John Lennon beat his wife.

Reviews 2
Approval 83%

Soundoffs 210
News Articles 115
Band Edits + Tags 53
Album Edits 126

Album Ratings 1074
Objectivity 37%

Last Active 02-26-14 4:46 pm
Joined 02-11-09

Forum Posts 429
Review Comments 27,705

04.19.14 Not Really Loving Bioshock Infinite04.13.14 Good Plahlst
04.06.14 Big Four Ranked (in Bangability)03.12.14 Off To See The VERONICA MARS MOVIE
03.09.14 Acad Ranks Kanye//also Show Last Night03.07.14 Skrillex Ama Today
03.05.14 The Complete List Of All Great Songs Re03.04.14 Veronica Mars Season 3
02.28.14 Gateway Albums02.25.14 Spent The Winter Writing Songs About My
02.23.14 I Was Wrong02.21.14 Friday Fav Franchises (by Sport)
02.11.14 Academy Is 5 Years Old Today02.09.14 Hit 1500 Movies This Weekend
02.05.14 Playlist Of Shit I Love02.01.14 Gonna Watch 100 Music Videos Today i me
01.29.14 Eboot.pbp01.26.14 Spacey Kacey For The Fucking Win
More »

2010!!! (dontdothis)

ok so the site gets a little stuffy these next few months with preemptive BEST OF 20XX lists (and last year was especially br00tal because of the double-dipping BEST OF THE DECADE lists. I am specifically asking anybody who respects the community (so basically just well-mannered guys you would bring home to meet the parents liek me, pit, someguest (RIP), that guy who pretended to be a guy with a sex change or whatever) to hold off on your BEST OF lists until at least December, because A) nobody cares about the content of the list more than the username up on top, and 2) a lot of good shit might come out in the last quarter. You never know. This list is just some digs and gay shit thats been pissing me off. (For anybody wondering, I went A, 2 on purpose)
1Billy Talent
Billy Talent II

1. If CC Sabathia wins the Cy Young it would be one of the biggest injustices in sports and a million times worse than Boise State playing in the title game. Seriously, Baseball is by its very nature supposed to cater to fans who are too smart for the NBA and too classy for the NCAA, so this heinous stupidity that may come from the increasingly retarded community of baseball journalists would be particularly insulting. Seriously, look at the stats. (on a separate note, everybody should check out deadspin for the FJM Re-reunion posts they've been great)
2Azure Ray
Drawing Down the Moon

2. Community. I recently watched the pilot and was not impressed. Basically all I have to sustain my funnies until Parks & Rec comes back is South Park and Modern Family (both so awesomeeeee).
Devil's Night

3. Why aren't moar people in praise of this Joaquin Phoenix doc. This is an excellent film with a hilarious message. It basically shits on everybody that you probably hate (and I hate too). Everything about the mainstream media that is evil is flipped on its head through this whole stunt. I say bravo.
Waking the Fallen

4. Stop watching the Big Bang Theory. If you know somebody who watches it, punch them really hard in the genitals so they can't have kids.
5Crash Kings
Crash Kings

Deep Blue Sea

6. Why aren't there more big studio shark movies in development. I dont care if the same tricks need to be used over and over again. I WILL PAY TO SEE IT. I'm sick of these shitty made for TV sci-fi movies with no acting talent and INSULTINGLY retarded plot. I will pay for the price of admission as long as there are 1) decent effects, 2) Deep Blue Sea quality script, 3) CW-level acting talent AND/OR 80's movie stars 4) some papa roach or equivalent on the soundtrack. DO IT UP, HOLLYWOOD.
7 Radiohead
Significant Other

7. whoever this pisses off
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

8. Words cannot express how depressing it is to me that this wonderful film made ~31 million dollars and TAKERS has at this point grossed over 20 million more (53 million and rising). I swear this fact makes me ashamed of my gender.
9In Flames

9. i'm gonna be making an in flames list next week!
10Nine Inch Nails
With Teeth

10. Cant wait to see the Social Network!
Show/Add Comments (39)


Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Site Copyright 2005-2013
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Privacy Policy