Counterfeit
11.23.10 | digs. last 2 are lols.
inb4 huge religious debate.
or maybe only like two comments calling me retarded idk. |
BigHans
11.23.10 | lol thats what Satan wants you to think. That hooker you snorted blow off of? She'll be getting raped by a combination of arch-demons and demonic wildebeasts. |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | no guys it's all a lie.
the religious fuckheads in the vatican want us to believe hell is full of pain and torment.
IT'S ALL BULLSHIT.
remember dying because of alcohol poisoning?
THAT DOESNT HAPPEN IN HELL.
you just keep drinking. |
BigHans
11.23.10 | lol lol lol lol lol |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | you're blind hans.
you're blinded by your faith. |
Inveigh
11.23.10 | well if you listen to what it says in the Bible then Gandhi's in hell
I bet Gandhi's lame as fuck. plus you'd have a bunch of militant Muslims running around blowing themselves up for all eternity |
Inveigh
11.23.10 | I'm assuming you're basing this off the classic christian version of hell |
McCopper
11.23.10 | "remember dying because of alcohol poisoning?"
No, cause I died.
wait.... |
McCopper
11.23.10 | This thread brings the lols |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | Yeah. but Veigh. For every one Gandhi and every 2 terrorists there's 20 college kids lookin to get fucked up. and fucked. the choice is obvious here. |
BigHans
11.23.10 | Its pretty simple. If you actually believe there is a hell, you're a fucking idiot for saying it would be better than Heaven. Not against you specifically Feit, just against this argument in general. |
Inveigh
11.23.10 | Feit's obviously joking around here, and I've heard this before. It makes sense when you think about the partying aspect -- but the argument itself is pretty ludicrous. If you're saying there is a hell, but it's full of partiers, then you're saying the Bible's version of hell is a lie. So then you also don't know who's getting into Heaven and who's not, because the Bible can no longer be trusted according to this logic.
also, just because there's 20 partiers, 1 Gandhi and 2 terrorists doesn't mean the partiers win that battle. I'm pretty sure the party-goers outnumber Jason in every single Friday the 13th movie, but that doesn't mean I want that to happen to me in real life. |
Gmork89
11.23.10 | I think if there is a hell, I doubt it's reserved for alcoholics and partiers. |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | Yeah but terrorists are gonna be confused and be like "oh, hey, it's my virgins." THEY WONT BE AN ISSUE.
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Inveigh
11.23.10 | all of this being said, I don't think the Bible's version of heaven OR hell are really very likely |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.23.10 | I can barely stand to be around people in this life - the idea that I might have to spend a gajillion years with my family and friends is terrifying. |
Inveigh
11.23.10 | I know, I'm kind of hoping to be reincarnated as an American domesticated cat, owned by a nice upper middle class family |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | Of course they're not veigh, that's how I figured out that hell is really what one might call "heaven" |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.23.10 | A cat would be sweet, or a big angry dog, or a ninja assassin |
Maniac!
11.23.10 | 'all of this being said, I don't think the Bible's version of heaven OR hell are really very likely'
or any other religion's depiction of them, for that matter. |
Inveigh
11.23.10 | or a sloth |
climactic
11.23.10 | lets go to hell and chill wit carlin |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.23.10 | I know some branches of Christianity don't actually believe in hell, like the J Witnesses. And heaven is only for the elite, the rest are gonna be on earth again. |
Maniac!
11.23.10 | Religion itself is a logical fallacy anyway |
Maniac!
11.23.10 | I can totally respect deists and pantheists though |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | If i came back i'd totes wanna be an anal bead.
i mean...... |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.23.10 | Depends on how you mean, Maniac. It's a fairly logical product of human psychology. |
Inveigh
11.23.10 | "Religion itself is a logical fallacy anyway"
my first reaction to that statement was something like "well THAT might be taking it a bit too far" but then I thought about it. you might be right, sort of. |
climactic
11.23.10 | deist here |
Maniac!
11.23.10 | It's a fairly logical product of human psychology.
agreed in that sense
but i meant that all religions base themselves on illogical ideas |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.23.10 | Inductive logic, like the black swan thingy |
Maniac!
11.23.10 | I like asking this question
"You say you can have a personal relationship with a god that transcends human knowledge. How can you have a relationship with a being that cannot even enter your realm of perception?"
something to that extent |
Maniac!
11.23.10 | Inductive logic, like the black swan thingy
LEAVE MY INDUCTIVE REASONING ALONE! :P |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | the murder of the fallacy will come. |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.23.10 | I asked my future father-in-law if there'd be stuff like xboxes after we're all resurrected. He said no. |
Maniac!
