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Manly Albums

Maybe not the absolute manliest albums of all time, but you won't find skinny tattooed scene boys screaming about their feelings on these testosterone-charged, baby eating, wife beating records. Mostly because I'm bored.
1Metallica
Master of Puppets


Definitely a manly album, maybe not the manliest but I just like putting this record on as many of my lists as possible. Hey it's got songs about war, killing and a mythical monster, that's manly, eh? Just try listening to this album while driving and resist the urge to run over a few dogs
2Pantera
Cowboys From Hell


Seriously, I don't think I've ever heard an angry band that actually sound more convincingly pissed-off than these guys, even today their classic records make every metalcore band sound like pussies
3Slayer
Reign in Blood


Fuck yeah this is a pissed-off album too
4Accept
Balls To The Wall


No homo, this album epitomises German masculinity
5Manowar
Kings of Metal


No homo, this album epitomises American masculinity
6Sepultura
Arise


I've yet to hear a more manly Brazilian band. I've yet to hear another Brazilian band fullstop.
7Van Halen
Van Halen


David Lee Roth is a manly, manly manly man
8Tarot
Crows Fly Black


The only power metal band besides Manowar that constitute as manly, mostly because they have none other than Marco Hietala
9Cryptopsy
None So Vile


I don't understand a word this guy is saying but the sheer brutality of this record just radiates testosterone. Unlike their pussy new deathcore album.
10Carcass
Heartwork


Some call this the album that Carcass "pussied out" with. Those that say this have small penises
11Rammstein
Herzeleid


Sweaty topless Aryans in front of a pretty flower. The female part of the flower. The flower's VAGINA. Fucking manly. WOLLT IHR DAS BETT INS FLAMMEN SEHEN?
12Judas Priest
Screaming For Vengeance


Who cares that Rob Halford is gay, he made metal fashion more masculine than anyone else ever did.
13AC/DC
Highway to Hell


Drink 'n' drugs. Sleaze 'n' sex. 'Nuff said.
14Thin Lizzy
Live and Dangerous


Phil Lynott was black. He was Irish. He had an afro five-times the size of his head. Does this need explaining?
15Iron Maiden
Piece of Mind


Because Iron Maiden are manly, pure and simple
16Dio
Holy Diver


Because Ronnie James Dio is the most metal man on the face of the planet, hope he gets well soon
17Amon Amarth
The Crusher


Johan fucking Hegg, ladies and gentleman
18Anthrax
Among The Living


Caught in a Mosh would be Chuck Norris' theme song is he wasn't too manly for this list
19Exodus
Pleasures of the Flesh


Even without Steve Souza's kickass hissing vocals this would still have made the list
20The Doors
Strange Days


Because Jim Morrison was the ultimate male rockstar of the 60's
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