EVERY "Teutonic Big 4" album ranked
I'll release my American big 4 ranking once 'The Sick, The Dying... and the Dead!' releases this September. |
| 63 |  | Destruction
The Least Successful Human Cannonball
I blame Pantera for this travesty. |
| 62 |  | Tankard
Disco Destroyer
Shockingly bad. By far their worst album. |
| 61 |  | Kreator
Cause for Conflict
One of the most boring thrash albums ever recorded by a major band. |
| 60 |  | Kreator
Renewal
I wish that mantis would lobotomize me like that guy on the cover. Awful album. |
| 59 |  | Destruction
Spiritual Genocide
As generic as it comes. |
| 58 |  | Destruction
Born to Perish
As generic as it comes.
[2] |
| 57 |  | Tankard
Vol(l)ume 14
Not a memorable note of music to be found. |
| 56 |  | Sodom
'Til Death Do Us Unite
Worst album art on the list. Music isn't any good either. |
| 55 |  | Destruction
Metal Discharge
Anal discharge. |
| 54 |  | Destruction
Under Attack
Underwhelming attack. |
| 53 |  | Tankard
Kings of Beer
I guess. |
| 52 |  | Tankard
Stone Cold Sober
Decent Centerfold cover, but that's about it. |
| 51 |  | Sodom
The Final Sign of Evil
I respect what they tried to do; they just failed miserably at it. |
| 50 |  | Tankard
Thirst
Sure. |
| 49 |  | Destruction
D.E.V.O.L.U.T.I.O.N.
Starts strong then quickly nosedives into mediocrity. |
| 48 |  | Tankard
B-Day
More like B-Gay, ammirite??? |
| 47 |  | Tankard
The Beauty and the Beer
Mehhh. |
| 46 |  | Sodom
Get What You Deserve
I deserve a better album. |
| 45 |  | Sodom
Obsessed by Cruelty
Weak, forgettable debut. |
| 44 |  | Kreator
Endless Pain
It's not THAT bad. |
| 43 |  | Kreator
Outcast
A few bangers to be found. |
| 42 |  | Sodom
Masquerade in Blood
Getting warmer. |
| 41 |  | Kreator
Enemy of God
Not their best. |
| 40 |  | Tankard
A Girl Called Cerveza
2nd worst album cover, but decent material. |
| 39 |  | Sodom
Decision Day
Not as bad as most make it out to be. |
| 38 |  | Destruction
Inventor of Evil
Better than Metal Discharge, that's for sure. |
| 37 |  | Destruction
Day of Reckoning
The last truly decent Destruction record for over a decade. |
| 36 |  | Sodom
Epitome of Torture
I kinda like this one, not gonna lie. "My Final Bullet" is one of Sodom's top tracks in my opinion. |
| 35 |  | Destruction
The Antichrist
Not the amazing comeback people make it out to be, but it's still solid. |
| 34 |  | Destruction
All Hell Breaks Loose
Just barely better than "The Antichrist" in my opinion. Feel bad for the guy who got nipples drawn on his forehead though. |
| 33 |  | Kreator
Hate Über Alles
Definitely overhated. Following up Gods of Violence was gonna be a monumental task. |
| 32 |  | Destruction
Diabolical
Probably my favorite post-Cracked Brain album from these guys. |
| 31 |  | Kreator
Hordes of Chaos
Not much to say, just another solid offering from Kreator. |
| 30 |  | Tankard
The Meaning of Life
Probably their worst album from their classic era, but still pretty damn good. |
| 29 |  | Sodom
Genesis XIX
Solid return to form. Hope they can keep this momentum. |
| 28 |  | Kreator
Extreme Aggression
Overrated as fuck. Fight me. |
| 27 |  | Kreator
Pleasure to Kill
Definitely brutal. It is kinda lacking in the melodic department for me though. |
| 26 |  | Sodom
Tapping the Vein
Cock and balls metal. |
| 25 |  | Sodom
Sodom
Sodom |
| 24 |  | Sodom
Better Off Dead
Very underrated. Great cover of "Turn Your Head Around" on this one. |
| 23 |  | Tankard
Chemical Invasion
Not the magnum opus that most make it out to be, but still lots of fun. |
| 22 |  | Destruction
Eternal Devastation
ALMOST a classic for me. It's just missing something I can't quite place my finger on. |
| 21 |  | Tankard
One Foot In The Grave
I really don't underatand the lukewarm response to this one. This album is filled with catchy hooks, and that production is PRIMO. |
| 20 |  | Tankard
Two Faced
Underrated as fuck. "Days of the Gun" is an all-time classic. |
| 19 |  | Kreator
Endorama
Underrated as fuck. Fight me. |
| 18 |  | Tankard
R.I.B.
Good shit. |
| 17 |  | Sodom
Code Red
Aw hell yeah. |
| 16 |  | Tankard
The Tankard
Tankard's most diverse and creative record to date. Great stuff. |
| 15 |  | Sodom
In War and Pieces
All thrash, no trash. |
| 14 |  | Tankard
Beast of Bourbon
MAKE A FINAL STAND AND DIE WITH A BEER IN YOUR HAND |
| 13 |  | Kreator
Violent Revolution
The birth of modern Kreator. What a glorious birth it was. |
| 12 |  | Tankard
The Morning After
Just a killer record. This album doesn't fuck around. |
| 11 |  | Kreator
Phantom Antichrist
Beautiful. "Mars Mantra" should be the walk-out song for every professional wrestler ever. |
| 10 |  | Destruction
Infernal Overkill
The skull on the cover is an accurate representation of your skull being bombarded with the overload of thrash goodness this album contains. |
| 9 |  | Kreator
Gods of Violence
When it comes to modern day thrash, it doesn't get much better than this. |
| 8 |  | Sodom
Persecution Mania
CLASSIC! |
| 7 |  | Kreator
Terrible Certainty
CLASSIC!
[2] |
| 6 |  | Destruction
Release from Agony
This album F U C K S |
| 5 |  | Sodom
M-16
Borderline masterpiece. |
| 4 |  | Destruction
Cracked Brain
Best Destruction album. Fight me. |
| 3 |  | Tankard
Zombie Attack
Just a fuckin' classic. |
| 2 |  | Kreator
Coma of Souls
People of the LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! |
| 1 |  | Sodom
Agent Orange
Of course. |
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