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|Cream Of The Crap v4.0|
Your move, world
|1||Escape The Fate|
Escape The Fate
They proclaimed that this was going to "rewrite rock and roll". It's closer to
being a kidney stone wrapped in fat rolls. This thing is putrid snot dripping
out of a deer's nasal cavities. What's worse is the fact that these guys
consider themselves to be the second coming of Jesus. It's like, do they
honestly think these riffs haven't been recycled thirty thousand times
already? And the douche aviators just fit this band so perfectly. They should
just make a split with Avenged Sevenfold and call it "Pretentious Fucks
Collide". If some kid came up to you on the street and said "Hai guys go get
the new escape the fate cd from hot topic featuring the song issues", you'd
slap him across the face and hand him some Gojira. Also, gotta love that
banner that was at the top of Sputnik. Fucking ridiculous.
Imagine Limp Bizkit with worse lyrics and possibly the most interesting
combination of band members ever. Yep, frontman Baby Phred is truly one
of the best of our time. Fuck, this video is like drinking beer out of
someone's asshole...tastes like shit and is probably unpleasant to look at.
There's two black wannabe gangsta rappers that sing...okay...and then a
scene kid...then someone in a gas mask...and then the scene kid's
dad...and then a metalhead. And then these beats that were lifted right out of Linkin Park's anal cavity.
It's like they met at a retard convention and
decided to make br00tal music, and the scene kid's dad was dropping him
off and wanted to join in. It's like someone took a genre shit and flushed it
down a toilet somewhere, and the result was Storage 24.
|3|| ||Breathe Carolina|
It's Classy Not Classic
Electro-pop duo. That's enough to avoid this shit at all costs. It's essentially
just another 3OH!3 copy. Why anyone would want to copy that fecal matter
is beyond me. And the vocals sound like he's got crabs pinched onto his
nuts hanging on for dear life. Or maybe he's just got crabs. Probably from
fucking them scene girls at their concerts. Go to a Breathe Carolina concert,
get yourself tested. If you mosh, wear a radioactive suit, lest you be
stricken with syphilis and gadzooked by gonorrhoea. Actually, just stay
away from these fuckers completely. Every second you listen results in the
death of a thousand brain cells. And for fuck's sake, will someone take
away those pink and black sunglasses from bands like this and burn them
in a landfill somewhere? While you're at it, burn all copies of this CD as well
and we can pretend it never existed.
|4||Panic! At The Disco|
I used to refer to these guys as being the "closing the goddamn door"
band, because that's the only lyric I could remember from their breakout
single. And what a regurgitated owl turd it was. This offers absolutely
nothing new to the table, and actually makes me angry that it exists at all.
It's catchy like herpes, it's entertaining like painting grass and watching it
dry as it grows and it's as innovative as a slice of bread. Horrible.
|5||Waking The Cadaver|
Perverse Recollections of a Necromangler
Simply put, the worst deathcore album of all time. He basically sounds like he's gargling his own hog.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT! snaresnaresnaresnaresnaresnare mistimed junning breakdown here pinch
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH SNUH SNUH BLAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBREEEEEEEEE JUN JUN
JUNJUNJUN JUN JUN I LIKE TO CHEW ON GUM I LIKE TO COLOUR PAINT
|lol shreddedd and shreeddedd and shrrddeddd WHEEEEEEEEEEEEET|
|DON'T TOUCH MY RICE|
really going out on a limb with these.
|4 shouldnt be here|
|yes it should, Panic! At The Disco is awful|
|Oh look, another list of bad music.|
|It's pretty much the same bands that everyone else has made a list about. We know they are bad, why make another list whining about them?|
|yeah but the list is called "Cream of the Crap v4.0" and not "Worst Bands Ever" so it's different.|
|I enjoy these lists thoroughly.|
|I have on question for you regarding the quality of the aforementioned cream. Does it, by chance happen to be crème friache?|
|4 had a great debut album but Pretty Odd was awful|
|all these bands suck, congrats on noticing|
|i lol'd at the description for panic|
|thanks I do what I can|
|your descriptions are hilarious.|
and agreed with bloc, AFYCSO was excellent. pretty odd was just shitty baroque pop
|dude this is fucking hilarious. I love the ETF one|
|Pretty Odd more like Pretty Fucking Terrible.|