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What Your Street Fighter Main Says About You

You play SSFIV. Who doesn't? Ever wondered what your choice of a main character says about you. Well wonder no more!!!
1Tyler The Creator
Bastard


Ryu: You're the type of person that beat Mortal Kombat 4 using Tanya's Corkscrew kick over and over. When you play madden, you pick whichever team has the best offense, yet you're the first one to call someone else cheap
2Earl Sweatshirt
EARL


Ken: You would've picked Ryu, but ken had the cooler ultras, right?
3Ol' Dirty Bastard
Return To The 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version


Zangief: L1, L1, L1, L1, L1, L1, L1, L1, L1, L1, L1. Why study when you can cheat? And if you get caught cheating, make sure to blame it on everyone other than yourself
4Bruce Haack
The Electric Lucifer


Guile: You masquerade your lack of offense as if it's superb defense, but in reality, when someone figures you out, you'll go right back to spamming sonic booms
5Joy Division
Closer


Balrog: Hey. Did you know that Balrog was based on Mike Tyson? I'm guessing you didn't, because Mike actually had offensive skills
6Joy Division
Unknown Pleasures


M. Bison: You most likely have personal space issues. It's fun to talk trash half a room away from someone, but when they get face to face, your demeanor changes very quickly
7Main Source
Breaking Atoms


Cammy: You aren't really that good a fighting games, but you figure you can distract other players with Cammy's glorious ass, this surprisingly works more than you expected it to
8GZA
Liquid Swords


Sagat: Combos? You're kidding right? You can't possibly expect for me to remember more than 4 moves
9Wu-Tang Clan
Wu-Tang Forever


C. Viper: You're either A. Just trying to make up for the fact that you have no life by showing off the fact that you can pull off tough combos, or B. you're upset that R. Mika wasn't in SFIV, and just went with the character with the next biggest tits
10Animal Collective
Merriweather Post Pavilion


Sakura: You would main Ryu or Makoto, but they're too old for you to find sexually attractive
11Tech N9ne
Anghellic


Fei Long: You love Bruce Lee, you aren't gay, but you might make an exception for him. Why else would you main this horrible excuse for a fighter?
12Wu-Tang Clan
The W


Akuma - Spamming, Zoning, Spacing? You say tomato, I say tomahto
13Wire
154


Gen: We get it, dude. Tiers don't exist. Now stop, wipe away your ragetears and play with someone else
14Don Caballero
American Don


Rose: You are probably fairly young, and obsessed with being nonconformist. You'll waste days of playing time learning how to main a terrible fighter simply because you're too hardcore to main a shoto... Which is for preppies
15Battles
Mirrored


Dan: You were bullied in high school and had a chip on your shoulder ever since. When you beat the crap out of a Sagat player, you weep tears or glory while the end of rudy plays in your head
16Public Image Ltd.
Metal Box


Gouken: Yes.... All the other Shotos are cheap, but your Back throw into Forbidden Shoryuken is totally legit
17Can
Ege Bamyasi


Juri: you A. have a thing for crazy, annoying, slutty girls or B. just like spamming the pinwheel
18Ministry
The Land of Rape and Honey


Dudley: You quote anchorman. You probably like youtube poop and listen to Justin Bieber "Ironically". If the king from the Zelda CD-I games were in Street Fighter, you'd main him in a second, even if he was dan tier. Or either this, or you genuinely have more dignity than Balrog mains
19XTC
Skylarking


Cody: You've become bored of normal shotos. Rocks > Fireballs
20The Feelies
Crazy Rhythms


Seth: You were tricked into maining him because you thought you could take the easy route by maining a boss character. Then when you found out Controllable Seth is nerfed and You aren't maining Gill 2.0, you decided to tough it out and learn him anyway, so you don't look stupid
21Tears For Fears
Songs From The Big Chair


Guy: who cares if my moves are boring and you're an average person, you like ninjas that wear sneakers
22Roy Ayers
Everybody Loves the Sunshine


Chun-Li: You're a perv, and a button masher
23Fela Kuti
Expensive Shit


Dhalsim: Yoga Teleport, Yoga Teleport, Yoga Teleport, Yoga Teleport
24Kyuss
Wretch


Rufus: You probably don't need to buy that much shit to go to comiccon as Rufus
25Patton Oswalt
Werewolves and Lollipops


Makoto: You still think SF3: 3rd Strikes tiers are the same in SSFIV
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