SteakByrnes
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi / Relinquished
2. Koris / normaloctagon
3. Ghandhilion / Pheromone
4. theBoneyKing / Bedex
5. YoYoMancuso / porcupinetheater
6. neekafat / JohnnyoftheWell
7. tectactoe / Egarran
8. dedex / Sunnyvale
9. butt. / SlothcoreSam
10. fogza / Drifter
11. robertsona / dmathias52
12. Space Jester / Sinternet
13. MillionDead / deathschool
14. Marskid / someone
15. Pangea / Sowing
16. Mort. / Dewinged
TEMPLATE GO GO GO
Skelly boys! |
MarsKid
03.23.23 | o fuck it's getting real
1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Pheromone
4. Bedex
5. YoYoMancuso
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. Egarran
8. unnyvale
9. SlothcoreSam
10. Drifter (ily fog but Drifter is literally my brother)
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. MillionDead
14. someone
15. Sowing
16. Mort.
Some of these too hard for me rn i need coffee
|
dedex
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Ghandhilion (Phero already won!!!)
4. Bedex
5. YoYoMancuso
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. Egarran
8. Sunnyvale
9. SlothcoreSam
10. fogza
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. deathschool
14. someone (im dying rn)
15. Pangea
16. Mort.
sorry everyone is cool but eh gotta make choices innit |
Pangea
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Ghandhilion
4. Bedex
5. porcupinetheater
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. Egarran
8. dedex
9. SlothcoreSam
10. fogza
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. MillionDead
14. someone
15. Sowing indie dad
16. Mort.
no apologies anymore, all tough etc |
tectactoe
03.23.23 | How fitting that Egarran will be the one to take me out. |
MO
03.23.23 | 1. Relinquished
2. normaloctagon
3. Pheromone
4. theBoneyKing
5. YoYoMancuso
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. tectactoe
8. dedex
9. butt.
10. Drifter
11. robertsona
12. Space Jester
13. deathschool
14. Marskid
15. Sowing
16. Dewinged |
Demon of the Fall
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Ghandhilion
4. theBoneyKing
5. porcupinetheater
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. Egarran
8. dedex
9. SlothcoreSam
10. fogza
11. robertsona
12. Space Jester
13. MillionDead
14. Marskid
15. Pangea
16. Mort.
some of these were for tactical reasons that should be obvious but I shall not go into, tough draw |
Mort.
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Pheromone
4. theBoneyKing
5. porcupinetheater
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. Egarran
8. Sunnyvale
9. SlothcoreSam
10. Drifter
11. robertsona
12. Space Jester
13. deathschool
14. Marskid
15. Sowing
16. Dewinged
|
ArsMoriendi
03.23.23 | 1. 🐌
2. normaloctagon
3. Ghandhilion
4. theBoneyKing (I didn’t vote for either of the dexbros sooo idk sorry this is hard)
5. porcupinetheater
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. tectactoe
8. Sunnyvale (I’m still riding that Godcaster high tbh)
9. SlothcoreSam
10. Drifter
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. MillionDead
14. someone (both rule but I guess my taste is closer to someone’s)
15. Pangea
16. Mort. |
fogza
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon (omg brutal)
3. Ghandhilion (ily phero but you have won and ghandhi is a sphinx)
4. Bedex
5. porcupinetheater
6. JohnnyoftheWell (i wrestled but maybe jotw deserves it for being the crown prince of sput posing as the court jester)
7. Egarran (urgh)
8. dedex
9. SlothcoreSam
10. -
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. MillionDead
14. someone
15. Pangea
16. Mort. |
calmrose
03.23.23 | 1. Relinquished
2. normaloctagon
3. Pheromone
4. theBoneyKing
5. porcupinetheater
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. Egarran
8. Sunnyvale
9. SlothcoreSam
10. Drifter
11. dmathias52
12. Space Jester
13. deathschool
14. someone
15. Pangea
16. Mort. (I want to Mort.) |
AmericanFlagAsh
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Pheromone
4. theBoneyKing
5. porcupinetheater
6. neekafat
7. tectactoe
8. dedex
9. butt.
