TheAntichrist
06.09.22 | we're not a gym; we're planet fitness |
Colton
06.09.22 | i was high af at the gym today and i realized your calves are just the forearms of your legs |
Lord(e)Po)))ts
06.09.22 | Absolutely not shocked that Colton’s paltry little calve muscles share the same circumference as his weeny-teeny glass wrists |
JKing92
06.09.22 | Would that make your kneecaps the elbows of your legs, Colton? |
TheAntichrist
06.09.22 | your toes are feet fingers |
EphemeralEternity
06.09.22 | A diehard metalhead who isn’t satisfied looking like one of the two variants: a human blobfish or Sméagol? Ambitious indeed |
EphemeralEternity
06.09.22 | Is planet fitness the chain that sounds an alarm and removes anyone from the premises if they grunt or drop their weights and gives all their members chocolate at Christmas and Easter to make sure they stay fat fucks and never stop paying for personal trainer sessions |
Colton
06.09.22 | I went to a Planet Fitness for like a year and a half cause it was literally the only gym in the town I lived in. It's actually not that bad. They didn't have barbells but they have dumbbells up to 80s which is fine for me, and actually really nice benches. When I signed up I asked the guy at the front desk how often they ring the lunk alarm and he said he's literally never done it, and you would have to go out of your way trying to get someone to activate it or else nobody ever will |
EphemeralEternity
06.09.22 | I feel like the alarm would just inflame a situation but I’ve been at a gym late at night with just me and a roid ape who had an outbursts and threw a dumbell at the mirror and smashed it, which put me on edge for a moment but he stomped out and I never saw him again.
The eruptions of anger are a side effect of roids that get joked about but in my opinion they’re the most serious one, I know a guy who took massive amounts of dbol tren and clen who became so aggressive that he broke up with his partner and lost a lot of his friends until he had a heart attack and survived but was forced to stop using. |
YoYoMancuso
06.09.22 | Glad to see you’ve gotten back into cup stacking! |
Colton
06.09.22 | that's crazy I've never seen shit like that at any gym I've been to. and there have definitely been some roided up dudes. I feel like you have to already be overly aggressive by nature for steroids to make you like that. for a lot of people I've heard they make you feel amazing and you're basically on cloud nine during workouts |
Colton
06.09.22 | side note I had the best cardio session of my entire life last night... feels good man |
EphemeralEternity
06.09.22 | I’ve heard you feel vitalised and horny all the time so it’s probably a good feeling until you get done for sexual harassment
I know a lot of people can take it without that issue so maybe it does bring out the inner character though.
I hate 9/10 cardio session but every now and then I get into the zone and enjoy it, but I never know what sort of session it will be until I start |