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02.08.14 Does Anyone Know Where I Can Find Out A12.29.11 International Year Of Forests
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10.22.09 iare200906.16.09 3 Years Of My Life Have Been Sucked Awa
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3 Years Of My Life Have Been Sucked Away By This Website, And All I Have To Show For It Is This Shitty List

before you go ahead and say "WHOA SPUTNIK LIST RIGHT HERE" just remember i probably had some sort of hand in making these "sputnik albums" so yes i am vain and self-absorbed
1At the Drive-in
Acrobatic Tenement


my first foray into punk/post-hardcore/emo/music
2Off Minor
The Heat Death of the Universe


This album made me into the self-absorbed, vacuous, depressed shell of a person I am today
3Converge
Jane Doe


blah blah blah rah rah rah
4Circle Takes the Square
As the Roots Undo


I know it's all been said before, I want to say it again
5Say Anything
...Is a Real Boy


i too use drugs and alcohol to treat my extreme social anxiety
6Cursive
Domestica


Knowing how fucked up Tim Kasher is gives me solace
7GZA
Liquid Swords


Most played album in my car ever
8maudlin of the Well
Bath


solos are like sex scenes, most fags use them to give their audience a boner, niggaz that know whats up use them to show fragility and grace
9Have a Nice Life
Deathconsciousness


THESE GUYS LIVE LIKE 20 MINUTES FROM ME OMG
10 The Blood Brothers
...Burn, Piano Island, Burn


got more layers than 7-layer nachos from taco bell
11Moss Icon
Lyburnum


to lose a young life in these trying times is truly not an unheard of thing, but oh, the false truth and always lie of a dead god will surely take out some of the sting
12Weezer
Pinkerton


nostalgia
13Pavement
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain


yr the kinda girl i like, cuz yr empty and i'm empty
14Sonic Youth
Daydream Nation


obv
15Neutral Milk Hotel
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea


see above
16Wolves in the Throne Room
Two Hunters


Since when have shoegazers and black metal fans been able to awkwardly coexist at shows
17Cryptopsy
None So Vile


kitsch likes metal?
18Slint
Spiderland


will oldham should do the album art of every album ever
19My Bloody Valentine
Loveless


sounds even better in 3-D
20Wu-Tang Clan
Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)


hip-hop revolutions don't happen everyday
21Cap'n Jazz
Analphabetapolothology


tim kinsella can sell a lyric LOL
22Refused
The Shape of Punk to Come


socialism will kick your ass and share it with you after
23Animal Collective
Merriweather Post Pavilion


TOO SOON
24 mewithoutYou
A->B Life


we will die
25 Glassjaw
Worship & Tribute


you'd think with daryl's crohn's disease they'd just be shitting out albums
26Talk Talk
Laughing Stock


half of these song titles aren't even words (that i recognize)
27Dan Deacon
Bromst


INTELLIGENT DANCE MUSIC
28Richard Youngs
Sapphie


waiting to make camtree cum
29Insect Warfare
World Extermination


ELITIST ASSHOLE GRINDCORE
30Modern Life is War
Witness


The world isn't against you. It just doesn't care!
31Kayo Dot
Choirs of the Eye


i don't really have anything witty to say about this
32Saetia
A Retrospective


WHEN DID WE BEGIN
33Sunny Day Real Estate
Diary


seven is without a doubt the best song of all-time i swear to fucking god
34Pixies
Surfer Rosa


fuckign grimy ass shit love that shit raw
35Sun Kil Moon
Ghosts of the Great Highway


mark kozelek can do no wrong, except making his name impossible to spell correctly
36Ghastly City Sleep
Ghastly City Sleep


fuck that sigur ros bullshit. iceland is for pussies
37Deltron 3030
Deltron 3030


nerd rap
38cLOUDDEAD
cLOUDDEAD


nerdier rap
39Nas
Illmatic


gangsta rap (quoted from bill o'reilly)
40 Harvey Milk
Life...The Best Game in Town


almost as manly as the real Harvey Milk
4190 Day Men
To Everybody


takes about 90 days to finally realize how great this shit is
42Against Me!
Reinventing Axl Rose


tom gabel knows how to incite a riot
43Dr. Octagon
Dr. Octagonecologyst


blue flowersssssss
44Charizma & Peanut Butter Wolf
Big Shots


rip :(
45 pg. 99
Document #8


reap what you rape
46City of Caterpillar
City of Caterpillar


indian summer done better
47The Drones
Havilah


she don't hate the ones she kills but she dont' love the mouths she fills
48 Godspeed You! Black Emporer
F#A#(infinity)


fucking album art sucks anyway
49Ulver
Bergtatt


scary ass shit
50Radiohead
OK Computer


Let Down is probably the most depressing song of all-time; love that shit
51Madvillain
Madvillainy