11.23.10 | I'll be playing Left 4 Dead |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | hey guys, if sinners go to hell, but god forgives all sinners, why is there hell? |
DoubtGin
11.23.10 | sigh. |
ConsiderPhlebas
11.23.10 | I'll be playing oblivion |
Maniac!
11.23.10 | I really do not know why I started debating religion on sputnik. Feit you can delete all my posts if you want. haha |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | haha i dont care man. but seriously someone answer my fuggn question |
Maniac!
11.23.10 | the christian answer is:
god only forgives sinners that repent and obey him the rest of their lives
everyone else burns |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | but repenting takes like two minutes and it wouldnt be hard to obey him if heaven is as dope as them christians say it is.
goddamn man it's such a clusterfuck of making no sense. |
Maniac!
11.23.10 | Also you go to hell if you've never heard of christianity |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | i wish i'd never heard of it |
Asiatic667
11.23.10 | And god forgives anyone who asks and gives mercy to those who don't deserve it.
So by that logic, heaven will be overloaded with scabs and dole-bludgers. Anyway, who
wants to live forever with someone who made it the only favorable option? |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | uhhhh. religious people? |
Asiatic667
11.23.10 | They say they want to, but it's only because they don't have the imagination to hope for anything else. |
Maniac!
11.23.10 | I'm glad to know that when I die, I stay dead. After (hopefully) 80+ years, I'd get pretty damn tired of everything. |
Asiatic667
11.23.10 | Heaven is the spiritual version of jumping the shark |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | i wanna be like 60 |
Asiatic667
11.23.10 | I want to grow old, but not shit- my- pants- and- live- off- porridge- old |
Terrifyer
11.23.10 | list should be crushed into a little ball |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | pretty much asiatic. terrifyer you luv it dont lie |
Jakeitwasaghost
11.23.10 | I bet they have better burritos in hell. All that fire would make for some good roasted peppers. Do they have puppies in heck? |
Defeater
11.23.10 | "plus you'd have a bunch of militant Muslims running around blowing themselves up for all eternity"
lmfao hilarious mental picture |
AggravatedYeti
11.23.10 | all dogs go to heaven. |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | of course jake.
the burritos in heaven suck, btw. |
Jakeitwasaghost
11.23.10 | Dude, I bet. It seems like the burritos would be cold, and they'd put something gay like sugar on it. |
Counterfeit
11.23.10 | Exactly. Up in the clouds, warm burritos? No way. Gimme that spicy stuff. |
BigTuna
11.23.10 | Maniac you are sounding a LOT like your mentor... |
Ovrot
11.23.10 | Guys, Guys.....
You are forgetting about Xenu. |
bloc
11.23.10 | WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE IN? HEAVEN OR HELL?
YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN HEAVEN CUZ WE'RE LIVIN IN HELL. |
BigTuna
11.23.10 | If I get to heaven I'll be bloody as hell |
Ovrot
11.23.10 | The lover of life's not a sinner
The ending is just a beginner
The closer you get to the meaning
The sooner you'll know that you're dreaming
So it's on and on and on
Oh it's on and on and on
It goes on and on and on, Heaven and Hell
I can tell, fool, fool!
|
Mysteryskater2012
11.24.10 | im going to purgatory |
Maniac!
11.24.10 | oh fuck a catholic |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | In the butt. |
ShadowRemains
11.24.10 | dammit feit why did you do this? |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | for the lulz. cmon you enjoyed it a lil bit. |
Baphomet
11.24.10 | Even though I'm not religious at all and hate religion as a whole. I'd love to go to hell and see if I can find mother teresa anywhere there. |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | jesus is just alright with me
jesus is just alright oh yeah
lol luv freaks and geeks |
Ovrot
11.24.10 | Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is a friend.
lol
Sonseed. |
Plank
11.24.10 | Jesus loves me this I know for the Bible tells me so. hurhur |
Baphomet
11.24.10 | Jesus touched me.