10. fogza
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. deathschool
14. Marskid
15. Pangea
16. Mort.
Johnny voting for Neek twice and then pitted against each other lol |
normaloctagon
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. Koris
3. Ghandilion
4. theBoneyKing
5. YoYoMancuso
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. tectactoe
8. dedex
9. butt.
10. Drifter
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. deathschool
14. someone
15. Pangea
16. Mort. |
DadKungFu
03.23.23 | All tough, etc
1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Pheromone
4. theBoneyKing
5. YoYoMancuso
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. tectactoe
8. dedex
9. butt.
10. fogza
11. robertsona
12. Space Jester
13. MillionDead
14. Marskid
15. Pangea
16. Mort.
|
JohnnyoftheWell
03.23.23 | omfg neek!!!!! i am squealing
1. damn, ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Ghandhilion (phero won/ghandhi sphinx [2])
4. awww theBoneyKing
5. porcupinetheater
6. neekafat neekafat
7. ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm tectactoe but damn
8. dedex
9. SlothcoreSam
10. Drifter but purely because gawd i hate him the most out of everyone on sputnik this contest is sad
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet needs this
13. deathschool
14. hmmmmm someone actually no actually yes never abandon a DJ Sabrina the Teenage DJ comrade
15. Pangea
16. Mort. |
PitchforkArms
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. Koris
3. Pheromone
4.
5. YoYoMancuso
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. Egarran
8. Sunnyvale
9. SlothcoreSam
10. fogza
11. dmathias52
12. Sinternet
13. deathschool
14. someone
15. Sowing
16. Mort.
my judging criteria, you may ask...? Did you say nice things to me about my band.... |
Trifolium
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Ghandhilion
4. Bedex
5. porcupinetheater
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. Egarran
8. dedex
9. SlothcoreSam
10. fogza
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. deathschool
14. someone
15. Pangea
16. Mort.
SO MANY of these were HORRIBLE!!!!!! 🤧😬😭🤮😵 |
YoYoMancuso
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. Koris
3. Ghandhilion
4. theBoneyKing
5. michael jackson - thriller
6. neekafat
7. tectactoe
8. lol fuck you i can't choose
9. SlothcoreSam
10. fogza
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. MillionDead
14. Marskid but this was painful
15. Sowing
16. Mort. |
Storm In A Teacup
03.23.23 | Congrats everyone! |
Conmaniac
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Pheromone
4. theBoneyKing
5. porcupinetheater
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. Egarran
8. dedex
9. butt.
10. Drifter
11. Robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. deathschool
14. someone
15. Pangea
16. Mort. |
SteakByrnes
03.23.23 | everybody vote vote vOTE yes or else the skeletons will come to life and chase you off a cliff |
MarsKid
03.23.23 | Getting murdered by the homies RIP |
porcupinetheater
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Pheromone
4. theBoneyKing
5.
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. Egarran
8. dedex
9. butt.
10. fogza
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. MillionDead
14. Marskid
15. Pangea
16. Mort. (sorry Dewi you've already climbed the mountain)
Dam most of these were hard but 4, 7, and 14 def broke my heart a lil |
YoYoMancuso
03.23.23 | "everybody vote vote vOTE yes or else the skeletons will come to life and chase you off a cliff"
THE BONES ARE THEIR MONEY, SO ARE THE WORMS |
porcupinetheater
03.23.23 | WATCH OUT SCROOGE IT'S A BONE MAMA
DON'T LET IT LAY AN EGG |
SteakByrnes
03.23.23 | Tim Robinson is one of the funniest dudes alive |
pizzamachine
03.23.23 | 2. Koris (my boy Koris needs some help)
6. neekafat (u didn’t vote for me now you die)
14. Marskid (solely based on user someone lying about being a sex machine)
16. Dewinged (u didn’t vote for me now you die) |
normaloctagon
03.23.23 | Balanced, as all pizza should be |
pizzamachine
03.23.23 | 👩🍳💋 |
butt.
