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3 Years At Sputnik, Like Anyone Cares

Yes, I remember it well. T'was the summer of '07, and I was on my uncle's shitty old eMac looking for Underclass Hero reviews online. That was when I stumbled across Sputnik, as well as a certain, less-than-favourable piece by a certain Dave de Sylvia, expressing his utter hatred for said album. Naturally I joined up so I could insult him thoroughly for badmouthing my beloved Sum 41 in such a way. Yeah that was a long time ago, I've matured slightly since then, though it's still definitely better than a 1. Anyway, as is tradition, here are my fave albums of all time for you all to not care about!
1Agoraphobic Nosebleed
Agorapocalypse


Nice and spastic, good for disemboweling your enemies.
2Alkaline Trio
Crimson


I prefer it t FHTI for some reason.
3Arsis
A Celebration of Guilt


Excellent deathy-thrashy-melodicy metal.
4At The Drive-In
Relationship Of Command


Quite a big Sputnik cliche, but people obviously like it for a reason.
5At The Gates
Slaughter of the Soul


'Gothenburg' metal at its finest. But I'm sure you already knew that...
6Atheist
Unquestionable Presence


No joke, the only reason I originally got this album is because I'm an atheist myself and wondered what they sounded like. The answer is 'very very good indeed'.
7Opeth
Ghost Reveries


At least I can say I resisted Blackwater Park.
8Bad Religion
Against The Grain


This is probably my 4th or 5th favourite album in existence. Everything about it appeals to me perfectly. That said, I'm a total bitch for Bad Religion
9Bad Religion
Generator


Almost as fantastic as ATG.
10Bad Religion
The Gray Race


Not quite as good as the other BR albums here, but contains a lot of strong individual tracks, my favourites being 'Punk Rock Song' and 'Come Join Us'. Haters are gonna hate...
11Bad Religion
No Control


Another gem from their golden age. (I understand if you're getting sick of them by now ;)
12Bad Religion
Suffer


Great album, blah blah, single-handedly revived the California punk scene, blah blah blah. You know the drill
13Beck
Odelay!


This guy can make more weird sounds than should be allowed.
14Behemoth
Demigod


Is it death metal? Is it black metal? Or even blackened death metal? I know what I call it: awesome.
15Benighted
Icon


Who'd have thought the French could come up with such an excellent brutal death metal album? Not well known, but definitely well worth your time.
16Black Flag
Damaged


Simply iconic, even if the production sounds like it was recorded from inside a shoe or something.
17Pig Destroyer
Terrifyer


The perfect Grindcore album. Really.
18Bomb The Music Industry!
Album Minus Band


Their debut beats all, and also makes idiots out of all the punk twats who actually demand money for their music. (like Bad Religion lol)
19Say Anything
Say Anything


Sometimes you just need a nice mellow break from all the death metal vomiting.
20Botch
We Are The Romans


Absofuckinglutely infuckingcredible. These guys shouldn't have broken up.
21Thrice
The Illusion Of Safety


I would quite like to have sex with this album. By the way, in case you're wondering why some of these albums are out of alphabetical order, fuck off.
22Brutal Truth
Evolution Through Revolution


You can't beat a good bit of Grindcore. And this is among the best.
23Burzum
Hvis Lyset Tar Oss


Really quite disturbing. In a good way.
24Cannabis Corpse
Tube of The Resinated


Fucking hilarious Cannibal Corpse parody. And the music itself is actually really good.
25Cannibal Corpse
Kill


Of course, you can't beat some original CC material. Definitely their best imo.
26Carcass
Heartwork


The original Melodic Death Metal album. I prefer it to their grind stuff to be honest.
27Children Of Bodom
Follow The Reaper


This was the album that got me into metal, full stop.
28Circle Takes The Square
As The Roots Undo


I'm sure this album has appeared on every single list ever made, but fuck it anyway.
29Scar Symmetry
Holographic Universe


All you haters know where to stick it.
30Coalesce
Ox


Underrated band, underrated album. Also the EP kicks sphincter.
31Converge
Axe To Fall


I FUCKING LOVE CONVERGE! FUCK ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO DISAGREE! everything about this album is almost perfect. Only my second fave Converge album though, I think you can guess which one takes it...
32Converge
Jane Doe


Sputnik cliche no. 3. Did I mention this is my favourite album of all time? And that's a scientific fact.
33Cryptopsy
None So Vile


Yeah, they used to be good and everything.
34Cyanide Breed
Shoutout to Satan


I'm convinced I'm the only human on Earth who has heard of/likes this band. I would like that to change some day. Don't let the stupid album name fool you, this is death metal at its finest!
35Cynic
Traced In Air


I prefer it to Focus. (Don't get me wrong though, they're both brilliant)
36Dark Tranquillity
Fiction


Fuck Yeah motherfuckers! Prepare to get fucked by the awesomeness of DT.
37Death
The Sound Of Perseverance


RIP Chuck Whatzisface.
38Deicide
The Stench Of Redemption


DEEEEATH TOOOO JEEEEEESUSSSSS!!!!!
39The Dillinger Escape Plan
Option Paralysis


Fuck me, this album is fanfuckingtastic! Made of awesome.
40Equilibrium
Sagas


This was my favourite album for a long time. It's probably 5th or 6th now.
41 Godspeed You! Black Emperor
F#A#?


I dare you to find someone who a) doesn't like this album and b) doesn't like cock.
42In Flames
Clayman


What got me into metal, along with Follow The Reaper.
43Judas Priest
Painkiller


Simply Classic. Lyrics are a bit last century though
44King Crimson
In The Court Of The Crimson King


The original prog album.
45Megadeth
Rust In Peace


The best thrash album. Better than anything Metallicock will ever come up with.
46Nick Drake
Pink Moon


Quite haunting, really. As if the ghost of Nick Drake is strumming to you from somewhere in the other realm. Or something.
47The Ocean
Precambrian


Fucking epic progressive-y metalcore-y music. Germans kick ass!
48Rage Against The Machine
Rage Against The Machine


Damn, I'm running out of slots. Should've done a top 100
49Refused
The Shape Of Punk To Come


The second best album in existence. Deal with it.
50Sum 41
Underclass Hero


FUCK YOU DAVE, HAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL ROFLMFAO UBEREPICPWNAGE!!!!!!11111111111111one
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