Half the fun is trying to figure out how DOOM could possibly link his thoughts together, the other half is madlibs beats
52Taking Back Sunday
Tell All Your Friends


those fuckign intertwining vocal melodies get me everytime
53Burzum
Hvis lyset tar oss


you can burn my church anytime vargy
54Orchid
Chaos is Me


so dance dance, dance to the sound, of america's BEST. DRESSED. FAKE. OUT
55Do Make Say Think
You, You're a History in Rust


so delicate but so loud
56 The Microphones
The Glow, Pt. 2


i built a fort a with phil elvrum
57Joanna Newsom
Ys


Yes.
58Regina Spektor
Soviet Kitsch


Please.
59 Modest Mouse
This is a Long Drive Home For Someone with Nothing to Think About


issac brock is fucking crazy
60 Maps and Atlases
Trees, Swallows, Houses


two-hand tapping, one hand fapping
61Red House Painters
Down Colorful Hill


MICHAELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, WHERE ARE YOU?
62World's End Girlfriend
Hurtbreak Wonderland


so organic yet so digital
63Clipse
Hell Hath No Fury


damn dirty money know how to treat them girls
64Fugazi
Repeater


ian mackaye rocks that shit all day everyday
65Brand New
The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me


the devil and god are raging homosexuals
66UGK
Ridin' Dirty


putting powder on the street, cause i got big fucking nuts
67Daitro
Des cendres, je me consumme


je suis une faggote
68Tom Waits
Rain Dogs


I've thought about this long and hard, and only Tom Waits could pull off being Tom Waits
69Arcade Fire
Funeral


i often overlook this, but it's so fucking good
70The National
Boxer


don't know how the national placed this low, they should be higher, but i can't think of who's place they would take
71 Ampere
All Our Tomorrows Will End Today


WE KNEW THERE WOULD BE NO FUTURE, THAT WAS OUR GREATEST FREEDOM
72Minutemen
Double Nickels on the Dime


me and mike watt, playing guitar
73Gospel
The Moon is a Dead World


who knew apostacy would be such a bitch?
74J Dilla
Donuts


who else could make such uplifting music, while on their death bed
75 Dag Nasty
Can I Say


just realized i don't have minor threat on here, this will have to do
76Trophy Scars
Bad Luck


intense fucking vocals
77Why?
Alopecia


just a slight jingle of pocket change pulsing
78Grizzly Bear
Veckatimest


didn't appreciate this until i listened to it on vinyl
79 Shotmaker
Mouse Ear [Forget-Me-Not]


fucking sludgy ass post-hardcore omg
80Burial
Untrue


so true
81Ghostface Killah
Ironman


niggaz still sippin rum out of stanley cups
82Charles Mingus
The Black Saint and the Sinner Lady


jazzzzz
83Hot Cross
Cryonics


This really loses it's replay value after you listen to it everyday for a year
84Mclusky
Mclusky Do Dallas


those lightsabre cocksucking blues
85The Kidcrash
Jokes


it sounds like off minor!
86Belle Epoque
A La Derive


french people rule
87 Pulling Teeth
Paranoid Delusions / Paradise Illusions


23 minutes of pure slay-age
88Blacktusk
Passage Through Purgatory


27 minutes of pure slay-age
89Death
Human


chuck says
90Third Eye Blind
Third Eye Blind


perfect 90s mainstream rock album, especially when you're 7
91 DJ Shadow
Entroducing...


it feels obligatory
92Ceremony
Violence Violence


this goes out to all the broken chairs and broken bones suffered at ceremony shows
93Verse En Coma
Rialto


in a factory is perfect
94the Mars Volta
Frances the Mute


so low i probably shouldn't have included it at all
95Cynic
Focus


t-pain loves cynic
96Pink Floyd
Animals


their other albums suck
97Jeromes Dream
Seeing Means More Than Safety


that fucking guitar riff in "It's More Like a Message to You" is life-changing
98Meet Me in St. Louis
And With the Right Kind of Eyes...


greatest EP
99American Football
American Football


needz moar kinsella
100Young Widows
Old Wounds


righteous
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