03.23.23 | It’s interesting, the skeletons |
DavidYowi
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Ghandhilion
4. theBoneyKing
5. YoYoMancuso
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. Egarran
8. dedex
9. SlothcoreSam
10. Drifter
11. robertsona
12. Space Jester
13. MillionDead
14. Marskid
15. Pangea
16. Mort. |
Sniff
03.23.23 | 1. Relinquished
2. Koris
3. Ghandhilion
4. Bedex
5. YoYoMancuso
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. tectactoe
8. dedex
9. SlothcoreSam
10. Drifter
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. MillionDead
14. Marskid
15. Pangea
16. Mort.
|
JesperL
03.23.23 | 1. Relinquished
2. normaloctagon
3. Pheromone
4. theBoneyKing fuck i need to shower
5. YoYoMancuso nvm a shower won't be enough
6. JohnnyoftheWell i need to be powerwashed
7. Egarran
8. dedex with goddamn liquid nitrogen
9. SlothcoreSam
10. fogza
11. dmathias52
12. Sinternet
13. MillionDead
14. someone someone drown me
15. Pangea
16. Dewinged please |
Relinquished
03.23.23 | yall
Ars won already before lmao |
ArsMoriendi
03.23.23 | Not true
I’ve made it to top 8 once tho |
Colton
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi cause he's funny
2. Koris cause normaloctagon been moving different lately
3. Pheromone cause I don't really remember GhandiLion ever doing anything of note
4. theBoneyKing even though he once told me men should fight women in the UFC
5. YoYoMancuso / porcupinetheater can't decide this one, YoYo plays twinkly guitar and is in a band but porcupine made a funny joke about Lana fans having a fetish for their boyfriends turning the music up in the car whenever they try to talk one time
6. neekafat because there is still a glimmer of hope in his eyes and johnny tries to demean people for their jobs because he's bitter and also suffers from carrot arms
7. tectactoe because he eats so much cheese he might not have much time left and I want him to win while he still can + doesn't have carrot arms
8. Sunnyvale cause he actually has really good taste and dedex leaves sus soundoffs sometimes plus his name is way too similar to bedex and I can't distinguish one from the other
9. butt. / SlothcoreSam these are both the same user
10. fogza / Drifter these are both the same user
11. robertsona because robert
12. Sinternet because he has established his brand
13. MillionDead because he's like Ars if Ars listened to rap
14. someone because I was kinda mean to him one time after he was kinda mean to me but I felt bad anyway
15. Sowing because he's prolific af
16. Dewinged because not mort |
neekafat
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. Koris
3. Pheromone
4. theBoneyKing
5. YoYoMancuso
6. I lay my head down onto the execution block not with regret, but with honor that I should be brought down by someone as worthy as thee
7. Egarran
8. dedex
9. SlothcoreSam
10. Drifter (my BABY)
11. dmathias52
12. Sinternet
13. deathschool
14. someone (FUCK)
15. Pangea
16. Dewinged |
Colton
03.23.23 | one time I lurked neekafat's youtube channel and there was a skit about rabbits |
SteakByrnes
03.23.23 | colton those explanations were righteous |
neekafat
03.23.23 | Yeah there were like five of those but I’ve blocked three
Unironically the best videos I made in high achool |
Egarran
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Ghandhilion
4. Bedex
5. porcupinetheater
6. neekafat
7. tectactoe
8. dedex
9. SlothcoreSam
10. fogza
11. robertsona
12. Space Jester
13. deathschool
14. someone
15. Pangea
16. Mort.
>How fitting that Egarran will be the one to take me out.
Ha, don't give up yet! It's gonna be close.
|
MarsKid
03.23.23 | Welp, was a good run then
o7 |
Mort.
03.23.23 | '16. Dewinged because not mort'
when i win you shall be banished |
Mort.
03.23.23 | '16. Dewinged please'
and you, cur |
Storm In A Teacup
03.23.23 | What the hekkek are carrot arms 🥕 |
deathschool
03.23.23 |
1. Relinquished
2. normaloctagon
3. Ghandhilion
4. Bedex
5. YoYoMancuso
6. JohnnyoftheWell (so sorry Neeka)
7. Egarran
8. dedex
9. SlothcoreSam
10. Drifter
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. deathschool (📇 it seems I must fight with the dirt)
14. someone
15. Pangea
16. Mort. |
Pheromone
03.23.23 | mort just accidentally voted for dewi twice |
Mort.
03.23.23 | OH SHIT |
Sowing
03.23.23 | 15. Pangea
I had a good run that I only just realized I was having =D. I might have suggested at the very onset that you all spread the joy to someone else by voting me out immediately, but it was still neat to see that I made it as far as I have since my first year on staff. Go on Pangea, make me proud! |
normaloctagon
03.23.23 | pheromone more like british spy |
Dewinged
03.23.23 | This is where I finally MORT.
Great way to go out tbh.
1. Relinquished
2. normaloctagon
3. Ghandhilion (we go down together former champ Phero)
4. Bedex (this hurts my soul)
5. porcupinetheater
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. Thaaaat's gonna be a nope
8. Aaaand this one too
9. Aaaaaand one more nope
10. fogza
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. deathschool
14. someone
15. Pangea
16. Mort.
|
Dewinged
03.23.23 | Also props for 9 Steak, great album. |
theBoneyKing
03.23.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Pheromone
4. -
5. YoYoMancuso
6. neekafat
7. tectactoe
8. Sunnyvale
9. butt.
10. Drifter
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. deathschool
14. Marskid
15. Pangea
16. Dewinged |
SteakByrnes
03.24.23 | You know it dewi my man, had to grab that one when I thought of skeletons lol |
butt.
03.24.23 | "butt. / SlothcoreSam these are both the same user"
explain |
Pangea
03.24.23 | sowing i love you |
Storm In A Teacup
03.24.23 | "mort just accidentally voted for dewi twice"
This is how you Mort |
Storm In A Teacup
03.24.23 | We should have a Sputnik President election every 4 years like this with people debating for vvotes. Imagine Colton vs Ars lmaooooo |
PotsyTater
03.24.23 | 1. Relinquished
2. normaloctagon
3. Lol
4. theBoneyKing
5. porcupinetheater
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. tectactoe in an absolute bloodbath
8. dedex
9. I like you both about the same
10. Two of my hip-hop boys but fogza formed a terrible opinion on Mood - Doom so voting Drifter out of spite
11. robertsona, begrudgingly
12. Sinternet
13. deathschool
14. someone
15. Sowing
16. Mort. But ouch |
Storm In A Teacup
03.24.23 | Could probably take a series of books to contain the text from Colton alone. |
ArsMoriendi
03.24.23 | What would the president get to do |
Storm In A Teacup
03.24.23 | Live in Joms ear. We can make you smaller or his ear bigger your choice. |
ArsMoriendi
03.24.23 | Colton can have that one, I concede |
Storm In A Teacup
03.24.23 | We needed a surprise entrant to take over for one if not both of you anyway. |
butt.
03.24.23 | I just want the Sputnik President to give us a bookmark/listen-list feature. or give me read-only access to the database |
Colton
03.24.23 | I will be the president of coltonmusic and power and freedom will be given to the people. the bookmark feature is coming. ratings from 1 to 10 in increments of 0.1 are coming |
butt.
03.24.23 | yessssssssssssssssss |
Colton
03.24.23 | I actually worked on it for like 5 hours yesterday |
MillionDead
03.24.23 | I’m getting my ass beat here. But the fact that I made it this far means I’m at least a mediocre Sput user so I can take some comfort in that. Lol
1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Ghandhilion
4. theBoneyKing
5. porcupinetheater
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. tectactoe
8. dedex
9. butt.
10. Drifter
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. MillionDead (Because I’m getting my ass beat)
14. Marskid
15. Sowing
16. Mort.
Genuinely could have flipped a coin on some of them. I love everyone out here though. |
Colton
03.24.23 | you are a good user and one of the last of a dying breed |
butt.
03.24.23 | 1. Relinquished (I like ars but wolfe is the man and needs more representation in this thread)
2. normaloctagon (I don't know who Koris is and at this point I'm afraid to ask)
3. Ghandhilion (because the coin toss said so)
4. theBoneyKing (the deciding factor is that this is the skelly round which was meant for boney)
5. porcupinetheater (because I beat porcupinetheater in a matchup last year so now he gets my good juju)
6. neekafat (neek has a good soul and seniority)
7. tectactoe (mitten mates)
8. dedex (there was no thought process here)
9. (both are far too sexy, there is simply no right answer)
10. Drifter (i always confuse fogza and kevbogz so not actually sure who is who)
11. robertsona (there was no thought process here)
12. Space Jester (if I'm being totally honest I feel like sint has never typed a comment that I liked)
13. MillionDead (because he voted for me moments ago while deathschool voted for my demise)
14. someone (love ya both, coin flipper did the deed)
15. Sowing (another tough one but Sowing is probably the reason why 25% of the users here found the site in the first place, myself included)
16. respectfully bowing out of this one, gents |
PotsyTater
03.24.23 | Lol you found this site because of sowing |
MillionDead
03.24.23 | I think I was just reading any random shit about Defeater in high school and happened upon a review from this site. Lurked for a couple of years, maybe less, and then decided to get in the mix. |
butt.
03.24.23 | the boi has written over 600 reviews, of course that results in plenty of traffic to the site |
ArsMoriendi
03.24.23 | I found Sputnik because I was looking at a bunch of review sites after deciding Pitchfork was pretentious twaddle and then getting mesmerized by the fact I could rate all the albums that I heard in a way that didn't look confusing and stupid like Allmusic
Had no idea it had a forum-type community til like 6 months after signing up lol
Ah 2013, what a time |
butt.
03.24.23 | Yup I think I joined in 2013 too. Knew about the forum and community, would comment on occasional reviews but didn't really start to give a shit about y'all till like whenever I made this account. In 2013 I was a very good christian boy who loved We Came As Romans, so it's probably good that I didn't comment often |
SteakByrnes
03.24.23 | I found sput looking for a review of Count Your Blessings by BMTH lmao |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.24.23 | writing a load of reviews and writing a load of reviews for records likely to net passing plebs are entirely different matters
the criteria for pleb in this context is being filtered by sinternet, which is something i cannot not find hilarious |
JohnnyoftheWell
03.24.23 | though tbqh i'm pretty sure i joined sput because the flagged rev for Deadwing had a 5 at the top and um time+growth etc.? |
Sowing
03.24.23 | I joined because Chan wrote funny reviews and I wanted a place to rate music. Back in 2008 it was just a bunch of sexually frustrated teens calling each other gay, so I never thought I'd still be here 15 years later (also, when I word it like that, I'm not sure this place has changed as much as I thought). |
butt.
03.24.23 | this place has changed 0%. goodnight everybody hope you have dreams about me |
tectactoe
03.24.23 | i found this place looking for guitar tabs on mxtabs.net lol |
porcupinetheater
03.24.23 | "it was just a bunch of sexually frustrated teens calling each other gay, so I never thought I'd still be here 15 years later (also, when I word it like that, I'm not sure this place has changed as much as I thought)."
