rockarollacola
Mitch
User

Soundoffs 842
Album Ratings 3294
Objectivity 78%

Last Active 09-03-22 1:19 am
Joined 05-26-14

Review Comments 2,184

 Lists
04.17.24 My Worst Metal Takes04.02.24 Sex Pistols Albums: Worst to First
01.08.24 Power Metal in 2023 04.28.23 Anthem Albums: Worst to First
03.10.23 Hair Metal That Doesn't Suck - Volume 5 01.07.23 Power Metal in 2022
12.15.22 13 Reasons Why08.13.22 Pick my Poison (YOU CHOOSE MY TORTURE!)
08.10.22 EVERY "Teutonic Big 4" album ranked06.30.22 Artists I Gave Up On
06.21.22 Underrated Sequels06.02.22 Things that piss me off (but shouldn't)
03.28.22 Black Sabbath Albums: Worst to First03.18.22 Hair Metal That DOES Suck
03.09.22 Accept Albums: Worst to First02.04.22 Iron Maiden Epics: Ranked
01.27.22 Kidney Stones01.21.22 W.A.S.P. Albums: Worst to First
More »

Ozzy Osbourne Albums: Worst to First

ONNN A BUUUUUUNNNN hahahahah!
11Ozzy Osbourne
Down to Earth


Yeah, there isn’t anything on here I enjoyed. Generic Ozzy at his very worst. Best thing about this album is that revamped Ozzy logo.

Best Track: N/A
Grade: F
10Ozzy Osbourne
Black Rain


While this isn’t the dumpster fire many claim it to be, I can’t really say it’s anything all that remarkable. It’s a serviceable album with a couple excellent highlights. Simply passable.

Best Track: Trap Door
Grade: D
9Ozzy Osbourne
Bark at the Moon


Take away tracks 1 & 5 and you’d be left with the worst album of Ozzy’s career. He’s lucky those two songs were on here, or else the only redeeming quality this album would have would be Jake E Lee’s solos.

Best Track: Centre of Eternity
Grade: D+
8Ozzy Osbourne
Ordinary Man


Not half bad, to be honest. There's a surprising amount of variety here, which is something Ozzy has never really given us before. Only about half of it works, but it definitely made a concerted effort. I mean, it has songs featuring both Elton John and Post Malone, and both of them are pretty solid.

Best Track: It’s a Raid
Grade: C-
7Ozzy Osbourne
Ozzmosis


Not a very strong followup to “No More Tears”, but still a fun album. Perry Mason slaps hard as shit, and the filler on here isn’t half bad. A good album, but perhaps a bit too standard to warrant multiple listens.

Best Track: Perry Mason
Grade: C
6Ozzy Osbourne
Scream


Not sure what people were expecting from a late career Ozzy record, but in comparison to the 3 albums that preceded it, I much prefer this one. While he didn’t really shed the generic sound he had grown accustomed to, there is still some really fun material on here. Definitely my favorite post-”retirement” offering of his.

Best Track: Let Me Hear You Scream
Grade: C+
5Ozzy Osbourne
No Rest for the Wicked


Definitely an underrated chapter in the Ozzy Osbourne discography. Stylistically it’s a nice melding of the spooky atmospherics of the first two records and the anthemic tendencies of “The Ultimate Sin”. I’m not a huge fan of Zakk Wylde, but he manages to keep his obnoxious pinch harmonics to a low here, so it isn’t too distracting.

Best Track: Crazy Babies
Grade: B
4Ozzy Osbourne
Blizzard of Ozz


I know this is a beloved record, but it just never had the same impact on me as it did on others. I used to dislike this album quite a bit, but it has grown on me substantially over the years. I don’t think it’s his best, but I can understand why people feel that’s the case. A classic, but not my favorite.

Best Track: Steal Away the Night
Grade: B+
3Ozzy Osbourne
No More Tears


This was supposed to be his final record, and if it actually was, it would have been a great note to end on. While I’m not the biggest fan of Zakk Wylde’s guitar work, I’d be lying if I said he doesn’t apply himself admirably here. This is definitely more in the vain of the arena rock style of Ultimate Sin, and I definitely think it’s better for it. Very close to being an all killer no filler album.

Best Track: Hellraiser
Grade: A-
2Ozzy Osbourne
Diary of a Madman


The used to be my favorite, but it just recently got dethroned by the new #1. Even though it got bumped down a place, it’s still a classic record from start to finish. Randy Roads truly was an insanely unique and talented guitarist, and this album is probably the strongest offering of his career. My only minor critique would be that the guitar tone itself is a little grating.

Best Track: Flying High Again
Grade: A
1Ozzy Osbourne
The Ultimate Sin


I don’t give a darn what anyone has to say, Ultimate Sin is Ozzy doing what Ozzy does best; writing arena anthems. Not only does this album contain a large handful of my all-time favorite Ozzy tracks, but it’s the album that brought me to the conclusion that Jake E Lee was the best guitarist he ever had. Good times guaranteed with this one.

Best Track: Shot in the Dark
Grade: A
Show/Add Comments (16)

STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2023 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy