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Oh Look, A Desert Island

Let's assume I'm stranded on a desert island. Let's assume on this desert island are 15 albums. Let's assume I get to choose what these albums are. Okay, stop assuming things because that's just stupid. There ARE 15 albums on this desert island and these are what they are. Hopefully I die slowly so I get to enjoy them all.
1Brand New
The Devil And God Are Raging Inside Me


Actually feeling kind of low right now. After all, I'm stuck on a desert island. Oh hey, sup Brand New, you understand me right, you always understand me, don't you?
2Converge
Jane Doe


Well, SHIT. Brand New DIDN'T understand and I'm STILL stuck on a goddamn desert island. FUCFKFUCKFUDKCKSDF RAGING SO HARD RIGHT NOW.
3Godspeed You! Black Emperor
Slow Riot For New Zero Kanada


So I've circled round the island and discovered that it's really fucking small. This is so depressing. How the fuck did I get here? I'm sure Godspeed You! would know. They always know.
4Dance Gavin Dance
Happiness


Haha it's not so bad is it, I mean there are.. uhh.. coconuts and stuff right? Right? There are always coconuts on desert islands. ALWAYS. Someone will save me I'm sure!
5City Of Caterpillar
City Of Caterpillar


What kind of bullshit island is this. Not a single goddamn coconut! Not even a banana or anything! I have nothing to do but sit here and brood about my fate. Does this making me a fucking hero?
6Deadguy
Fixation On A Coworker


No, it doesn't. It just makes me a dead guy. What a sucky way to die.
7Elliott Smith
XO


I don't even have a knife to stab myself or anything. This makes me want to cry. Actually, you know what. I AM crying.
8Mesa Verde
The Old Road


So now it's night time and I'm still on this desert island. Looks like my dreams became my fears. Oh shit.
9Rx Bandits
...And The Battle Begun


I swear an apparition visited me in the night. Maybe I'm hallucinating? When was the last time I ate?
10Poison The Well
You Come Before You


I'm hearing voices. What am I now, schizophrenic?
11 7 Angels 7 Plagues
Jhazmyne's Lullaby


There's not really a lot to do on this island. I sit around waiting while hungry. I just started singing to myself. It sounded fucking awful.
12Thrice
Vheissu


Thrice are telling me to Hold Fast Hope. They are also telling me to hold my breath. I'm fairly sure if I held my breath long enough I would suffocate. Is this preferable to dying of starvation?
13Modern Life Is War
Witness


Try as I might I could not suffocate myself. Fuck. Looks like the world is against me after all.
14Pg. 99
Document # 8


I am currently considering drowning. Is drowning punk rock? I do not know. Would drowning have passion? Well, I guess. But how much passion?
15Yndi Halda
Enjoy Eternal Bliss


You better be fucking right Yndi Halda. I'm going to go for a swim. Maybe there'll be a shark. Sharks are cool, right? Preparing to enjoy eternal bliss, whatever that means.
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