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Last Active 11-18-22 11:49 pm
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| Cream Of The Crap v1.0
You have a better chance of eating one of your shoes than finishing the entirety of these albums. | | 1 |  | DoomThrone
Skeleton Veiled in Flesh
This German duo produced what is widely considered to be the worst black
metal album of all time. Sounds like an ooze infested sewer rat shit. I'd rather trim my nut hairs with a
chainsaw than sit through this fucking load of anal grease. | | 2 |  | Dot Dot Curve:)
Til the Wheels Fall Off
Brokencyde's uglier and equally mentally deficient step cousin. Like putting
your eye under a table leg, and then getting your friend to jump on the
table. And then salting the wound with gift certificates to Hot Topic. | | 3 |  | Torsofuck
Erotic Diarrhea Fantasy
I think my toilet is thinking about covering some of these songs. Funniest
lyrics of all time though, you'll shit bricks at "Raped by Elephants". One wonders how sick fucks like this exist
in the world, but maybe they're just in it for the lulz. | | 4 |  | Stereos
Stereos
On behalf of all Canadians, I apologize for this band. This is what you get
when an scene kid decides to be crunk because then you know he'll get all
them bitches, from both scenes, and then gets a bunch of randoms in the background to play
some asstastic muzak. They should have changed their name to Stereotypes. | | 5 |  | The Shaggs
Philosophy of the World
An all female band from the sixties. Actually, I'd consider them to be the
pioneers of post-band, which is music that sounds nothing like
music at all. Amazing. This transcends bad. You don't even have any idea how bad this is until you've actually
heard it. And it's not like one of those, "so bad, it's good" things; this is pure discharge. | |
Scoot
11.20.10 | first list fuckers | MusicIsMyFavorite
11.20.10 | I lol'd at post-band | Sheeple9000
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Bunny Descriptions! | greg84
11.20.10 | hilarious descriptions = awesome list | Scoot
11.20.10 | the fuck? | MoosechriS
11.20.10 | Torsofuck FTW! rapped by elephants = greatest lyrics ever lol | reaganomics777
11.20.10 | Needs more Blood On The Dance Floor. | Scoot
11.20.10 | any suggestions will be taken into consideration for the coming lists
and Blood On The Dance Floor are fucking atrocious | MoosechriS
11.20.10 | Mortician - House by the cemetary is pretty bad | ZippaThaRippa
11.20.10 | description for 2 made me cringe | Scoot
11.20.10 | that was the intention | GnarlyShillelagh
11.20.10 | my pals name is foot foot | Scoot
11.20.10 | best song ever | GulliKyro
11.20.10 | The descriptions are great like the bastard child of seanbaby and Zero Punctuation. | Eskate87
11.20.10 | great descriptions | americanmusicmachine
11.20.10 | the shaggs are a key influence for two of my favorite bands (danielson and deerhoof) so they can't be too bad. | Scoot
11.20.10 | they're that bad. YouTube "My Pal Foot Foot" | Josh D.
11.20.10 | As long as there is no Splinterdick Gorefuck on this list, we will not need to fight. | Scoot
11.20.10 | there won't be because that band is legit | Josh D.
11.20.10 | Metamucil. | Scoot
11.20.10 | and I'm bored so here comes the second part | Scoot
11.20.10 | it's tr00 | Scoot
11.20.10 | yeah | parksungjoon
10.25.21 | 5 is good | Koris
10.25.21 | So is 3 | parksungjoon
10.25.21 | -_-' |
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