Inappropriately |
Inveigh
11.24.10 | jesus is just alright with me
jesus is just alright oh yeah
^please tell me you know what that's really from |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | obviously i dont.
i jus enjoy lolin at milly. |
Inveigh
11.24.10 | Doobie Brothers man, c'mon! |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | aww i feel stupid now. |
Inveigh
11.24.10 | it's ok it's just that you're going to hell now |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | GOOD. as you can see from this list
hell > heaven
xD |
Inveigh
11.24.10 | I was just joshin
josh d-ing actually |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | oh god a bible hugging texan ahhhhhhh.
jk josh ilu. |
FatChickIrl
11.24.10 | wow |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | wow indeed |
BSX
11.24.10 | Everyone went to the underworld in Ancient Greece. . . |
Transient
11.24.10 | amish people and mormons live like that for 80 years so they can live like fucking kings, fucking bitches and getting high for the rest of eternity
think about it |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | nah man think about it like this.
it's all bullshit created by high ranking religious figures to make you do basically whatever the fuck they want. |
PuddlesPuddles
11.24.10 | What about that movie where the boyfriend was stuck in a loop and killed his girlfriend in a different way an infinte number of times and that turned out to be a stage of hell? Like actual torment, not getting whipped by a minotaur. More like being possessed to rip off a figure that represents your mother's limbs or eating your child. |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | nigga you crazy. that aint how it works.
that's a movie. this is real life. |
PuddlesPuddles
11.24.10 | Or listening to Jeff Mangum sing |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | that is like eternal bliss |
PuddlesPuddles
11.24.10 | Heaven and Hell, though, is subjective, let's say. So what is FUN for you, hookers and coke and partying, is what will be in your division of heaven. What is BORING, TORTURING for you, Amish people, will be in your division of Hell.
Ya know? |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | well, yeah. but that's not a fun list. |
WatchItExplode
11.24.10 | there is no beer in hell...THATS WHY ITS HELL |
Counterfeit
11.24.10 | beer is overrated who cares |
fr33convict
11.24.10 | eternal torment and suffering on a scale the human mind can't even begin to comprehend
ya sounds good bro[2] |
PuddlesPuddles
11.24.10 | True. Well, what I believe is that the human mind is a, for lack of a better analogy, horcrux. Like Harry Potter. And when it dies, our soul is released. Meanwhile, we're still alive in other dimensions, gaining experiences in other dimensions. While we dream for a reason other than the mind problem solving, we tap into the other horcruxes, probably the other 9 since we only use 10% of our minds here on Earth. It gathers information from our parallel beings and moves onto the next dimension once we exhaust our experiences or tragically have our time stolen.
In other words, I am become Lord Voldemort |
Josh D.
12.04.10 | Hell yeah, getting fucked up in hell. |
Winsomniac
12.04.10 | 2 is so fucking awesome. |
seifer
12.04.10 | just got 1 and it's pretty good |
Counterfeit
12.04.10 | josh. pay attention. thats not what happens. |
Josh D.
12.04.10 | Oh. |
Inveigh
12.04.10 | lol why is kris' old profile pic here |
Counterfeit
12.04.10 | cause i told him i was gonna do it.
so i fukkn did |
Inveigh
12.04.10 | that's so badass |
Counterfeit
12.04.10 | mos def.
i gotta sexy flannel like that.
KRIS LET IT BE KNOWN IF YOU WANNA MAKE ME YOUR PROF PIC ID BE FLATTERED. |
Josh D.
12.04.10 | Damn. |
Inveigh
12.04.10 | whoa what happened to the other thread |
Counterfeit
12.04.10 | wow.
it would get deleted. that shit was epic. |
Josh D.
12.04.10 | Too bad. |
Defeater
12.04.10 | http://www.av1611.org/osteen.html
LMFAO |
wyankeif1337
12.04.10 | That's the best site ever.
and wtf, that was the best (worst) Kimm thread in a while |
Counterfeit
12.04.10 | tl;dr |
wyankeif1337
12.04.10 | In the meantime...
http://damnyouautocorrect.com/ |
Josh D.
12.04.10 | Dude, Osteen's megachurch is about 25 minutes from my house. |
Winsomniac
12.04.10 | They have Megachurches now?
All hope is lost. |
Josh D.
12.04.10 | That's what they call those massive churches like his. It's in the Rockets old arena before the Toyota Center. |
Counterfeit
12.04.10 | fucked up |
Josh D.
12.04.10 | Totes. Hope he falls down the stairs of his church. |
Defeater
12.04.10 | I actually think Osteen's a nut, but that article was just lulzy. |
Counterfeit
12.04.10 | id pay to see that |
Emim
12.04.10 | Actually, it sounds like hell is more like final death. The whole fire, devil and torment stuff is more from like Dante's Inferno. |
MO
12.05.10 | how about neither |
Josh D.
12.05.10 | Yeah, neither is cool. |