The difference is that now we all are gay |
Drifter
03.24.23 | i think i was reading reviews for the dear hunters color spectrum eps and was like woah i can rate music? which made it much easier to catalog shit beyond notebooks and itunes playlists so i joined and then everyone roasted me into oblivion for a while but now i’ve aged into a beautiful soaring drifter butterfly |
Dewinged
03.24.23 | I ended here because of a Mongi review. |
fogza
03.24.23 | "Two of my hip-hop boys but fogza formed a terrible opinion on Mood - Doom so voting Drifter out of spite"
Lmao I'm pretty sure I got lucky in earlier rounds and potsy might have voted for me thinking I'm someone else... |
fogza
03.24.23 | Butt., after foolishly explaining the entire voting thought process, is now both mine and kevbogz's mortal enemy. I will pursue relentlessly, stalking threads as if a merciless medium sized cat, like a caracal or maybe a serval. You are toast, butt., no ifs or butts about it |
rage11111ro
03.24.23 | 1. Relinquished
2. normaloctagon
3. Pheromone
4. Bedex
5. porcupinetheater
6. neekafat
7. tectactoe
8. dedex
9. butt.
10. fogza
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. deathschool
14. someone
15. Sowing
16. Mort. |
butt.
03.24.23 | I am a martyr for the truth! So be it! |
Pheromone
03.24.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi i am so srry
2. normaloctagon i am so srry
3. Ghandhilion i am less srry
4. theBoneyKing oh god i am so srry
5. porcupinetheater (srry yoyo porc my wife)
6. JohnnyoftheWell to win
7. Egarran to win also srry handsome tec
8. dedex srry
9. SlothcoreSam : (
10. fogza
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. MillionDead
14. someone yike
15. Pangea
16. Mort. (dewi hold me as we fall)
piece of piss |
Mort.
03.24.23 | feral moan |
fogza
03.24.23 | I have decided to absolve you butt., due to fitness issues. Pursuing another user all over sputnik would be too exhausting so let's just share a piece of reconciliatory watermelon and call it quits |
SteakByrnes
03.24.23 | yes yes yes VOTES |
someone
03.24.23 | 1. Relinquished
2. normaloctagon
3. Pheromone
4. Bedex
5. porcupinetheater
6. neekafat
7. Egarran
8. dedex
9. SlothcoreSam
10. fogza
11. robertsona
12. Space Jester
13. deathschool
14. Marskid
15. Pangea
16. Mort.
rule is no staffers, even tho i love you all. rest of the matchups were literally a coin toss decision
hey wait. where's Jesper. what did yall do to my baby? |
tectactoe
03.24.23 | 1. ArsMoriendi
2. normaloctagon
3. Ghandhilion
4. theBoneyKing
5. YoYoMancuso
6. JohnnyoftheWell
7. tectactoe (might be unsportsmanlike but I'm getting crushed lol)
8. Sunnyvale
9. butt.
10. Drifter
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. MillionDead
14. someone
15. Sowing
16. Dewinged
every single one of these was rough |
MarsKid
03.24.23 | "rule is no staffers"
Still voted for me
Respect m/ |
porcupinetheater
03.24.23 | Mars you may be a staffer but you still bring the underdog vibes |
butt.
03.24.23 | how does it make you feel knowing that your staffiness is not respected? |
someone
03.24.23 | I do not need to respect him as a staffer, if I respect him as a person and a friend |
Sunnyvale
03.24.23 | 1. Relinquished
2. Koris
3. Pheromone
4. theBoneyKing
5. YoYoMancuso (sorry Porc)
6. neekafat (sorry Johnny)
7. Egarran
8. dedex (gotta return the sportmanslike gesture!)
9. butt.
