Masochist: Jesus Christ Died For Your Sins

Masochist 03.16.10	But really, I am a Baptist (black baptist, the gospel kind that begat Kirk Franklin and Tyler Perry), and I do believe in God. I also listen to all of these albums except #2.
Satellite 03.16.10	Jesus died for his own sins.
Crysis 03.16.10	jesus was a jew
DoubtGin 03.16.10	how controversial
Kiran 03.16.10	pupils painted blue
Masochist 03.16.10	I know, I'm so c-c-c-c-controversial. I JUST WANNA BELIEVE I JUST WANNA BELIEVE I JUST WANNA BELIEVE
bungy 03.16.10	Thread is already exploding.
Kiran 03.16.10	whats 5 like btw, im intrigued
hando 03.16.10	jesus was dark skinned
DoubtGin 03.16.10	5 is probably the best thing punk has to offer.. such a fukin great song ;c
Masochist 03.16.10	"The Decline" is one single 18:something long song, and probably NOFX's best of all. It's a really easy listen, surprisingly. I LOVE YOU, JESUS CHI-RIIIIIIIIIIST JESUS CHRIST, I LOOOOOVE YOOOOOUUUU
Kiran 03.16.10	awesome, gonna listen
Dryden 03.16.10	da decline
intothepit83 03.16.10	5 is good but nowhere near the best thing punk has to offer.... check out the early 70's/early 80's for that.... otherwise, jesus died. period. if you wanna misconstrue fiction for fact, then yes, he did die for "our" sins. i'm not atheist, not agnostic, just not Christian.... so kill me
Masochist 03.16.10	Oh, rest assured, intothepit, there'll come a day when you'll run out of breath. Mark my words.
intothepit83 03.16.10	Hey, believe what you want. Religion is a personal choice. I don't believe it's right or wrong, but I do know that certain fictions have replaced facts in Christian Ideology. That's what disturbs me about it, that's all.
Masochist 03.16.10	Feel free to be disturbed...you can do that here ;-)
cirq 03.16.10	I like Kirk Franklin but Tyler Perry is not funny.
PirateSquid 03.16.10	Crucifying was the lynchin' of those days. And we all know he deserved it since we know Jesus was dark skinned back then...
jesusjuice1179 03.16.10	tyler perry is awful, also props for NOFX
Inveigh 03.16.10	lol @ 6. also lol @ Kirk Franklin.
intothepit83 03.16.10	I went to a DC Talk concert once just so I could chill with this girl. It was like unintentional stand up comedy
Bfhurricane 03.16.10	Thank you for reminding me Masochist.
Prophet178 03.16.10	Raptor Jesus died for my sins.
Baphomet 03.16.10	next thing you'll tell me the easter bunny and the loch ness monster also died for my sins...
MUNGOLOID 03.16.10	alrighty then. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7pX9IHTDn8
EnricoPalazzo 03.16.10	Che Gueverra died for my sins. DEATH TO CAPITALISM (even though my face is plastered on t-shirts sold at the gap)
BSX 03.16.10	Jesus is SOOOOOOOO passe, the IPU is in vogue
Crysis 03.16.10	Yeah I find it strange how the Gap puts the face of an Argentine revolutionary on their merchandise.
paxman 03.16.10	Nope, it was Jose who died for my sins.
Inveigh 03.16.10	You guys are dumb. Corey Haim died for our sins. But mainly for his own. Too soon?
jesusjuice1179 03.16.10	who's Corey Haim?
Inveigh 03.16.10	not from the U.S. are ya? or are you just under the age of 20?
Ross22 03.16.10	...don't you mean Raptor Jesus went extinct for your sins?
MUNGOLOID 03.16.10	wait, what jesus are you talking about? white jesus or black jesus?
eternium 03.16.10	We're talking about my Mexican friend, Jesus. He got shot by the drug cartels.
redskyformiles 03.16.10	i liked feldman better so i'm not all that upset. wanna do a bump?
tiesthatbind 03.16.10	Sweet, Newsboys. SHINE, MAKE 'EM WONDER WHAT CHA GOT MAKE 'EM WISH THAT THEY WERE NOT ON THE OUTSIDE LOOKIN' BORED
Prophet178 03.16.10	I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.
