BigHans
03.24.10 | Might have to get myself a nice 16oz Ribeye tonight. |
FreePizzaDay
03.24.10 | I bet your meat craving is always pretty strong you homo.
Lol. You were totally asking for it. |
BigHans
03.24.10 | Haha, expected a few of those. Meat ftw. |
Inveigh
03.24.10 | list is full of SO MUCH WIN it's ridiculous. Specifically 2, 3, 4, 7, 11, 12, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 24 and 25.
Midwest is where it's at man, I'm in Chicago personally. And yes, propane is for pussies and Hank Hill. Here's some songs I like to rock when I'm drinkin beer and grillin meat:
Every Time I Die - The New Black
Anthrax - Antisocial
Down - Eyes of the South
Corossion of Conformity - Seven Days
Guns 'N Roses - Rocket Queen
Metallica - Ronnie
Thin Lizzy - Warrior
A Life Once Lost - Firewater Joyride
Mastodon - Iron Tusk
Ugh, I wanna go home and fire up my grill right now. |
intothepit83
03.24.10 | skynyrd is the best grilling music, and dont you deny, i'm a fuckin rida, u don't wanna fuck wit me |
FreePizzaDay
03.24.10 | I'm from Cleveland, so yes, I know what you're talking about.
Also, list is really good. |
Inveigh
03.24.10 | ^true dat, Gimme Three Steps should've been on my list. |
intothepit83
03.24.10 | one of the best steakhouses i've ever been to was in chicago, the Weber Grill. that shit was off da damn chain, boy. mmmmmmm-mmmm |
Slipping Away
03.24.10 | Fuck yeah its grillin time!, oh wait I don't grill. Maybe I'll just watch tv instead. |
BigHans
03.24.10 | I love the 2pac reference intothepit, that might be his best song.
Inveigh, every song you picked rules. God I need to grill tonight. |
Inveigh
03.24.10 | Weber Grill, yep, there's one downtown and two out in the burbs, good stuff. I have never been to Miami, but I imagine the food's amazing. Dexter tells me you have great pork sandwiches down there. |
Inveigh
03.24.10 | we should hold a Sputnik BBQ for everyone on here who lives in the midwest. Do it in Milwaulkee or some shit. |
alachlahol
03.24.10 | no need for metal when grilling, just Jack Johnson and Dave Matthews |
BigHans
03.24.10 | Hell of an idea. Would be about a 7 hour drive for me. |
couch
03.24.10 | dude great list idea, but seriously great list idea i'm not even joking on this one. grilling is the best shit ever invented. |
intothepit83
03.24.10 | the first thing any person needs to have when they come to da MIA is a cuban sandwich. or haitian food. but ya, the culinary scene down here is amazing, and it's only getting better |
cvlts
03.24.10 | lololololol love this list |
BigHans
03.24.10 | Theres really only one good usage for Dave Matthews. If you're in college, learn how to play Crash Into Me and Satelite on acoustic guitar. You will get laid, unless your game is worse than Jamarcus Russel's. |
alachlahol
03.24.10 | when are you going to make a Monster Truck Rally music list |
alachlahol
03.24.10 | and i'm being partially serious about Dave and Jack, they are both great for grilling |
BigHans
03.24.10 | I'm one of the only guys within 200 miles of where I live that doesn't like monster trucks and hockey. |
alachlahol
03.24.10 | wtf you don't like hockey what is wrong with you |
BigHans
03.24.10 | Don't know man, could never get into it. Believe me I've tried. I don't hate it but I'll take hoops any day in the winter. |
intothepit83
03.24.10 | i can't stand hockey either, except during the winter olympics. i stick with the americanized versions of native american games where they used body parts for equipment |
alachlahol
03.24.10 | hmmm, well i can understand you not liking monster trucks. Grave Digger rolls every friday LOL
you're missing Sublime, Hendrix, Jimmy Buffet, and the Who |
alachlahol
03.24.10 | oh yeah and no Credence Clearwater there's another demerit for you |
BigHans
03.24.10 | Yeah I couldve made this list about a thousand songs long.
