Minortimbo12
12.12.22 | I'll start:
CHORUS IN ALL CAPS
CHORUS IN ALL CAPS
CHORUS IN ALL CAPS
CHORUS IN ALL CAAAAAAAAAPS |
Josh D.
12.12.22 | https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6jq72dsA81qd37u4o1_500.jpg |
Scornfyre
12.12.22 | SYMBOLIC COCKS!!! SYMBOLIC COCKS!!! SO VIVAAAD!! SO VIVAAAD!! TWO AT THE SAME TIME!! TWO AT rTHE SAME TIME!! |
Scornfyre
12.12.22 | Thanks for the excuse to share that gem again |
DadKungFu
12.12.22 |
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…………………………………………� �………………than this
…………………………………………� �…………………is better
…………………………………………� �……………………poetry that
…………………………………………its own………………… 8th grade
…………………………………………eating…………………… i’ve read
…………………………………tail, but……… the snake…………metaphor?
………………………………rather that…………that of……………call that a
……………………………of me……………………is not…………on now. you
………………………sucking my…………………oroboros………really? come
……………………own dick……………………of the……………of empathy.”
………………sucking my……………………image…………… “black holes
…………………own dick………………the true………………in antiquity.
……………………sucking my………………………………that exists
………………………own dick…………………………of infinity
…………………………in an endless………………true symbol
……………………………cycle of………………the only
………………………………autofellatio,…which is |
Minortimbo12
12.12.22 | step 1) build a big shed 2) build a plane inside said shed 3) fly to guinea 4) get eaten alive by cannibals 5) ???? 6) no longer lonely innit
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Vinnymcscoop
12.12.22 | VIAGRA |
Supercoolguy64
12.13.22 | hats off to them I guess, but I don’t wear a hat so they can suck my dick |
MoM
12.13.22 | HillaryClittongue |
MetalMarcJK
12.13.22 | Lately, I've been buying the generic brand of waxed beans. I rip of the label...I can hardly tell the difference! |
TVC15
12.13.22 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InPKr6RwKps |
GhandhiLion
12.13.22 | https://twitter.com/Lancethegreat81 |
widowslaugh123
12.13.22 | Where the FUCK is the melt banana band page? |
Demon of the Fall
12.13.22 | https://www.sputnikmusic.com/bands/Melt-Banana/2210/ |
Demon of the Fall
12.13.22 | hyphen related issue? |
GhandhiLion
12.13.22 | What's the issue sailor? |
MoM
12.13.22 | My tears, your weapon |
DadKungFu
12.14.22 | Being elite ***in rules. Being aware of your superiority is a great feeling, as is being respected by fellow warriors. Sadly i only know this through what Fade has told me. Contrary to what some people may believe, i am not elite. I have a ride the lightning poster on my wall and i like children of bodom, wintersun and many other bands Justice would beat my ass for listening to. Although being non-elite sucks for the most part, one of the perks is you can listen to what the *** you want without being in fear of being seen listening to Aneka. So here we are, reviewing an album that Wilton would shove up his dick, The Cainian Chronicles. |
Deathconscious
12.14.22 | @MoM lmao. I randomly thought about him yesterday and went to check his Black Malachite FB, dude is really writing huge announcement and retirement posts when there are nothing but bots and paid-for follows and listens, its really weird. |
deathofasalesman
12.14.22 | It's almost worth the mounds of hyperbolic claims it receives. |
MoM
12.14.22 | @Deathcon
I hope Dalton’s doing alright. I never knew him personally, but still. Interesting to see he still held to the Black Malachite name. His last album didn’t sound bad from the brief sampling I just did |
Koris
04.06.23 | Nicer dicer |
Deathconscious
04.08.23 | Didnt someone get banned for saying that once? |
Kompys2000
04.08.23 | The capacity of human intelligence |
Supercoolguy64
04.08.23 | My memes, your threadnuke |
PotsyTater
04.08.23 | Um, who is MoM an alt of? |
MoM
04.08.23 | Not an alt. Just didn’t feel like lurking anymore |
PotsyTater
04.08.23 | Damn you’ve been lurking for a long ass time to have some of this knowledge
Your join date certainly checks out |
Parallels
04.08.23 | Straw, camel's back etc. I genuinely cannot be among the vermin of this website anymore. It's too much. I don't know why I kept posting here for so long. Enjoy your dick-swining vaginal hatred and sexual frustration that makes up literally the entirety of any female pop singer's threads. |
Parallels
04.08.23 | damn that was my 10,000th comment
wasted |
MoM
04.08.23 | @Potsy
Sput’s one of those things where i came for the music, but stayed for the community. I have never laughed more at a comment section than i have on this goddamn site, numerous times. Whether it be Recspecs’s foursome or ProgMaster, this site has been a trip and a half just to visit, read, and find a bunch of music I’d probably never hear otherwise. Shit, i also remember checking out Sudatsuga! This place is a time capsule
Also, 1970 was a good year to talk shit on early Bowie or something |
Sinternet
04.08.23 | sputnikmusic: relevant or ridiculous? |
budgie
04.08.23 | MoM is one of my alts |
XfingTheSullen
04.08.23 | [2] |
Egarran
04.08.23 | Thanks for not lurking. |
Minortimbo12
12.11.23 | last.fm is the public window dressing accessory used to determine whether or not your taste is elite or if you're a poser looking for clicks
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ToSmokMuzyki
12.11.23 | OMFG TIMBO |
Minortimbo12
12.11.23 | yes? |
Koris
12.11.23 | dude, there's a reason you ****ers aren't published in magazines. Don't take style advice from a bunch of amateurs. If you want to improve, disregard everything that's been said but this: read books, and read magazines with reviews by writers that were actually HIRED because they're GOOD.
I don't see this as a site for music reviews... I see it as a site for music discussion. Like a much more organized, topical forum. |
ToSmokMuzyki
12.11.23 | how u been |
Squiggly
12.11.23 | Thanks for bumping this list. The ouroboros shitpost made me laugh. |
pizzamachine
12.12.23 | https://youtu.be/aVAradTQvL8?feature=shared |
Spec
12.12.23 | Who has links to those animated shorts of Sputnik users interacting on YouTube? |
pizzamachine
12.12.23 | https://youtu.be/7Gmflrlr88o?feature=shared |
Egarran
12.12.23 | Dude, you’re annoying regularly. I’m not the only one who thinks so! |
Butkuiss
12.12.23 | YES! A MASTODON GUITAR SOLO! |
Koris
12.12.23 | A very dear friend of mine, a fine arts dealer in Cambridge, sent me a dusty copy of Switched-On Bach on my birth-day in jest. For those who may not be aware, the harlot behind this release, Wendy (née Walter) Carlos, is a provincial tinker, a mere engineur, fit only to conjure the cheap tricks of the electrical fluid, and appallingly unsuited to the rendition of music for the discerning ear. Furthermore, she is a freakish transsexual, blaspheming not only against the Arts but against God Himself. Finally, she has also scored the unspeakably obscene A Clockwork Orange, a motion-picture that sent me running from the theatre blushing and in tears no more than a mere ten minutes into its vile execution. |
Spec
12.12.23 | Yes pizza now I’m watching all of them again. |
pizzamachine
12.12.23 | This is the way |