Maybe not the absolute manliest albums of all time, but you won't find skinny tattooed scene boys screaming about their feelings on these testosterone-charged, baby eating, wife beating records.
Mostly because I'm bored.
Master of Puppets
Definitely a manly album, maybe not the manliest but I just like putting this record on as many of my lists as possible. Hey it's got songs about war, killing and a mythical monster, that's manly, eh? Just try listening to this album while driving and resist the urge to run over a few dogs
Cowboys From Hell
Seriously, I don't think I've ever heard an angry band that actually sound more convincingly pissed-off than these guys, even today their classic records make every metalcore band sound like pussies
Reign in Blood
Fuck yeah this is a pissed-off album too
Balls To The Wall
No homo, this album epitomises German masculinity
Kings of Metal
No homo, this album epitomises American masculinity
I've yet to hear a more manly Brazilian band. I've yet to hear another Brazilian band fullstop.
David Lee Roth is a manly, manly manly man
Crows Fly Black
The only power metal band besides Manowar that constitute as manly, mostly because they have none other than Marco Hietala
None So Vile
I don't understand a word this guy is saying but the sheer brutality of this record just radiates testosterone. Unlike their pussy new deathcore album.
Some call this the album that Carcass "pussied out" with. Those that say this have small penises
Sweaty topless Aryans in front of a pretty flower. The female part of the flower. The flower's VAGINA. Fucking manly. WOLLT IHR DAS BETT INS FLAMMEN SEHEN?
Screaming For Vengeance
Who cares that Rob Halford is gay, he made metal fashion more masculine than anyone else ever did.
Highway to Hell
Drink 'n' drugs.
Sleaze 'n' sex.
Live and Dangerous
Phil Lynott was black. He was Irish. He had an afro five-times the size of his head. Does this need explaining?
Piece of Mind
Because Iron Maiden are manly, pure and simple
Because Ronnie James Dio is the most metal man on the face of the planet, hope he gets well soon
Johan fucking Hegg, ladies and gentleman
Among The Living
Caught in a Mosh would be Chuck Norris' theme song is he wasn't too manly for this list
Pleasures of the Flesh
Even without Steve Souza's kickass hissing vocals this would still have made the list
Because Jim Morrison was the ultimate male rockstar of the 60's