For Sublime: What I Got (Reprise), Caress Me Down, April 26th 1992
The Who: The Seeker, Baba O Reilly, Won't Get Fooled, Squeeze Box
Jimi: Crosstown Traffic, Fire, All Along the Watchtower
Buffet: Entire Greatest Hits album |
BigHans
03.24.10 | "I wouldn't hold out any hope for the briefcase though. OR THE CREEDENCE."
Bonus points for naming that movie.
Creedence: Suzie Q, Proud Mary, Midnight Special, Travelin' Band, Born on the Bayou, Bad Moon Rising, etc. |
AnotherBrick1
03.24.10 | where in the midwest are you from |
BigHans
03.24.10 | Minnesota, right across the border from Fargo, ND.
Number one question I get asked: Have you seen the movie Fargo?
My repsonse: Ya sure ya betcha (lay it on real thick too). |
Inveigh
03.24.10 | Lebowski son, don't even mess around. I can quote my way through the entire movie, as I've seen it over 100 times. |
AnotherBrick1
03.24.10 | hahaha i fucking hated that movie. the accidents were wayyyyyy too thick. i'm in iowa and we just started grilling 2 weeks ago |
BigHans
03.24.10 | I like Iowa, great state for high school/college sports.
Inveigh, I knew you'd get that line first. |
Inveigh
03.24.10 | also
"Theres really only one good usage for Dave Matthews. If you're in college, learn how to play Crash Into Me and Satelite on acoustic guitar. You will get laid, unless your game is worse than Jamarcus Russel's."
^thisthisthisthisthis.
and dude, Sputnik BBQ would be beastly. We would have the best collection of music of any bbq ever, EVER. Milwaulkee's only about an hour and a half from me, there's probably a better place to do it that would be more centrally located. Minnesota or farther north in Wisconsin perhaps? |
alachlahol
03.24.10 | you'd barely get through 3% of the playlist |
Inveigh
03.24.10 | ^haha, true. My iTunes alone has almost 10,000 songs. |
BigHans
03.24.10 | Yeah it would. I've seen a few other Minnesotians on here, I think most of them are in the Twin Cities. If this was ever going to happen, a great spot would be Mad Town (Madison) since its a great party town and is pretty centrally located for MN, WI, IL, and IA peeps. |
Inveigh
03.24.10 | I adore Madison. Best college town in the country (that I've visited at least). I've spent two New Year's Eves there, and two Halloweens. They have the most INSANE Halloween weekend there, it's unbelieveable. I got a couple friends that still live up there too. |
AnotherBrick1
03.24.10 | bbq at my place tonight, whose coming? |
intothepit83
03.24.10 | can i bring my girlfriend? and by girlfriend, i mean that pillow i hump every night as i cry myself to sleep |
MUNGOLOID
03.24.10 | nice to see a midwestsider on this site (i'm one too)
list needs more "gril em" by jr writer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=od6582NFTXQ |
alachlahol
03.24.10 | what is that like a body pillow |
AnotherBrick1
03.24.10 | you can use my pillow ;) |
Inveigh
03.24.10 | can i bring my pillow? and by pillow i mean bag of drugs |
intothepit83
03.24.10 | anotherbrick- but then you'd be stuck with the rotting stench of stale whiskey and stains you'd never get out |
alachlahol
03.24.10 | actually this thread is turning into a midwest grilling bromance i'm out |
AnotherBrick1
03.24.10 | k, inveigh has the drugs covered, intothepit has pillows..uhhh sounds like we got all the essentials |
intothepit83
03.24.10 | can i bring my big italian sausage? it likes it when the heat gets turned up |
AnotherBrick1
03.24.10 | midwest grilling bromance ftw!
shit we forgot the food...everyone can bring ONE big sausage, doesnt have to be italian |
Inveigh
03.24.10 | I'll bring my Irish banger |
WhiteWallStargazers
03.24.10 | I vote for Minnesota for sure |
BigHans
03.24.10 | I'll grace you all with this. Take two big ass steaks, rub the shit out of them with Montreal Steak Seasoning, Lawrys, Paprika, Garlic Salt, Onion Powder, and Black Pepper.
