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Top 10 Foods (and Albums To Make Them To)

Bottom 5 changes daily, Im hella-bored.
The Best of Santana

Salsa/Pico De Gallo. Best fucking food ever. Pico is the best version. Chop up some Romas, cilantro, fresh Garlic, Scallions, Green/Red Pepper, Sweet Onion, Serrano Pepper, add Lime Juice, Garlic Salt, Cumin, Chili Powder, Kosher Salt, Black Pepper. Wait 1 day for God to appear.

Steak. And you need a manly album to grill it to.
Let There Be Rock

Chili. Im the best chili maker of all time and its not debateable.
Welcome to Sky Valley

Chicken Wings. There are alot of ways to go here. A really good one is made with soy sauce, spinach, lime, garlic, and a shitload of habernero. An easy way is just to combine garlic, Franks Red Hot, and Italian Dressing. Marinate. Grill. Orgasm.
5Seven Mary Three
American Standard

Beer Cheese Soup. A midwestern staple. Add White Cheddar and use dark beer if you want to be a real man.
6Screaming Trees
Sweet Oblivion

Grilled Salmon. Cannot beat this some days. Rub with Brown Sugar, Pepper, salt, paprika, and garlic. marinate in Lemon Juice, Dijon Mustard, and Honey. Grill some asparagus while you're at it.
7Drive-by Truckers
Pizza Deliverance

Pizza. Ive already made my pizza list.
8Johhny Cash
The Essential Johnny Cash

Stuffing/Mashed Potatos combo. Thanksgiving style bitches. This always ends up beating the turkey because most people are amatuers and cook it way too long and its usually dry as fuck.
9Hank Williams
40 Greatest Hits

Hamburgers. Only if you make them right. Use ground chuck preferrably. If you use ground beef, anything leaner than 80/20 makes you a huge vag. Use a manly cheese, like Pepper Jack. Throw on some Avocados, Bacon, and Chipoltle Mayo. Cook medium at the most.
10Otis Redding
The Dock of the Bay

Desert Fire Pasta. This is a speciality at a restaurant I work at part time. Its fucking unbelieveable. Basically its shrimp, linguini, mushrooms, alfredo sauce, mixed with a special sauce that is a combination of BBQ, Buffalo, and that Wing sauce I mentioned above. Top with salsa. Lights out.
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