BallsToTheWall 03.16.10	Im in love with a man. Im in love with a man named God. Does that make me gay? Gay for God? You betcha.
Ire 03.16.10	faggot
Inveigh 03.16.10	thank you redskyformiles, i'll meet you in the bathroom.
porch 03.16.10	what is love?
PirateSquid 03.16.10	It's either Never Shout Never or Haddaway
intothepit83 03.16.10	I'm starting my own religious cult. It's gonna be Alcoholic's for Jesus, and instead of poisoning the punch, we'll just drink a shitload of Jack Daniel's every night. Fuck it, I do that anyways.
Ire 03.16.10	i hate when people do that its really gay
intothepit83 03.16.10	does it look like i care
Skybreaker 03.16.10	Yeah that bugs me too almost there Lame
Parallels 03.16.10	i love you masochist. and all the albums on this list are gold. even the newsboys.
Prophet178 03.16.10	You know what else bugs me? pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppage bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbreaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
Parallels 03.16.10	pagebreaker faiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil.
Ire 03.16.10	i really thought you were cool but you're making this hard for me i don't want to call you a faggot ah fuck it faggot
Parallels 03.16.10	who's Corey Haim? AGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
intothepit83 03.16.10	once again do i care ? not one bit
porch 03.16.10	wanna be a lover not a fighter
Ire 03.16.10	i lol'd you gaytron : )
Masochist 03.16.10	Hahaha...56 comments and I didn't have to do shit after talking to intothepit! Love this...come on, 14 (now 13) more to go before I reach my goal ;-). Also, SonicSpeed, I love you, too
PirateSquid 03.16.10	I actually really love that most of your digs are atheist and you're baptist
Masochist 03.16.10	PirateSquid - And I love that you're the first person to comment on that fact (even though I'm sure everyone else noticed but just didn't say anything). I do really like that Newsboys album, though. "Elle G." FTMFW. In case any of you guys are just that fucking thick, this is a joke list spoofing all those lists about controversial topics that get a billion comments because everyone has to say their piece. Glad most people didn't take it too seriously (even though, as I said, I really am a Baptist).
PirateSquid 03.16.10	Haha. The fact that Atheist and Newsboys are on the same list is the best thing ever.
Brylawski 03.16.10	you can pirate my squid anyday
IleftyspankedU 04.02.10	I just scrolled through these comments and laughed harder than I have in quite a while. What are we commenting about here though? (tempted to add a page break myself but nah, I'm a leader, not a follower)
Parallels 04.02.10	yeah this is one of the funnier lists out there. i truely lol'd to a lot of this. "you can pirate my squid anyday" fuckin LMAO
OhAliceMonster 04.02.10	well you see... baptists are all the enemy of myself and i hate everyone and religion and spaghetti and have a fear of flutes. Jesus is a mythical creature.
AnotherBrick1 04.02.10	sup
jesusjuice1179 04.02.10	jesus christ! this took me forever to scroll down to the bottom of the comments faggots
AnotherBrick1 04.02.10	Imagine..... how much time we would save if new comments.... were at the top of pages
Masochist 04.09.10	Bumping my own list. How blase. C-C-C-CO-C-C-CO-CO-C-C-C-COMBO-CO-C-C-C-C-CO-C-COM CO-C-C-COM-CO-C-C-C-C-CO-C-COM-C-COMBO-C-CO-COM-C-C-C-C-C-COM-COM-COM-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-CO-CO-C-C-COMBO-C-C-COM-C-C-C-CO-CO-CO-CO-C-C-COM-COM-C-CO-CO-COMBO-CO-C-C-C-COM-C-C-C-C-C-C-CO-COM-COM-C-C-COMBO BR-C-C-CO-COM-C-C-C-C-COM-COMB-C-C-C-C-C-COM-C-C-C-C-C-C C-C-CO-CO-C-CO-C-C-C-C-CCCCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BREAKER! (It's a pun, you see...yeah)
tiesthatbind 04.09.10	69.
tiesthatbind 04.09.10	and 70, done.
CaelTaylor 07.09.10	"We're talking about my Mexican friend, Jesus. He got shot by the drug cartels." Wait, he said he loved me? I'm glad I didn't buy his drugs.