Mix up some Worchestshire and A.1, marinate the rubbed steaks for like 6 hours. Cook medium rare at the most.
The result is pure fucking culinary mastery. |
AnotherBrick1
03.24.10 | and wheres the mushrooms? steak sucks without mushrooms
oh wait...inveigh has the mushrooms |
BigHans
03.24.10 | Cut up Mushrooms and White Onion, add Lawrys, Garlic Salt, pepper, and butter. wrap in tinfoil, grill along with meat. |
intothepit83
03.24.10 | where's the oregano? |
AnotherBrick1
03.24.10 | ketchup on steak? thats gross |
BigHans
03.24.10 | i like steak with ketchup. plain and simple
^ blasphemy. |
intothepit83
03.24.10 | if anyone puts ketchup on my big italian sausage, i'm gonna be pissed. it'll be like valentine's day when i was 15 all over again |
porch
03.24.10 | kinky |
bungy
03.24.10 | I love meat |
AnotherBrick1
03.24.10 | come to the midwestern bbq tonight. plenty of meat ;) |
bungy
03.24.10 | Oh I want to |
BigHans
03.24.10 | And for my 1000th comment I will say how much meat, rock music, and beer rule. Pretty insightful stuff I know. |
bungy
03.24.10 | Possibly the best thousandth comment I've seen. |
AnotherBrick1
03.24.10 | hells ya dude...cook some brats, listening to pink floyd, drinking keystone...thats the life. |
Inveigh
03.24.10 | ^no truer words have ever been spoken. it's incredible how similar your rub is to mine by the way. |
AnotherBrick1
03.24.10 | i hope you're referring to my comment |
Inveigh
03.24.10 | ah damn, I was talking to BigHans. But you're comment rings true as well, Mr. Brick |
BigHans
03.24.10 | Yeah that rub works great. Floyd and Keystone Light sounds pretty damn fine to me, although I'm a Bud Diesel man. |
EVedder27
03.24.10 | hell yeah The Dirty Glass |
BigHans
03.24.10 | Best Murphys Song |
EVedder27
03.24.10 | idk about that, but it is really awesome. The version of the song on the new live record is amazinggg |
Phantom
03.24.10 | you clearly love a bit of meat between your cheeks |
Ire
03.24.10 | Good ol' alcohol |
BigHans
03.24.10 | Alcohaulin Ass |
Inveigh
03.24.10 | Bud Diesel? Is that just regular Bud? We call that Bud Heavy 'round these parts. Hey, that's a good discussion topic: what beer do you drink most often? Not necessarily your favorite, but what do you find yourself drinking most?
I drink a lot of St. Paulie Girl. It's the cheapest skunk beer (my definition of that is if it comes in a green bottle and it's not called Rolling Rock) and I love skunky beers. They make my cheeks red and taste like fermaldahyde (sp?). I prefer Becks or Stella, but Paulie Girl's just so damn affordable. Also, Newcastle is delicious, as is Guiness' new beer: Kilkenny. |
AnotherBrick1
03.25.10 | well my kind sir, the kind i drink the most is keystone light, and if i'm feeling extra ballsy i'll get keystone ice. and my favorite? keystone light |
BigHans
03.25.10 | The three beers I buy the most are Budweiser(Diesel), Busch Light, and Michelob Golden Draft Light.
If I'm feeling rich I might go for a Fat Tire.
Jeremiah Weed Vodka ftw. |
Inveigh
03.25.10 | ah, vodka. If we're talking liquor, the best vodka for the money in my opinion is Svedka. It's like 12 bucks a bottle, and tastes better than Smirnoff (which is garbage) or Skyy and is almost as good as Stoli or Absolut. For gin (and I love gin), I think the best for the money is New Amsterdam. Again, only about 12-13 bucks a bottle.
But, nothing's better than Jameson.
Michelob is an incredibly underrated beer. Mich Light and Mich Ultra Amber are both great.
Busch Light is by far my favorite cheap beer. |
BigHans
03.25.10 | Yeah gotta love cheap booze. Burnetts makes a good knock off of J Weed, about 15 bucks for a 1.75. For Gin, Ive found that you really can't go cheap, its fucking awful.