10. fogza
11. dmathias52
12. Sinternet
13. MillionDead
14. Marskid
15. Sowing
16. Dewinged |
PotsyTater
03.24.23 | “ the boi has written over 600 reviews, of course that results in plenty of traffic to the site”
That’s not what is in question lol |
PotsyTater
03.24.23 | “ writing a load of reviews and writing a load of reviews for records likely to net passing plebs are entirely different matters”
[2]
“ difference is that now we all are gay”
[2] |
PotsyTater
03.24.23 | @fogza lmao I actually am terrible at mistaking users with the same first letter and I just got you confused with frigyourgenre but not in a way where like it means I don’t actually know who you are and still like you a lot but I’m sticking to my vote out of laziness |
MarsKid
03.24.23 | "I do not need to respect him as a staffer, if I respect him as a person and a friend"
;-; gotta go win it for me, lad. |
butt.
03.24.23 | “That’s not what is in question lol”
Sir that is quite literally the reason I found the site, which indeed was your question. Thank you come again |
PotsyTater
03.24.23 | I don’t know why you are so confused but I didn’t ask a question, I made a statement: “lol you found this site because of sowing”
Note the absence of a question mark
The insinuation not calling into question whether or not sowing has written many reviews, but rather the quality of your taste if a sowing review brought you here
God bless his soul
Thank you come again |
butt.
03.24.23 | Heh I definitely interpreted that as more of a question tone. But also the Sowing review that brought me here was either Swans or Converge so ummmm??? You know he didn’t just write 600 Taylor swift reviews right |
PotsyTater
03.24.23 | No that’s actually news to me |
Colton
03.24.23 | remember when sowing's avi was pam from the office sitting on a bed |
PotsyTater
03.24.23 | Mostly taking the piss tho, pretty sure when I joined the site it was because john Hanson wrote a negative soundoff for Isis - wavering radiant that I stumbled upon and I was fucking MAD |
PotsyTater
03.24.23 | That and being mad about a negative review for war from a harlots mouths debut are like my earliest sput memories |
butt.
03.24.23 | I’d bet the negative reviews lead to more user account creation than anything else tbh |
PotsyTater
03.24.23 | I mean that one negative swift review by Channing alone may have technically spawned more new accounts than the 600 positive swift reviews by sowing, even if they were all burners created just to shit down Channing’s neck
Hilarious times |
butt.
03.24.23 | I definitely made an account on MindEqualsBlown in 2011 so I could rage at a guy who reviewed a Plot In You album |
PotsyTater
03.24.23 | What would band ive totally heard of Plot In You ever have done without you |
butt.
03.24.23 | @steak sic ‘em |
Sowing
03.25.23 | I just remember in 2010 (?) when you literally couldn't click into a thread anywhere on the front page without having like 1/2 of the comments being from silentpotato
Also, I was psyched to face you in the sput madness finals whenever that was but then Williefisterbut annihilated me in the Final 4. |
PotsyTater
03.25.23 | Peak Sputnik addiction |
ArsMoriendi
03.25.23 | Tbh I had no idea who Sowing was until he was a mod |
pizzamachine
03.25.23 | Really?? |
butt.
03.25.23 | Didn’t know who I was till I started buttgrindin’ |
normaloctagon
03.25.23 | trve |
PotsyTater
03.25.23 | Sowing has been the same, unabashedly “himself” dude since he was a mere sexy Pam-avatar rockin’ user back in ‘06 or ‘08 or whatever. He was probably the most humble and least toxic person on the entire site in a time when it was peak toxic cesspool. He wasn’t an asshole then and he didn’t become an asshole through multiple promotions. His taste is, always has been, and always has been his taste. It will likely never get any better but you have to respect it because he just has a simple but genuine and earnest love for music and not a pretentious bone in his entire body. In summary, he was the exact same person before he became mod as he is now and that’s why he is mom. |
Pheromone
03.25.23 | i found sputnik throgh a devil and god review oops
maybe chans
it used to be on the wikipedia and now it is no longer dam |
someone
03.25.23 | I found it through the weekly releases blog.
Not sure how I got there |
fogza
03.25.23 | "but I’m sticking to my vote out of laziness"
Totally get it, I have been undone by the sheer sexiness of Drifter and that is ok |
AsleepInTheBack
03.25.23 | I love you all (ish) so apologies for the below. Preference for users over staff etc.
