|3 Years At Sputnik, Like Anyone Cares|
Yes, I remember it well. T'was the summer of '07, and I was on my uncle's shitty old eMac looking for Underclass Hero reviews online. That was when I stumbled across Sputnik, as well as a certain, less-than-favourable piece by a certain Dave de Sylvia, expressing his utter hatred for said album. Naturally I joined up so I could insult him thoroughly for badmouthing my beloved Sum 41 in such a way.
Yeah that was a long time ago, I've matured slightly since then, though it's still definitely better than a 1. Anyway, as is tradition, here are my fave albums of all time for you all to not care about!
Nice and spastic, good for disemboweling your enemies.
I prefer it t FHTI for some reason.
A Celebration of Guilt
Excellent deathy-thrashy-melodicy metal.
|4||At The Drive-In|
Relationship Of Command
Quite a big Sputnik cliche, but people obviously like it for a reason.
|5||At The Gates|
Slaughter of the Soul
'Gothenburg' metal at its finest. But I'm sure you already knew that...
No joke, the only reason I originally got this album is because I'm an atheist myself and wondered what they sounded like. The answer is 'very very good indeed'.
At least I can say I resisted Blackwater Park.
Against The Grain
This is probably my 4th or 5th favourite album in existence. Everything about it appeals to me perfectly. That said, I'm a total bitch for Bad Religion
Almost as fantastic as ATG.
The Gray Race
Not quite as good as the other BR albums here, but contains a lot of strong individual tracks, my favourites being 'Punk Rock Song' and 'Come Join Us'. Haters are gonna hate...
Another gem from their golden age. (I understand if you're getting sick of them by now ;)
Great album, blah blah, single-handedly revived the California punk scene, blah blah blah. You know the drill
This guy can make more weird sounds than should be allowed.
Is it death metal? Is it black metal? Or even blackened death metal? I know what I call it: awesome.
Who'd have thought the French could come up with such an excellent brutal death metal album? Not well known, but definitely well worth your time.
Simply iconic, even if the production sounds like it was recorded from inside a shoe or something.
The perfect Grindcore album. Really.
|18||Bomb The Music Industry!|
Album Minus Band
Their debut beats all, and also makes idiots out of all the punk twats who actually demand money for their music. (like Bad Religion lol)
Sometimes you just need a nice mellow break from all the death metal vomiting.
We Are The Romans
Absofuckinglutely infuckingcredible. These guys shouldn't have broken up.
The Illusion Of Safety
I would quite like to have sex with this album. By the way, in case you're wondering why some of these albums are out of alphabetical order, fuck off.
Evolution Through Revolution
You can't beat a good bit of Grindcore. And this is among the best.
Hvis Lyset Tar Oss
Really quite disturbing. In a good way.
Tube of The Resinated
Fucking hilarious Cannibal Corpse parody. And the music itself is actually really good.
Of course, you can't beat some original CC material. Definitely their best imo.
The original Melodic Death Metal album. I prefer it to their grind stuff to be honest.
|27||Children Of Bodom|
Follow The Reaper
This was the album that got me into metal, full stop.
|28||Circle Takes The Square|
As The Roots Undo
I'm sure this album has appeared on every single list ever made, but fuck it anyway.
All you haters know where to stick it.
Underrated band, underrated album. Also the EP kicks sphincter.
Axe To Fall
I FUCKING LOVE CONVERGE! FUCK ALL YOU FUCKERS WHO DISAGREE! everything about this album is almost perfect. Only my second fave Converge album though, I think you can guess which one takes it...
Sputnik cliche no. 3. Did I mention this is my favourite album of all time? And that's a scientific fact.
None So Vile
Yeah, they used to be good and everything.
Shoutout to Satan
I'm convinced I'm the only human on Earth who has heard of/likes this band. I would like that to change some day. Don't let the stupid album name fool you, this is death metal at its finest!
Traced In Air
I prefer it to Focus. (Don't get me wrong though, they're both brilliant)
Fuck Yeah motherfuckers! Prepare to get fucked by the awesomeness of DT.
The Sound Of Perseverance
RIP Chuck Whatzisface.
The Stench Of Redemption
DEEEEATH TOOOO JEEEEEESUSSSSS!!!!!
|39||The Dillinger Escape Plan|
Fuck me, this album is fanfuckingtastic! Made of awesome.
This was my favourite album for a long time. It's probably 5th or 6th now.
|41|| ||Godspeed You! Black Emperor|
I dare you to find someone who a) doesn't like this album and b) doesn't like cock.
What got me into metal, along with Follow The Reaper.
Simply Classic. Lyrics are a bit last century though
In The Court Of The Crimson King
The original prog album.
Rust In Peace
The best thrash album. Better than anything Metallicock will ever come up with.
Quite haunting, really. As if the ghost of Nick Drake is strumming to you from somewhere in the other realm. Or something.
Fucking epic progressive-y metalcore-y music. Germans kick ass!
|48||Rage Against The Machine|
Rage Against The Machine
Damn, I'm running out of slots. Should've done a top 100
The Shape Of Punk To Come
The second best album in existence. Deal with it.
FUCK YOU DAVE, HAHAHAHAHAHA LOLOLOLOL ROFLMFAO UBEREPICPWNAGE!!!!!!11111111111111one