Pretty much any Vodka is serviceable. Whisky on the other hand has to be at least mid range for me to drink it. |
Inveigh
03.25.10 | normally I'm with you on cheap gin, but try out New Amsterdam. It doesn't taste cheap at all, it's definitely better than Beefeater and about 6-7 bucks less per bottle.
I'm also with you on whiskey. I don't particulary care for many American whiskeys, the only three I like are Maker's Mark, Knob Creek and Jim Beam. Keep the Jack away from me. I much prefer Irish whiskeys like Jameson, Tullmore Dew, Bushmill's and Paddy's. I also enjoy some Scotch, like Johnny Walker or even Dewar's. |
BigHans
03.25.10 | I'll have to check that out. Come on, no Jack? Gotta love it. |
EVedder27
03.25.10 | Tullamore Dew is awesome. Better than Jameson imo. |
BigHans
03.25.10 | Never tried it. I'm a fan of Jameson, theres this place in Downtown Minneapolis that has this thing called "the Big Ginger." Its like 4 shots of Jameson, Ginger Ale, Lime Juice, Lemon Juice, Sugar, and some other secret ingredient they wont give up. Its fucking brilliant. |
AnotherBrick1
03.25.10 | beer: keystone
vodka: korski
gin: paramount
whiskey: black velvet
rum: paramount
tequilla: whatever is cheapest
yes...i drink the cheapest stuff |
Inveigh
03.25.10 | I'll have to try that BigHans, I've been a big fan of Jameson and ginger ale for a long time, but those other extras sound delicious. |
BigHans
05.14.10 | I am going to grill me a big ass steak tonight. |
AnotherBrick
05.14.10 | you guys missed the grill out |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Dogfish, you aren't man enough to eat meat. |
Inveigh
05.14.10 | ugh, he even infiltrated the grilling thread? |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Yeah great, although he seems to be spending more time trolling it up in the AC thread. |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | Just had me some steak and garlic mushrooms. Time to get resoundingly drunk, I think. |
AnotherBrick
05.14.10 | you think? what doubts do you have? |
ConsiderPhlebas
05.14.10 | You've convinced me. |
BigHans
05.14.10 | Hell yes, raise up the beers. |
BigHans
03.03.11 | Its almost that time fellas |
Inveigh
03.03.11 | This might just be my favorite list thread ever
well, the original TMF thread was epic -- but this HAS to be top 3 |
BigHans
03.03.11 | out of all of the awesome lists Ive made, this is one of my favorites. Its pretty historical, I reached my 1000th comment here, Pit was still on his original account, Dogfish made an appearance, and so on. |
omnipanzer
03.03.11 | "Its almost that time fellas"
Feeling that craving for some meat coming over yah huh? |
couldwinarabbit
03.03.11 | link to TMF plz.
Also this is awesome, I can't wait to grill on the dock drinking beer and listening to classic rock. |
BigHans
03.03.11 | the TMF list got deleted cause Chan whined to the mods |
couldwinarabbit
03.03.11 | what was it about? |
omnipanzer
03.03.11 | TMF?
To
Much
Fun
!Yah!!!!! |
BigHans
03.03.11 | what was it about?
^ it was mostly me, Inveigh, Pit, and Consider Phlebas randomly discussing sexual conquests and drug use (that part was mostly Pit and Inveigh). It was quite awesome. There was also many stories about banging fat chicks. |
Inveigh
03.03.11 | lol it was all the men on sputnik 23 (24?) and over talking about liquor and womanizing
got to about 800 comments in 3 days before chan decided if he couldn't be involved it needed to burn |
BigHans
03.03.11 | oh and Pit told a story where he snorted coke off a hookers ass, was about to bang her, found out she was a dude, and beat him up. Yeah that was in there. |
Inveigh
03.03.11 | TMF stood for "The Mother Fuckers" |
Masochist
03.03.11 | "lol it was all the men on sputnik 23 (24?) and over talking about liquor and womanizing"
Except for me. Fuck. |
omnipanzer
03.03.11 | Sounds like that guy kills a lot of fun based on words... |
BigHans
03.03.11 | If we ever start it again Masochist you can be in.
