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| 11 Greatest Dates in the History of Music
Here are the 11 greatest days in the history of music. In chronological order obviously. The deions wont work so read the first comment to see them. | | 1 | April 13th 1948
A young Elvis Presley pretends to be a fat man to impress his friends. His mother catches him and warns him that if the wind changes he will stay that way forever. Elvis laughs off his mothers warning. 30 years later, on a windy December night, Elvis performs the same impression at a party. MORAL: Always listen to your mother. | | 2 | February 28th 1960
Barry Gibb is given an atomic wedgie by his brother Maurice. The damage is said to be irreparable. | | 3 | June 23rd 1963
Brian Wilson decides that method writing, much like method acting, is the shit. A day later he writes ?In My Room? and isn?t seen for 5 years. | | 4 | March 10th 1966
John Lennon orders a single egg yoke from Japanese hotel ? Yoko Ono is promptly sent to his room by mistake. | | 5 | August 1st 1976
A 9 year old Jeff Buckley misses his learn to swim class with a cold. | | 6 | January 1st 1980
The 80's begin. | | 7 | November 3rd 1988
Michael Jackson straightens his afro for the first time ? is very pleased with the result. | | 8 | April 5th 1994
Contrary to popular belief Kurt Cobain does in fact have a gun. This is not discovered for another 3 days ? and neither is he. | | 9 | July 13th 2004
Talented singer song writer James Blunt is discovered and quickly signed to a recording contract by American label ?Custard?. Soon after he breaks up with his extremely attractive girlfriend and immediately regrets his decision. | | 10 | May 12th 2006
Axle Rose and Guns N Roses begin their latest world tour. | | 11 | October 25th 2030
Sean Preston Federline Spears creates a pop, techno, rap hybrid and releases his first album. The world explodes. | |
LittleTinGodess
10.19.06 | April 13th 1948
A young Elvis Presley pretends to be a fat man to impress his friends. His mother catches him and warns him that if the wind changes he will stay that way forever. Elvis laughs off his mothers warning. 30 years later, on a windy December night, Elvis performs the same impression at a party. MORAL: Always listen to your mother.
February 28th 1960
Barry Gibb is given an atomic wedgie by his brother Maurice. The damage is said to be irreparable.
June 23rd 1963
Brian Wilson decides that method writing, much like method acting, is the shit. A day later he writes ‘In My Room’ and isn’t seen for 5 years.
March 10th 1966
John Lennon orders a single egg yoke from Japanese hotel – Yoko Ono is promptly sent to his room by mistake.
August 1st 1976
A 9 year old Jeff Buckley misses his learn to swim class with a cold.
January 1st 1980
The 80’s begin.
November 3rd 1988
Michael Jackson straightens his afro for the first time – is very pleased with the result
April 5th 1994
Contrary to popular belief Kurt Cobain does in fact have a gun. This is not discovered for another 3 days – and neither is he.
July 13th 2004
Talented singer song writer James Blunt is discovered and quickly signed to a recording contract by American label ‘Custard’. Soon after he breaks up with his extremely attractive girlfriend and immediately regrets his decision.
May 12th 2006
Axle Rose and Guns N Roses begin their latest world tour.
October 25th 2030
Sean Preston Federline Spears creates a pop, techno, rap hybrid and releases his first album. The world explodes.
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10.19.06 | Haha, this is hilarious. | stompybeardo
10.19.06 | this is muy clever, the jeff buckley one took me a littl ewhile to get! | south_of_heaven 11
10.19.06 | This list is pure fucking gold. Props, yo. | FlawedPerfection
10.19.06 | March 10th is my birthday :( | YDload
10.19.06 | you're not as clever as you seem to think you are. especially since you can't even spell "yolk" correctly. C+ for effort. | AmericnZero02
10.19.06 | Is this supposed to be funny? Cause I can think of plenty greater dates in music history. | rustysurf84
10.19.06 | ^^ This weeks sign of the apocalypse | iarescientists
10.19.06 | ^ This month's sign of the apocalypse | Rocksta71
10.19.06 | Ho ho ho! | Psyclone
10.19.06 | The 2030 one is hilarious. Great list. | Homesliceman
11.16.06 | Woodstock? Why isnt that on here? | Spectrum
12.29.06 | Ahahaha, this is an awesome list. Much props to you, my friend. Thanks for the laughs! |
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