1. ArsMoriendi
2.
3. Pheromone
4. theBoneyKing
5. porcupinetheater
6. neekafat
7. tectactoe
8. dedex
9. SlothcoreSam
10. fogza
11. robertsona
12. Sinternet
13. MillionDead
14. someone
15. Sowing
16. Mort. |
Sowing
03.25.23 | That is quite possibly the nicest thing I've seen Potsy say about me (or anyone). I've never been more adequately hugged (with all due respect jotw!) Potsy may be known for his brash interactions, but he's also one of the realest people here and I've always respected that about him. Sputnik wouldn't be sputnik without him :-) |
PotsyTater
03.25.23 | Thanks m8 I appreciate that you get me. I may be a terrible misanthrope with a relentless disregard for anyone who ever even slightly rubs me the wrong way but I’m also deeply loyal to people who have earned my respect and admiration |
normaloctagon
03.26.23 | Asleepintheback did i piss in your cereal and forget about it or something 😂 let’s be friends bro |
normaloctagon
03.26.23 | Also hella cute moment above me |
JayEnder
03.26.23 | Pots really is a great guy deep down inside ♥️ |
SteakByrnes
03.27.23 | "I definitely made an account on MindEqualsBlown in 2011 so I could rage at a guy who reviewed a Plot In You album"
very based butt lmao
Also this is CLOSED will have results and new round up tomorrow morning |
SteakByrnes
03.27.23 | Okay so there are TWO TIES somebody PLEASE
fogza vs. Drifter
MillionDead vs. deathschool
Who wants to KILL some users |
pizzamachine
03.27.23 | Let’s save these boys:
10. Drifter (the dice does not like fogza)
13. deathschool |
someone
03.27.23 | i suppose last chance for users to throw in a full ballot?
or just these two matchups? |
SteakByrnes
03.27.23 | nope pizza has DECIDED their FATES thank you pizza |
someone
03.27.23 | oh |
anat
03.27.23 | fogza and milliondead |
fogza
03.27.23 | alas i am no more, time to get some drinks with manatea |
Trifolium
03.27.23 | foggy noooooooooooooo!
It's nice here on the Other Side though. Welcome! |
MillionDead
03.27.23 | CURSES |
SteakByrnes
03.27.23 | RESULTS are UP, next round up soon |
fogza
03.27.23 | trif will you have a coffee with me? you don't have to have biscottis but i'm gonna have one. i'm actually pretty chuffed for doing so well in a really really tough matchup, good luck with the rest of the run drifter |
MarsKid
03.27.23 | I didn't even think I'd make it this far tbh |
Trifolium
03.27.23 | Yes I WILLL!!!! Could do with some biscotti too, good times 🎇🤸🏻♂️🌞 |
Pheromone
03.27.23 | i have eaten too many biscuits today please do not mention biscuits |
tectactoe
03.27.23 | One vote goddamnit
Ega is now my arch-nemesis
I'm sorry it had to be this way 🌹 |
Pheromone
03.27.23 | let it be known: anat did not vote and fogza is dead
anat is the death of indie rock |
fogza
03.27.23 | "please do not mention biscuits"
perhaps a slice of custard tart then |
YoYoMancuso
03.27.23 | ggs porc go win the whole thing! |
SteakByrnes
03.27.23 | anat! |
Egarran
03.27.23 | Sorry tec, I really hoped you would win. |
Trifolium
03.27.23 | Custard tart foggy I am so glad you are with ussssss!!!! 😍 |
robertsona
03.27.23 | we’ve gotta take down pizzamachine. Drunk with power |
MillionDead
03.27.23 | Yeah bro, I'm gonna be salty about this loss for eons. |
fogza
03.27.23 | i don't think eons was in this round *bada bam* |
anat
03.27.23 | don’t blame me, I voted for rounds 3 and 5 |
pizzamachine
03.27.23 | Haha what power?? |
