH!3 copy. Why anyone would want to copy that fecal matter is beyond me. And the vocals sound like he's got crabs pinched onto his nuts hanging on for dear life. Or maybe he's just got crabs. Probably from fucking them scene girls at their concerts. Go to a Breathe Carolina concert, get yourself tested. If you mosh, wear a radioactive suit, lest you be stricken with syphilis and gadzooked by gonorrhoea. Actually, just stay away from these fuckers completely. Every second you listen results in the death of a thousand brain cells. And for fuck's sake, will someone take away those pink and black sunglasses from bands like this and burn them in a landfill somewhere? While you're at it, burn all copies of this CD as well and we can pretend it never existed.
4Panic! At The Disco
Pretty. Odd.


I used to refer to these guys as being the "closing the goddamn door" band, because that's the only lyric I could remember from their breakout single. And what a regurgitated owl turd it was. This offers absolutely nothing new to the table, and actually makes me angry that it exists at all. It's catchy like herpes, it's entertaining like painting grass and watching it dry as it grows and it's as innovative as a slice of bread. Horrible.
5Waking The Cadaver
Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler


Simply put, the worst deathcore album of all time. He basically sounds like he's gargling his own hog. SHREDDDEDDD WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT! snaresnaresnaresnaresnaresnare mistimed junning breakdown here pinch BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH SNUH SNUH BLAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBREEEEEEEEE JUN JUN JUNJUNJUN JUN JUN I LIKE TO CHEW ON GUM I LIKE TO COLOUR PAINT BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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