Also, Phlebas had a hilarious story that involved banging a chick in a public bathroom sink and it breaking I think. The whole thing was Tucker Max-esque. |
couldwinarabbit
03.03.11 | Chan likes being a dick but if someone is a dick to him he gets uppity and has a fit. |
Inveigh
03.03.11 | yeah Maniac and Feit were both up in the TMF thread as honorary members -- or more like junior TMFers in training
and yeah chan didn't like it when cool stuff went down involving me and Hans |
Inveigh
03.03.11 | lol it also had my story about a chick breaking her bra while we were about to bang -- then blue-ballsing me bc of it and blaming me for it breaking. she tried to pickpocket me on her way out so I literally threw her out of my apartment door.
about a year later I showed up to my buddy's wedding in St. Louis as his best man, and there as part of his wife's bridal party stood that fucking bitch. THAT FUCKING STRUMPET |
omnipanzer
03.03.11 | Think it would be ok if we started one in the forum? |
acorncheese
03.03.11 | Greatest story I've ever read, bearsman. |
BigHans
03.03.11 | That strumpet! that whore! she owes money all over town and they pee on your rug??! |
Counterfeit
03.03.11 | "PS, if you don't use charcoal, you are not a real man."
Yes.
But 12 confuses me, fucking amazing dont get me wrong. But grilling music? nahh |
Inveigh
03.03.11 | lol that's 100% true too
I went to school at Northern Illinois University, and this girl was on a gymnastic scholarship (I'd just pulled her out of a bar, essentially a random ho to me). but my buddy's wife and this girl grew up together in the Kansas City area apparently -- fucking weirdest coincidence ever. |
BigHans
03.03.11 | It was fate. |
couldwinarabbit
03.03.11 | once got a condom and a mr. noodle soup mix packet mixed up. |
BigHans
03.03.11 | sounds like an average day for Feit |
Counterfeit
03.03.11 | Feit doesn't use condoms. But Feit is also a virgin. |
BigHans
03.03.11 | you should find a cougar just salivating to have a teenager pump her a few times a week. Bone up on your Whitesnake discog and go to town. |
Counterfeit
03.03.11 | haha i think ill stick wit them high school girls |
omnipanzer
03.03.11 | "Feit doesn't use condoms. But Feit is also a virgin."
well, you don't need a rain coat if it aint rainin |
BigHans
03.03.11 | he's 16, its raining plenty, just self induced. should practice with a jimmy so he doesnt fumble around like a moron the first time he actually gets laid.
Thats what Im here for, sage like advice. |
omnipanzer
03.03.11 | Plus you can use it on your self and there's like no cleanup... |
Counterfeit
03.03.11 | haha, im not having sex, but i get mine.
|
omnipanzer
03.03.11 | By the time you NEED to use one you'll be a pro. |
BigHans
03.03.11 | its good advice Feit, condoms are a bitch. |
couldwinarabbit
03.03.11 | hans speaks so much truth. he is like yoda |
greg84
03.03.11 | Back to the subject, Halfway To Gone - Whiskey Train |
BigHans
03.03.11 | lol thanks Rabbit |
omnipanzer
03.03.11 | The yoda of teenage poon |
BigHans
03.03.11 | well we all have to be good at something |
omnipanzer
03.03.11 | practice with the rubber you will... |
Counterfeit
03.03.11 | but like, birth control gaiz |
omnipanzer
03.03.11 | Lube or Lube lots, there is no dry... that is why you fail. |
BigHans
03.03.11 | not practicing with a rubber is like bringing a knife to a gun fight the first time you actually have to use one. |
omnipanzer
03.03.11 | oh come on, I'm particularly proud of that one... |
Maniac!
03.03.11 | 15.
that is all |
Inveigh
03.03.11 | yeah practicing with a rubber is essential
lest you want to look like a fool |
BigHans
03.03.11 | you did well Omni |
omnipanzer
03.03.11 | ;^) |
Inveigh
02.19.13 | an epic list m/ |
intotheshit
02.19.13 | Damn... Miss these days |
BigHans
02.19.13 | whoa didnt even see this get bumped best list ever |