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Last Active 09-04-22 4:32 am
Joined 01-28-09
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| Pathetic Music Videos
These vids are awful. I'm serious, it's like a mashup of a 1970s "b" horror movie and the original Godzilla. Do NOT watch them unless you think you can handle the madness, which, by the way, YOU CAN'T. Just take my word for it. | | 1 | Thousand Foot Krutch
Rawkfist
The first thing you see is the lead singer doing his best to look angry. This in itself is enough to disturb even the most cold-hearted soul, but it gets better. Oh, much better. Then he starts "dancing". Where did he learn those moves, by a pot-headed "professional" under an overpass? All in all, this vid's about as fun as a heart attack. | | 2 | The Butterfly Effect
Crave
Wow. More close-ups than you'd see in an acne cream commercial here, and it accomplishes the same effect: revulsion. Also, the camera shakes like Seattle during a major earthquake. (my apologies to any victims. of the video, I mean.) | | 3 | Bjork
Declare Indepence
I don't know where to start. It looks like a Pokemon show crossed with a Japanese game show, and it makes about the same amount of sense. If anyone is willing to sacrifice their eyesight to make sense of it, please send me the results. Or bury them. Your choice. | | 4 | Nile
Execration Text
Look, guys. Instruments. Lots of instruments. You see? You see my instruments? Yeah, that's how hardcore we are. We have lots of instruments. Yeeah. | | 5 | Lostprophets
Shinobi vs Dragon Ninja
I had a dream, once. A dream that all kinds and genres of music could exist together with neither conflict nor hatred, and all musicians would work together, humbly, lovingly, to better their work. This was my dream, and I had hoped to see it through to fruition, so full of hope was I.
Then I saw this video. Screw you, guys. Just... just go away. | | 6 | Linkin Park
One Step Closer
I... I didn't want to see that. Now I see it all the time. When I close my eyes. When I fall asleep. I can't make it stop. Can you? | | 7 | Dream Evil
The Book Of Heavy Metal
This is crazy. Just pure, inmitigated insanity, and the worst stereotype of a heavy metal video I've ever seen. The problem is, it's just *so entertaining*. It's grown on me. Like fungus. | |
kintups
03.29.09 | Addendum: I actually like several of these bands. Do you think I'm slamming them? Do you? Well, I am. This stuff is awful. Bring on the hate! | Chewie
03.29.09 | needs Pussycat Dolls along with every video featured on Muchmusic in the last decade. | PayneTiger777
03.29.09 | I like the video for Slow Decent by TBE cause its full of energy and a great band only video. The Crave video is ok I guess lol. 6 is a terrible video. | lexicons
03.29.09 | I just had a seizure while watching the Nile video. | AggravatedYeti
03.29.09 | Sorry? | kintups
03.29.09 | @ lexicons: I warned you, didn't I? Now the curse is yours as well. | lexicons
03.29.09 | Bjork was worse though. You hear that you Icelandic bitch, your worse then neurological problems! | illmitch
03.29.09 | Add to this list:
Every Immortal video ever made. | Masochist
03.29.09 | Gonna add Foo Fighters' "Times Like These," the one where they're just in front of a wall of color (kind of like Anberlin's video for "Readyfuels," which also was terrible). But the other version of "TLT" where they're on the bridge was pretty cool. | Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
03.29.09 | 4: lol @ the random fender strat shots, yea that's so hardcore | badtaste
03.30.09 | illmitch, you are joking. "Call of the Wintermoon" may be considered hilarious, therefore it is of value. "Blashyrkh (Mighty Ravendark)" was pure bad-assery (besides Abbath running across the mountain top). "Grim and Frostbitten Kingdoms" was kinda dull, but it featured Hellhammer. The "One by One" promo was also hardcore. | illmitch
03.30.09 | shit, I misunderstood the point of the list. I thought it was just hilariously bad videos, for which Immortal's videography most certainly qualifies. | Craigmn01
03.30.09 | list needs more serpentine offering by dimmu borgir | kintups
03.30.09 | @ Craigmn01: I just watched serpentine offering. Blech. Mixing a lame medieval movie with a band that's about as hardcore as a fuzzy lemon? I don't think so. | ninjuice
03.30.09 | I don't remember One Step Closer being that bad | kintups
03.30.09 | @ ninjuice: It wasn't THAT bad, but then again it was also horrible in many ways.
@Reddannihiliation: If I wanted to badmouth the original Godzilla I would have already made a superior list. No, I'm not some kind of a fag, and I'm quite disturbed that you would suggest such a thing... how extremely gay of you. The new Godzilla was a horrible movie and the actors were worse. Some of these music videos may be well designed but that doesn't make them good, kinda like how they thought making Godzilla with massive special effects would beef up the movie. In my mind the least worst music videos would be 5-7 (and #7 is hilarious to watch) but they're still terrible. The fact that Lostprophets pretended they were already rock stars on their first album was enough to turn me away from any of their music videos - for ever. Now, I am tired of slamming you, so I will turn my "badmouthing" abilities on some other pitiful fool who dares to incur my wrath. | Phantom
03.30.09 | The Nile video is pretty much as bad as the song | Dis_Con_Nec_Ted
03.30.09 | nah song rules | Phantom
03.30.09 | nah song sucks | Burn2Burn
03.30.09 | I just watched the vid for One Step Closer and dear lord they all look so young. and the vid rules stfu. | Lelle
03.30.09 | One Step Closer was hooorible | BallsToTheWall
03.30.09 | 5 is such a fucking awesome song. | jingledeath
03.30.09 | yeah 5 is awesome and I didn't think the video was bad either but I last watched it 3-4 years ago so I might change my mind now | Meatplow
03.30.09 | http://www.cracked.com/video_17208_8-most-unintentionally-hilarious-amateur-music-videos.html
/thread | kintups
03.30.09 | @BallsToTheWall: Yes... yes it is. | ExtremeUnction
03.30.09 | the nile video is INTENSE | Tits McGee
03.31.09 | hahaha. your comment to redannhilation was great. and now it appears he is quite butthurt!! | Tits McGee
03.31.09 | idk the "@Faggot who likes Ra: You like Ra" comment seemed pretty out of line. I mean who gives a fuck if he likes Ra? | kintups
04.02.09 | Out of line? Nahhhh. Just good ol' moronic. I like the band. You don't. I also don't like you. Don't make me call Jack Bauer again. He enjoys beating on such senseless, clueless people like you as much as I do, but there seems to be too many for us to handle without getting a little tired between times. So let him rest, wilya? He can be rather grumpy.
Also: everyone else, feel free to troll for me. I welcome your thoughts/opinions/rants, as long as they aren't moronic. Sleep well.
disclaimer: almost nothing I say can be taken seriously. Except that Ra is more awesome than robotic dinosoars fighting with terminators on the surface of the Death Star during a bombing run. Like I said. You can't HANDLE the awesome. | Titan50
04.15.09 | What's so bad about the Lostprophets video? It's just the band performing, nothing bad about it. | kintups
04.15.09 | @ Titan50: The fact that they're already acting like big times when it was only their first record. It's sickening. |
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